Dirnty
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Joined 05-25-10, id: 2377482, Profile Updated: 01-02-12
Author has written 17 stories for House of Night, Immortals series, Alyson Noel, Willow, Julia Hoban, Harry Potter, and American Idiot.

A little about me:

I don't come on here too much, mostly to read some American Idiot fanfics. I do Mibba.com more often. My username is Dinrty. (Period included)

Harry Potter and the House of Night Series are the bestest.

I'm on team Draco Malfoy/ Neville Longbottom

House is Slytherin

I love Stoey (Stevie Rae and Zoey from H.O.N.)

I'm random

I have adtitdaephobia which is a fear of somewhere in the world theres a duck watching you.

I have no idea why i have that ^.^ I just do

I do not have
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia but i wish I did (not really then i couldnt write) (fear of big words btw)

I wear 2 much eyeliner (coz im awesome like that)

I am secretly a ninja (its not a secret anymore)

My best friend is Sarah. We're Green Day buddies. She's my boo and my wifey and we burn walmart together and feed people we hate to George Bush. I loves her

I loovvveeee Green Day. Here's why: Billie Joe is fucking sexy as fuck, they legitimately stalked my life and wrote songs about it, they inspire me to play guitar, Mike's coffee obsession is cute (And I have one too), and Tre is freakin' hilarious. There's so many more reasons but I'll stop there.

I hate being called Emo and Goth because I'm neither. I'm punk. I'm myself and don't care what people think of me. Looks have nothing to do with being punk.

Billie Joe Armstrong is my idol and my Sexy Stripper Slut Muffin (Sorry TheAmericanIdot, I stoles your saying)

Other bands I love are Escape the Fate (Craig Mabbit


Green Day is my religion, Billie Joe is my God, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt are my personal angels, St Jimmy is my badass Saint, Their music is my drug.


So that's about it!

I'm a very interesting person, I know, Please please hold your applause! ;D

Some topics I might write about:

American Idiot

Harry Potter

House of Night Novels

Twilight Saga

Immortals series

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Teen Titans

(I just love cartoon shows, so that's why I'll write about them, plus if you don't like Teen Titans, you suck)

Favorite stories to read:

I like to read pretty much the topics I like to write because that's where I get my ideas from.


If you think Will needs a big hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you constantly refer to yourself as Mrs. Tony Vincent, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Whenever you introduce yourself, you end it with "and you better not wear it out!"

If you know where the bastards have gone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Johnny needs a big hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are just DYING to know what Whatsername's name IS copy and paste this onto your profile. (By the way I know it. ^_^ Just ask and I'll tell you, if you stalk Billie's twitter, then you'll know too.)

If you're the Last of the American Girls copy and paste this onto your profile.


You know you're an American Idiot when...

You realize nobody can replace Tony Vincent as the ORGINAL AND PERFECT St. Jimmy!

You argue that Theo is more than just part of the company. (FTW! ...I heart him so much...)

You want to give Will a hug.

You cried when Tunny got shot.

You cried when St. Jimmy died.

Your iPod is full of not only Green Day songs, but American Idiot cast covers too.

You talk about American Idiot in front of people who don't even know anything about it.

You say "Blah fucking blah" in everyday conversations.


Favourite Quotes:

A guy walks up to me and asks "What's punk?" So I kick over a garbage can and say "That's punk!" So he kicks over a garbage can and says "That's punk?" And I say "No, that's trendy!" ~Billie Joe Armstrong

"I'm St. Jimmy. Bow before me and give me the God damn Oreos." ~St. Jimmy (Somewhat)

It's the end of the day, I've got my Chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy. ~Mike Dirnt

School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice? ~BJA

Making mistakes is a lot better than not doing anything. ~BJA

Punk is not just the sound, the music. Punk is a lifestyle. ~BJA

"I'd tell you to go burn garages but that wouldn't be very good advice, now would it?" ~Sarah

Everyone is entitled to our opinion. ~Tre Cool

The only thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beatiful he is and how nice he looks today. ~Tre Cool

"I don't mind rape Billie, I mind fuck him." ~Sarah


You're a true Green Day fan if you know...

Billie Joe's nickname in high school was 'Two Dollar Bill' because he sold joints for two dollars.

Mike part owns Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe.

Tre Cool's real name is Frank Edwin Wright III.

Green Day's first song was "1000 Hours".

Sweet Children's first song was "Sweet Children".

Jason Freese plays piano, trumpet, and saxaphone.

Jason White was chosen as guitarist because Billie thinks he brings a good edge to their music.

Billie has over 20 tattoos (Jakob with stars rockets and a soccer ball, Adrienne with two angels and a vine, Joseph with a rose, Punx on his hand between his thumb and index finger, Punx on his hip, 80 on his hip, a car on his chest, Japanese symbols on his arm meaning 'pot' and 'pinhead', the Adeline logo on his ring finger, a heart on his middle finger, stars on his arm, a tiger on his arm, and a bunch more.)

Their song "Platypus (I hate You)" was named so becuase Billie always wanted to call a song Platypus.

"Good Riddance" was written about Billie's ex girlfriend that moved to Ecuador.

"80" is a song about Adirenne. And Adie being her nickname, it ryhmes with eighty.

Having their masters stolen led them to writing American Idiot.

"Homecoming" started off as Mike writing his part as a joke while he was alone at the studio. They all kept writing 30 second songs, leading to the final writing of the song.


So...You've reached the end of my profile. Wow, congratulations! Most people stop after like two sentences! In honor of your determination, courageousness and blah fucking blah, you will win a specially PRIZE! Whoo! Good job!!!! And your prize is...drum roll please...NOTHING! Yeah, I realize that's a disappointment to you. To me, it's just funny to see the look on your faces when you actually thought you'd get something! I bet you're saying "Boo you whore!" Well, too bad...NOW READ MY STORIES!!!!

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We Just Can't by gnrkrystle reviews
Draco and Hermione can't be together. Or can they? Takes place both at Hogwarts and Post-Hogwarts. Summary is lame. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coming Clean by entwined-in-a-web reviews
15 years old Jessie comes home and drunk and stoned and Jimmy is not happy about it. Why is her father so on her case? And why does it seem like he's hiding something from her? REVIEW PLEASE!
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - St. Jimmy - Complete
American Idiot: The Movie by gimmeachancetofly reviews
How I think the American Idiot movie trailer should go. Please read and review! Rated T just cuz it's American Idiot XD
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Kissing in the Rain by alixxblack reviews
Hermione loves running to the Owlry when its raining because it smells so sweet, and nobody will catch her. Or so she thought. Then suddenly a possible romance literally falls into her as she races to collect herself on her mail run.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Right and His Left by TMBlue reviews
COMPLETE! 2011 HP Canonfest Entry #1: The night after the Final Battle, Harry, Ron and Hermione contemplate their survival and the future they suddenly have.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Lizzie-Loves-Books4743 reviews
After a single dare, Hermione and Ron's relationship might be holding on only by a thread...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Where There's Fire, Water's Not Too Far Behind by Biffel reviews
We all know how fire boils water and how water puts out a flame, but you know what they say: opposites attract. An ongoing set of Zuko and Katara drabbles. I'm going to rate it T just in case I get a request for something more...fluffy? But it ranges K-T.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Zuko, Katara
Guy's Try by arreyellewebb reviews
Their relationship was deep in so many ways. Almost as deep as the cuts in her skin. He wants to connect to her in a way they haven't tried yet. He wants to take her pain and make it his own.
Willow, Julia Hoban - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
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St Jimmy's Letter To The Fandom
This is how Jimmy really feels. Rated T for his bad language...You can't control that guy. I stopped trying a long time ago. - -
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - St. Jimmy - Complete
Red Lobster Dinner Date reviews
My friend Abi wrote this, so I can't take credit for her hilarious story! Jimmy and Johnny go on a date to Red Lobster and many crazy things happen in between
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - St. Jimmy, Johnny
Theo's Girlfriend reviews
When Theo gets a girlfriend, Jimmy is relieved that he's not stalking him anymore, but Johnny is, as per usually, the nice guy.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Theo, St. Jimmy - Complete
Jimmy's Date reviews
Whatsername sets up a date for Jimmy with her friend Brooke. Something so simple can destroy a date in a matter of seconds.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - St. Jimmy, Johnny
Jimmy's Cheating reviews
When Johnny catches Jimmy with Theo, he jumps to conclusions, but what really happened while Johnny was gone?
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - St. Jimmy, Theo - Complete
Truth or Dare: American Idiot Edition reviews
The cast plays truth or dare. Where it leads? You'll have to read to find out!
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - St. Jimmy, Johnny - Complete
Christian's Crying In The Bathroom reviews
Sequal to Jimmy's Replacemnt. Will and Heather are still arguing although they found the baby which was...well i'm not getting in to where the baby was. Anyways, JIMMY RETURNS!
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - St. Jimmy, Johnny - Complete
Jimmy's Replacement reviews
Jimmy gets replace for 50 shows by Billie Joe Armstrong and Johnny is not happy. Meanwhile, Heather loses the baby and takes Will's fury. T for language, and, well...St. Jimmy being St. Jimmy.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Johnny, Heather - Complete
Dark Days and Love Just as Sweet reviews
I have absolutely no regrets; That was a lie. I didn't love him; Another lie. My days are dark. My love is sweet, alas impossible. My name is Jo Harris and this is my story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Neville L., OC - Complete
Nargles in the Mistletoe reviews
Neville and Luna have been friends for a while, but they soon realize that they like each other beyond friendship. I know Luna is in Ravenclaw, but here she's Griffyndor; Just go with it. Set in the 6th year. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Luna L., Neville L.
Rumors and Romances reviews
Hermione and Draco are head boy and girl. Now they have to room together, great. With often wand drawing and fighting, Draco and Malfoy hate each other even more. But through all their hate, is there possibly something else? Rated T for language and stuf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mudbloods Aren't That Bad reviews
"You dated a Mudblood,: I said. It wasn't a question but he nodded. "But you always called me-" He cut acroos me. "I know what I called you Granger. You ever realize I stopped? They aren't as bad as my father made them out to be, alright? I know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Truth or Dare reviews
Slytherins vs. Griffyndors. A game of fun and humiliating dares soon turns to truths of a secret crush. Purebloods and Mudbloods aren't meant to be together. Will two people change that? Will one girl change the way Draco feels about Mudbloods? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First Kiss reviews
After getting David to take his anger out on her and blame her for murdering their parents, Willow sees no other option but to kill herself. But one kiss from Guy makes her stop. As long as she is loved by the person who matters most, nothing else matters
Willow, Julia Hoban - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Zoey and Stark Moments reviews
All of these are set after Awakened and after Kalona and Neferet are killed. Zoey is High Priestess of the Tulsa, Oklahoma House of Night. Rated T because of language.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Zoey R., J. Stark
Riley and Ever reviews
Ever seeks a fun conversation with her dead little sister Riley. Riley comes knowing about a date Damen has planned and gives Ever an awesome makeover for the date.2
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Riley B., Ever B. - Complete
Awakened reviews
Everyone goes back to the HoN and Z becomes High Priestess. Kids remain under Kalona's spell. Z needs to break it. Then, everything goes back to normal. Or does it? If Z can't handle the stress, she'll be rudely awakened.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - J. Stark, Zoey R.