Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
I am a ballerina, straight A student, and avid reader. I love writing stories in my spare time, but most of them don't get finished, and therefore not posted. Sorry about that. I'm too busy to write an entire book. Maybe someday!
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To learn more about me, read this super awesome quiz I filled out:
Full Name: Mary Caroline *last name here* (why on Earth would I put my last name.
Relationship Status: MARRIED!!!!! Just kidding. I’m single. That's irrelevant. I don't date.
Siblings: I've got a super cute little brother named Forrest. He's annoying.
Eye Color: chocolate brown
Hair color, style, and length: basically brunette with natural red and blonde tints. It's really pretty in the sun. It's in long layers.
Complexion/skin tone: Light. I burn easily. My cheeks are naturally rosy. It's a skin condition.
Shoe Size: 7
Weight: That's irrevelant. I think I'm 110. I'm a ballerina... it's muscle.
State/Country Born: United States
Where Do You Live: United States
Righty Or Lefty: Righty! How boring!
Who are your best friends: My best friend of all time lives in the Czech Republic. Her name is Andrea. My best friends where I live are Ceci, Sarah Y, Sarah H, and Haleigh. My best friends where I used to live are Sarah L and JoJo. Lots of Sarahs. Lots of best friends. An infinate number of friends.
Do you have a bf or gf?: Nope
Favorite kind of pants: seriously?
Animal: Favorie animal? Hmmm… I really love giraffes and horses. And dogs. And guineas. And bunnies. And cats. And peacocks. I love all animals. Except for snakes, frogs, bugs, lizards, (you get the picture, don’t you?). Oh and I am TERRIFIED of spiders. Like, worse than Ron Weasley. My little brother left a fake (but very realistic!) looking spider in my room and I refused to go in there for days. I was terrified.
Drink: Hmmm… I love water, lemonade, limeade, milkshakes, hot chocolate in the winter, and, well, that’s about it. But I will drink anything except soda or tea (cold or hot it’s just gross!). Coffee is disgusting.
FastFood Place: uh… Chick fil A. Sonic. That's it.
Movie: Oh, that’s a toughie! I love all the Harry Potter movies.
TV show: I watch Bunheads, Baby Daddy, Switched at Birth, and Beverly Hills Nannies. All on ABC Family... I also watch kids cartoons like Curious George in the mornings if I have time. I love The Tudors. I have every episode on DVD.
Perfume: anything sweet
Given anyone a bath: Plenty. I babysit.
Bungee Jumped: PLEASE NO!!!
Made yourself throw-up: no. I’ve faked it before and gotten out of school… gosh I felt bad. I was bored.
Gone skinny dipping: maybe...
Played truth or dare: Yeah, pretty fun game.
Been in a physical fight: no
Been in a police car: um no
Been in a hot tub: Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. We have one.
Broken someone's heart: it’s complicated…
Saved e-mails: yeah, is that truly important information?
Best song you ever heard: Don't get me started.
Stupidest thing you have ever done: I peed in a cup. (Come on, it was a dare!) It was not my cup.
Last thing you said: “Okay." when my mom told me she didn't get the dinner tickets from Chick fil A, and that I needed to get ready for open house at my school.
What shampoo do you use: A variety. In my shower are Herbal Essences None of Your Frizziness shampoo, Garnier frizz conitioner, Paul Mitchell's original shampoo one, and TRESemme split end repair shampoo and conditioner. My hair has problems. At least it has a gorgeous natural color.
Something awesome that has happened to you this year: I did the perfect double inside pirouette from fourth position the other day. Haven't done it again.
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: I don't really know.
Chicken pox: Nope. I've only had shingles.
Ice cream in the morning: I wish, but no!
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them: Why would I do that, exactly?
Do you admire anyone?: Specifics, please? As in a role model, yes. No crushes, except Taylor Lautner... Mark Ballas is pretty hot, as well.
Who was the last person you slow danced with: Never really slow danced with anyone.
What makes you smile: Whatever makes me laugh.
What makes you happy: most anything. I am a naturally extremely happy person. So happy, in fact, many say I am insane or mental and call me smiley girl.
Got any awards: lots. Mostly academic.
Do you want to get married: definitely
Good driver: yes, I drive occasionally on the farm. Don't have a liscense.
What do you dream about: all kinds of very intricately plotted out stories that usually end up happening many years later (I have a bad case of de-ja-vu!) Last night I dreamed I was pregnant with Voldemort's rape spawn and the Dark Lord had won the final battle. That won't happen.
Last time you showered: this morning
The last movie you saw at the theatres: Madagascar 3. Circus afro... I'm going to a movie date in a few days
Scary or happy movies: happy
Vanilla or chocolate: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vanilla is cool, too. You can turn vanilla into any flavor.
Silver or Gold: They are both really pretty. I have a slight preference for gold, though.
Phone or in person: in person. There are too many long pauses when I’m on the phone and you can see the person’s face and expression and stuff in person.
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Oldest
Indoor or Outdoor: Depends
Spit in someone's drink?: no, not yet ;)
Peed outside?: Indoor plumbing wasn't made for nothing.
Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: no. I played sims for 2 hours once, though
Went outside naked?: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Made out with your best friends bf/gf?: no, ew!
Made someone cry?: It was NOT my fault!
Gotten detention?: one time I got lunch detention, it’s only where they keep you in at recess. Don’t know why they call it lunch detention… (p.s. all I did was get a piece of crumpled up paper thrown in my eye!)
Been on a cruise?: I wish… Actually, I don't. Titanic, anyone?
Gotten piercings?: Just the ones in my ears.
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: Yes, it is a very fun activity. You should try it sometime. :)
Thrown up in public?: once at school in first grade. Called me ‘pukey’ all year long
Do you get along with your family: Yes, even my annoying little pest of a brother
Have piercings below the waist: Uh, no. (awkward…)
Like mornings?: Only on days I stay home from school because I can wake up late! (usually 9 a.m., which is super late for me because normally I wake up at 5)
Enjoy seafood?: yeah. I love swordfish
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU THINK DORA IS EVIL AND A MURDERER AND HAS HER OWN RATED R T.V. SHOW,PASTE THIS ON TO YOUR PROFILE.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"it sounds selfish, but Brian Ryan is a prime example of why I”
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Uhh, I don’t know. I don’t watch TV often.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
I hear Clara and Rosie almost asleep sucking their bottles, Evanna and Tom making out, Sofia and Lucie’s soft breathing, my breathing and typing, soft music in the background, Bonnie and Dan making out, and Emma and Rupert arguing quietly about birth control… awkward situation…
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was walking my dogs with everyone (that is me, Evanna, Tom, Sofia, Lucie, Emma, Bonnie, Rupert, Dan, and Clara and Rosie in their stroller… plus the dogs
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The hem of Emma’s blouse, which I had to fix before starting this.
9. What are you wearing?,
A blue tank top and froggy silk pajama pants. And I know I said I hate frogs. Only the real ones. I like the ones that are small and in a glass container or cartoons
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
When I read Mt. Stupid and Mt. Idiot. Loved them. Laughed the whole time.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A window, two paintings of ballet dancers, a poster of some horses, a poster of some dalmations, a collage of me and Sarah (not my best friend, another one) at a photoshoot (long story), a door, a beach calendar (told you I love the beach), a painting of a flower, and a painting of a sun. I also have some painting I painted tacked up everywhere and a huge invisible dream catcher above my bed (which means it is not really there. I just pretend I have one because they are pretty and cool).
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. Emma shaking around a bottle of birth control pills and Rupert looking horrified.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I think it is very personal… and FUN!!!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would… get me a white horse, a female, that I would name Sadie and everything needed to care for a horse and ride it and stuff, then I would get lots of books and some bookshelves, a new bigger bed with super fluffy mattresses and down pillows, pay off all the bills, buy lots of cooking supplies and ingredients, put most away for the future, and donate a couple thousand to my church and a few charities and orphanages. Oh, and I would go to London, France, Ireland, Italy, and Greece.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Uhh… I write and read all the time, mostly at night when everyone is asleep and it’s quiet (because me and my sisters share a room plus whoever is over as a guest, such as my older sister and her fiancée and friends who are my friends, too, even though they are a lot older than me), and I usually do this until 2:00 in the morning, give or take a few minutes.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…
If it wasn’t the guilt a politics… well too bad. I would change practically everything. Everyone all over would go back to bartering and trading and raising because then nobody would really be poor. If you took care of yourself and put a little work into it, then you would survive. the people who don’t try and stuff just don’t survive. also I would get rid of all the pollution and animal cruelty (humans are animals!) and stuff like that. I would just really change everything. Plus there would be no rulers or governments or anything, because people should just behave for themselves and know better than to be bad. So yeah. The world pretty much sucks these days. Well, except for medicine and things like that.
19. A quote that you love/live by:
I actually live by three:
“Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.”
“Don’t make someone your everything, because when they’re gone you’ll have nothing.”
(This one is really a prayer)
“God grant me the serenity
Living one day at a time;
20. George Bush:
Is not cool.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
No, it’s be a boy, then twin girls, then a girl, and the another girl! My first child will NOT be a girl!
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Braden Tristan Last-Name
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Hmm… it would be in London, Paris, Dublin, Venice, Athens, or somewhere in Scotland. I am a very European girl. Mostly because the majority or my family is French or Irish.
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
“Hey, God! How was your day? Mine didn’t go too well so far, I mean, I died. It was kind of painful. But now I’m good! No, I’m great! No, I’m at a loss for words! God, I honestly can’t think of any words to describe this place besides heaven!!! WOW!!! Does this place have chocolate?” (I a pleasant, chocoholic girl who likes to talk. What more can you expect?)
25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Oh no… what the heck is wrong with me eye?!
26. When is the next time you will have sex?
When I get married! Geez Louise, it’s not something you are supposed to do once you are married, let alone of age! At my age thinking of doing that is repulsive!
27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Montefior. I am smart!
28. Favorite planet?
I don’t know… wait, I know, Jupiter, because it is the biggest. It is not only the biggest, but it is 2.5 times more massive than all the other planets in the solar system combined!!! Told you I’m smart ;)
29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Unfortunatly, it is my mother. So are the other 97 missed calls. I don’t pick up when my mother calls.
30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
I have sucky ringtones, but one is called ‘This Time’ and it is pretty cool. It’s the only one with words.
31. What shirt are you wearing?
A bright blue spaghetti strapped tank top.
32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
None. I am in my bed.
33. Bright or Dark Room?
My room? It's sky blue, but the lights are turned off, but my computer is on and I can see in the dark so to me it looks like twilight kind of.
34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Really funny and a lot like me, and surprising only a year older than me!
35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Disgusting watching my older sister grope her fiancée. disgusting. Why me?! (you are probably wandering why I saw this and why I know the word grope: I share a room with her and I am quite mature for my age)
36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
‘I think it is really sad. I can’t believe he died. That was a really good book, though. Do you want me to bring Dante’s Inferno tomorrow?’
Which I replied:
‘ I know. I am so glad I wasn’t a Jew in the Holocaust. I actually changed my mind. Inferno sounds way to scary now. How about some Faulkner? And would you like me to bring My Sister’s Keeper? It is a really good book but might be a little mature for you. I don’t think your mom would think it’s appropriate for someone our age, but I thought it was good. Nobody would take me to see the movie though. :(‘
37. Where is your mailbox?
Where it should be. In front of my house and at the end of my driveway...
38. What's a word that you say a lot?
I love you, aww, you are so sweet, are you hungry, what should I make tonight, I don’t have homework tonight because I did it on the ride home, I am exhausted, it was fine, I didn’t learn anything, I am so happy, etc.
39. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Tom, my sister’s fiancée. He is the best!
40. Last furry thing you touched?
My lime green fuzzy blanket! :)
41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Ew, I don’t do drug, never have, never will! It’s like knocking on death’s door!
42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Um… I haven’t gotten film developed since I was 6 and went to Walmart 3 times a day with my Gran
43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?
What do you mean? I guess studying at the library last weekend with Sophe, Oliver, and Carrie
44. Favorite age you have been so far?
ELEVEN! But I’m not eleven anymore…
45. Your worst enemy?
Probably Tatum and Mary Cate! UGHLSRINWFQERNEJOWCJQEWRNO!
46. What is your current desktop picture?
Hmm… it’s me in the kitchen earlier frying the eggplants for eggplant parmesan while also getting the casserole out of the oven and scrubbing something off the floor with my foot and a towel. Clara and Rosie are in the background on a quilt on the floor taking a nap with bottle hanging out of their mouths, Lucie is trying to get my attention (she spilled something all over her), most of the older ones are eating each other’s faces or laughing really hard, and Sofia was walking around in some dress up clothes and had oranges in her shirt like boobs. My mom was screaming at something. My dad isn’t there (he was at work). my indoor dogs are running around everywhere. The sun is setting out the window. The parrots are having a conversation and asking someone to clean their cages, and the bunnies are eating carrots. The kitchen is a mess. The whole picture is a mess. Perfect images of daily life…
47. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“Get a room, guys!"
48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?
A million dollars. Flying isn’t appealing to me at all and I could do a lot more with a million dollars.
49. Do you like someone?
Hmm… I like a lot of people. Do you mean like like or just like? I don’t like like anyone.
50. The last song you listened to?
Brahms, Symphony No. 4, First Movement=MASTERPIECE
51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Possibly. I know that they would do it for each other but I have my own priorities! They’re the ones who were talking about different kinds of birth control where I said to get a room. I haven’t even dated someone yet, what do you expect?
52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
54. anything need to be explained?
P.S. Tom, Evanna, Bonnie, Dan, Emma, and Rupert are NOT to be mistaken for the people who star in Harry Potter! I wish, but no! That happens to often when I talk about them and I wish people didn’t assume that. I honestly think it would be awesome, but they aren’t, so too bad, so sad.
Random Rock Story:
Once upon a time Justin Gayber found a rock. He took it home and fell in love with it, and he found out the rock was a 5 year old boy that he was just stupid and blind and mistook a boy for a rock and was so happy. So he raped the little boy and got married to him and then he died, but the little boy was emotionally damaged and so he ran off and got rescued by an old man named Dumbledore and crazy short giant named Hagrid and he went to Hogwarts with his best friends Ron and Hermione and fell in love with a girl named Ginny. When the boy grew, Ron and Hermione got married and he and Ginny got married after they killed Voldemort and he found a rock and he cried because he was so emotionally scarred from being mistaken for a rock and he ate the rock. He thought it tasted good so he ate a bunch but they got stuck in his colon so he had constipation his whole life and never got up from the toilet.