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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Camp Rock.
Hey wassup! my name's Alex and I'm from Australia. My other account is TwilightLover10109. I have that condition where I fall in love with something, become completely obsessed with it for a month or so, and then move on to the next thing.
OK, for some reason I gonna list some of my favourite stories!! First, if your want stories that are absoloutly HILARIOUS you should read stories by JasperSAYSrelax128. My fav's are Oops, he did it again!, the sequel It All Started With a Comment, and ACTION!, and Things a Vampire Can't Do. And other stories that are AU where everyone is human in Twilight, Player Haters and the sequel, The Good Left Undone. They do have swearing! And if you like Alec/Renesmee you will find a lot of them in my favourites...Ecspecially Dusk by Seph Meadowes, and Imprisoned Love by .silverdove0. They are the best Alec/Renesmee stories. About my other account TwilightLover10109 I used to have that before I got into Renesmee/Alec but then I forgot the password, and I didn't start liking Renesmee/Alec until i got this account, so all my favourite Renesmee/Jacob stories are on there. I am now completely in love with Scorpius/Lily in Harry Potter and about a hour ago I started to like Hermione/Harry, so yeah...Ok, I'm going to stop rambling now, if your reading this, thanks for taking the time to listen to me going on and on. PLUS A BUNCH OF OTHERS!
Before I continue, I just want to say one thing. For Alex, AKA Visions of A Scarlet Night.
Rest In Peace Alex.
RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME =D YAY!
-I'm utterly hyper and random around my fwends :)
-My group of besties and me are weirdos. They include Braydon, Ashleigh, Gwen and Bryse. Other friends: Dakota, Mackenna, Laura, Demii and Elise, who moved :(((
-I have nicknames such as Alexandra, Al, Allie, Alsie, Missie, gromit, smart-a*
-My boyfriend Codey is best friends with Max, who's dating Dakota.
-My favourite colour is blue, has been since i was born.
-I am slightly addicted to Facebook. Okay, cross that, HUGELY addicted to Facebook.
-My bestie that knows me the best is Ashy, and although ive known Bray since I was born and he'll always be my BFF, ash is the one i always have fun with and can tell anything to.
-My role model is Selena Gomez. I am obsessed with Disney, the Disney stars, and Nelena. Seriously. Obsessed.
-I might not even care about what is on my profile that i used to me obsessed with (I use that word alot). See fourth/third sentence.
-At age 10 i had the reading level of a thirteen or fourteen yr old. Probably not anymore, i dont read books as much as i did then.
-Captain Jack Sparrow is COOL!
-Me and Ash love to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and WWE together. We thinks WWE is hilarious how they try to make it so dramatic, but we love the actual wrestling too. GO JOHN CENA!!!!
We are the students of Hogwarts. The ones who haven't received their letters in the mail, but still are supporting our favorite houses. The next best thing to Hogwarts is the internet one. We are loyal, brave, cunning, hardworking, smart, artistic, sneaky, and devious. We are all PROUD of the house the Sorting Hat sorts us in. We strive to beat others in house points through a friendly competition. I am a PROUD member of Hogwarts_Online, come and be sorted with the rest of us!
My favourite pairings are:
So most of them are normal except for Alec and Ness, but I love them!
Lily Luna Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
Parvati Patil/Blaise Zabini
Wizards of Waverly Place:
The Suite Life On Deck:
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody:
Good Luck Charlie:
Sonny With a Chance:
My Favourite Wizards characters--
Alucard and Cindy Van Huesen (Jeez they're hilarious!)
I promise to remember Bella
Now some either: things my friends say; quotes; icons I found off the net. BTW, my friends are Braydon, Ashleigh, Gwen(A BOY), and Bryse.
Gwen: Where's Bryse?
Me: He's gone to Never-Never Land.
Gwen: And you have gone with him.
I throw a rubber at Gwen*
Gwen: Ok, ok, I'm sorry!
Two months later*
We're sitting in Library*
Me: Hey Gwen, remember this?!
I throw a rubber at him*
Gwen: Oh, God.
We're sitting down at recess and I ask Gwen something*
Ashleigh: THAT'S not the real Gwen. That's Imaginary Gwen. THAT*She points at a huge tree on the other side of the oval* is Real Gwen.
Bryse: Wow, Gwen, your hair is
Two months later(Not kidding!)*
Bryse says something to Gwen*
Gwen: Why are you talking to me?! That tree over there's supposed to be the real Gwen!
Bryse: No, you're sitting here, you idiot! (HE WASN'T BEING MEAN, THAT JUST HOW WE ACT WITH EACHOTHER)
Gwen: WHAT?! I was supposed to be that tree! Bloody hell!
Gwen-Ashleigh, don't say that! You'll go to Hell!
Ash-At least hell is warm.
Me-Ha ha haha ha.
Ashleigh: Truth or dare?
Ash: Truth or dare?
We both start laughing*
*Dumbledore spreads his arms wide*
Dumbledore: Remember students! All Voldemort really needs is a nice, big HUG!
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1. No matter how good Australian accent I can do, I will not imatate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
There is like WAY more but I can't be bothered to write them. :D
Shouting Lumos at the light switch never helps.
How To Deal With Harry Potter Deaths: Come up with logical ways for them to come back.
Dumbledore dies on page 596. I just saved you four hours and $30. At least I didn't tell you Snape killed him.
Your mum looks like Voldemort(oh, burn).
I make random Harry Potter references to see if anyone gets them(they don't).
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. If you agree, put this on your profile.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle Cullen. get those apples the hell away from me!!
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
Hufflepuff values hard-work, friendship, patience and fair play. Their house colours are yellow and black.
You might belong in Hufflepuff
Some well known Hufflepuffs' are Hannah Abbot, Susan Bones, Cedric Diggory, Nymphadora Tonks, Pomona Sprout and Justin Finch-Fletchey.
If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile
If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.
Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay!
My future is so bright, I need shades!
If it drives you crazy when people have fifty of the same copy and pastes it on their profile, but you have more than one of the same copy and paste it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If it drives you crazy when people have fifty of the same copy and pastes it on their profile, but you have more than one of the same copy and paste it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you got the above joke, copy and paste this onto your profile. :D
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
Do this one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, yellow and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday.
ATTENTION ANYONE WHO READS THIS PARCHMENT: YOUR DOG WILL GET EATEN BY A CLOWN AS YOU SLEEP IF YOU DON’T PASS THIS ON IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
This is one of the saddest things ever! If you care, put this in your profile.
this poem is sad it is about child abuse is a bad this that alot of children in the world have to deal with put this on your profile help make a differnts to help the children that have to deal with being abuse.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
44 things a girl would die for
1-touch her waist
are you remembering this?
11-smile with her
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
26-don't lie to her
are you still reading this? u better be, its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
remember this next time you are with her
36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
youll never know when she needs just a lil more love
repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies!
Welcome to the dak side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
I ran with scissors and lived!
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.
Help, I've fallen and I can't...Hey nice carpet!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alex
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME(THE FIRST THREE LETTERS OF YOUR REAL NAME PLUS IZZLE): Aleizzle
3.YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dog
4.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Belle Bangalla (Lol!)
5.YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lanalunt
6.YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Water
7.YOUR ARAB NAME(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mom's first name): Lnbutbn (Holy crap you can't even pronounce that!)
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (parents' middle names): Elizabeth Anthony.
9.YOUR GOTH NAME(black, and the name of your first pet): Black Febe (???)
List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.
10. Esme Cullen
1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
50 THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR:
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!
Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Censored by your son.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons.
Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
Play the harmonica.
Say Ding! at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But Mommy, it;s not fair, I left without good-bye.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Mommy, please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
a) go and copy and paste this is you're profile and show that you care. Or
b) Ignore it and prove that you are heartless
What's your name? Alex
Age? Not telling...
Height? Got no idea
Weight? I don't know.
Hair Colour? Brown
Eye Colour? Blue
What are you doing right now? I'm so not answering that.
Who's next to you right now? No one
Do you have an imaginary friend? Nope.
Do you want an imaginary friend? Maybe..
Are you lying to me? Why the hell would I be lying to a computer, may I ask?
Turn on your TV. What's on? There isn't a TV in here. Well, there is, but it doesn't work.
Who's your crush? My boyfriend pretty much.
What was the last thing you ate? Mash potatoes.
What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? Sleeping.
What was the last thing you yelled? "I'll hit you with my cup!" Yeah, my dad was tickling me.
Do you have a job? Nope.
Do you have a car? Noo.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Australia(where I am now) or America. Or ENGLAND!
Do you believe in magic? Not really, but I wish it was real. That would be SO coool!
Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? Nope
More than once? I said no...
What did you do when you got to the bottom? I SAID I HAVEN'T!!!
Zodiac? Come again???
Astrological sign? Pisces
Type your name with your feet. alex WHOO I DID IT!!
Was that fun? Not really.
Run around the house. How do you feel? I don't
wanna run around the house.
Do you own a credit card? No
Do you like to shop? Umm..not really.
What's the last thing you bought? Can't remember...
Who's your crush? Deja Vu...Codey.
Favorite animal? Dog.
Favorite fruit? Apple!
Quick! You have to save the world! As Gwen (or pretty much any of my friends) what the freaking hell?!
Someone has a knife to your back. ...Shit.
Do you swear? Yep.
What is open on your computer? Whadaya you think genius?
Do you sleep talk? Nooo
What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? Like before, not telling...
What are your favorite books? The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride.
One more question...who's your crush? Really, are you freaking SERIOUS?
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??
(No offense to ANYONE who does these, I do them too!)
Birth: Breakaway-Kelly Clarkson
First Day at School: Oops, I did it Again!-Britney Spears
Falling in Love: Better Than Revenge-Taylor Swift (???)
Fight Song: Womanizer-Britney Spears
Breaking Up: Because of You-Kelly Clarkson
Prom: Burnin' Up- Jonas Brothers
Mental Breakdown: Your Love Is My Drug-Ke$ha
Driving: I Don't Have To Try- Avril Lavigne
Flashback: A Year Without Rain-Selena Gomez & The Scene
Wedding: I Can Do Better-Avril Lavigne (Lol! Strange...)
Birth Of Child: If We Ever Meet Again-Timbaland
Final Battle: Tell Me Why-Taylor Swift
Death Scene: Dear John-Taylor Swift
Funeral: Paranoid-Jonas Brothers
End Credits: 3-Britney Spears
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Oh, and BTW, cause I always forget these, I do not own anything of any fandom I write about in the stories below, except for the plots I made up and my OC's.
Luke- Don't swear Dakota!
Dakota- Sorry you said it first!
Ashleigh- Yeah, don't swear bitches.
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