jumptheshark
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Joined 05-26-10, id: 2378185, Profile Updated: 07-14-11
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.
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Retelling Tales reviews
You will have heard these stories before, though maybe not quite in this format. I'm grouping them under one umbrella, because they are all tales re-told. The chapters have various ratings - please see chapter index inside for ratings and summaries
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,236 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Elemental reviews
When Edward's girlfriend dumps him and walks out, leaving him in a part of town he doesn't know very well, he just wants to get drunk. He goes into the nearest bar, and there he meets the girl who's going to turn his life around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Edward, Bella
My World On Fire reviews
Whoops. I was negligent, it's true, and my kitchen may have caught on fire, slightly. Actual flames leapt out from everywhere and threatened to engulf me, until the fire brigade turned up - and I tell you folks, that's when the REAL fire started...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
I'm Not With The Band reviews
Rock Festival - moshpit - a good time had by one and all, right? I had gone to see my favorite band, but boy, did I get a lot more than I was bargaining for. Did I ever... Bella x Edward. M for drugs, language and lemons. Keepin' it real, folks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Imago
What is your heart's desire? What would you be prepared to do to get it? This is a completely new twist on how the Cullen family came together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Kissing Instructions reviews
Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen in a bar and falls for him, literally. But he has a reputation. Can she stop herself thinking about him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
Eyes Green and Laughing reviews
There was a time when petty criminals and innocent bystanders alike were forced from London onto ships to the harsh new land of Australia. Isabella Swan found herself on one such ship, and had not much to look forward to beyond despair, until...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
The Lost Girl In The Woods reviews
When Edward Cullen finds a frightened girl alone and crying in the woods, he takes her home to care for her. But his sister Alice is concerned, knowing there is something deeply disturbing about the girl. Isabella Swan is not quite as she seems...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternally Return reviews
Someone is in Isabella's dreams, but Isabella has a tenuous grip on reality, at best. She doesn't know when she's asleep or awake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete