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Joined 05-26-10, id: 2378540, Profile Updated: 08-15-11
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I FINALY CHOSE A NAME!

I'm 17! I l'm English! I'm Female! The icon is 'mussolini' (his nickname) from baka to test to shoukanjuu. HE'S THE NINJA PERVERT!

I try to put in well rounded reviews. A posative an' a negative, too, but end up rambling. Feel free to reply n' stuff. I do like to chat. Bait and Switch is a song by KMFDM. What else? I live in Rural England. I AM a Royalist but don't drink tea or play Football/Rugby. Hetalia fan girl, apparently. Code Geass and Fruits Basket and Deathnote and Ouran and Suprem king's mistress... I like a quite range of music: MCR, MSI, Mind.in.a.box., Maximum the horemone losts of 'M' in my iPod. But other letters, too. t.A.T.u and Nine inch nails and Culture Kultür. So from rock to metal to Industrial-techono with a bit of Lesbian!Russian!pop music. Big Eurovision fan, it's mostly rubbish but that's the fun of it.

SHITSURAKUEN, High School Of The Dead. I await your up-dates (in)patiently! I love Le music, some lines are brilliant:

8 bits are enough for me, This is not where I sould be, My life is more than infomation, I want a life beyond emulation~

Who needs a soul and who needs God when you heart is a drum machine~

I don't love anyone, no I, Just want my fun, I'm a happy man, Yes I am a hapy man, I'm a happy man, Yes I am a happy man~

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, WHY DO I LOVE YOU~!


Always up for a chat. If I reviewed or you reviewed or whatever I'm always up for a fangirl-ing

When life gives you lemons: read them!

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The Cafe Of Double Lives by kuroNshiro reviews
Lovino takes on a dare to dress up as a waitress for a month. While working, he meets Antonio who becomes his regular customer and soon starts fancying Lovino. SpaMano, FrUk, PruCan, RoChu, GiriKey and NethPol. AU Hetalia written by Kokoxchan & me
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,607 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Oh, These Wretched Seas by demonlifehealer reviews
Captain Arthur is going to pull the greatest stunt ever! He's going to kidnap a royal. To bad a gay Francis is all to happy to be kidnapped by Arthur to get out of his arranged marriage! YAOI! FrUK, Yao/Kiku, Ivan/Alfred, and others. Mild Bond, ect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,381 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - France, England/Britain
Where Did The Moon Go? by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
I knew that we were in mortal danger, but oddly, I didn't care. I was happy to see his face again and I couldn't wait to break it into pieces. It's what the stupid loveable jerk deserved. Sequel to It's Bloody Early Evening, FrUK, one-sided USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,889 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Prove It by openwidesay-ah reviews
"We had sex. You enjoyed it, I enjoyed it, end of story." PruHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A little bit lower by angela123111 reviews
Gilbert is watching Madeline in a bush with binoculars as she picks up her books.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
accusations by kawaiiokama reviews
the US, UK and France are all under the impression that Canada has been engaging in undesirable behavior with Prussia over the phone. a little cracky. not particularly amazing, no actual sex but M to be safe. written purely because i was bored.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Taking Abuse by LxISxAxBABE reviews
'But this is your fourth time quitting...' A single day in the life of an abused Francis. Sorry the summary sucks... explanation inside. Suggestive themes and coarse language. FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Guessing Game by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
It's driving Antonio and Gilbert crazy knowing that their best friend Francis is in a relationship and won't tell them who he's dating. But perhaps it's a good thing they don't know who it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Spain, Prussia - Complete
A League of Nations by genericnamehere reviews
The League of Nations vs. The Commonwealth of Evil in Breakfast of Doom. Rus/Am, written for the russiamerica gift exchange. Utterly ridiculous.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
All the Things I Hate About You by whitetyger123 reviews
With a job lined up in America, how could Arthur say no? Maybe the small detail about having to deal with a perverted Frenchman would have changed his mind. France/England, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture AU, rated M for YAOI and other stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,810 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
What Makes a Lord Evil by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Lord Voldemort feels that he isn't breeding enough fear into his minions and victims, so he seeks to rectify this serious delima.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Mauvaise foie by Leyounette reviews
Au menu de la dispute franco-britannique du jour : foie gras et éthique culinaire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/22/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Le match sans fin by Leyounette reviews
Trois choses peuvent faire sortir Arthur de son flegme légendaire : attendre, Amérique et France. Quand les trois sont réunis pour le plus long match de l'histoire du tennis, même les scones ne peuvent plus rien pour le calme de l'Angleterre. FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
For Beer and Country by starshards reviews
The year is 1776. The French Revolution is in full swing, and two drinking buddies, united in their love for beer and for battle, find themselves sitting in a little pub wondering what it could all mean for them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2008 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Family Matters by DnKS-giRLs reviews
A SuzaLulu crackfic. “It’s true, isn’t it?” Rolo said as he looked at Lelouch and Suzaku in most dramatic way. “You are my parents…”
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
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Being the wrong Hero reviews
FACE FAMILY: Alfred believes Francis is abusing Arthur so tells his teachers but Matthew still see the good. Kinda sad? X
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Skin reviews
Matthew has always been kept in the dark about what had happened to Gilbert before they met. Everyone sees hims as just a kid. Gilbert thought he was. Some romantic elements. Gonna be a bit sad, I reacon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Awesome through the 2nd floor window reviews
Matthew is prisoner in his own home. Up in the tower he is all alone. Then awesome happens! PruCan with some RusAmer. Human AU. I hope it's funny. Yeah a bit random x
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Expulsion Games reviews
The bad friends decide to get expled form their human school. They then decide to make a game of it. Even Austria joins in. Spamano & FrUK & PruCan & kinda SwiAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Venus In Furs reviews
HIATUS Follows Gilbert's obsession with powerful women. Elizbeta to be exact. When she agrees to marry him and give him his hearts desire, he could not imagine how tortuous love would become. Not Lemony. T for violence and swearin'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Prussia, Hungary
Nation for rent reviews
Fun fact: You can rent out the entirety of Liechtenstein. Switzerland is not best pleased. Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete