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Name: Sapphire? :)
About Me: Hm...not much to really say. I'm well-known for being spontaneous and saying things that aren't appropriate for every day conversation. My IQ varies on who I'm speaking with and I LOOOVE my BFALAESL Ashley ;) I am incredibly close to my brother (so close, that people doubt that we are siblings) I love Addy-poo! (Adam, who absolutely DETESTS that nickname. Yet, I'm always using it for my own wicked amusement) While writing stories, I do indeed have a muse. Or rather...an annoying, nagging voice in my head who goes by the name of Henry. He's one of those people who refuses to shut his mouth, regardless of the amount of times you wack your head against the keyboard in frustration due to his ridiculous commands. But, I endure what I must in order to get a story completed (which, I warn you, does not happen often. Writers block is my own, personal stalker from hell). I promise, though, to try my hardest on completing what is started. :)
Home Town: Washington, United States. Not getting any more detailed than that.
Education: High School >:3
Hobbies: Reading (which is becoming a problem, according to the dearest brother of mine), writing (when I get the chance. Stupid, overactive, must-play-outside-and-drag-sapphire-out-with-us-every-FRICKIN-day), listening to music, play with my kitty, watch my kitty hiss at others, soccer, skiing, hiking, camping.
Pets: One cat: Zane, Two huskies: Demon and Killer (cute names, right?)
Music: Oh my...where do I start? Lately, I've been listening to Japanese songs (is that weird? Adam says it is, considering I don't SPEAK Japanese) lately and find myself enjoying them. Anyhoo, my list of bands/artists would be-- Adam Lambert, B.o.B, Beyonce, Blue October, BOA, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, Cage the Elephant, Cascada, Celine Dion, Charice, Death Cab for Cutie, Disturbed, Evanescence, Finger Eleven, Flow, Flyleaf, Framing Hanley, The Fray, Green Day, Guzana14, Hinder, Hollywood Undead, Iron & Wine, James Morrison, JET, Jordan Hill, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Mariah Carey, Matchbook Romance, Metric, MGMT, Muse, My Girl Friday, Nena, Neon Trees, The Offspring, ON/OFF, OneRepublic, Owl City, Panic! At the Disco, Papa Roach, Parachute, Paramore, Phoenix, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Reel Big Fish, Rihanna, Rise Against, S Club 7, Saving Abel, The Script, Secondhand Serenade, Seether, Shania Twain, Sick Puppies, Simple Plan, Superchick, Switchfoot, Theory of a Deadman, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Train, The Veronicas, Yiruma, 3OH!3 and 30 Seconds to Mars :)
Movies: The Twilight Saga: Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, Avatar, Transformers: 1 & 2, GI JOE, Dear John, Up, Despicable Me, Precious, Push, Jumper, Step Up: 1 & 2.
TV Series': Vampire Diaries, House...seriously. That's all I really watch on TV.
Manga/Anime: InuYasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Rave Master, Death Note, Loveless, Strawberry Panic, DNAngel, Ouran High School Host Club, Shuffle, Bleach, Elfen Lied, Detective Conan, Darker than BLACK.
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate Mint ;)
Favorite Cookie: The sprinkle ones they sell at my school.
Favorite Soda: Rootbeer.
Favorite Animal: The husky :3
Favorite Colors: Ultramarine.
Favorite Number: 8.
Favorite Food: This filipino dish my mom makes, and that I don't know the name of.
My brother's an idiot -.-
So "Sapphire" left her Fanfiction account open on her laptop (she's eating breakfast right now) so I thought, "Hey, why not mess with her profile?" So I am here (her brother, Adam) to leave my mark >:D She never really checks her profile thing after she updates it, so...by the time she sees this I'm gonna be LOOOONG GONE :
I wanted to say something that you all should know:
My friends and I are trying to sabotage her fanfic!
Every day, when she's in her "writing mojo" (or so she calls it) we force her to come outside. The neighbors are all in on it and she's too much of a pushover to say no! So...if you're wondering why her chapters are slowly getting shorter and the updates start to take forever...
It means our plan is working! XD
I have returned :
And I have updated!(:
Please enjoy :D
So my uncle has to fix my computer. :P
I have a virus D:
I don't know how long I'm going to be missing from this but...
I apologize ):
But I will return as soon as I can :D
So the funeral was good, helped me...'let her go' ,)
And my friends were there to tell me to keep writing.
Because Ginger would have wanted me to x]
And that got me wondering...
Can you read FanFictions up in heaven? XD
RIP Ginger (4/23/95-5/30/10) Miss you.
I go by the name Sapphire...or Booboobear XD (Boo for short :D)
Welcome to my profile :D
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Random moments are one of a kind, and those funny things I love to remember
Dance to the beat of your own drum!
Move how you wanna.
Say whatcha mean.
And never regret (;
We all make mistakes
We're human after all :D
Twilight is my drug...and I am PROUD to be addicted ;)
Edward Cullen was born on a Thursday :)
Crazy? Me? Nooo...you must be referring to the voices. :D
Jeremiah Jones, LEAVE ME ALONE!! DX
See? I'm perfectly normal (:
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST talk with a funny acsent
I'm CHEZ, so I MUST be a democratic republic
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm SKINNY so I MUST hate food.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
Who is your favorite character?
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
How did you first find out about the movie?
A Few Last Things:
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
Write your top ten Twilight characters in no particular
1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
2. Do you think four is hot?
3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
4. Do you recall any fics about two?
5. Would four and five make a good couple?
6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?
14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
A FACEBOOK chat conversation between me and ASH XD
uz isz az skankz
hey ur back
ur a skank
I'm ALL about the big old, very old man * :)
I know :D
I work the corners all the time (:
You pay 5 dollah
u see stina lately
no me pay $2
No FIVE DOLLAH DX
she works the corner 2
Five dollah one whole owa.
NO. I FIVE DOLLAH HOE
Me no cheap.
I wan' my five dollah fo' whole OWA.
3 dollar and a penny
Three dollah and we do it in fancy hotel.
In car = FIVE DOLLAH.
Motel 8 >:D
Motel 8, three dollah. >:D
$3.01 and motel 8
meet me in 1 hour
Me go get ready, must tell peemp.
yesh u tell ur pimp
THEN U SUCK *
Oooo peemp say no.
NO PIMP SAY YESH
My mouth too small fo' beeg *. o:
Man I love her XD XD