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Joined 05-26-10, id: 2378757, Profile Updated: 04-09-17
Author has written 3 stories for Borderlands.

A little about me: With an unsatisfying job and a non-existent social life, I fell into writing fan-fiction like a mob informant thrown headfirst into the East River. And... well, that pretty much covers it since I'm generally average and uninteresting. Anyway, thanks for stopping by on my profile. Feel free to drop me a PM for anything since I'm pretty friendly and always down for a chat.

Side note to my readers: If you're wondering when I'll next update on something in progress, just know that I will get back to it. It's not that I've given up on it or my love for the fandom has died, only that I simply ran out of steam which happens often. My interests shift a lot in many fandoms and sometimes inspiration takes a wild leap in a direction I hadn't planned and I start writing something else. When that's run out of steam, I'll get back to my other writing projects soon enough. Between technical problems with my cheap laptop, work, sleep, and crazy pokes of inspiration, it makes my updates unpredictable and sporadic. I understand how that can be frustrating to some loyal readers, I do. And I'm sorry ahead of time. Thanks for your patience and just know that I'm always writing when I can and that I'll update as soon as possible.

Current status on my stories in progress as of 04/2017:

What Psychos Do - I've decided to officially state that it's on hiatus while I comb through it for some heavy re-editing. After some thought, I've also decided to write it out in its entirety before posting because it deals in some concepts further into the story that I'd rather not be influenced by with reader reviews. I understand this can be disappointing, but just know that I want it to be perfect.

Passing Strange - Hey, it's a shipping fic with no real plot. I'll update when I'm inspired for it so as it stands, it'll always take a backseat to my other projects.

The Man Who Would Be Jack - Get ready to retcon most everything you know in Borderlands 2 with this AU co-authored with Orieon. The updates might be inconsistent due to our shifting schedules and time zone differences, but we'll try to update on a bi-weekly schedule.

Unusual Tastes - Nick and Judy are on the case of another missing mammal after one-half of Zootopia’s darling couple and the face of the interspecies movement disappears under suspicious circumstances. Along the way, what they discover will hit a little too close to home about themselves and their own partnership. Co-authored yet again with Orieon, be sure to check it out here if you're interested.

Universal Disclaimer: Due to the premise of this website being exclusively composed of fan-fiction, I feel that it's completely pointless to post a disclaimer in the heading of every chapter since it's safe to assume that the nature of this website implies such writings are nothing but works of fan-fiction. As such, I hereby state the following to serve as a universal disclaimer for all of my writings here:

I, user LittlePorcelainDoll, do not own any rights to whatever television shows, books, movies, games, comics etc. or any of the characters thereof; all rights are held by its creators. While the plot lines of my stories are of my own creation, the characters involved within (unless otherwise specified or reasonably implied) I do not own. I am not paid any money for my writing and everything I do is for my own entertainment and hopefully the entertainment of others. Please do not sue. Thanks.

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The Man Who Would Be Jack reviews
Sometimes, the biggest of changes can start from a simple accident. So it is that, in a single moment, Timothy Lawrence alters the fate of Pandora forever. But whether this will be for better or worse is another matter entirely. (Eventual Angel/Timothy pairing that diverges sharply from Borderlands 2 canon)
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,867 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [Angel, Timothy L.] Roland, H. Tassiter
What Psychos Do reviews
I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Krieg, Maya
Passing Strange reviews
A series of stand alone one-shots and missing moments featuring a variety of characters in no particular order or time. Expect a buffet of pairings for kicks and giggles.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,631 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Maya, Salvador, Axton, Gaige
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