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Joined 05-26-10, id: 2378846, Profile Updated: 08-22-11
Author has written 22 stories for Maximum Ride, Super Smash Brothers, 39 Clues, Doctor Who, Protector of the Small Quartet, Storm Hawks, Torchwood, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi. As you can probably tell, I am NomadGirl12.

I've actually just moved, so I won't really be posting on this account very often. However, BlueCougar712 and I have a shared account (SmartButNotRelativelySane) where we take turns updating on alternate days. Check it out, it's basically Torchwood and Doctor Who drabbles.

I have decided to actually take my half of the drabbles and post them on this account to, but it might be a while before I start, and they updates won't have any regularity for a while. But oh, well :)

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I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,477 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11830 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Out Of Milk by 74days reviews
Derek Hale had been invited to stay at Sheriff Stilinski's house after being somewhat of a Hero - much to Stiles distress. Surely living with Derek will never end well... Basically STEREK. All the time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Deep Waters by Elenothar reviews
Bartender!AU After Peggy breaks up with him Steve finds himself searching for solace in a bar. Little does he expect to find someone else to love instead - and a whole new load of problems. For one, the genius bartender isn't too keen on being romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
The Minor Fall, the Major Lift by Jukebox Hound reviews
This is how they piece it together and make it work. PTSD. 19999/movie-verse, Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Like Fathers, Like Sons by Takara Phoenix reviews
Family dinner at Sally's, with the whole bunch. Though Percy's behaviour sets the mood a bit at edge. Nico could have been a bit more tender! And what's it that Hades is remembering? Nico/Percy, Hades/Poseidon slash Nicercy - Sequel "Like Fathers, Like Sons II" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Hades, Poseidon] - Complete
Drink Down That Gin and Kerosene by PoisonComeUndone reviews
Logan and Steve are both in desperate need of some forgetting, but that's something their unique physiology just won't let them drink their way into. Mentions of Steve/Tony and Logan/Clint. For a kinkmeme prompt over at lj
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Mom and Dad by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Just a short story about how Peter came up with Tony being 'Dad' and Steve being 'Mom.'
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Beauty Asleep in The Workshop by cookinguptales reviews
Or, "Sleeping Tony" In which Tony mouths off to a witch, catches up on his beauty sleep, and learns that True Love might not be such a crock after all. His status as a princess, however, is still debatable. Steve/Tony, Marvel Adventures, fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
My Idiot Boyfriend by gossamer - glass reviews
There's the Nice Boyfriend, and then there's My Idiot Boyfriend. The tsunderes of Hetalia rant about their boyfriends. T for cursing and sexual implications. You can request any pairing for me to write, and I will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Torchwood MSN by The Whisperer's Song reviews
Just our favourite Torchwood team having a break from catching aliens : contains gwen bashing and minor martha bashing, but only if you squint : My first fanfiction
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Ianto J.
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dear Russell T Davies by evanida reviews
An overall display of distaste for the Creator of Torchwood, and the resurrector of Doctor Who. For Janto fans, Gwack Haters, and people who dislike the turn the show has taken
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
On Shotgun Weddings and Buns in the Oven by milady dragon reviews
When Ianto accidentally causes Jack to become engaged to an alien princess, it's up to him and the Tenth Doctor to go to his rescue. Another story in my "On-Verse" universe
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Torchwood Philosophy by Arlath's Star reviews
The Team's thoughts on issues as wide-ranging as free will, homosexuality, miracles, adultery, the soul, lying, conscience, life after death, God and the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Originally my philosophy revision, now just random.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 53,000 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
EVIL: Every Villain Is Lemons by nony0mous reviews
Isabel and Opal team up to become the most insane and hilarious team of evil overlords. And when all else fails... evil does too. So now its up to the Madrigal Mermaids and a bunch of nonsense to save the day! Or doom it. Whichever comes first.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Opal K., Isabel K. - Complete
The Poetry Channel by iciclegirl235 reviews
Iciclegirl235 decided to write some poems about Amy and Ian. Then Amy and Ian found out! It's an all-out Ian/Amy online war! Poetry/Romance/Humor
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010
The Immortality of the Deathless by milady dragon reviews
AU - When Master Archivist Ianto Jones of Torchwood Castle discovers evidence of a powerful, ancient Artifact, Baroness Gwen Williams hires mercenary Captain Jack Harkness and his people to locate it. JackXIanto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,516 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Just a Checkup by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
No Rooftop is Safe! by castiel-holmes reviews
Angel/Torchwood crossover. TOTAL CRACK. Angel and Jack meet on a rooftop. Wackiness and sex ensue. Oh yeah, Captain John and Spike are here, too.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Things Are Looking Up by Elspeth1 reviews
The New Avengers go to a jazz club. Steve and Tony flirt. Peter is clueless. Follow up ficlet to Roughest Day.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
The Roughest Day by Elspeth1 reviews
Steve is in a motorcycle accident, Tony catches a cold, and someone is after the New Avengers. Slash: Captain AmericaIron Man
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,015 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Padfoot's List of Dating NoNos: 101 by CaramelBoost reviews
Remus is sick and tired of hearing girls complain about Sirius' lack of dating manners and curtsey, as well as appalled at his friend's vulgar attitude, and so comes up with a list. A list of things Sirius is banned from doing on his dates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Insanity by TrafficLights reviews
Just don't ask. Random pieces of Insanity that I spew out on a regular basis. KelDom friendly. Keladry has two feet planted firmly on the ground, sure, but everyone has an imagination somewhere...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
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Circle History Writing Contest, Fanfiction Entry reviews
As stated in the title, this is my written entry for tumblr's The Circle History Contest. Liechtenstein reflects on WWII and the aftermath.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Drabbles
SmartButNotRelativelySane is a shared account of mine with BlueCougar712, and we take turns posting Doctor Who and Torchwood Drabbles. So I thought I might as well post my own half separately on my account for those of you who have me on alert :D
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 8/25/2011
Ipod Shuffle Challenge reviews
Just as the title reads. As what I get for listening to BlueCougar712, I got mostly angst. Mainly Torchwood characters, though it's under Doctor Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011
Demented Ducks reviews
Just something I thought of when I learned the Gwen/Jack pairing name. Short. Title makes sense once you read it.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
What Next? reviews
I basically took all the quote drabblets I had left and put them together. All DW quotes with the exception of one Torchwood quote. From various episodes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
Questions reviews
Owen is bored. So, of course, he decides to bug Ianto. Oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Weight Watchers reviews
A quote drabblet from Dead Man Walking. Short.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Ianto J. - Complete
Tired reviews
The Doctor reflects on being lonely. Songfic to Rocketeer Short-ish. If anyone hasn't seen lottl's, there is slight spoilers for that, bu I'm pretty sure everyone has seen it by now.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011
Phone Call reviews
The Doctor gets a phone call from Martha, but the Master keeps messing around in the TARDIS. AU, where the Master is still alive and with the Doctor. Slightly Cracky.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Clom reviews
Yet another quote drabblet. This one is from Love and Monsters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
The Lion King
Another quote based drabble. This ones from the Christmas invasion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Published: 6/3/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Life is Random reviews
My version of a 100 word challenge for Maximum Ride. Fax. No real time setting, but takes place at Dr. Martinez's house. Ranges all genres.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Max, Fang
Told You So reviews
Short drabble. Finn is hungry and finds more than he bargained for in the kitchen.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Rise and Shine reviews
Kel gets a rude morning wake up. T, cause I'm paranoid.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
The Innuendo Squad reviews
Short drabble based off a quote from Boom Town. Warning: First DW fic, and slightly cracky. The title makes sense once you read it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Mickey S., Jack H. - Complete
Inside the Box reviews
Amy and Ian are stuck inside a small room together for a few days. What chaos shall ensue? My first 39 clues fanfiction, AmyxIan.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Thank You's, Hugs, And All That Mush reviews
Songfic. Max hears a song and feels like saying thank you. Okay-ish, but read and tell me what you think. Warning: Slight Twilight Bashing. VERY MUSHY! Max may be slightly OOC, but I can't really tell.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Quality Time reviews
Pit's secretly married, and his wife comes to stay at the Smash Mansion for a few weeks. What chaos shall ensue? Pit x OC.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pit
I hate Mind Reader's reviews
A short story of the flock at Dr. Martinez's house. All Max wants to do is sleep. Sadly, the flock won't let her. My first fic! Please review! Originally a one-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lost reviews
Pretty short. Mostly just Iggy reflecting on his situation. Just something new I wanted to write.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Iggy
Girls Are Weird reviews
A really short one-shot based on an idea I had. Basically, Max's opinion on some of the things girls do.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Max, Ella - Complete
Boredom reviews
Max is taking watch, and the rest of the flock is asleep. When she gets bored, she decides to play a game. One-shot, please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete