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Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, Digimon, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Kamen Rider, D.Gray-Man, Harry Potter, Merlin, and Lost.
My name is Jessica, I'm 20, and I live in Ohio, USA. I just recently graduated from High School and I now will have more time to write and update my stories. I've written seven stories, I'm working on four more now. I love almost any pair in Power Rangers, I'm into slash right now, and I love Kyo Kara Maoh! My newest favorite pairing is an Inuyasha/Kyo Kara Maoh! pairing, it's Kagome and Gwendal, but I'm mostly a Yuuram fan. I'm also a Yullen lover, I just love the pairing in general. I've recently gotten into the TV show, Merlin, it's just really awesome. My newest favorite pairing in that is Merlin/Arthur, but I also like the Arthur/Gwen pairing as well. My friends think I'm crazy for being able to quote Merlin and... Jeff Dunham. He is one of my favorite commedians, he's number 1, number 2 is Gabriel Iglesias.
I'm not sure how many people read my profile, but for those who do, I'm really sorry I kinda disappeared off the face of the planet, I've been going through some stuff and haven't had the inspiration to write, I'll hopefully get back to my writing soon, but I'm not sure when I will. I'll let you guys know when I do start writing again.
I know it's been a long time, but I've started writing a little again, but I'm not sure when I'll have enough to post. I'm so so sorry I haven't updated in forever, it's been a rocky year for me...if you want to pm me, feel free to, I'll answer when I get it. Thanks for reading and being patient with me.
My favorite quotes from Jeff Dunham:
Walter: [referring to his argument on the phone with his wife] You heard a little of that, didn't ya?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
[Achmed's torso is backwards and Jeff just turned it around]
Jeff Dunham: referring to the "suicide bomber training camp": Is that a nice facility?
[about Walter's wife giving him a book on reincarnation]
Favorite quotes from Gabriel Iglesias:
I used to say that there were Five Levels of Fatness. Reason why I say "Used to say" is because now there are six! Uh-huh, I met the new one in Las Crucas. The original five levels are Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, and DAMN! People ask, "What could be bigger than DAMN!" The new level's called "OH HELL NO!" What's the difference? You're still willing to work with level five. Example, if you're on an elevator and you're with your friend and this really big guy gets on and you and your friend look at each other and you're like, "DAAAMN!" But you still let the big guy ride your elevator. That's the difference. Level six, you see walking towards your elevator, [Deep groaning noise] [Pretends to be a shocked passenger and starts pushing the "close door" button.] "OH HELL NO!" [Groan] "NO!!" [Groan]"NO!!" [Pretends to kick the fat man out] That's the difference.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I started to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Post this to your page if you hate child abuse
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Put this in your profile if you are a Pirates of the Caribbean fan!
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know
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If you actually reply to the voices inside your head, copy and past this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds make the world go round. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Stories in Progress:
The Good and the Bad, the Ups and the Downs- Rated T, Main pairing: eventual Len/Maya, Show: Kamen Rider Dragon Knight, Date for next chapter: no idea, the more reviews I get, the faster I write.
Everything Has Purpose, Even Pain- Rated T, Main Pairing: Draco/Hermione, Show: Harry Potter, Date for next chapter: I'm so sorry guys, I've been having personal problems and I haven't gotten time to write. I'm sorry for all of those who are waiting for the next chapter, but the story's going to be on Hiatus for a little while, so I can get some things back on track in my life. Again, I'm sorry and I hope I'll get the next chapter up soon and take the story off Hiatus. :)
Stories I'm currently writing:
Here We Go Again- Rated T, Main Pairing: no main pairing, but there are 4 pairings, Crossover: Power Rangers/Stargate Atlantis, Date to be expected out: Who knows, I'm giving up on this story for now, but I'll try to get this one up when I get the inspiration. I'm having a hard time writing the characters in character.
Unexpected Things Aren’t Always Bad- Rated high T, Main Pairing: Merlin/Arthur, Show: Merlin, Date expected to be out: Not sure, I'm still writing it, I actually have no idea when this is going to be up, but hopefully it will be soon.
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