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Joined 05-28-10, id: 2381203, Profile Updated: 08-21-12
Author has written 7 stories for Warriors, and Webkinz.

This profile will be mainly used for Webkinz stories. The Warriors stories uploaded here will stay, though. My new, Warriors-only profile is Hail Dropping From Starry Sky. I also have a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction called 20PercentMorePonies.

MY OLD PENNAME WAS CINDERPELT1998!!!

Hi everybody! I write for Webkinz mostly, now. Read above for information on that XD All the warriors stuff on my profile and all the Cinderpelt1998 stuff will be taken out and re-vamped to fit for Webkinz. The warriors stuff will be put on my new profile, and a lot of this stuff won't be. Thanks for your cooperation!

I had to delete "Cinderpelt's Facebook" "A Warrior Story Challenge" and "Warriors: Pranks, Dares and More!" Because they violated rules. Cinderpelt's FB and WPDAM will be fixed so the format desn't violate rules. Thank you for your cooperation and patience.

GO TO http://catsoftheforest.webstarts.com/index.html to see the clans and pictures of ALL the cats! It is not finished but there are fun contests and stuff so please go there! Twinklestar's photo is different on the site because toherwise it didn't show up. Thank you for coming to my profile and R&Ring!

Some of my cats from my stories

Cats of the Forest: Book One: Under the Stars

Butterflight: http://catcode.com/catpics/cat_1854.jpg

Bluepelt: http://catcode.com/catpics/puffy_1402.jpg

Lioneye: http://www.freewebs.com/thelostwarrior/Whitefire.jpg

Starpaw: http://www.freewebs.com/thelostwarrior/whisperwind.jpg

Boxpaw: http://www.freewebs.com/thelostwarrior/Tumblestar.jpg

Brownpaw: http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/AddieBee_2008/fluffybrowncat.jpg

Twinklestar: http://www.freewebs.com/thelostwarrior/Finchtree.jpg

Howlclaw: http://www.freewebs.com/thelostwarrior/berrynose.jpg

Warriors, Pranks, Dares, and More!

Cedarnose: http://i957.photobucket.com/albums/ae56/Starry-/Warriorcats/gray_cat_by_Mad5k1y1.jpg

Sunnyleaf: http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/Pebbles_Irvin/90006159.jpg

Shadowheart: http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t321/Sandyleaf/cat_orange.jpg

Cat-Napped

Sunshine: http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu130/Skyfurrow/Orange_tabby.jpg

Parsley: http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt34/Lunarsong/cat.jpg

Boots: http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn180/mcepek/Sadie%20and%20her%20kittens/Jet.jpg

Petals: http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/cho-dono/sif_flax.jpg

Leaves: http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss253/aliAMAZINGtm/orange-tabby-kitten.jpg

Zone: http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/arabianlover13/RaNdOm%20PiCtUrEs/CoolCat.jpg

Shadow: http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac140/xiDarkx/Album/69ccddcc5dceef96.jpg

Sea: http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt54/SandstarofFireClan/cinderblaze15.jpg

Real name: Samantha

Age: Somewhere between 10-20

Favorite food: Peanut Butter Sandwich

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

And here's some that Mothstar made up:

60. Come in acting like another animal.
61. Come in crawling on your hands and knees. When the teacher tells you to stop, obey right away and sit in your seat. When the teacher starts talking, examine your hands. In the middle of one of the teacher's sentences, yell at the top of your lungs. Then run around shouting "GERMS!! I'M COVERED IN GERMS!! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!" and such.
62. Talk in an accent. Constantly.
63. Count how many times the teacher says 'um'. Tell him/her at the end of class.
64. Come in eating something gross.
65. After using the bathroom, don't dry your hands. When you walk in, say very loudly, "They didn't have any paper towels" or "The hand dryer is too loud for me". Then shake your hands really hard on the people next to you. Bonus points if one of those people is the teacher.
66. After the teacher does a problem on the board, say you don't get it. When he/she explains it, continue to exist that you don't understand. When the teacher gets frustrated, whine "It's not my fault you're a bad teacher!"
67. During a fire drill, stay in the classroom with a water bottle and explain that you're going to help the firefighters fight the fire. (Note: don't actually do this one, fire drills are serious)

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group Hug!" then enforce it

Type Your name with your elbow.

cxijn dcrdrdlowelkt189887 (ha ha not close at all)

Type Your name with your wrist.

cjn der5lpes,ltf1998 (well the last part)

Type Your name with your nose.

cfi9 njdee4r4pelt1998 (LOL)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?)

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Animal Abuse and testing and vivisection is the worst. It makes me sick. It makes me want to cry. All the dogs and cats in the world who have to endure it until death takes them away. As I'm lying here with my cat right now I imagine what would have happened if he had gone to a family that doesn't love him and abuses or tests him with vivisection and whatnot. I wish we could make it stop. I wish we could do to the people what they do to the animals. But what we can do is adopt the animals that endured it and were rescued and make them feel safe, to let them know they'll never be hurt again. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Cinderpelt1998

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

Mmmmmmaaaaaaayyyyyyyybbbbbeeeeeeeeeeee

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

YES! YES! YES!

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Three

4) Favorite candy bar?

Take 5

5) Favorite shoes?

Flip Flops

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Oh most definately

7) Least favorite school subject?

Math

8) Favorite school subject?

German, Language Arts, Art

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

NO WAY

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Gross, no!

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind

My family in California

12) Favorite genre of music?

Mild Rock, Alternative Rock, Pop, Country

13) How many pets do you own?

one

14) What time were you born?

4:48 PM

15) Do you like beer?

Never had any. Thank God.

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Yes, once, at a Model UN program, me and my roomates prank called some of their friends in the hotel just to tell them their tofu was burnt XD

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Hannah Montana because I loved her when I was 10 years old and now she's a dorkwad

18) Are you sarcastic?

Mmmhhhhmmmm

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

No

20) How many watches do you own?

Three, two that work

21) Summer or winter?

Summer...swimming!!!

23) Favorite color to wear?

Deep Red and Dark Lime Green

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone?

Black

26) Where is your second home?

@ my Grandparent's place

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Yes

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Only one

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

Three if you count the lava lamp

30) How many video games do you own?

23 for the DS, 10 or so for the PS2 and about 5 or 6 for the Wii, so about 38 or 39.

31) What was your first pet? i

A Teddy Bear Hamster named Skittles

32) Ever had braces?

No, but I will be getting some in less than a year

33) Do looks matter?

A little bit. I care about my appearance but it's not an obsession for me.

34) Do you use chapstick?

Only when offered

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

I'm not in HS but from my school- Ms. Rasmussen, Mr. Pettis and Mr. Larson

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

I don't care for either but I guess Abercrombie & Fitch. Personally I prefer Aeropostale and Hollister

37) Are you too forgiving?

In a word-NO!!!!!!

38) How many children do you want?

Two. One adopted and one of my own. Or all adopted. I think i want one to be my own... I don't know

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

No but I want a Charlie The Unicorn Plushie

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Two Buttermilk eggos, one with butter and syrup and one with peanut butter

41) Do you own a gun?

no and if i did it would be a waste of money

42) Ever thought you were in love?

I suppose so

43) When was the last time you cried?

When I was upset at myself

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

sleep

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Olive Garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yeah...

47) Have you ever been in a castle? If the Disney castle counts then yes

48) Nicknames? Cinderpelt, Supercat, Catgirl, Gummy Bear, Ocean, Sammie, Sam, Sammiebanana

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No and if I did what do you care???

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?from WHERE???

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?Yes

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? PPpphhhhppppptttt NO!!!

55) Do you own a diamond ring? YES! 7 diamonds! (but not gettin' married)

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yeppers

57) Do you dye your hair? No but I straighten it sometimes

58) Does anyone like you? Sure

59) What year were you born? Sometime in the 90's

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? How would you even know if I was born yet?????

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Heck no!

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My mom by a little bitty bit

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender? FUZZY HAIR!

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Yeah

67) Have you ever eaten paste? NO

68) Do you own a webcam? Yeah it's on my laptop

69) Have you ever worn a striped shirt? Yep

70) Ever broke a bone? no

72) Do you chat on AIM often? on what?

73) Pringles or lays? Pringles Original

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I think...

75) Rugrats or Doug? IDK but if you're talking aout Doug the dog from UP it's him because I hate Rugrats...screw them.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I'M NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL!!

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes and I retaliated "And how do you describe YOURSELF? Skinny? Don't think so."

79) Do you have a birth mark? It's an epical silver streak in my hair

80) Do you own a car? NO WHY WOULD I??

81) Can you cook? Never tried

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) Animal Abuse

2) Child Abuse

3) Spouse Abuse

83) Do you text message often? Heck yes!

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? YES!!!

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To meet Shania Twain. She canceled her book signing where I live...GR!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? NO NO NO NO

88) Relationships or one night stands? RELATIONSHIPS!!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? juciy fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Depends

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? NO
92) Do you own a box of crayons? a TUB of crayons

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My Mom

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Myself

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My mom

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Some dude @ school

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My BFF mandapanda

100) How many Webkinz do you have? 125

Amanda Starman's Interview: Copy and paste this to your profile. Erase my answers and write yours.

What is your favorite food?

Pulled Pork Sandwich

What is your least favorite food?

Deluxe Pizza

What is your favorite movie?

Wall-E, Legend of the Guardians, all 3 Narnia Movies

What is your least favorite movie?

ANYAThING involving the Twilight series. STUPID SPARKLY VAMPIRE IDIOTS!

What is your favorite book series?

WARRIORS!!!

What is your least favorite book series?

Twilight

What is your favorite book that is not in a series?

Dewey

What is your least favorite book that is not in a series?

I guess I do not have one

Who is your favorite FanFiction author? (besides yourself, of course.)

Not to be too selective but Frostpaw. There are more but she was my first fave.

What is your favorite FanFiction story? (besides yours of course.)

Taken, before Frostpaw took it down. Now it's any Warriors Truth or Dare

Who's your favorite character out of all your favorite books?

I have a few. Cinderpelt. Yellowfang, Daisy and Blackstar are a few

Add questions if you want to!

Sign your Fanfiction pen name. Do not erase other pen names.

1. Amanda Starman 2. Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410 3. Cinderpelt1998

Lastly, add comments! Do not erase other people's comments. Please do not use profanity.

1. Amanda Starman- I made this interview. I hope you like it!

2.Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410-This was pretty cool!

3. Cinderpelt1998- fun and enjoyable.

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I got 67/100

1)Put ur Ipod/Mp3 player/itunes etc. on shuffle

2)For each question click the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4)You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song

5)Put it on your profile!

1.What would you say about your boyfriend?

The Best Day (this doesn't make sense!!)

2.What is the first thing you say in the mornings?

Dry Town (Nope!!!)

3.Your teacher is...

I Gotta Lotta Soft Spots For You (WTC!0_o)

4.What's written on your class's black board/white board?

All-American Girl (maybe the American part in Humanities!)

5.How would you describe your neighbors?

Big Bad Wolf (What the heck!)

6.What would your best friend say about you?

Who Will I Be? (Um that's cofusing)

7.How do you feel right now?

Where Did You Get Those Stripes (doesn't fit)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Should've Said No (Not even possible)

9.What did you do when you woke up this moring?

Scare Myself (Actually-yes!)

10.When you open your wardrobe you see...

Cold As You (WTC)

11.What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Here We Go Again (Yeah, cuz There We Went Again, leaving all the fun behind!)

12.If you had to write a Twilight Fanfiction right now,what would it be titled?

I'll Believe You When ( first off I would never, but I suppose I could if i was paid)

13.A song you would sing at your school's talent show is...

That Don't Impress Me Much (Sure!)

14.Your life's theme song would be...

Our Song (Y Not?)

15.How would you describe what you are doing right now?

Love Story (Not even remotely close!)

16.if you had to go and jump off a building what would your last words be?

Any Man of Mine (Nope)

17.Your motto is...

Last Name (No, does not fit)

18.If you could buy anything in the world you would buy...

Gunpowder and Lead (No, but it fits wordwise)

19.What did you dream about last night?

Flat on The Floor (No)

20.Any last words?

Sober (WHAT!?!?)

THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE (put your ipod/Mp3 player/etc. on shuffleand answer the questions w/ the song titles)

Opening credits:Rumbly In My Tumbly (I suppose I have always been hungry)

Waking Up:It Happens (Sure)

First Day of School:Before He CHeats (NO!!!!)

Falling in Love:Hey Stephen (Sure)

Fighting:Too Cool (YES!!!)

Breaking Up:Ride Of Your Life (Why not?)

Driving:We Rock (sure. Drivers rock, right?)

Flashback:Fifteen (YES! Flashback to younger days!)

Mental Breakdown:All I Want To Do (yeah, all i want to do is CRY)

Getting Back Together:Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under (Yep)

Prom Night:What A Way To Wanna Be!(sure, why not)

Wedding:Everyday America (May B)

Birth of a Child:Hungry Like The Wolf (Yes if the baby is hungry i suppose. LOL not what the song means)

Death Scene:Believe (Yeah. Do u believe in life after love sounds ok)

Funeral:Tell Me Why (Sure. tell Me Why I'm DEAD)

end Credits;I'm Not In The Mood (To Say No)! (YEAH MAN!)

Now we'll be doing a quiz using the first sentence in each song.

What your first words were: Say you're sorry that face of an angel comes out just when you need it to. (nah)

Your Motto: Are You Afraid Of That Big Bad Wolf? (hah sure)

Your Fave Quote: I'm drinking whine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this (no)

Your Least Fave Quote: It took me 5 bars some 30 liscense plates (No)

Your Old Motto: I don't know what I want (NO)

The first words that'll be in your Graduation speech: Some people think I look strange (NO NO NO NO NO NO NO)

your last words: You walk and talk like your some new sensation (NO)

NEXT using the artist's name! Do not reuse a name, but go to a new song

Your Favorite Artist: Taylor Swift (Not my top fave)

Throw him/her under a bus: Miley Cyrus (Why not?)

Can I marry him/her: Miranda lambert (I'm not a lesbian, or bi, so NO)

I'd love to meet: P!nk (YEAH)

I wish to slap: Martina McBride (NO NO NO NO NO NO)

If I got his/her autograph I'd faint: Darius Rucker (Probably)

He/she rocks: Carrie Underwood (Yep)

I love all their songs: Emily Osment (yeah)

I want to go see him/her in concert: Survivor (No i only really like EYE OF THE TIGER)

I wish he/she was dead: Selena Gomez and The Scene (NO)

He/She looks good with blue hair: Miranda Cosgrove (No, that's katy Perry. She looks pretty in blue hair)

W o u l d. Y o u. R a t h e r

1.Pierce your nose or tongue?

Nose

2.Be serious or be funny?

be funny

3.Drink whole or skim milk?

Skin

4.Die in a fire or drown?

Fire

5.Spend time with your enemy or parents?

Parents

D O. Y O U. P R E F E R

1.moon or sun?

Sun

2.Winter or Fall?

Fall

3.Left or Right?

Right

4.Ten aquantances or two best friends?

Two Best Friends

5.Sunny or rainy?

Sunny

6.Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?

Chocolate

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?:Ummmm no order

2.Ever threw a shoe at someone?: No

3.Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?:I just pick it up with my fork

4.Have you ever eaten spam?:Nope

5.Favorite ice cream?:Anything sorbet or sherbert

6.How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet?:IDK

7.Do you cook?:Not really

8.Current mood?:Typical. Sort of happy, sort of mad, sort of tired, sort of sad.

A B O U T . Y O U

1. What time is it?:3:16 PM

2.What is your name?: Y Do u wanna know

3.What do you want to do?:Be a vet/work for Ganz in the Webkinz department

4.Where do you want to live?:Right here in the good ol USA

5.How many kids do you want?:4

6.Do you want to get married?:YEAH

7.Have you done drugs?:Bever

8.What do you like on your pizza?:cheese n pepperoni

9.Can you cross your eyes?:yes

10.Do you make your bed daily?:My mom does it for me

I N . T H E . L A S T . 4 8 H O U R S. H A V E. Y O U

1. kissed someone?:no

2.Sang?:no

3.Been hugged?:yes

4.Felt stupid?:yes

5.Missed someone?:yes

6.Danced crazy?:no

7.Gotten your hair cut?:no

8.Cried?:yes

9.Been kissed?:no

.S T U F F.

1.Have you been searched by the cops?:no

2.Do you have a dog?:no

3.The last time you've been sledding?: Early March

4.Do you consider yourself creative?: Yes

5.Do you have friends on FF.net?:Not sure

6.Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net?:IDk I think 1 person

7.Where are you?:At home, stupid

8.Look up,then look back, what do you see?:Our plasma screen TV

9.What are you listening to right now?:My dad watching a cooking show

10.Last thing you ate?:Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

11.Last thing you thought?:Why do they need to know what I'm thinking?

12.You have a million dollars,what do you do?:spend it on everything i have wanted and save some for college and vet school

13.What are you eating/drinking right now?: Mixed Berry Fruit Snacks (Kelloggs)

YOUR GUY SIDE: X=it applies to me

XYou love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats. (NO WAY CATS WIN BY A STINKING LONGSHOT!!!!!)

XIt's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

You own/ed an X-Box.

XYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

XBaggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

XGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

XYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

XTalk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

XYou own/ed a Wii

My total: 8 (okay then)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

XGo to your mom for advice

You hate wearing the color black.

XYou like hanging out at the mall.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies

XYou don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

XYou smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (no. 6)

XYou care about what you look like.

XYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies.

XUsed to play with dolls as little kid.

XLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

My total:8 (yay. phew. not a girlygirl though)

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors. (yes. for sure.)
X You have thought about death. (Why would I)
X You wear chains. (So not cool)
X You like heavy metal. (gross no)
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. (i've stepped inside it for 2 seconds)
X You have worn black lipstick. (NO)
X Your hair was/is dark. (dark brown)
X You dislike preps. (eeww i hate them)
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. (what?)

Xyou wear black nail polish (god no)

TOTAL:3/10 (not very goshic)

PUNK

X You can skateboard (NO NO NO NO)
x you’ve worn plaid. (I do not think I have)
X You like Converse. (i have 2 pairs)
X You hate MTV. (just some party channel)
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) (NO EEEWW)
X you dislike pink. (girly)
X You hate/dislike preps. (eeww)
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes. (no)

TOTAL:4/8

GEEK

X You love the computer. (obsession)
X You like Harry Potter. (try HATE)
XYou are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (I did)
x you get straight A's. (mosty A"s but two B's)
X You love/like reading. (WARRIORS!!!)
X You were/are in band. (french horn)
X You don't care what you look like. (God of course i DO care!)
X You have a curfew. (9:30-10:00 PM!)
X You always do your homework. (no)
X You never miss school unless you're sick. (n)

X You're Smart (I suppose so :D)

TOTAL:5/11 (how does playing French Horn make me a geek??)

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

TOTAL:1/9 (never will be athletic, and PROUD of it)

I luv Fruit Snax.

When you favorite me, It makes me feel happy. When you don't, I feel fine.

GRAYSTRIPE AND MILLIE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Pennames I might change my name to later are: (in order)

PrettyPandaStardrops

KatyPerryFanFromCandyLand

CinderpeltsNumberOneFan

GraystripeAndMillie4ever

WebkinzAreTheCoolest

CaliforniaGurls

WebkinzLuv

ShadowClanMedicineCat

Chocolatechipz

OceanIgnite

YoutuberFacebookerandWebkinzCollector

(and over and over again, starting back from Cinderpelt1998)

Here are some of my favorite things EVER: (least favorites after slash)

FAVORITES/LEAST FAVORITES

Cat Breed: Sphynx/???

Dog Breed: German Shephered/???

Color: Yellow/Gray

Food: Pulled Pork Sandwich/Shrimp

Meal: Lunch/Breakfast

Animal: Cat/Spider

Website: YouTube/MySpace

Game: Apples to Apples/???

Name: Gracie/Esther

Webkinz Type: Small Signature White Persian Cat/???

Book: Warriors: Darkest Hour/Twilight:Twilight

Author: Erin Hunter/Stephenie Meyer

Series: Warriors/Twilight

Candy: Nerds/???

Music Type: Country/Hip-Hop

Singer: Katy Perry/Justin Beiber

Song: California Gurls/Baby

Album: California Gurls/My World

Emoticon: 8D/???

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS ANIMAL ABUSE!!

So i HATE the Twilight series and justin beiber. LOL

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Tyler

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Yellow

3. Your first initial? S.

4. Your month of birth? April

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lindsay

7. Your favorite number? 8

8. Do you like California or Florida more?CAAAALIFORNIIIIIIA!!!!!

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). That I could get the new warriors books in the next week

Are you done? yes

If so, scroll down okay

(don't cheat--) okay

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. NO NO NO HEIS A FRIEND!!!

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down. I suppose

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. Okay then

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever. Okay then

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Whatever

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. I know she is

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Really? 8? I don’t need THAT many……..

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
HA SOOO TRUE
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
True

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Cool!

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? In a hotel. No globes.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 19, word 6. What does it say? Wrestled. From battle of the clans
3. What can you hear right now? Suite Life On Deck episode about Buck the rat
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. No thanks. All I have in the hotel is my parents
5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Suite Life On Deck
6. Type your name with your elbow. Samswnbthgxsd (real name, I have round elbows) cfkinddefrtpdrl.gtw29o9o8ui (Pen Name)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? Three chairs
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? CINDERPELT!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was typing stories for this site
10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Aeitimrna (wow bizarre)

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have (or wish you had) a cat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think California Gurls is the best song ever, copy and paste

If you have ever been to DisneyLand, copy and paste and add your name: Cinderpelt1998

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in ghosts copy and paste this into your profile

If warriors is your favorite book series copy and paste this into your profile

If your favorite warriors saying is "May starclan light your path" copy and paste this into your profile
If you want a Warriors movie copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Jayfeather, Crowfeather, and Brambleclaw are cute copy and paste this into your profile

If you love to draw copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever accidentally spelled your name-your real one, not your online one- wrong(thats what i get for not paying attention while i was writing) copy and paste.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun,copy and paste this into your profile.
if people tend to misunderstand you,copy and paste.
if you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites,copy and paste this.
if you are random and proud of it,copy and paste
92of american teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breath.if you are 1 of the 8 who would stand there and laugh,copy and paste.
if you hate it when people kill animals for there furs just to look good,copy and paste.
if you LOVE warrior cats,COPY AND PASTE!

if you think its stupid that girls are associated with the color pink,copy and paste this in your profile.
if you LOVE God,copy and paste this.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, dannyphantomfangirl13, Grace of Masbolle, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, The Worst Nightmare, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame. hawkfire111, Cinderpelt1998

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame. hawkfire111, Cinderpelt1998

If you were totally amazed to discover that Rowanclaw is Tawnypelt's mate, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were even more shocked to discover that up to Starlight, Rowanclaw was a GIRL and somehow changed into a tom, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you think that Crowfeather and Leafpool should be together forever, copy and paste this in your profile!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

Anyone notice I skipped some?

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Before any cat had time to reply, Cinderpaw let out a shout
of triumph. "You've done it, Silverstream!" Moments later
she turned with a second kit in her jaws,and set it down
in front of Tigerclaw. "Here. Lick.
Tigerclaw glared at her. "I'm not a medicine cat."
Cinderpaw's blue eyes blazed as she rounded on the
deputy. "You've got a tongue, haven't you?Lick,you useless
lump of fur.Do you want the kit to die?"
Fireheart flinched,half expecting Tigerclaw to hurl
himself at her and slash her open with his powerful claws.
Instead, the dark tabby bowed his huge head and began to
lick the second kit.
warriors,1st series,forest of secrets.page 221-222,last and first paragraph.CINDERPAW WIN!!

Crowfeather teaches us how to be a good father

1. Pay attention to your kids.

Breezepelt: =Waving paw in front of Crowfeather’s face= Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!

Crowfeather: =Speaking on phone, not paying attention to Breezepelt at all= Oh, yea. I defiantly agree with you there.

Breezepelt: Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Da--!”

Crowfeather: WHAT THE FLYING BANANAS DO YOU WANT FROM ME! =Talks into phone= No not you sir.

Breezepelt: :O

2. Try not to get a divorce.

Crowfeather: Why!? =Screams at sky=

Voice from the sky: Because you ate the fruitcake of nightmares. Tehehehehehe!

Crowfeather: =Looks at the sky= What the fudge?

3. Try not to scream often.

Crowfeather: WHERE’S MY MEDS!?

Windclan cat: I DON’T KNOW!

4. Do- hey!

Me: Have you seen Longstar anywhere?

Brindlestar: No.

Me: That’s weird.

Somewhere else=

Longstar: YAY!

Back to me=

Me: Maybe she’s in the kitchen…..

5. Learn how to cook.

Crowfeather: AHHHHHHH! =Flips pancake up into the air, then it lands on his head= AHHHHH! =Runs around room=

Poppystar: Should we call the paramedics?

Moonstar: No, this is better than cable! =Eats popcorn=

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100 questions of RANDOMNESS

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? IDK if I have any

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Animal posters

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I might grind my teeth idk

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Some country, I love Katy Perry, IDK what genre

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 4:48 PM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? The new Warriors books

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My cat (I’m on vacation)

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My first Webkinz cyz my Great Grandma got him for me

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? yes

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? IDK

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME? Mango Mandarian bath and body works

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don’t. most boys at my school re disgusting except a few that are just friends, plus I don’t really want a boyfriend right now

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Not sure. Disneyland or sumthin

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pineapple and Canadian bacon

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Jelly beans

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? IDK

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Does it matter? I only tell my close friends!!!!!!!!!!!!

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Hollister or Aeropostale

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Cat named Stevie Ray he’s a shorthair with some Russian blue in him but IDK what else

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? IDK

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 88

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? IDK

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My BFF’s phone (Scartalon)

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people push me just so they can be ahead of me in line somewhere

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Don’t matter

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Yeah

37. FIRST JOB? ……………never had one

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?no

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?facebooking

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? nope

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? IDK

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope and I probably never wll

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A Wii

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 or 4

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? IDK

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes I do

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?Too many 2 count

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Yes

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?IDK

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? IDK

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?Depends

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Grandparent’s house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Stuffed kitty named Big Kitty

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't have a phone

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Sadly yes

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yeah

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?BOTH

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I don’t want a boyfriend!

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?Not saying

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Phineas & Ferb

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? My who did what?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?Anything sorbet or sherbert

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?Yep

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? A few days ago, for like 10 minutes. Otherwise a little over 3 months ago.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? What? There is a #64!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I’m not sure

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes they’re fun!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? An episode of Hannah Montana

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Simply Limeade

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My BFF Scarnose

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?Nothing I don’t want a boyfriend

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? IDK

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? IDK

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aries

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown with a hint of possible blondish

86. EYE COLOR? Hazel

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?McDonalds

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never had it

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Hannah Montana

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? 8th

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Used to play the recorder, and I play French horn right now

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I’m not really sure

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Huggies

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?A stuffed Minnie Mouse

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?Don’t own a car

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Battles of the Clans by Erin Hunter

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single

List ten of your own OC Characters (You can be included) in any order.

SunshineParsleyBoxpawButterflightStarpawShadowBluepeltLioneyeBrownpaw

10. Boots

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Lioneye: WHAT THE HECK!?!?

Boots: What?

Lioneye: WHY AREN’T YOU WEARING CLOTHES?

Boots: Because I’m a cat. You’re not wearing any either.

Lioneye: OH NO!!!

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Boxpaw: You’re just some fat little medicine cat!

Butterflight: Your SISTER is a medicine cat!
Boxpaw: again, fat, little, MEDICINE CAT!

Shadow: Stop fighting!!!

Boxpaw: I LOVE YOU BUTTERFLIGHT!!
Butterflight: YOU LITTLE TURD! I AM A MEDICINE CAT!
Boxpaw: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Starpaw: Hi sis!

Brownpaw! Hey! How’s medicine cat training going for you?

Starpaw: Good! It’s-

Bluepelt: I LOVE SUNSHINE!

Starpaw: OMG

Brownpaw: They’re both girls

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Boots and Parsley are fighting with tooth and claw)

Bluepelt: SUPER BLUEPELT!!!
Boots: WHAT THE HECK?
Parsley: Well, then.

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Boots: *kills Butterflight*

Butterflight: YOU SUCK BOOTS!

6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens?

Sunshine, Parsley, Boxpaw, Butterflight and Starpaw are fighting*

Shadow, Bluepelt, Lioneye, Brownpaw and Boots come to watch*

Lioneye: OOOOHHHH YEAH!!!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!

ALL WARRIORS FANS READ THIS! NO EVERYONE READ THIS!

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erinsplacedher along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Loststream, Cinderpelt1998

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2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Amthnasax

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Samizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Yellow Kitten

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Marie Bavarian

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Drisa

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Izze

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Leaann Kevin

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Stevie Ray

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British Tigerstar by Thestormwarrior reviews
Tigerstar decides to drag everyone into a crazy adventure to 'find' America.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Tigerstar, Hawkfrost
Random Sender Show by Ciruno Rowe 'Augmented Conduit reviews
This show is all about sending a random package to different warrior characters. ANY PACKAGE! Don't think of reality and no randomness at all. Rated T for some scenes. I advise you to start reading at chapter 20. Discontinued for now
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010
The Warriors Truth or Dare Show by Mothstar reviews
You've probably seen a bunch of these but try this one! I make sure not to make adult themes so it's clean, but it's still very funny! The earlier chapters stink, but you must read em 4 background. Please read and review, but hold off on the flames! T
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,027 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Warriors 100 One- Shots by Bruce's Bat Cave reviews
In compliance to cinderpelt1998's contest well here it is ((This is very old but I am keeping it here for sentiment.))
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Life, Not the Cereal by Ainsaboo reviews
Buddy had lived alone for 3 months, every week he check with Miss Birdy to see if he got new roommates and now they are here! Their adventures, differen't things that go on... Later, I might include some romance These are actally my friend's and my WK
Webkinz - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009
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A Day in the Life of a Webkinz reviews
This is a day in the life of the busy Webkinz, Rain. This story incorporates my Webkinz and each chapter will be a different part of her day. R&R!
Webkinz - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011
The New Arrival reviews
Rascal the Ribbon Lion is a new arrival in Kinzville, and he's finding it very hard to fit in. He has trouble standing up to bullies, and he's very shy. His best friend, Digger the Barred Owl, is there to help him but is also shy and has low self-esteem.
Webkinz - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011
A Webkinz Christmas reviews
Frosting and her family have a lot to do before Christmas comes in a week, but how will they get it all done in time? Will they have to delay their Christmas celebration? Please R&R! In first-person format, from Frosting's point of view.
Webkinz - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Cats of the Forest Book One: Under the Stars reviews
An adventure story about Warrior Cats. Will love get in the way of loyalty? Will battles erupt over the littlest things? Find out in this book!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
CatNapped reviews
Since her mother's death, Sunshine's life has been filled with chaos. Everything's gone wrong. And now, being trapped in a prison, hoping she won't end up in the Bloodground, she's beginning to wonder what will happen to her. She's going to have to escape
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010
What I Think Should Have Happened To Cinderpelt reviews
Just my idea of what should have happened to Cinderpelt when she hurt her leg! : R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Cinderpelt, Firestar - Complete
Fighting Wild Cats: Book One: The First World reviews
I made this in 3rd grade. Anyway, it's an exciting book featuring drama and hatred, along with some mean cats. It is 21 chapters, plus epilogues, but it won;t say so below, since i published it all at once. ENJOY!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,360 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete