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Real Age: Guess.
Birthday: May 4th
Dislikes: Ahaha, everything makes me angry.
Yo, I'm Danny and I love dogs. I don't really like cats.
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Note: I currently have one fanfic up, but I'm going to delete it eventually because I HATE it. It's terrible, oh God.
Note #2: I don't bitch about reviews. I mean, I love them, but I'm not going to pester you guys about it. That being said, I, myself, do not leave a review on every story that I read. Not because it's bad, but because I don't have anything to say. If I want to leave a review, I fucking will. If I don't, I won't. Don't bitch about it, because that's rude as Hell. If you don't care about favorites and shit and only want reviews then fine, I just won't leave anything. Motherfuckers gotta act all needy like no, stop. People have difficulty speaking sometimes stfu asshole.
Danny's Passive-Aggressive Advice Station!
Okay, so I've noticed something among fanfiction writers. Or rather, to be more specific, fanfiction smut writers. The things is... y'all write people's first times wrong. Like, do any of you guys know that the first time you have sex it's NOT SUPPOSED TO HURT. Yeah, that's right. It's not. Y'see (time for a bit of Sex Ed.), the hymen (or rather, the "virginity") actually isn't something that can be "popped". In fact, most hymens are SUPPOSED TO HAVE HOLES IN THEM ALREADY. If your hymen DOES NOT have a hole already in it, you're supposed to get one via surgery because it can lead to problems. In reality, the hymen is relatable to a stretchy elastic! When you have sex the first time, it's only supposed to stretch. If you feel pain the first time, it's because you did something wrong and the hymen RIPPED. Of course, it will go back to its original form eventually. The point is, having sex the first time DOES NOT have to be painful. It'd be a lot easier if I didn't have to be bombarded with smutfics that say shit like "it's going to hurt, I'm sorry" because I'm just like... DUDE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HURT YOU'RE FUCKING UP. So... How exactly is it not supposed to hurt? Well, the hymen varies between people but what you want to do is start by stretching it out. This can be achieved by using fingers and toys and whatnot. Do this for like, a couple days or so (give that hymen time to stretch out a bit). Also, use lots and lots of lube. It'll make it a whole lot easier. And finally, when actually doing the do for the first time, take it slow!! And that's it. Also, like I said about the hymen being elastic: yes, it will go back to it's original shape after a while (as I said above). The only time when it should change a LOT would be after giving childbirth. Even then it will slowly but eventually go back to "normal". And that's it!
If anybody has ANY questions on this, feel free to ask me!
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