Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Let's get all the pimping and links over with first
Cum play with me, sexually or otherwise ;]
Where I post all the graphics i'm doing, or have done!
Made By Me (IT SUCKS BALLS) I'm working on another one!
Now this is how my obsession started, i stumbled upon my first fanfiction and smut SparklingTwilight's Tides of Fate.
YUMMY! After i read, probably over 100 more smutterific stories...I had an idea. I said HEY! I wanna write smut! So i enrolled in Smut University (no literally there are online courses from PTB!) And it when off from there...
Now, let me tell you about myself. My name is Riley Calvin, I am 22. I WAS a part time English Lit teacher at a college, unfortunately i got laid off. My other job is restoring old cars, i'm my own boss :D . On top of that i'm in a band called the Blackhearts. I grew up in Boston (REPRESENT!) then later moved to Harvey Cedars, New Jersey, later to Portland, and now i live in Seattle! Living on the West Coast has paid off: I have hung out with THE PRECIOUS! And if you don't know who that is...Just leave...Now... And ladies, who have already creamed there panties. I'm not talking getting an autograph, and picture. I'm talking about drinking buddies ;) (I pretended to be oblivious about who he was) I am also an enlisted National Guard member (So one weekend a month i work for them)
I am totally, 100 percent. irrevocably in love with the girls at, i'm more of a stalker...since they dont know me and all. That defines a stalker right? Being in love with someone from afar/you haven't met..
Wait here is the definition from dictionary.com: to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
I LOOOVE YOU SnarkierThanYou, JennyJerkface and LatchkeyWife!
Anyhoo, something you also didn't know about me, people have told me i look like Kstew...
see ya later whores!
Also message me. I love the attention!
(stole that ^ from twitarded :D)
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