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Joined 05-29-10, id: 2381934, Profile Updated: 03-15-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Let's get all the pimping and links over with first

TWITTER! Cum play with me, sexually or otherwise ;]

My Graphics Blog Where I post all the graphics i'm doing, or have done!

THE AMAZING STORY I BETAED! It's called Unexpected Love, by the amazing SweetLovinCullen :D

THE AMAZING STORY I'M BETA-ING It's called The Desperate Housewives Escape (DHE for short) ALSO by SweetLovinCullen

BANNER FOR MY STORY: Kiss With a Fist Made By Me (IT SUCKS BALLS) I'm working on another one!

KISS WITH A FIST BLOG!

Now this is how my obsession started, i stumbled upon my first fanfiction and smut SparklingTwilight's Tides of Fate.

YUMMY! After i read, probably over 100 more smutterific stories...I had an idea. I said HEY! I wanna write smut! So i enrolled in Smut University (no literally there are online courses from PTB!) And it when off from there...

Now, let me tell you about myself. My name is Riley Calvin, I am 22. I WAS a part time English Lit teacher at a college, unfortunately i got laid off. My other job is restoring old cars, i'm my own boss :D . On top of that i'm in a band called the Blackhearts. I grew up in Boston (REPRESENT!) then later moved to Harvey Cedars, New Jersey, later to Portland, and now i live in Seattle! Living on the West Coast has paid off: I have hung out with THE PRECIOUS! And if you don't know who that is...Just leave...Now... And ladies, who have already creamed there panties. I'm not talking getting an autograph, and picture. I'm talking about drinking buddies ;) (I pretended to be oblivious about who he was) I am also an enlisted National Guard member (So one weekend a month i work for them)

BTW

I am totally, 100 percent. irrevocably in love with the girls at twitarded, i'm more of a stalker...since they dont know me and all. That defines a stalker right? Being in love with someone from afar/you haven't met..

Wait here is the definition from dictionary.com: to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)

I LOOOVE YOU SnarkierThanYou, JennyJerkface and LatchkeyWife!

See...Stalkerific...smexy *

Anyhoo, something you also didn't know about me, people have told me i look like Kstew...

see ya later whores!

Also message me. I love the attention!

(stole that ^ from twitarded :D)

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Pen Pals by wmr1601 reviews
Bella and Edward have been pen pals for years, but never met. Now, Bella's getting married, and they're meeting for the 1st time. When there's a problem the night before, who's there to pick up her pieces? Edward, of course! AH, lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 255,815 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Woman's Touch by The Kit Kat Ninja reviews
Femslash. Smut. And lots of it. Each chapter consists of a different pairing, of all kinds, and a different story. This Chapter: Bella/Angela - Elbows down. Pinkies up. That's the way you sip my cup.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Angela, Bella
The Cavalli Connection by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: After I get my Ph.D., I plan to blow my first paycheck on heels.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
They Think I'm Dead by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: Everyone who knew me before 9/11 believes I'm dead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Letter to Restart My Heart by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: I always hope to find an anonymous letter in my mailbox, explaining where he really is...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chainmail by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: Once wrote a poem about you on a one dollar bill in hopes that one day it will end up in your wallet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Bella - Complete
A Little Too Late by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: Five years later I still wonder why we didn't kiss in the park that night. We should have.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward
Two Floors Down by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: Every time I see you in the elevator, I want to push to emergency stop button.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Simple Note by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: "You Are Loved." Someone slipped this note under my dorm room door last year & it made my day. Thank you, I needed to hear it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cowboy Casanova by Must-Have-Books92 reviews
He was just a good time Cowboy Casanova.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
What if I Told You by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: I absolutely love it when you drunk dial.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Painted Hearts by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: I re-paint my room every time I feel like my life is about to change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8186 - Favs: 7,090 - Follows: 3,463 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Diem by tiffaninichole WINNER by The LUSTorium reviews
Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered, forcing her to take matters into her own hands. When he offers a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella - Complete
Sleeping With a Cullen by iAMurPoison reviews
One-Shot What happens when Bella finds out what the Cullen's like to do in their spare time? B X Em X R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Fortune Not Found by intheclosetcontest reviews
A workaholic husband. A lonely housewife. A new friend. Alcohol. Sex. And scissors in ways they never taught you in school.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Moving Forward by jajenshadimose6012 reviews
What I wish WOULD'VE happened in Spirit Bound-I was SO PISSED at Dimitri for breaking up with Rose, so this is what I wanted to happen. WARNING:: Will have quite detailed sex in later chs. Focuses on the SB Dimose reconcilation
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,531 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Strip Search by bellabee66 reviews
AH Officer Masen is the newest addition to the Forks Police Dept. He's been warned about the Chief's daughter. He finds himself pulling her over for speeding. Just how far will Bella go to get out of a ticket? Yummy goodness with twist of LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deceptive Prey by Here'sTo reviews
Alice and Rosalie have caught their prey, Bella, but they quickly find out she's not as helpless or...Eatable as she first seemed. M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Love the Way You Lie by Makkitotosimew reviews
Remember that point in The Coldest Story Ever Told where you went "She WHAT! With WHO! No way!"? Ever wonder how that all came to pass? Well, now you can find out... in detail. ; AU/AH/allthatjazz. M for a reason. Hopefully a really enjoyable reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Birthday Wishes and Basement Furniture by Lolarosa reviews
“Bella, Alice, if you could come with me. There is one last birthday present that I would like to give you." Carlisle shows the girls his basement furniture. My submission for the Forbidden Lemons contest. AH BxCxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Exchange by BoydBlog reviews
**Honorable Mention** PUBLIC LOVIN CONTEST. Bella has a Third Date Rule. Would it delude her into continuing with the not so perfect date? Sometimes fate intervenes to correct an imbalance. Not even the location can deter frenzied would-be soul mates
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day I Had by IrishLoveForever reviews
Entry for the "To Kill a Cullen" Contest. Bella and Edward are visiting Forks for his parent’s anniversary dinner. Nothing can go wrong…right? Well, trouble always seems to find Bella…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flaming Desire by Mamma4ever reviews
Rose, Alice, and Bella work in the hospital ER. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are firefighters who are brought to the ER one night when the girls are working. Sparks ignite. But will the flame remain when their love is tested? AH OOC Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,091 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Volvo makes four by LoveIsEdwardBella reviews
Winner of Best torque/Most Juciest Lemon in the Twific Auto Erotica challenge. Bella & Emmett take the Volvo for a "joy" ride. What happens when Edward finds out? And why is the precious Volvo a crumpled mass of metal? E/B/Em
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Green Dress by littlesecret84 reviews
Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen cross paths one evening. This will be a night that he never forgets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3735 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Kiss With a Fist reviews
Bella Swan: Trained Assasain Emmett McCarty: Trained Assasain What happens when two operatives are out for each other's blood? Will they kill eachother, or fall in love? Songfic: Florence and the machine's song Kiss With A Fist AH BxEm Angst Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Life Sucks, Then You Die reviews
They say that drowning and freezing to death are the nicest ways to die. Euphoric even. My one Question: How do they know?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Drabbles
A series of very short, and most likely smutty drabbles. Usually under 500 words. All pairings, and all drabbles have a picture associated with it. Please check out! Way better then it seems!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 801 - Published: 8/10/2010
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