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Joined 05-29-10, id: 2382000, Profile Updated: 11-28-12
Author has written 3 stories for Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

I do not pretend to care about what you may or may not know about me. I only care that you take the time to read and criticize my work, for that is an author's only true reward. Other than landing a fantastic publishing contract.

I am currently obsessed with fan fiction and the delightfully probable universe of Mass Effect, as well as the enigmatic story behind Dragon Age. Be prepared to see the majority of my compositions centered on these two games.

I am open to requests and challenges, but am only accepting those dealing with the above mentioned fixations for the time being. Will write for any pairing and prefer to write a good angsty, sexually charged drama over a mushy romantic comedy. If you wish to make a request please send it to my email address, sablebliss21@yahoo.com and be as specific about what your looking for as possible.

For now I have only one story finished and posted for the Mass Effect universe, the only one I am mildly pleased with for now, but expect to see others. Readers be warned, I do not make it a habit of sugar-coating anything.

*That Blurred Line* - Shenko-centric, set during ME2 after Horizon. Angst but not too heart-rending, with tasteful mature content and an open ending due to the fact that I haven't decided whether or not to write a sequel. I will probably wait for the release of the third game before deciding the future of this story. The more graphic version of this ficlet can be found at AFF.

I have two stories for Dragon Age thus far, with many more on the way (fortunetly, or unfortunetly enough for some of you they all currently revolve around Varric and his chest hair):

*An Old Story* - Varric/f!Hawke, set obviously during DA2, in the third year of the story. The story has been revised again, I didn't think it was necessary at first, and it does stand well without a sex scene but it kept nagging at me and I put it back in. After going through this one again I was struck with the inspiration I needed for the sequel, and you may or may not be pleased to know that I have dubbed this one Part One of the Bianca Hawke Trilogy. The second and third parts are in the making, soon to be posted.

*I Digress* - Varric/f!Hawke, side drabble set in the Bianca Hawke Trilogy, takes place between Part I and Part II (Part II is in progress and very close to posting, I just had to spit out this muse before I either lost it or my mind). A little angst, a little fluff, and just some all-around Varric goodness, because he's just so freaking edible.

I welcome all comments from all readers, I am especially fond of ugly reviews, it gives me the chance to improve.

Always remember; Reviews = Happy Author = More Updates = Happy Readers.

One last note, if any one is interested in the juicier bits of any of my stories, search for the same username, ExtraJuicy on AFF and you'll find all the raunchiness that may be absent here. Though, after reading some other stories I may just let the lemons flow...

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All Crossed Rogues by The Man In The Alley reviews
41 Days before an apocalyptic event in Minrathous, Varric and Anders venture out to find Hawke and Merrill, who may be in grave danger. POST-DA II. / UPDATE: It's Just a Stupid Legend- While waiting for Varric and Hawke in the coastal city of Hercinia, Anders uncovers a horrifying secret.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hawke (F), Merrill, Varric T., Isabela
Idle Hands by Jameson Rook reviews
'"If you touch me, I swear to God..." "Still not touching you." Danny wagged his finger in a circle and that was all it took. Steve sprung from his chair and tackled Danny backwards, chair and all. The men grunted and growled as they rolled across the floor in a tangle of limbs.' Steve learns the hard way that he should never let Danny get bored. Rated for a few bad words.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
A Betting Man by Jameson Rook reviews
'Usually seeing Danny made his heart jump into his throat and his pulse race (there was no use in denying that his Danno was beautiful. He'd told him as much on more than one drunken occasion), but as he took in the sight of his partner, irritation bubbled in his chest. "Danny, what are you wearing?" Danny feigned innocence around a smirk.' Light-M, McDanno fluff/slight smut
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Hurtled into Chaos by Wyl reviews
DA2: A cynical, taciturn rogue with a strong sense of duty to her family struggles against her past and present. Can she overcome the misery within to find purpose, friendship, and later love? Campaign story with lots of twists. Book 1 of 3 Act 1 .
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 217,255 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
A Paragon of Virtue by Sia Later reviews
Avery Shepard and Kaidan Alenko pick up the pieces after ME2. Rated M for language, violence and more later.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,107 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Incognito by onthewayside reviews
Isabela enlists Merrill to do a little spy work for her. Hawke is not impressed. FemHawke/Varric. Rated for language and mention of sexytimes.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Valhalla by SageQueen reviews
I seriously think Mass Effect 2's infamous Horizons moment was ALL A PLOT! To keep it canon, this is my take on Cerberus' shenanigans. Follows ME2 storyline with flashbacks to earlier times. Bioware owns all. This is part 3 of 'Valkyrie' Shepard's tale.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 80 - Words: 245,439 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Don't Make This Weird by tinyfierce reviews
Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Lying Eyes by embracing-shadows reviews
He taught her how to lie without asking why. He should have just asked. It would have been faster.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Hawke (M), Varric T. - Complete
Home is Where He Is by Lady Cailan reviews
One-shot submitted for the "A New Home" challenge at Cheeky Monkeys. Once a dwarf leaves Orzammar, where is home?
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Oghren, Felsi - Complete
Reunion by KyeShgall reviews
Lies and omissions and the romance that really was. *Winks* Post DA2, A/U, Oneshot
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Varric T., Hawke (F)
A Few More Points by KyeShgall reviews
F!Hawke wants more than friendship with Varric. Oneshot, at least for now.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T.
Narrative Discretion by KyeShgall reviews
Hawke and Varric choose a team for the Deep Roads. Some will be left behind. And there are reasons, but none that are easily told. Oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Chest Hair by DarkShine07 reviews
Does the title really not say enough all ready? Varric's chest hair isn't just for show. Oneshot
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Skies of Blue, Clouds of White by thewhiterose3 reviews
He fills up every room, leaving little pieces of himself, blazing with light.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by race-the-ace reviews
Danny/Steve *slash* Danny's still kind of broken from his relationship with Rachel. Steve doesn't care.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Bad Impression by Black Fire reviews
While out drinking with the band, Charles shows them his Melmord impression.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Here's My Heart Now Give Me Yours by LadyCizzle reviews
Steve realizes that he wants to be with Danny but is surprised to find that his partner is dating...Kono. A normal person would back off and let the new couple be happy but then again Steve McGarrett is far from normal. McDanno
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Operation Shatter Steve's Psychosis by thewhiterose3 reviews
There were times when Danny wanted to resurrect Steve's father, just so he could punch him in the face.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Off the Clock by BrokenSolitude reviews
Charles Foster Ofdensen has a meeting outside Mordhaus, and Dethklok is in a partying mood... One shot.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
La Ho'omaika'i by Jelsemium reviews
Danny Williams is clearly not happy about something, but Steve McGarrett can't figure out what. PS La Ho'omaika'i is Hawaiian for "Thanksgiving"
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Dethroots by masterctarl reviews
Chapter 2 is up! The band's faced many things that have threatened, harmed, and even scared them. But now they're about to face the most frightening thing of all: Ofdensen's past.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen
When the day comes by Kioux reviews
A scenario set after the events of ME2 and thus may contain spoilers / FemShep made some important decisions. She'll have to see how it will effect things with her former Lieutenant. edited and adjusted 04/10/10
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,517 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
East of the Sun and West of the Moon by korr reviews
A very metal fairy tale. Slash
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Panacea For the Poison by Lassroyale reviews
There's darkness in Charles, poison in his veins that will consume him entirely…but what can soothe the ache is exactly what Charles won't allow himself to have.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Stay With Me by Eilam Wordsmith reviews
Things never happen they way we envision them. Commander Jane Shepard was victory against the Reapers, a normal life with Kaiden Alenko, and adventures aboard the Normandy. But it's never that easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,123 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
It's Complicated by lil-anonymous-girl reviews
Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are unhelpfully contributing to.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Say Yes and Marry Me by spoodle monkey reviews
Their relationship wasn't exactly normal, why would the proposal be any different? SteveDanny
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Some sort of twisted blessing by spoodle monkey reviews
Spoilers for 1.04- In which Mary sees what everyone else can see, except the boys. SteveDanny slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Chosen of the Slain by SageQueen reviews
Between Mass Effect 1 and 2, the Valkyrie is caught between duty, honor, love and...well, death. Meanwhile, Cerberus - curse them! - begins evil plotting. Bioware owns all. This is Part 2 of 'Valkyrie' Shepard's tale. Shenko, so expect angst with Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,328 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Another Taste by Hermia S reviews
Sequel to Hot as a Dwarven Forge. After getting a dismissive word from Zevran via letter, Shiloh Amell goes to the only man she knows will let her drink her sorrows. Two pints later, she realizes she isn't lonely at all.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Amell, Oghren - Complete
Training Exercises by bamftastik reviews
If only we could watch the party members train each other in their varied specializations... Because I'm sure that would go *so* well... Quick bits, to be continued...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Alistair, Oghren
Challenged by Redrangerpower reviews
It started with a challenge. One, simple challenge from dwarven berserker to human mage, made during a particularly slow night on the open road.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Amell, Oghren - Complete
Never Have I Ever by CrystallicSky reviews
While playing a classic drinking game, the metal band Dethklok ends up revealing a bit more to one another than was originally intended. N/C, VERY MILD S/T, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Published: 10/15/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
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I Digress reviews
Past reflections on the Deep Roads venture between Hawke and Varric, side drabble that takes place between Part I and Part II of the Bianca Hawke Universe. Fluffy!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
An Old Story reviews
F!Hawke's first name, a mystery to everyone that isn't part of her immediate family. Varric plays her game, curiosity getting the best of him. MadDoggyClown thank you for the fantastic inspiration! [Recently revamped to make way for Part Two! Also, lemon reinserted, you've been warned.]
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,686 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
That Blurred Line reviews
SHENKO; First the scene on Horizon, then the babbling email, Shepard finds she's had enough and takes a moment of shore leave to screw her head back on. A little tequila doesn't hurt.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
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