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Joined 05-29-10, id: 2382046, Profile Updated: 01-19-14
Author has written 12 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Guys and Dolls.

“Art to me is an anecdote of the spirit, and the only means of making concrete the purpose of its varied quickness and stillness.”

Mark Rothko

"Reality is one of the possibilities I cannot afford to ignore."

Leonard Cohen

"I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent."

Thomas Raith

About Me: College student. Slowly losing my mind. Hot geek. Reader extraordinaire. And so obsessed with Rothko, BPips, and Leonard Cohen that I cry (a lot).

Fast Facts: I know far too much about criminology, art, and the brain.

I’m fluent in French, English, and Drunken English; my Polish is conversational at best and enough to have a very lucrative career as a prostitute.

I can flirt with a rock and successfully seduce it.

My relationship with anime began when I was very young and at my babysitter’s house, with her older daughter providing me with Sailor Moon in copious, unhealthy quantities. After that, I was introduced to manga from another friend, and since then, it has been a downhill battle against succumbing to my addiction.

Very sarcastic. Much dry humor. So Southern Belle.

About My Writing: I highly approve of proper spelling – grammar I’m rather lenient towards, unless it’s awful, with a few exceptions when it comes to word choice. Some of my pet peeves include:

“Your” and “You’re”: The former is a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective; the latter is a contraction of ‘you are’.

“To” and “Two” and “Too”: The first is an infinitive, as in ‘to run’; the second is the number; and the third is a word that means ‘moreover’ or ‘in addition’.

“They’re” and “Their” and “There”: The first is a contraction of ‘they are’; the second is a form of the possessive case of they used as an attributive adjective before a noun; the last means ‘at that place’.

I do not have a beta reader, but I do think that they are beneficial if you feel you need one. It’s a truth that not many people acknowledge, but not every word in the English language (or any language for that matter) can be sounded out phonetically.

On My Posting: Fanfiction is not my life. I have other responsibilities that must come first, and when I get an off-chance to write, then I’m usually working on my own books. It is only when my muse is being a royal bitch that I make my way to my own fanfictions. I’m very sorry if that upsets anyone or makes them believe that I am a flake. I will finish what I put out, but I do believe that people should understand that fanfiction is what I use to clear my brain for my first love(s): my own books.

Anyway, sorry that I got ranty. I do appreciate anyone who has checked this out – as a reader myself, I know that if I like someone’s work I check out their profile to see what else they’ve come up with and just to see what kind of person they are.

I'm super chill though. Get to know me. ;)

Thank you for stopping by!

Misfit Toy Hero Squad by Cassprincess reviews
After 372 years, another young man has been gifted with the power of fire after the crimson moon. Can thirteen young people and their new talents come together and protect each other from harm? Sci-fi!Puckleberry, Klaine, Finncedes, Chang-squared & More
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 175,418 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
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The Five Boyfriends of Fujioka Haruhi reviews
And the one that got to keep her...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
A Whisper of Fire in the Vein reviews
Haruhi is a good friend. But this is high school, and reputations are so easily slaughtered. Boys are jerks, but girls are mean. You just have to survive; rumors can be character-building too. AU and OOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Haruhi F. - Complete
ordinary eternal machinery reviews
She thinks it's so stupid and degrading how people won't actually say it. She's crazy. She knows that, and they know it too. That's why they're all stuck in this room for group therapy day after day. Acceptance is the first step to solving the problem.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
To Build Me Up For Sin So Fit reviews
There's the crossing and this space and this breaking, and if you fall into the breaking, then your life is all darkness and you are like us. We are the freaks of both yesteryear and tomorrow. And they want us.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Haruhi F.
Nothing But Star Wars reviews
The first time something very un-Haruhi-esque slips out of her mouth, at least around them, is after the Host Club has closed for the day, and they don't get it. Heavy mentions of the Force. No wookiees were harmed in the creation of this.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Of Whispers and Smirks reviews
She thinks it's really sad that, given the chance and the proper materials, she'd still draw his name, hers, and '4ever' in a heart on a notebook.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
trouble though he may be reviews
She really hates how everything in life is so non-canon. She hates the fact that she's, practically, made it canon again even more.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Adelaide - Complete
spinning circles in our souls reviews
It starts out with one boy. And a broken heart. It ends with another. And a heart so full that it sings.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Definitive Side of Happiness reviews
Because, for right now, and for eternity, she's content, she's happy, with her always definition.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Of Cherry Stems and Strawberry Starburst reviews
It started out innocently enough or so the always-oblivious female thought . What harm could rise from tying knots and unwrapping things, after all?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Voyeuristic reviews
In which the Host Club stumbles across Haruhi in some... "compromising" positions... and the boys never learn.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Completion reviews
For them all, she changed, becoming the idyllic, beautiful, individualized Venus. She could be flirtatious, or beautiful, or sweet, or dark, or silent. She was everything in a world of nothing. Haruhi x Host Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete