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Joined 05-29-10, id: 2382262, Profile Updated: 01-19-11
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Heyy I'm Sara, I love Jonny] to read books and Fanfictions and Molly is the most amazingly awesome person I've ever met!!!! She's just... OMG, just the best person I've ever met!!!!! :D (From Moggles, Paramoll check out her stories they're great yes, yes they are. I'm kidding, obviously.

I love to read series of books including

Maximum Ride

The Mortal Instruments

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Darkest Powers

Twilight. More like TwiShite, my dear tart.

And Many, Many more.

Hi. It's me. I wonder if you know who 'me' is. If you don't, then it's I. Do you know who I am? You should. You're a lesbian tart, but I wish I has your imagination :3 I loves you, Sart. Even if you do like gay paedophilic fairies. [Hey, Jonny fits into that category too! No need to mention him now then... oops. Shit.] :D If I'm a lesbian how could I love Johnny? Make your mind up my dear moggles :D Dude, Jonny's a girl. Thought that was a given? Oh my god! Im not a freakin lesbian or a tart or love Johnny

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Speak by Armygirl0604 reviews
Meet Fang-the foster kid who just can't get a break. Meet Max-the girl who's determined to make him feel welcome in her home. Is Fang just afriad to talk or is there something wrong with him? And is Max falling in love with her foster brother? Me no own.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
IMPRINTED by HornTippedHalo reviews
The Flock lands in Forks, Washington. They have no home, but they rarely fight for their lives. Sorry about the summary. It isn't the best. The story is better that the summary... JAX Part Two started.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,970 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Max, Jacob
The Ghost of You by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Post-Fang, Fang's POV, spoilers. Fang has a strange 'dream' of a marriage he doesn't exactly approve of... Drabble-y one-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Fang, Max
Theory of Love by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Max has to make a decision, but time's running out: she has to choose between true love, or something entirely chemical. What, or more importantly, who will she choose? And will she have time at all? Post-FANG. Hiatus, sorry?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,425 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Max, Fang
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Making Memories reviews
Max, her Mom and sisters move from NY to Arizona. They meet Fang and his family. Will Max and Fang be just friends or more? Will they grow apart or stay together? AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,327 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Max
Furry Surprises reviews
When a particular bird-kid shifts into a werewolf, Max's life changes. A hell of a lot. And with vampires around, too, what's happening to normal, saving-the-world life!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010
Replacements reviews
When Fang leaves the flock he doesn't know what to do. All he knows is that he must get away from Max to save her. He finds his way to the school and starts an adventure when he sees her in the window
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Fang