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Author has written 15 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Death Note, Alice in Wonderland, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, and Shugo Chara!.
umm im not gonna tell you my real name so just call me yvonna, I'm 15, and have a high reading level, but my writing is the worst, so when i put up story's there will be misspelled words but just tell me ok,
when i start a story it will proply take me awile to update it, sorry.
i love anime, but my favrites are
death note (near/L)
ouran high host club (hunny)
cased closed (i like most of the them)
im also a fan of yaoi, but i hate yuri, and yes im a girl.
and now stuff i found on ather peoples profiles!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the goblit of fire
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Prisoner of Azkaban and Deathly Hallows Part 1
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Fred and George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Neville Longbottom (Well, there's more but I don't want to type them all out :D)
But what house would you think you'll be in? ravenclaw
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? pevves
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Transfiguration & care for magical creaters
Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor McGonagall
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? chases
Who do you want to make friends with? Luna, Fred and George, Hermione
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna, Fred and George, Hermione
Why would he/she be your best buddy? Luna= because were both insane!!, Fred and George= i like pranks & I'm always up for a good laugh, Hermione= she's nice and it's good to have a friend who's smart Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna, Fred and George, hermione
What pet would you get? an elf Owl?
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? I don't really know
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? yes, of course.
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Outside= Smile and welcome him in, Inside= "HOLY CRAP!!!!
What would be his reaction to your reaction? idk
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? I would tell those who would understand
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? yes, i cant stand pain
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Fred Weasley
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. sirius black
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione Granger
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? black
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? yellow
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? red
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? pink
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? forest green
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Green
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? I'm having fun!!!
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I might drink a little every now and then.
Do you like the books more or the movies? I love them equally
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius
What would your Patronus take shape in? a fox or cat
What would be your Animagus form? a fox or cat...mabey a dog.
What subject do you want to be the best in? Transfiguration & care for magical creaters
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? sirius
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius
Hermione or Cho? Hermione
James Potter or Snape? James
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? animagus
Harry or Ron? Harry
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? viktor
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? peeves the poltergeist
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? zonkos joke shop.
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs.
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First
Is this survey fun or boring? fun
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead, cheesecake15, Gryffindor.girl.for.life, wHaT's In A pEn-Name, AnimeFlowerGirl, yvonna
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account
If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fuck, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
1. Your real name: yvonna
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):avnxnoy
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): yvoizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Orange kitten
5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name andthe street you live on): yvonna kiross
Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): medde
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, favdrink): purple Pepsi
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): frances evon
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): black kie
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, blondybrunette01, DisneyLady824, Hellfire1258, Courtney777,yvonna
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba ,no tears left to cry, Courtney777,yvonna
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit some freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia (sorry, I'm too much of a paranoid freak to risk weird shit.)