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Joined 05-30-10, id: 2382916, Profile Updated: 04-09-14
Author has written 13 stories for Lost In Space, Misc. Tv Shows, House of Mystery, Zatanna, House of Secrets, Batman, Now You See Me, and American Horror Story.

Hello, I am a twenty-eight year old writer/reader/lover of stories from the state of Texas who enjoys stories about horror, mystery, sci-fi, action, and adventure with a lot of dark humor mixed in.

Some writers I take personal inspiration from are: Neil Gaiman, Jack Oleck, Stephen King, Bruce Jones, Daniel Handler, Charles Dickens, and Dorothy Parker.

If you're interested, you can check out my Tumblr at http://theblogofmystery.tumblr.com/ to get a little more insight into all that is me.

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She Sleeps In His Track Jacket by Wonton Destruction reviews
Wednesday Addams is a Junior at fabled Miskatonic University, and she has her sights set on something other than her degree: Alaric Hartmann, the far-off descendant of Conan the Cimmerian, and Medical Student at Miskatonic. Wednesday hopes to claim his heart as only an Addams can, and together hold back the evils of the Mythos.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Wednesday A.
The Last of His House by President Bartlet reviews
"You are more than just a name to a house, Kal. You are something very special. I can only hope you find what you're looking for out there." What if Kal-El fell from the skies of another world? A tale of how a boy will grow to be a Man of Steel in the land of Westeros, and how the Game of Thrones will be played with a Superman to contend with.
Crossover - Superman & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/1/2013
The Endless Doctor by BeshterAngelus reviews
The Doctor's life has been shaped from the beginning by these strange beings known as the Endless. All find the Doctor fascinating and each leave an impression on his very long journey.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - 1st Doctor, Destiny - Complete
To whom does love belong? by Senile-felineS reviews
Does it belong to Dream, Desire or Delirium? Don't worry, not too philosophical. And hopefully not TOO romancy. DreamXOC
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Dream
Death and the Three Brothers by zeitgeist21st reviews
There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across.. and a girl with an ankh around her neck. The true story of how the Peverell Brothers first encountered Death. Originally published December 6th, 2011.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Death, Ignotus P. - Complete
Dracula Meets the Addams Family by AllWeSeeOrSeem reviews
Dracula spots Morticia Addams on a late night hunt. He instantly falls head over heels and quickly decides the world would be better off without Gomez Addams. Obviously don't own Addams Family or Dracula. But, it would be insanely amazing if I did!
Crossover - Dracula & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2009
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Raised By Cain reviews
Cain gets an unexpected surprise from Elvira in the form of Klarion The Witch Boy. How do these three characters tie together? Why is Cain training Klarion in the fine arts of caretaking and storytelling? Read and find out.
House of Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/2 - Complete
Dog-Boy 12: King of the Lames
The misadventures of Dog-Boy continue as he and Trixie go on their date. In between writing my last Dog-Boy fanfic and this one I read a lot of Charles Burns comics, including Dog Days, which Dog-Boy is based on, so in this story I've tried to incorporate a lot more of Burns' trademark weirdness than I did last time. I hope everyone enjoys it.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
Mystery In Space
Cain, the caretaker of The House of Mystery, and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark find themselves aboard The Satellite of Love along with Joel Robinson and his robot pals. Will they be trapped there forever and forced to watch B grade movies for the rest of their lives? Probably not, but go ahead and read anyway. *Special guest appearance by Space Cabbie!*
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & House of Mystery - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,641 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/24 - Complete
American Mystery Story reviews
Set after 2008's House of Mystery series, as well as the first three seasons of American Horror Story, this ongoing tale tells of how Cain the Caretaker comes to own one of the most haunted houses in America.
Crossover - House of Mystery & American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013
The Gathering reviews
When two corrupt businessmen unleash a mystical evil they cannot possibly hope to control upon the world, it's up to an elite team of magic users to come together in order to fight magic with magic. Work in progress.
Crossover - Zatanna & Now You See Me - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013
The Magic of Samhain
It's Halloween time at The House of Mystery, so you know some spooky stuff is in store. Join Cain, Abel, and a few surprise guests as they experience all the mischief, mayhem, and magic that the season has to offer.
House of Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
Seasons of Mystery
Set after the events of Vertigo's 2008 House of Mystery series, and before the house's appearance in Justice League Dark, this story attempts to bridge the gap between those two.
House of Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013
An Able Victim
Harley Quinn finds herself in The House of Secrets. This is not a Harley/Abel romance fic. Just two doormats commiserating. Enjoy.
Crossover - Batman & House of Secrets - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Harley Quinn - Complete
Costume Party
Four cursed trick-or-treaters find themselves a very long way from terror firma when they arrive at a Halloween party being held on board an interstellar space ship. As with any good Halloween party, those in attendance at this shindig may not be all that they seem. Based on characters appearing in House of Mystery Halloween Annual #2.
House of Mystery - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
The Caretaker's Trick
A sequel to The Magician's Secret. Abel, caretaker of The House of Secrets, attends a performance by his dear friend, Zatanna Zatara. Afterwards, they go out for coffee. What magic and dangers await them on the streets of New Orleans? Find out.
Crossover - House of Secrets & Zatanna - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Complete
The Magician's Secret
Zatanna Zatara has a secret rendezvous with a close friend.
Crossover - Zatanna & House of Secrets - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
Dog-Boy 11: Barking Up the Wrong Babe
A continuation of Charles Burns' awesome Dog-Boy shorts from MTV's Liquid Television. It picks up right where the last short, Calling All Cons, left off. Dog-Boy continues to tangle with his duel identities and meets an oddly alluring young lady.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Whatever Happened to Puppy? reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Penny's dog that she acquired in episode fourteen? This story sheds some light on the subject.
Lost In Space - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete