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Joined 05-30-10, id: 2382916, Profile Updated: 10-06-14
Author has written 30 stories for Lost In Space, Misc. Tv Shows, House of Mystery, Zatanna, House of Secrets, Batman, Child's Play, Inspector Gadget, Batman, Dukes of Hazzard, Sandman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Encyclopedia Brown series, House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, Now You See Me, American Horror Story, Lupin III, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Superman, Harry Potter, and Gravity Falls.

Hello, I'm a twenty-nine year old writer/reader/lover of stories from the state of Texas who enjoys tales of horror, mystery, sci-fi, action, and adventure with a lot of dark humor mixed in.

Some writers I take personal inspiration from are: Neil Gaiman, Jack Oleck, Stephen King, Bruce Jones, Daniel Handler, Charles Dickens, and Edgar Allan Poe.

If you're interested, you can check out my Tumblr at http://theblogofmystery.tumblr.com/ to get a little more insight into all that is me.

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She Sleeps In His Track Jacket by Wonton Destruction reviews
Wednesday Addams is a Junior at fabled Miskatonic University, and she has her sights set on something other than her degree: Alaric Hartmann, the far-off descendant of Conan the Cimmerian, and Medical Student at Miskatonic. Wednesday hopes to claim his heart as only an Addams can, and together hold back the evils of the Mythos.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,380 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Wednesday A.
A Game of Thrones: The House of Wayne by OccamsChainsaw15 reviews
While the lords of Westoros battle for the crown, the last living member of the House of Wayne wages his own war in the shadows. Told from the perspectives of characters as it is in the books. Current characters are: Bruce, Alfred, Gordon, Dick, Selina, Harvey Dent, and the Joker.
Crossover - Batman & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 289,751 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, James G., Richard G./Nightwing
Potter Bewitched by Kenny0208 reviews
Harry and the Dursleys are in for a surprise when one of Vernon's relatives brings his wife, Samantha, to dinner.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P.
The Last of His House by President Bartlet reviews
"You are more than just a name to a house, Kal. You are something very special. I can only hope you find what you're looking for out there." What if Kal-El fell from the skies of another world? A tale of how a boy will grow to be a Man of Steel in the land of Westeros, and how the Game of Thrones will be played with a Superman to contend with.
Crossover - Superman & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/1/2013
The Endless Doctor by BeshterAngelus reviews
The Doctor's life has been shaped from the beginning by these strange beings known as the Endless. All find the Doctor fascinating and each leave an impression on his very long journey.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2013 - 1st Doctor, Destiny - Complete
To whom does love belong? by Senile-felineS reviews
Does it belong to Dream, Desire or Delirium? Don't worry, not too philosophical. And hopefully not TOO romancy. DreamXOC - Update, this story is on hiatus until I can get the inspiration to finish it.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Dream
Death and the Three Brothers by zeitgeist21st reviews
There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across.. and a girl with an ankh around her neck. The true story of how the Peverell Brothers first encountered Death. Originally published December 6th, 2011.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Death, Ignotus P. - Complete
The Courtship of Wednesday Addams by See You Next Thursday reviews
Eddie Munster falls in love with Wednesday Addams while in college and he tries his hardest to make Wednesday love him back. Will it work? Lydia Deetz from the Beetlejuice movies makes appearances
Crossover - Addams Family & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Wednesday A.
Dead Girl Superstars by FlatlinedGamer reviews
One-shot. Three sisters get a huge surprise at an old run down ranch. Not for peeps that just want blood and gore. Don't have plans to write a full story from it unless asked to by enough people.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
A Dark Knight Over Sin City by capyle reviews
Gotham's worst criminals have escaped from Arkham. As always, it's up to Batman to bring them in. The only problem is that they're not in Gotham anymore. They're now in Sin City. Things are about to get a lot more complicated.
Crossover - Batman & Sin City - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - The Joker - Complete
Dracula Meets the Addams Family by AllWeSeeOrSeem reviews
Dracula spots Morticia Addams on a late night hunt. He instantly falls head over heels and quickly decides the world would be better off without Gomez Addams. Obviously don't own Addams Family or Dracula. But, it would be insanely amazing if I did!
Crossover - Dracula & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2009
A Real Blessing by Motor City Mistress reviews
Do you remember Little Wolf? The baby in the jar? Just how DID he come to be? I wanted to write a story about how he was made and then not-really-born. It's got a little Otis x OFC, so bear with me if you aren't into that. There is also character death.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Death and the Captain by Trinity Day reviews
Old Nick? That’s nothing. Every pirate worth his weight has met Nick at least once. Now I’ve a story worth hearing. I once met Death yet here I am, alive to tell the tale. There’s not many that can claim the same.
Crossover - Sandman & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
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Keep Your Paws Where I Can See 'Em
Two collectors of the strange converge in Arizona, where they compete for a rare artifact.
Crossover - House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,025 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/3 - Dipper P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
The Dukes Get Spooked
The Duke boys meet Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Elvira: Mistress of the Dark - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,316 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/26 - Luke D., Bo D., Elvira, Gonk - Complete
The Mysterious Marriage reviews
Cain renounce his immortality to unite mystery and dreams? Say it isn't so. This was suggested to me by Tumblr user scourgestar1, and tells the story leading up to Cain marrying Lady Bethany of The Mysterious Empire, as seen in issue #42 of House of Mystery.
House of Mystery - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/1
The Endless Mirror reviews
Who created The Mirror of Erised? Where did it come from? What is its purpose? The story behind the mirror is endless.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
The Case of the Unexpected Reunion reviews
A familiar face from Encyclopdia's past returns after he has grown up and left the crime solving life behind him.
Encyclopedia Brown series - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Complete
Moon Over My Harvey reviews
Sabrina thinks Harvey isn't paying enough attention to her, so she finds a boyfriend who is a little more attentive. Unfortunately she gets more than she bargained for when this new boy turns out to be a werewolf. This actually takes place in the comic book's universe, but I didn't see a category for it there.
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2014
Small Hazzards reviews
Boss Hogg and Lex Luthor team up to make trouble for both Hazzard County and Smallville, Kansas.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Boss Hogg/Jefferson H., L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
An Ice Place To Visit
Following the events of The Caretaker's Trick and The Magician's Secret, Abel and Zatanna attend a hockey game in Gotham City together. All goes well until an icy villain shows up and makes trouble.
Crossover - House of Secrets & Zatanna - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Complete
The Last Temptation of Desire reviews
Desire visits The Dreaming, where it runs into an old acquaintance. What will happen when an infamous man from the past gets caught in the crossfire between these two? Read and find out. *Featuring characters from Sandman, The Dreaming, and American history* Suggested to me by a Tumblr follower.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Desire - Complete
The Duke of Briarcliff
Bo Duke finds himself the newest patient at Briarcliff Manor after he has another close encounter with some of Little Cousin's friends. Rated T for now, but we'll see how bad things get.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Bo D., Sister Jude
House of 1,000 Hazzards reviews
The Duke boys find themselves spending an evening with the Firefly clan during a trip down to Texas. Rated M for some language, violence, and sexual situations.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Luke D., Bo D. - Complete
Mistress Of The Dark Knight
A drabble about what happens when The Mistress Of The Dark and The Dark Knight cross paths.
Crossover - Batman & Elvira: Mistress of the Dark - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Elvira - Complete
Seasons of Mystery
Set after the events of Vertigo's 2008 House of Mystery series, and before the house's appearance in Justice League Dark, this story attempts to bridge the gap between those two.
House of Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,840 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013
Killer Dolls reviews
Harleen Quinzel meets a new friend at Arkham Asylum. A friend named Tiffany who has just as much experience with mad love as she does. What will happen when these two hopeless and deranged romantics join forces? Read and find out. Rated M for language and violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Batman & Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Harley Quinn
Before It Was Cool
A short drabble about what happens when Chucky and Tiffany show up in Gotham City and find that they're not as unique as they think. Rated M for language mostly.
Crossover - Batman & Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Complete
The Inspectors reviews
A little drabble thing I wrote after it was suggessted to me by a coworker. I always thought the worlds of Lupin and Gadget had a similar look and feel, so I went ahead and put them together. If enough people like this, maybe I'll expand it into a full on story.
Crossover - Inspector Gadget & Lupin III - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Complete
House of Chucky
A short, sort of drabble, that was suggested to me via Tumblr. Chucky finds himself in The House of Mystery. It's slightly more than 100 words, but oh well.
Crossover - Child's Play & House of Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
Condemned
Cain has an unusual encounter with the one and only love of his life.
House of Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Complete
Raised By Cain reviews
Cain gets an unexpected surprise from Elvira in the form of Klarion The Witch Boy. How do these three characters tie together? Why is Cain training Klarion in the fine arts of caretaking and storytelling? Read and find out.
House of Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Complete
Dog-Boy 12: King of the Lames
The misadventures of Dog-Boy continue as he and Trixie go on their date. In between writing my last Dog-Boy fanfic and this one I read a lot of Charles Burns comics, including Dog Days, which Dog-Boy is based on, so in this story I've tried to incorporate a lot more of Burns' trademark weirdness than I did last time. I hope everyone enjoys it.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Complete
Mystery In Space
Cain, the caretaker of The House of Mystery, and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark find themselves aboard The Satellite of Love along with Joel Robinson and his robot pals. Will they be trapped there forever and forced to watch B grade movies for the rest of their lives? Probably not, but go ahead and read anyway. *Special guest appearance by Space Cabbie!*
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & House of Mystery - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,641 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Complete
American Mystery Story reviews
Set after 2008's House of Mystery series, as well as the first three seasons of American Horror Story, this ongoing tale tells of how Cain the Caretaker comes to own one of the most haunted houses in America.
Crossover - House of Mystery & American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013
The Gathering reviews
When two corrupt businessmen unleash a mystical evil they cannot possibly hope to control upon the world, it's up to an elite team of magic users to come together in order to fight magic with magic. Work in progress.
Crossover - Zatanna & Now You See Me - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013
The Magic of Samhain
It's Halloween time at The House of Mystery, so you know some spooky stuff is in store. Join Cain, Abel, and a few surprise guests as they experience all the mischief, mayhem, and magic that the season has to offer.
House of Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
An Able Victim reviews
Harley Quinn finds herself in The House of Secrets. This is not a Harley/Abel romance fic. Just two doormats commiserating. Enjoy.
Crossover - Batman & House of Secrets - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Harley Quinn - Complete
Costume Party reviews
Four cursed trick-or-treaters find themselves a very long way from terror firma when they arrive at a Halloween party being held on board an interstellar space ship. As with any good Halloween party, those in attendance at this shindig may not be all that they seem. Based on characters appearing in House of Mystery Halloween Annual #2.
House of Mystery - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
The Caretaker's Trick
A sequel to The Magician's Secret. Abel, caretaker of The House of Secrets, attends a performance by his dear friend, Zatanna Zatara. Afterwards, they go out for coffee. What magic and dangers await them on the streets of New Orleans? Find out.
Crossover - House of Secrets & Zatanna - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Complete
The Magician's Secret
Zatanna Zatara has a secret rendezvous with a close friend.
Crossover - Zatanna & House of Secrets - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
Dog-Boy 11: Barking Up the Wrong Babe
A continuation of Charles Burns' awesome Dog-Boy shorts from MTV's Liquid Television. It picks up right where the last short, Calling All Cons, left off. Dog-Boy continues to tangle with his duel identities and meets an oddly alluring young lady.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Whatever Happened to Puppy? reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Penny's dog that she acquired in episode fourteen? This story sheds some light on the subject.
Lost In Space - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete