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Joined 05-30-10, id: 2383009, Profile Updated: 07-15-13
Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, Sherlock, Assassin's Creed, and Minecraft.

Howdy,

I AM PINEFRESH65

PROFILE

NAME: Pinefresh65 but in about 20 years time you will call me LORD OF ALL HUMANS

AGE: 879 years


LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS SO WHY THE HECK NOT?

Things I am obsessed with:

- Sherlock Holmes

- Sherlock

- Sly Cooper

- Resident Evil

- Assassin's Creed

- Ratchet and Clank

- Tomb Raider

- Horrible Histories

- Silent Hill


IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING:

Cover Images: I'm not going to spend precious time on a tiny image you'll only look at for a split second, so I set a timer for 15 mins and speed-make it in GIMP. (Pretty much getting the images then abusing the magic wand and blur tools.) That's why they're cheesy and pretty much the same thing :)


I'm sorry, but I love doing these:

Choose Your Favorite Characters and do this!

1. Harry Mason (SH1)

2. James Sunderland (SH2)

3. Heather Mason (SH3)

4. Henry Townshend (SH4)

5. Travis Grady (SHO)

6. Alex Shepherd (SHH)

7. Murphy Pendleton (SHD)

8. Ratchet (Ratchet and Clank)

9. Clank (Ratchet and Clank)

10. Walter Sullivan (SH4)

11. Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper)

12. Cynthia Velasquez (SH4)

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1. What would you say if 6 (Alex) gave you a flower?

“Oh, thank you.” :)

2. Do you think 4 (Henry) is hot? How hot?

Uh, I dunno… He’s not ugly…? (I’m not sure how to tell)

3. What food do you think would be 3's (Heather’s) favourite?

Bagels. Bagels are good. I like bagels, so she must also if she values her life.

4. Choose a theme song for 7 (Murphy)

Silent Hill Downpour: Main theme

5. If 11 (Sly Cooper) owed you a favour, what would you ask for?

I would ask him to steal a slushie from the local supermarket for me, or I would make him teach me his master-thief moves.

6. What book would 5 (Travis) read?

He doesn’t seem like the reading type, probably a magazine of some description.

7. What would you say if 12 (Cynthia) dumped 11 (Sly Cooper) for you?

Well I would be immeasurably glad that Sly has been forced onto greener and less disturbing pastures, but sad that he has been dumped, and absolutely terrified of Cynthia. I don't want any special friggin' favours.

8. What is 8's (Ratchet's) favourite colour?

Umm... red? Green, like Clank's eyes..? ;) Just kidding, they're a weird pairing I would never approve of.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Harry/ Ratchet) fluff?

It doesn't exist, but I would like to see Harry bake Ratchet a cake or Ratchet help Harry through Silent Hill or something. :3

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Murphy/ Cynthia) hurt/comfort fic.

That "special favour"

11. What would be the first word 4 (Henry) says to 11 (Sly Cooper)?

“Hey” or something along those lines… you said first WORD. If first sentence: "What the Hell? Why are you in my apartment?"

12. Have you read a story with 9 (Clank) in it?

Yup. I have read many a Ratchet and Clank fanfic.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write 11 (Sly Cooper)?

My friends list is barren.

14. Choose three words to describe 3 (Heather)

Female, Caucasian, Blonde...

15. 10 (Walter) steals your toothbrush. What do you say?

“Are you going to stab yourself in the neck with THAT too?”

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Ratchet), what song would you choose?

Death to squishies!! :D :D

17. Make a name for a Hurt/Comfort fic with 4 (Henry) and 6 (Alex).

A name? I’m not good with names…

18. 5 (Travis) says they hate you. What's your reply?

Slowly dying inside* “Mm? Why’s that?”

19. How does 4 (Henry) know 7 (Murphy)?

Well, in Downpour, you could interpret Murphy as breaking into Henry’s apartment.

20. How Emo is 8 (Ratchet)?

I can imagine him being a bit emo.

21. By the way, I set you up on a date with Two (James)

So long as he doesn’t bring any pillows… he’s a pretty nice guy.

22. How would you feel if Seven /Eight (Murphy/ Ratchet) were in a fight?

Murphy would get his ass kicked BIG TIME. I hope Ratchet takes it a bit easy on him, Murphy doesn't deserve a full-on ass whooping.

23. What would you think if you found 5 (Travis) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

He hates me and is friends with my “relative”? But… if it’s the relative I’m thinking about, they don’t like Travis that much. D’:

24. How would you react if you saw 8 and 11 (Ratchet and Sly) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Erm... carry on. (It's probably a conspiracy or plan of some description.)

25. How would you feel if 2 (James) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Very unhappy, but I can’t imagine him doing that.

26. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find 10 (Walter) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

OMGWTFGETTHEHOLYCANDLESANDUMBILICALCORD.

27. What would you think if 1 (Harry) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If 1 (Harry) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if 1 (Harry) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Slaps and force-feeds him some health drink* Harry, what are you doing?! You’ll get an infection!

28. What would you feel this second if 4 (Henry) gave you a daisy right now?

Joy. And possibly a little confusion.

29. 7, 9, and 4 (Murphy, Clank and Henry) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

“whaa..? Where’s my Pulaski axe/ Ceremonial dagger/ Nail gun/ Emergency hammer/ Katana/ Shovel/ Great Knife/ Rusty axe/ Light saber/ Meat hook/ RYNO V/ Constructo Pistol/ Tesla Claw/ Pyrocitor/ Concussion Cannon/ Negotiator when I need it?"

30. What would happen if Six (Alex) got One (Harry) pregnant?

WHAAAAAAT..?! I don’t even… How d- wut..?

31. 2 and 11 (James and Sly) are your teachers, what do you do?

Can this please happen?


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The Bogdanov Effect by Liashi FNA Sora reviews
Who heals the Medic when he brings injury on himself? BLU Medic is about to find out. Gen.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Demoman, Medic - Complete
Silent Hill: Reunion by Argon1337 reviews
The main villains, and Josh gather together, and are given a second chance to finish off their old adversaries by joining forces, and combining their creatures together. Can Harry, James, Heather, Travis, Henry, Alex, Eric, Murphy, and friends survive?
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 564,230 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011
What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
What it says on the tin.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,416 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - DI Lestrade
Things You Should Know by Anowen18 reviews
Lestrade needs a place to stay for a few days. He asks John if he can stay at Baker Street, but John's going to be out of town. The resulting e-mails. UPDATE: Now translated to Russian here: www. ficbook. net/readfic/892392 and translated to Polish here: /s/9460806/1/Things-You-Should-Know-PL
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
By the Side of the Road by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
A trip for a case goes wrong when the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere and Lestrade learns that a good way to get Sherlock to talk is being stranded with nothing to do.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Death of Harry Mason: The Real Story by ClairvoyantMoonchild reviews
Because I steadfastly refuse to believe a giant lizard-giant moth-demon dog-demon monkey-demon cockroach-demon pterodactyl-Incubus killer like Harry Mason died as easily as Silent Hill 3 would have you believe. Here's how it really happened. Beware of complete OOC-ness.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry M. - Complete
Running by SunnyLen reviews
Run for your life Daniel. Run.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Daniel - Complete
Scumbag Assassin! by Arhani 'Hanny' Daforcena reviews
Inspired by the "Scumbag Assassin" memes on the Internet, this series of drabbles follows the misadventures of the beloved Assassin Mentor, Ezio Auditore, through the eyes and perspective of the people that he works so hard to liberate from oppression, where they notice strange things about their surroundings... or were they expertly hidden Assassin logistics?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Ezio A., Niccolò Machiavelli
Her Boys by nachalainne reviews
Sally's come down with a cold or possibly the Black Death , so she goes home early. Luckily - and despite a major snowstorm - her boys are always there to help her out.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, DI Lestrade - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Law Is Boring by burntheheart reviews
Jim's rambly, overly-bored thoughts as he stands in court. !mildspoiler!cussing!arseyjim
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Bored Games by SparksMayFly reviews
Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that's not how the game works.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Strange Encounter by weeaBro reviews
One of the monsters of Alexander's castle happens upon a strange creature and becomes curious
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Daniel - Complete
Best Nativity Ever! by burntheheart reviews
Lestrade has to watch his daughter's nativity. He invites everyone to come watch - well, almost everyone. Certainly, no-one invited the foreign assasins. happyxmaseveryone!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alexander's Plan by Blackbird71 reviews
Alexander and his servants are bored, so the Baron comes up with a way to entertian them...
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Alexander, Agrippa - Complete
Texts from Archenemies by Sherlock Emrys reviews
Co- Authored with PenguinPlayingTheViolin. Text conversations between Sherlock, Moriarty, Watson and Mycroft. No slash, all PG unless the idea of exploding people scares you and in that case what the hell are you doing watching Sherlock?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Apps by Merrete reviews
Moriarty gave Sherlock and John an iPhone. But no charger. The battery won't last forever, so they decide to buy as many things as they could before it dies. Because hey, they're not paying for it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three Perfect Little Girls by Ambikai reviews
Sherlock creates the PowerPuff Girls: three perfect little girls from sugar, spice, everything nice ... and some fungus in a petri dish. John is not amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Missing by ijustwanttobeabritishman reviews
There's a killer on the loose, and he's hitting very close to home. Sarah, Molly, Harry... Will John and Sherlock find him before it's too late? Rated for multiple character death and general insanity. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Holmes vs Holmes by Falco aesalon reviews
When several different film interpretations of Sherlock Holmes are put in the same room, rivalries are born and arguements will brew. Pretty OOC, but no slash. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Great Game in Quicktime by Nightengale reviews
And the third of the cracky written fun Sherlock episodes. Check my profile for the other two.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Blind Banker in Quicktime by Nightengale reviews
The script parodies continue! Enjoy the epic CRACK! Check out my profile for A Study in Pink in Quicktime!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Pink in Quicktime by Nightengale reviews
Pardoy of the episode in script form! Kind of like the 15 minute form.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stay With Me by HarmonyMarguerite reviews
After Holmes' death, Watson keeps his brain in a jar. Warnings: Character Death, Insanity, Body Parts in Jars. Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
A Flying Commentary by MamaLaz reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
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The Reichenbach Redemption reviews
To everyone's shock and amazement, the first person to find evidence proving Sherlock's innocence, and confirming Moriarty's existence, is... Anderson?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Anderson
Requiescat in pace, Sherlock reviews
Sherlock is an Assassin, Moriarty is - of course - a Templar.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sherlock H.
50 Ways To Die: Dylan Style reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, It has PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP. You know it's gonna be good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
Slender reviews
Sherlock and John have an unpleasant encounter with The Slenderman. Warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hell hath no fury like Harriet Watson reviews
Moriarty had done it, he'd woven an inescapable web of conspiracy, lies and suspicion around Sherlock, resulting in The Consulting Detective's suicide. Despite all of Moriarty's careful planning, however, he left out one tiny but fatal detail, Harriet Watson has a powerful right hook.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Harry W. - Complete
Sherlockcraft reviews
Pretty much a crackfic I came up with while on a sugar high. What would the Tv show Sherlock be like in the Minecraft universe?
Crossover - Sherlock & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock: When They Cry reviews
Sherlock and John are sent to the small town of Riverview to investigate the town's darkest secret: Every year, a member of the town is killed, and another mysteriously disappears. Will they be able to solve the case before they become the next victims?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Twilight My way reviews
Twilight, only the characters have had their personalities and flaws twisted, warped and amplified until Bella was insane, Edward was paranoid and Mike... well... he wasn't the lucky one... Not recommended if you think Twilight/ Ed has to be perfect. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Edward