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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Um, so I guess I should say something here since I now have submitted a story and have seen that people have actually come to this page.

Of course I can't help wondering if the only people interested in my inforrmation are those same people that come running when someone says "Ew, this tastes so disgusting..try it." But hey, still glad you came to visit, right?

I live on the east coast of the US. I don't want to get any more specific in case a writers lynching party is calculating coordinates or something.

I happened upon Twilight by accident. I happened upon fan fiction by a misguided link. I happened upon slash by a haphazard search. And people say there is no such thing as fate...or is that Sasquatch-either way, I believe in them both!

Hope you like my writing, or that it at least doesn't incite you to violence.

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Early Bird by cocoalvin reviews
Opposites attract or so they say. Our boss is incredibly attracted to his new employee, but he'd also like to wring his neck. How does this early bird catch his worm? Sequel to Insomnia. Each chapter is a 1000 word short. AU/AH Edward/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 94,528 - Reviews: 3518 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5033 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Blind Faith by maia smith reviews
Jasper relocates to Seattle for a new job. He joins a "gentlemen's club" and a bizarre relationship results. He befriends Edward Cullen the son of the Firms founder. He's hot and bothered but Edward is straight. Will Jasper get his happy ending?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,822 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
The Valley Of Your Heart by rhythm junkie reviews
THIS IS MY ENTRY FOR THE LOVE LIKE FIRE CONTEST. :::HOSTESS PICK WINNER!::: Edward has always been there for Jasper but will Jasper see that? AH/OOC/AU Please note that this is a SLASH story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Edge of Love by OCDJen reviews
Jasper Whitlock- One of the most dangerous mob bosses in the world. Edward Cullen - MI6 agent, sent in undercover to bring him down. What happens when the mission is corrupted with love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,408 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Insomnia by cocoalvin reviews
They are not hours gained, they are hours lost. Insomnia! AU/AH, Slash. *100 x 100 word drabbles*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Unintended by faintheartednot reviews
A chance meeting at an airport turns Jasper's world on its head. He plans for nearly everything, but never for him. Sometimes, the most unexpected things are the best. E/J slash. D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,876 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Eggnog Effect by bananapancakes7 reviews
Jasper's convinced that he's a little known blip on the object of his affection's radar, but an office Christmas party and a cup of a seasonal horrific favorite might just change everything. Js/E. Slash. Gift fic for ThatPanicGirlE for YuleTwi'd Gay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Okay by mrsbeas reviews
Edward feels an instant connection when meeting his brother's college roommate, but ends up hurt when he finds him in a compromising position. What will Edward do when Emmett invites Jasper home for Thanksgiving? AH, AU, E/J SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Universe is Spinning reviews
Quiet Jasper Whitlock is just trying to survive his senior year at Forks High, but that might be tough when he's constantly feeling the orbital pull from HIM. J/E SLASH. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Jasper, Edward