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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

This story is about a little girl who is abused. If you care about it, put it in your profile: My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, what else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a thing wrong, or else I'm locked all the day long. When I awake, I'm all alone, the house is dark, my folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse, my name he calls, I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words. He says it's my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me, and yells at me some more. I finally get free and head for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with bad words still spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream, but it was much too late, his face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, again and again. Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door, while I lay motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, and I am but three. Tonight, my daddy murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee.My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay.Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die.She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better.Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower.It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy. Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows.Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide._

Murphy's War Law

Friendly fire - isn't.

Recoilless rifles - aren't.

Suppressive fires - won't.

You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-when they're ready.
-when you're not.

No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
The Ol' Ranger's addendum: Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!

The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

The easy way is always mined.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

If the enemy is within range, so are you.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.

Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

Tracers work both ways.

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

Weather ain't neutral.

If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.

Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.'

The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

Napalm is an area support weapon.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The one item you need is always in short supply.

Interchangeable parts aren't.

It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.

Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).

Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else.

When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

Murphy was a grunt.

Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

The crucial round is a dud.

Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him.

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet.

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

Walking point = sniper bait.

Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss.

Don't be conspicuous; in the combat zone it draws fire, out of the combat zone it draws sergeants, if they can see you, so can the enemy... All or any of the above combined.

Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit.

Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

A half filled canteens a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.

When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.

It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.

If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.

If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.

Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.

There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both.
Addendum: When he's not there, when you're not there, or both.

Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case."

You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.

Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.

You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.

You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.

Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

"Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms.

Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy.

Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.

Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.

Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

Being shot hurts.

Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded.

There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

C-4 can make a dull day fun.

There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose.

If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils.

If you lose you don't care.

Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow, what is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem.

Always make sure someone has a can opener.

Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

Flying is better than walking, walking is better than running, running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is, technically, a form of flying.

If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is Not A Good Idea!
-A combat vet will know the sound of an unfamiliar weapon in an instant and will point and shoot.
-Not only that, AKs use green tracers which mean "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out".

As has been noted, "Friendly fire isn't!"

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"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
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Mistakes by Cadsuane reviews
AU. What if Maric did know about Alistair's life in Redcliffe and decided to do something about it?
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The Pride of Sunnydale by The Saint Of Killers reviews
When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?
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Bound together by magical bracers, Ranma and Ryouga must go to Roanapur to fix the problem. Unfortunately for them, they'll need money to do it, and they're forced to find work in the city of Roanapur or be stuck together forever!
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Enslaved by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?
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Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
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Falcon by The Solar Surfer reviews
What does one do when suddenly gifted with amazing powers? Become a hero? A villain? Or perhaps pretend its not real. A girl stuck in such a situation suffers the consequences when she makes the wrong choice, and begins a crusade against those who've crossed her family, and must team up with a certain red-and-blue Webhead to succeed in her quest. Some OCxEddie B./Venom. COMPLETED.
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Radiant Nights by JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.]
Final Fantasy X: Otherworld by RJtheClown reviews
Sin. The destroyer that has terrorised Spira for a millennium. Fallen summoner Braska begins the pilgrimage of Yevon in a bid to end Sin's chaos. With his guardian Auron, Braska enlists the aid of a drunkard named Jecht, who claims to be a Blitzball player from the mythical lost city of Zanarkand. Can Braska bring the Eternal Calm? And can Jecht return home to make things right?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,436 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jecht, Auron
The Dragonborn's Keeper by Zoop reviews
Waking up in a prisoner wagon when you thought you were playing a game is no way to start your day. But who's going to be the Dragonborn? The arachnophobic off-worlder with no survival skills, or the Orc prisoner who gets stuck with her?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC, Khajiit, Orsimer
Tactician's Pride by RyanEX reviews
A re-telling of the classic FE 7 story with a hopefully more realistic take on it
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Tactician/Mark, Lyndis
The Familiars of Zero by Corvus no Genmu reviews
One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 298,163 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Louise, OC - Complete
Foundling by freakyanimegal reviews
(-Picture is of the mother-) She found him at the sacred ground, at the holy site of the King of Spirits. Odd, for a human child to be abandoned so far into the forest, even more odd for a child to be found at Origin's shrine. Still, she couldn't just leave him there.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kratos A., Origin
The Obsidian Dawn by Bramblespite reviews
During Onyxia's mission in Stormwind, the mercenaries rise and the Black Dragonflight dwindles. After the most devastating losses in Azerothian history, the Flight must claw its way back from the brink of extinction and once again into glory.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 461,180 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bolvar Fordragon, Onyxia - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 5,464 - Follows: 5,445 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
Slayer by Beast of Burton reviews
A Fallout crossover. History may remember her as the Lone Wanderer, but those who crossed her path knew her by another name, and knew she was not alone. Rated for violence.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Buffy S., Faith L.] Xander H., Willow R.
From Andersen Sanders by Clar the Pirate reviews
The Little Mermaid, but only if she decided she didn't really love the prince and took to gallivanting about the known world instead.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,816 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
The Anti SelfInsert by freakyanimegal reviews
-pic by Dayz26- He was for the most part a normal American teenager. Y'know, aside from the fact his father had taken him to Earth when he was three and raised him there, his name was Lloyd Aurion and he got dragged back to Sylvarant by Yuan. Other than that, normal.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,326 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Lloyd I.
If One Believed by PianoxForte reviews
Not your typical Bardock survives Planet Vegeta's destruction story.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,535 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Bardock, Raditz, Goku, Bulma
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 6,667 - Follows: 3,820 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,512 - Reviews: 5279 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Living Up To The Name by TheDivineDemon reviews
Grief hits us all and when it comes how we handle it can send ripples across the world. Watch as Xander Harris deals with his own and evolves from it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,096 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Xander H.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Beer Bad... Maybe by DaBear reviews
How the Episode SHOULD have ended. Buffy/Xander
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 6/30/2001 - Buffy S., Xander H.
Warrior Of Art by Lorze The Brookes reviews
A young girl is thrust back in time, and becomes part of the Three Kingdoms. Will she be able to overcome her challenges, and fulfill her destiny? Rated for violence and language. OCLT, some SSXGN. Please review, it's not hard. Guess what - Chapter 25 is up!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,729 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/21/2008
Little Mistake by Lucillia reviews
AU, After several centuries, the Council finally closes a loophole in the code and decides to set an example to teach the Padawans that certain actions have consequences. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, he's that example!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
Amorously Minded by Redrangerpower reviews
Nobody suffers the weirdness, and sometimes poetic justice, of fate quite like the sexually promiscuous. This is what Tony Stark and Morrigan Aensland found out after one too many late night trysts. *Currently undergoing revisions. Chapter 2 rewrite posted.*
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,848 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Iron Man, Lilith, Morrigan A., Spider-Man
The Time Traveler's Wife: Smallville Style by RedTailedHawkens reviews
Clark Kent is a time-traveler. With no control over his ability, he has allowed his power and fear control his life. That is, until he meets a spunky reporter who knows everything about him, including that some day he will love her. Based on movie.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S.
The King's Advice by Lord Machiavelli's Understudy reviews
Before the Grail War even began, Shirou met a proud woman in the park. Little did he know that this innocuous encounter would mark the beginning of a great tale of adventure, heroism, and perhaps, if he is very lucky, a little romance. (Female Gilgamesh)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Gilgamesh, Shirō E.
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Ever After by Zerbinetta reviews
Bann Teagan makes good on his affections towards a highly flabbergasted mage. The trouble with proposing to the center of a love triangle you're not really part of is the reaction of the other two sides. Those being? Hilarity and panic, of course!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,064 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Teagan G., Surana
Ronin & Sophomore by chronodekar reviews
AU: One is already a Toudai student, the other has failed the entrance exams. In addition to getting married, they also need to take care of the family lodge and bring in new tenants. This is the story about different people who find what they need the most at the Hinata Sou.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,293 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Keitaro U., Motoko A.
And If That Don't Work? by Sunshine Temple reviews
CH12 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 254,979 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2008
Fate Far Side by Arashi Leonhart reviews
While Shiki is away, Shirou comes to play at the Tohno estate. A combination of FSN and each Far Side route of Tsukihime.
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,976 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kohaku, Shirō E. - Complete
Xander the Vampire Slayer Book One by CaspR383 reviews
Note to self, cough! remember to stand up-wind when staking a vampire."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Xander H.
Falling into the Abyss by Chang-Tong reviews
Samantha wasn't a fighter, nor has she ever been taught to survive. She was just a typical sheltered highschool student who likes to play games for fun, yet she was forced to go through the events of the ToA world and take up lessons on both for her own sake, or else die there. A Self-Insert fic. On Hiatus.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 200,408 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - OC
Mass Effect: Iron Rebirth by Mashadar reviews
Killed in action, Shepard is deemed lost to all save those who run Project Lazarus. But when betrayal strikes well before the Project is near completion, only one option is left to save him. An experimental brain to machine transplant. The Iron Rebirth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,180 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Shepard
Duty Calls by Zoop reviews
Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, OC, Orsimer - Complete
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
The Praxeum Chronicles The Blessed Light by Stephen R Sobotka reviews
There are divisions of faction, class, race and duty. But when two beings are brought together by happenstance, they will not only change each other, but the entire world of Azeroth. BOOK ONE COMPLETE / BEGINS BOOK TWO!
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,096 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Human, Blood Elf
The Dark Lords Strike Back by claymade reviews
As Queen Metallia nears release, those who oppose her prepare themselves for battle. Now, between the Dark Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, and the martial artists the fate of humanity will be decided... and a course will be set to the future.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 76,297 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Try Again by MagnoliaSunrise reviews
Tragedy and torture constantly followed Vanora, right up to the day she was sold into prostitution by her Uncle-cum-Step-Father. Some unexpected events, however, will change her life forever. MxF. Feedback would be the best thing ever!
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Human, Troll
It's the shinobi life for us by Davros reviews
Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention. Unfortunately, this story is now very, very dead.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,837 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ranma
Abysmal Liquidity by FurudeRika reviews
Self-insert fic. Anh wakes up to find herself somehow in the an unfamiliar setting. She ends up in a predicament when Jade suddenly steps in and helps her financially. The downside? Anh is in debt with Jade and now she has to work for him.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 148,789 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jade, Luke
Tales of Warp: Symphonia by Idiot Lloyd and Genuis Genis reviews
Another self-insert, created by me and my friend Genis! Though...what if, instead of going into a GameCube, Stonehenge was the Earth's Otherwordly Gate? Please read and review!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009
Zero Interface by Golden Arms reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
More to Being a Knight by Littlegraycells28 reviews
When Sonic is ripped from his own reality into another, he is forced to take up a new weapon in order to liberate this new world from the tyranny of its corrupted king. Part AU, part novelization of SatBK with specific attention to detail. SonicxPercival
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sonic, Sir Pericival
White Knight! by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
A Buffy the Vampire SlayerStatic Shock! Crossover Xander manages to get a bit further than Oxford on his summer “trip of discovery”, and is in Dakota City just in time to help a young black kid get home after the ‘Big Bang’.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 85,152 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 12/14/2004
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
A Southern Californian in King Cailan's Court by Zute reviews
Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 288,459 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A., Loghain M. T., Riordan - Complete
Herald of the Void by Nim Maj reviews
My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Louise - Complete
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [J. Garson, Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
Failure Meet Failure by Midnakdak reviews
Louise summons Naruto right after he fails the academy graduation test. The two failures grow and support each other through trials and tribulations. Formerly Dobe of Zero
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,462 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Naruto U., Louise
He Can't See It by Brother Bludgeon reviews
Xander's good deed doesn't go unpunished, leaving him trapped in Sunnydale High way after hours. A chance meeting in the dark lets him see someone when no one else would. Response to a challenge by dogbertcarroll
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Xander H.
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Strange Pairings by mutive reviews
Random kink meme fills that don't fit anywhere else. In this installation, a man destroyed by magic and power is redeemed by the simple and mundane.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Cullen, Goldanna - Complete
The Wicked in Westfall by Amithyst reviews
When a young night elf's journeys take her into Westfall she is confronted by a wicked mage that is only after one thing... Rated M for a reason kiddies.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Night Elf, Forsaken - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 8,793 - Follows: 3,970 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
The Tragic Life of a Self Insert by Nobody-XV reviews
I haven't known happiness in years. I just want it all to stop. I don't really care if I live or die, so why is it I'm on a journey to save a virtual world with people that aren't supposed to exist? Self Insert. No my family is NOT dead. That's for drama.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Lloyd I.
Gardevoir protects me from everything by Risato reviews
A trainer raises his Gardevoir. She loves him so much, she will protect him from everything. It's total perfection, isn't it? Right? Uh-oh.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Once & Future 1: A Metahuman In King Uther's Court by shadowglove reviews
When Chloe met and befriended Merlin, the only other Immortal she knows, she never expected it would mean her going back in time to save Igraine's life on the night she died, pretending to be a goddess, 'blessing' newborn Arthur, and telling off Uther.
Crossover - Smallville & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Chloe S., Uther - Complete
Kizuna by Kyogre reviews
DISCONTINUED Uzumaki's a girl, Uchiha's on her team. And Inuzuka's just caught in the middle. Team Seven takes dysfunctionality to new levels. fem-naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,153 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Cat Shadows by Prospero Hibiki reviews
Xander's possession during sophomore year did more to screw up his life than even he had thought. Could what he'd considered his greatest failing be turned into something he could use, or would it ruin his second chance at happiness?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Sonic and the Dark Chef: A Fatal Reckconing reviews
Sometimes subtlety pays, obsession kills, and the law can be cruel. Character death.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sonic - Complete
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