Author has written 7 stories for Septimus Heap, Doctor Who, and Wicked.
Hi call me Mel if you want. I'm a music, reading, and righting fanatic.
The ones I listen to most often are Evanescence, Within Temptation, Pink, and Match box twenty
I love a lot of books but my favorites are Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, and the Inheritance Cycle.
I have a few ideas but i'm not sure if there all that good. Please tell me if my stories suck ,and what i could do make it better
favorite book characters
inheritance cycle : Angela
septimus heap: Marcia
last apprentice: Alice
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The Stupidest Things On Products
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: Keep out of children." (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Interesting...)
On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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