... Hey.

In honesty, I'm here to review, to critique, and - most of all - to enjoy stories that others have had the courage to post on the internet. (and occasionally laugh at troll fics.)

When I review, I do not hold back because you are new, because you are a friend... I just don't hold back, period. If I come across as rude, mean, or a flaming troll, it's not meant as such. I will give you constructive criticism and an occasional comment that, in my opinion, you need to hear. I refuse to give sugary coated reviews with sparklies and smilies. I may only say a "good job" or "keep up the good work", but that's just me saying I didn't find anything wrong with your story. Keep this in mind when you read my reviews.

Also, I don't check my private messaging box often, so don't be surprised if you don't get a quick reply (or one at all). Sorry about that in advance, but I'm not very active on this site.

I'm not a fan of Yaoi/yuri in most circumstances. This isn't because of homophobia or something silly like that. I just don't want to read it.

In fact, I'm not a fan of romance in general. It's like a plot tumor for a lot of stories. If it's well done and doesn't interrupt the flow of the story, then I'll like/tolerate it.

I most likely won't post any stories, though, so don't hold your breath. This isn't lack of creativity- hundreds of story ideas run through my mind daily, but most are ignored. I have to date only typed up one story on my computer. The main reason is my writing skills. I'm a critic, not a writer. I cannot write dialogues or action scenes. I'm not cut out for writing stories. If I try, I'll tell you.

That's all for now. Best regards,

Rosewaver