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Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Prince for Mikan by Esa MaRie reviews
AU. A Cinderella Story with a GA twist. In a world of alice-wielders, Mikan Sakura lived an ordinary life under the abuse of her step-family. But a mysterious crimson-eyed boy suddenly appeared and dragged her to a life of danger, adventure, and… love.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 174,660 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Back to the Time of the Unknown by HarryPotterManiacWrites reviews
Upon acquiring a mysterious time turner, Harry is accidentally transported back to the year 1977. He temporarily takes upon the DADA teacher post. How will Harry, interact with his parents in their 7th year? More importantly, can he change the future for the better? What other challenges will he face?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,190 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
Chasing a Legend by Voiceofsummer reviews
During one of the most crucial missions in the history of Konoha, Sakumo is forced to make an all too different decision. The White Fang dies as a hero and not in disgrace. The life of Hatake Kakashi is changed forever. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 192,600 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 176 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Demise of Severus Snape by Rumaan reviews
After half his classroom is destroyed by yet another argument between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape snaps and hauls the Head Girl in front of Professor Dumbledore. The Headmaster ropes him into a bet concerning the irritating pair and, before long, he's having to use his wiles to stop them from falling in love. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And We All Fall Down by Rumaan reviews
The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,964 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Exasperation: Just Your Average Love Story by toavoidconversation reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl, leading to a little tension at times, to put it lightly. Planning the Yule Ball together brings interesting results...Told in the form of owl correspondence/notes. Rated for occasional strong language. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
Games by Secret Starr reviews
He was the type of guy who would make girls fall without the intention of catching them, until he met her, the type of girl who knew how to play the same games...better. Ichigo/Rukia, IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,093 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Troublesome Fate by fringeperson reviews
Life hadn't been all that great for the nearly-forty-year-old Nara Shikamaru, not bad, but not great. Suddenly faced with the unwanted opportunity to do it over again though, well, he was a genius. Only an idiot would pass up such an opportunity, however unwanted it was. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 237 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Heavy Sleeper by InTheMist032000 reviews
Hinata has a peculiar way of sleeping, and a knack for sleeping through all kinds of things. Naruto is intrigued and makes it a game to see how far he can go before she wakes up. Two-shot, NaruHina, Rated M, More or less PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Mali Bear's Buddy reviews
There's nothing like a little brotherly love in the form of playful ribbing. When Dean challenges him to get lucky, will Sam kiss and tell? Sam/OC One-Shot
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sam W. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
The Quidditch Bet by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: Ron's desire for Malfoy's new Firebolt II leads him to make a silly and very damaging bet. How will Hermione react when she finds out? And just how is Malfoy going to use this to his advantage?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marietta Edgecombe's Valentine Revenge by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sleepless Monsters by fringeperson reviews
The population of Konoha rather over-estimated the sealing abilites of the Fourth, and Naruto had to listen to the Kyuubi rant about it all the time, among other things. oneshot, don't own, plot-bunny is free to good hutch.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
How to Save a Life by Darth Malleus reviews
It was just a simple act of kindness, but Mikoto Uchiha had no idea how that one simple act would turn out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
This Year by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Father Christmas has never been so confused.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Consequences of Meddling by cutecrazyice reviews
It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bodyguard by Annevader reviews
With a psychotic killer on the loose and Rose as the only witness, her life is suddenly in danger. To protect her, an Auror must follow her at all times. But did it have to be her ex-flame, Scorpius Malfoy? #Winner of Best Post-School at Next-Gen Awards#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,108 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 207 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Conversion by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,200 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sins of the Father by Sheherazade's Fable reviews
First Class, Sequel to All We Are. As the Brotherhood expands Xavier is eventually forced to do the same with the X-Men membership. However, some students were never meant to come to the Institute, let alone fight with the X-Men. No OC's, canon pairings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,992 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers by Maresia Eterna reviews
"You can wipe her memories as many times as you want, Charles, but you know she will always return to you." Charles x Moira. (follows after X-Men: First Class)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert
10 Ways Sam Winchester's Been Kissed by Mali Bear's Buddy reviews
Snapshots of different ways Sam Winchester has been kissed by the women in his life. Mostly characters you'll recognize with a few OCs. OS Series. Mary, Amy, Jessica, Sarah, Madison, Bela, Ruby, Gina, Jo...and Halley! Now Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Before You Hit the Ground by Ducky-san reviews
Gang member Natsume Hyuuga never lost. Runaway Mikan Sakura never loved. Until she gave him something to fear losing, and he gave her something to fear loving.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,593 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
All We Are by Sheherazade's Fable reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. As Charles struggles to get the school running Moira returns, determined to at least get proper goodbyes. Yet, with Erik getting his Brotherhood started, letting her go may be more dangerous than originally thought.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert - Complete
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,875 - Follows: 1,759 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Rain by Demeterr reviews
“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned. [AU] [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Moment in History by Darth Malleus reviews
As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Correspondence by November Romeo reviews
AU. An encounter between a lawyer and a psychiatrist leads to a well-documented love story: Atty. Natsume Hyuuga and Dr. Mikan Sakura in a romance that develops in three weeks. Read it in real time this November.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,000 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Beware the Life You Save by Fixomnia Scribble reviews
Boy meets girl. Girl wolfs out. Boy kills girl. Then what?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sam W., Madison - Complete
For Entertainment Purposes Only by HorcruxFinder reviews
Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,370 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Delicate Moment by Fragile Hanabi reviews
Konan was only supposed to bandage Yahiko's wounds - but then something changed. Yahiko/Konan, based on chapter 511 of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Konan, Yahiko - Complete
Of war, frog costumes and bloody rainclouds by Levi Ackerman reviews
Konan felt ridiculous, clad in the puffy, foamy green suit, her face poking out of the gaping mouth of a frog head-piece. But then she saw Yahiko's enraged expression – and Nagato's bewildered one - and couldn't help but giggle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Konan, Yahiko - Complete
The Ridiculous Ramblings of Rose by CanadianCheerleader reviews
"I need to know how I went from dancing on the common room table, shaking Billy Reid's tie like a lasso above my head, which I will forever vehemently deny, to cheating on my boyfriend. With Malfoy." Rose Weasley is in quite a pickle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Saddle Up! by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean/Cas, Sam/OFC. Dean and Cas decide to get Sam back on the dating horse. Well, Dean decides; Cas humors him. Does Sam have any say in the matter? Of course not! Now Complete. Ch.12: Because 67impala demanded it - more boy necking.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Heatwave by Kunfyoozd reviews
Hinata's feeling a little hot under the collar. Content Warning: There is Content. You have been Warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 214 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Miles Above by Newbie GK reviews
Hinata loved being scheduled for the same flight as Captain Naruto… except when she was trying to avoid him. Like now. Written for the Men in Uniform Challenge. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5901 - Favs: 9,193 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homocidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Subtext by ThinlyVeiled reviews
When questioned, Kazuma feels the need to demonstrate his capabilities. Unsurprisingly, Ayano doesn't take kindly being shoved off a building.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y. - Complete
Ramen Budget by S.Warfield reviews
Six year old Naruto has his priorities straight: There is nothing in this world more important than his ramen budget. His guardian, Jiraiya, needs to be reminded of this fact every once in a while by hitting him where it hurts the most...in his pants.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Critical Decision by Lucillia reviews
What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference by TanukiRaccoon reviews
...between an Uchiha and an Uzumaki. The differences in raising an Uchiha baby and an Uzumaki one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
A Girl and Her Broom by sweasley reviews
ONE-SHOT. Dominique gets a gift that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Dominique W. - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rocks Fall by Wingwyrm reviews
Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
CPR by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
He eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 229 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
7 by Josephinee reviews
Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Marriage and Diplomacy by nooziewoozie reviews
Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto by nooziewoozie reviews
He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
In the Bleachers by sweasley reviews
ONE-SHOT. Dominique Weasley has opinions. That much everyone knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dominique W. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Kerichi reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 160 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Here, There, and Everywhere by sweasley reviews
T/V. Just because Ted and Victoire have worked out their drama, doesn't mean the drama won't find a way to make itself apparent. SEQUEL to "A Year in the Life" & "The Spark".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 243,588 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Parent Day by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Oneshot: Eight-year-old Naruto hates Parent Day, because he has no parents. He never expected Iruka and Anko to come on his behalf, expecting to see what he'd learned. And he DEFINITELY hadn't expected Anko to punch out his sensei!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like Skittles by fallin.sunshine reviews
AU. “You taste better than Skittles, though.” — NARUHINA. Because pick-up lines are overrated. And you know it. CANDY LOVE.x 1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Regrets and Consequences by Sneaky-fox reviews
A look into the life of Naruto and the Yondaime, had he survived the sealing along with his wife. Some things once given up can never be reclaimed. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 188 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4324 - Favs: 5,008 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Painful Drabbles by Heartbroken Confession reviews
01: "So, like, I think I met my one true love today, and uh, I kinda--er, ran him over with my shiny lexus." 04: "It started on that fateful spring day. I was 6 and I met him. Then I smacked him flat across the face with a tree branch." NxM Drabbles
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
sky is falling by slexenskee reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Graded Recitation by November Romeo reviews
After an argument during Mr. Narumi’s class, Mikan finds herself making up with Natsume at the vending machine.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
A Prior Engagement by Emmy Kay reviews
Hinata's on a blind date - and guess who crashes? NaruHina. A little fluffy, a lot goony. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Booboo by Emmy Kay reviews
Hinata is a kindergarten teacher. What's Naruto doing in her classroom? NaruHina. Very fluffy. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleepwalking by attica reviews
It's funny how some people find you right when you need them to. DHr, OOC. Finished/One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He'd Be Proud by MissWorded reviews
Jiraiya would be proud of his prophecy child. If you know what I mean, and I think you do. NaruHina. Rated T for sexual suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Along the Way by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Twenty things that happened to Naruto and Hinata along the way to their epic romance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
For Every Season by Shawny Wong reviews
It started in the spring with laughter. It grew in the summer under her touch. By the time it was winter, Naruto finally figured it out. NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 949 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Spark by sweasley reviews
T/V. Done with school and forced to deal with growing up, Ted's year is filled with ups & downs. Annoying coworkers, crazy hours, breakups, hookups & falling for the last person he ever expected to. This is Ted's trip through "A Year in the Life"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
A Push in the Right Direction by Shawny Wong reviews
Kiba and Shino are ticked off. Hinata’s many suitors have become a real nuisance. No matter how often she turns them down, they keep coming back! If only she had a steady boyfriend… NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Truth in Misconceptions by Trapped in Icy Flame reviews
They made assumptions about what the girls were born to do. There was some truth in their misconceptions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Bloodlines by Yellow Mask reviews
Many years into the future, a teenage girl tells Madara why he lost the battle. One shot, implied SasuSaku. Semi-spoilers for some of the most recent chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Appreciation by Yellow Mask reviews
The problem is that you didn't appreciate what you had. You didn't appreciate her, and now you'll never have her. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
A Year in the Life by sweasley reviews
T/V. Victoire's sixth-year at Hogwarts is full of ups & downs. Fights with mean girls; a boy that's more trouble than he's worth, she's in for quite a few surprises. Including the realization that she might be falling for the last person she ever expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,684 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Love and Quidditch by HorcruxFinder reviews
It didn't take Katie long to discover that life gets much more difficult when you're in love with your Quidditch captain. Will she be able to win Oliver's heart? And more importantly, can she keep it? Which is more important: Love or Quidditch? KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,293 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hierarchy by Queen of Juiceboxes reviews
At a masquerade ball held for the company she works for, Rukia meets her prince charming, who she soon discovers is her boss from hell. When she begins to learn more about him, she quickly falls for the orange haired jerk. IchiRuki. COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,563 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Snakes and Sexy by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Tierfal reviews
All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Butterflies and Bunnies by Zapenbits reviews
Happy birthday, Carrie! After a rather exciting 21st birthday, Ichigo has to drag a very, VERY drunk Rukia home. [Sometimes I get bunnies in my stomach just thinking about you] she says. [It's butterflies, but go on] he thinks, smirking. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Similarity by Orodruin reviews
Things become interesting in Iruka's class when one girl notices an uncanny similarity between the man pictured in her book and the loud, annoying blond seated behind her. Preseries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Living in Colour by Encrypt reviews
Even when he is young, he can’t help but notice that his almost–cousin Victoire, three years younger than him, is a little different from the rest of the family. Twenty random facts about Teddy Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Teddy L. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Kiss by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If It Was You by attica reviews
The fabulous sequel to Basketcase. “Malfoy,” she found herself saying, and not very nicely, either. “I love you.” To which he then promptly responded by slamming the door right in her face. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,487 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Connection by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Premassacre. Fugaku notices that Itachi has taken his place in Sasuke's life. And it hurts more than it should.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Hot Nights by LoveYumi reviews
This summer's night is unbearably hot, and sharing a tent might just make things hotter! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever Promised by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot. “Okay, Teddy says that we’re now man and strife. And we gotta kiss. On the lips.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Years to Date by November Romeo reviews
In the guise of homework, Natsume and Mikan spend the night talking about life after the Academy.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Laundry Day by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Hiccups by Dying Romance reviews
Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Enemy of My Enemy by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Orochimaru’s new plan: Use Sakura Haruno for his next body…kill Sasuke and transplant the Uchiha’s eyes into his new body. Then, with precise chakra control and sharingan he would be unstoppable.SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,151 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Annoyances by Silver Sister reviews
When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pigs in a Blanket by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team 10, InoShikaChou gen] It's Ino's first away mission and she has to share a tent with Shikamaru and Chouji. And she's not happy about it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Like A Lamb by Linay reviews
She is a willing prisoner and he hates her for it. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sickness by Midnight Unicorn reviews
Six year old Naruto has the flu and no one cares
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
G for Girlfriend by WhiteWisteria reviews
Valentine's day is here! And Natsume makes Mikan his girlfriend? What is going on? Has the bug called l.o.v.e. finally caught up with our dashing enigma? Or is there something darker at work here? Expect OOCness
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Foxes and Fans by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Naruto has grown too powerful so Akatsuki must find another way to capture him...they abduct Sakura, knowing he will come for her...but Naruto knows that his only chance to save her is to locate Sasuke and Orochimaru and enlist Sasuke's aid. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Close Encounters by Reaper Nanashi reviews
[Oneshot] It's October tenth and the festival honoring the Yondaime's bravery and the kyuubi's fall is underway. Naruto's been having a terrible day, but soon comes in contact with an oddly kind blond man he's never met before who . . . worries for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Bathtub Mishaps by Kane Shi Megami reviews
All Rukia wanted was some quiet time while she took a bath. But when Ichigo's dad returns early chaos insues. FINISHED. Rukia x Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
New Pastime by Kane Shi Megami reviews
Maybe living in a closet has finally turned Rukia into a closet pervert. IchixRuki Complete
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For He Who Grants Me Life by serenphoria reviews
They all have their theories about Naruto, but perhaps Sai knows best. [Sai spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Lacking Sight by Neo-Lifethane reviews
The Byakugan sees many things, but its possessors are not all seeing, and neither are those of the Sharingan. A blind man and his young Jinchuuriki brother will show them what real sight is. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,890 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Merits of Snoring by sharingank reviews
Rukia doesn't think she snores, but Ichigo begs to differ. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Snapped by S'TarKan reviews
This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
One night by abstractular reviews
Rin has to go on a mission that is difficult for any kunoichi...and asks Kakashi for something that would change them forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sai Doesn't Approve by Fiver-dono reviews
Sai just doesn't understand. [Neji, Sai, Naruto, Lee]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Neji H., Sai - Complete
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by attica reviews
Funny because when he saw her he kind of stared. There was just a funny feeling inside of him because when he’d first walked out everything looked so different but she uncannily stayed the same. DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rising From the Mist by dream royale reviews
Zuko has a heart, we all know it. Here's a little story that shows the gradual thawing of his icy character. ZukoXKatara pairing. Additonal characters: Aang, Sokka, Iroh, Azula, Haru, Momo, and Appa
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by November Romeo reviews
Natsume knew his place. He knew it as surely as he did when he told Ruka he would be okay with them being together. Still, that didn't stop him from waiting.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 180 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Weak Spot by Yellow Mask reviews
She's his weak spot...oneshot, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Roy's Reason by Yellow Mask reviews
The real reason Mustang wants to bring in the miniskirts...oneshot, slight Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Checkmate by Yellow Mask reviews
Oneshot, heavy spoilers for manga chapter 56, as Roy ponders Riza's new position...Royai, companion piece to 'A Nice, Honest Girl'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Softly, Sweetly by kimi no vanilla reviews
Rin doesn't like chocolate, but she always eats his anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Muffy's Version of a Blanket Fic by Muffytaj reviews
Come on, we all know this cliche. It's cold, snowing, and a boy and girl have to survive somehow...such a pity Sasuke doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Echoes of the Past by JleeBean reviews
Their sensei’s first thought was, I love them already—but his first words were, “Kakashi, get your foot off Obito’s head.” [Team Yondaime 20 Truths style]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Best of Breed by Vicki So reviews
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is... a banished Fire Nation Prince? Darn those rabid plot bunnies! Zutara. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Change in the Wind by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.Sakura.Gaara.Temari.Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 617 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ho'Wan Island Carnival by Vicki So reviews
What happens when Aang, Sokka and Katara spend a day in the greatest year round carnival on Aang's birthday? How will Prince Zuko deal with trying to act like a normal teen while still hot on the Avatar's heels? Zutara, Comedy, Angst, and more! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Mismatched Button Eyes by Sinister Tomato reviews
She knitted a little stuffed dog with mismatched button eyes for the son she would never watch grow. :Inspired by the fact that Kakashi's mother is nonexistent.:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Splinter by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Butter Side Up by bite the hand that feeds reviews
A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Untouchable by Shattered Midnight Dreams reviews
[EriolTomoyo oneshot] 'No one could touch her, because she was perfect and beautiful and everything that was right in the world, and if someone ordinary, someone imperfect touched her, she would shatter, he was quite certain.'
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Even by Sheo Darren reviews
ExT oneshot. Sequel to Hot. Eriol's revenge on Tomoyo goes according to plan until the very end. Enjoy.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H. - Complete
Sasuke's Bed Sheets by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Kakashi betting bra sizes? A drunken Sakura and a perverted Sasuke? Can it get any worse? Cowritten with Cuito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Knowledge by Kilerkki reviews
Of all the things Sakumo taught Kakashi, this is the lesson he remembers most. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Hot by Sheo Darren reviews
ExT oneshot. When Tomoyo comes down with a fever, Eriol learns that he has a lot about language, life and love he doesn't know.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H. - Complete
A Little Piece of Sincerity by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,529 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Lessons by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kakashi killed his first man when he was five.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Changing Times by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Post OotP. The Marauders and Lily are late getting to the Hogwarts Express. While looking for an empty compartment, Lily notices a boy who looks a lot like James...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,623 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wanting by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Now that Sasuke had a taste, will he still be at peace with himself? Or will the secret continue to haunt him for as long as he lives? Sequel to “Worst Days”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Genius Under Fire by sna reviews
On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Worst Days by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] [Oneshot] Trouble ensues when Sasuke and Sakura get stuck in a deserted alleyway... with a number of Sasuke's fan girls tailing after them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
WTF! by Cold-eyes-for-you reviews
COMPLETE!Hermione is dating the most popular boy in high school...Draco! Meanwhile, Harry and Ron are trying to teach their new Hermione to be conservative and keep her hands off Malfoy! Is the new hermione more than they can handle!R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Diamond Sky by O'Ylia reviews
Five years have passed by and everyone's grown up. Some, a little lonelier than others. -Completed as of Dec 20- Merry Christmas.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,799 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The True Adventures of the Yondaime Hokage by Spectrum reviews
Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Minato N. - Complete
Idealism by Pickled Death reviews
one-shot; Iruka does not believe in vengeance. He does believe in forgiveness. Forgiveness has its extremities. For example, Iruka is too young to be a father, especially to a hooligan like Naruto. …But somehow, he fits the bill just fine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
Flamin' by schwartzibrow reviews
What if Mia forgave Josh for the Cultural Diversity Dance incident? Michael and Lilly are pissed, but Mia plans to prove them wrong about Josh. But can she? Dedicated to Juju!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
El Scorcho by daydreamer-022 reviews
[FINISHED] AU: Mia has an older brother, who is very protective of her. Lilly's character has been taken out and replaced with someone else.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,616 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004
Sitting on My Shoulder by Candyland reviews
[One-shot] Frustrated by their humans lack of romance, Eriol and Tomoyo's shoulder-angels and shoulder-devils decide it's time for a little bit of divine intervention. Happy birthday, Kyte-chan!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
What A Difference A Night Makes by Kyra4 reviews
DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretty Woman by daydreamer-022 reviews
[COMPLETE] AU: Michael is best friends with Josh, Mia is infatuated with Michael.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square by Candyland reviews
[One-shot] During a business trip to England, Tomoyo runs into someone she hasn't seen for a long time... Chock full of ExT goodiness!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Love is Blind by anonymous442 reviews
COMPLETE: Mia figures out Kenny's the one sending the cards, but what is she going to do about it? Can Michael help? Read and Review Please.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,922 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Complete
Creep by daydreamer-022 reviews
[COMPLETE----or is it?] Mia goes off to College and finds some unexpected things during her first year.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,715 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
Valentine Grinch by Candyland reviews
[One-shot] Tomoyo despises Valentine's Day, until she starts getting little presents from someone claiming to be her Valentine. Can the Valentine Grinch's heart grow a few sizes? ExT fluff-stuff. For KyteAura.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H. - Complete
Spandex Love by daydreamer-022 reviews
[COMPLETE. ONLY TWO PARTS.] AU: The school has a Halloween Dress Up Dance... Just read it!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Complete
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not So Perfect After All by daydreamer-022 reviews
[FINAL CHAPTER IS UP] A surprise visitor makes Mia's life miserable. Mia and Michael's POV. Set about 2 and a half years after the 5th book.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 11/12/2003
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete
Unusual Way by Candyland reviews
[Oneshot] Full of ExT and SxS fluffy goodiness! At Sakura and Syaoran's wedding, Eriol and Tomoyo share a dance...and maybe something more...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Cookies and Cream by syaoran no hime reviews
Ice cream. angsty fluff. ExT.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
What Does the 'J' Stand For? by JKLB reviews
Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Haikei by Ciircee reviews
When Eriol left Japan Tomoyo promised to write. A history of time, in letters. ExT. Part of Third Arc universe
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2001 - Published: 12/5/2001