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Joined 05-31-10, id: 2384571, Profile Updated: 08-15-10
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A pregnant Bella with 3 kids and a cigarette dangling from between her lips?

A blonde Alice with dark roots and 3-inch nails?

A lascivious Edward, wearing a wifebeater?

Rosalie smacking gum and doing hair in the back room of her trailer?

Jasper with his Confederate Flag wall-hanging?

A beer-guzzling, porn-oggling Emmett?

We want to see your original works of fiction that puts the "T" in Trailer Trash - Cullen Style!


FIRST PLACE: Entry #109 Right Where You Left Me

SECOND PLACE: Entry #104 Septic Love

THIRD PLACE: Entry #107 My Mama's Wedding

JUDGES PICK: Entry #103 Spoon's Village



- Collaborations are acceptable

- Original works (not posted elsewhere) only;

- Entry must be a one-shot

- All entries must be between 2,000 and 15,000 words, maximum of two entries per person/collaborative team.

- Entry cannot be continued until after the contest is complete

- Main characters must engage in/portray or be exposed to Trailer Trash behavior

- Fics must meet a minimum standard of grammar or they will be disqualified. Spell-check, Grammar-check, dictionaries and a thesaurus - all wonderful tools people.

- No rape, incest or bestiality


Contest entries will be accepted beginning June 28, 2010 @ 12:01AM PST and must be received no later than July 15, 2010 @ 11:59PM PST.

Anonymous Public Voting will open on July 20, 2010 and continue through July 31, 2010

Contest staff reserves the right to make minor adjustments to dates and/or rules should that become necessary

All entries will be posted anonymously on Once your story is complete (on or after June 28), please submit it via mail to for entrance onto the TrailerTrashCullenContest account.

All entries must feature the following heading:

Trailer Trash Cullen One-Shot Contest


Your pen name:



In addition to public voting, there will be an anonymous judges selection round. Each judge will choose their favorite all around entry.

First, second and third place open-voting winners as well as individual judges picks will be announced on or before August 15, 2010 on this blog, as well as on

Winners in each category will receive a customized banner!

Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4574 - Favs: 5,820 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trailer Trash Cullen Contest reviews
A contest that highlights the Cullens in situations that require the use of the term "Trailer Trash"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,622 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
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