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Joined 05-31-10, id: 2384710, Profile Updated: 07-18-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

My name is Kalyn Bartel, I have a couple of friends on here ... but enough of that ... Anyway I'm the kind of writer who has kinda good story ideas in my head but I always

have a problem writing them down on paper, ya know? I have about 5 started on paper and 6 in my head but I just cant get them down fast enough cause I"ll think of one

start writing it it'll be kinda good, not completly bad. But then another idea will 'pop' into my head and I will put the one I had on hold for a little while but when I start to

write the new one the old one kinda get put in the back of my head and then I dont find it till a month or two later and then I totally forgot about it! It gets soooo anoying.

But anyway I live in the states WOHOO!!! And anyone who tiks they might be able to help me with my delima plese don't hesitate to tell me your ideas!

XOXO, Kalyn.

I've started a new story! ! ! Hope you'll all like it! And I hope for reviews because you guys and my 2 betas are my inspiration !!!

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Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Opposites: New Generation by Alchemist1917 reviews
The sequel to Opposites has arrived, following all three of the Stone children as they take on life, both the mortal kind and the Olympian kind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - OC, Percy J. - Complete
Italians Do It Better by ToryTigress92 reviews
New Moon AU. Bella must make a deal with the Devil to save Edward and Alice. It's a choice that will affect not only her life but everyones' around her, including the powerful Volturi Leader, Aro.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,142 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Edward - Complete
Snape's Elevator Adventures:The Return of Snapette by A True Weasley reviews
It's back! More bugging Snape on the elevator! Sequel to Snape's Elevator Adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Severus S.
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver EVER! by Geminius reviews
Harry and Pals are fooled into wining a vacation to Forks, Washington and reunite with the Twilight gang. The following events that take place make no sense to logic or reasoning. R&R! No Flames, OOCness, Random, Crack Fic, Part 2 of 2 BEWARE IMITATORS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 59,399 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
How Much I Thought I Hated You by TheYellowVolvo reviews
Boop! Bella's preggers!" Emmett said. "And guess who is the father?" Rosalie continued. "Edward Cullen!" Alice yelled. How could this day get any worse? Edward Cullen stalked toward us a harsh glare on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Opposites by Alchemist1917 reviews
His mom was Gaia, her father is Zeus. They were polar opposites the moment they met, but now they will have to get past their differences and work together towards some thin more. OCXOC with Percabeth in it as well. Please review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,876 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Siriusly In Love by kdross42 reviews
The newly edited *gasp* version of our story from quizilla 4 years ago, now told in 1st person POV. An epic love story chronicling the life of Kara O'Connell, beginning with her 6th year at Hogwarts with the infamous marauders and her best friend Lily. *** SOME OF THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE THE LAST BOOK CAME OUT, SO DON'T EXPECT IT TO LINE UP PERFECTLY! ***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 106 - Words: 144,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
What I See by A True Weasley reviews
Hermione is tired of being unnoticed by Ron, so she tries to cut her hair. Ron stops her, and she learns that what she's been seeing was all wrong. Drabble-y.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
A Price to Pay by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's round up their Vampire Allies to save Renesmee from the Volturi. Some are not in it for the right reasons. But, Renesmee remembers how Bella choose not to save her before, so what if Renesmee does not want to be saved? R&R! Don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009
Ron and the Hunt for the Remote by A True Weasley reviews
Ron loses his remote and goes on a hunt to find it. R&R please. Slight H/G and R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
Sparks by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snape's Elevator Adventures by A True Weasley reviews
All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ouija Board A Night We Will Never Forget by Geminius reviews
Bella gets a Ouija board at a garage sale, night falls, and things start to get strange, then a psychic comes to the house, and something has happened, and they will never be the same. R&R! Do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Everyone Has a Price by Geminius reviews
Aro is intent on getting his hands on Renesmee, Edward, and Alice. This time, however, he will not fail, even if that means killing any one in his way. Do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
The Last Immortal Child by Geminius reviews
Amerina is the last immortal child. For years she has been in hiding, then escapes. She wanders to the Cullen's door step and befriends Renemsee. What happens when the Denali coven pays a visit? R&R, I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
The Will Turner Rap by BG Sparrow reviews
Just like Jack, Will does a rap. Again, selfexplanitory! I know you're curious... read it... I guarentee, yet again, you'll love it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Will T. - Complete
The Jack Sparrow Rap by BG Sparrow reviews
One-shot. Jack does a rap. Self explanitory, don't you think? If you're curious, go on and read it. I guarentee you'll love it. NEW! The Jack Sparrow Rap in PotC: The Musical! You'll still love it. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
I Love This Song! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE! Sequel to Yo ho, yo ho!] Five years later, and Jack still never got that rum...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,447 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
HermioneMalfoy by Raindust34 reviews
Hermione finds out shes adopted and her real family is the Malfoys...Will everyone accept her? Is Pansy her new best friend? Why is Ginny spreading bad Rumors about her? Is Blaise Zabini her new light in life? HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Yo ho, yo ho! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE] Jack runs into a moody troublemaker and her hyperactive friend on accident one night just innocently looking for his rum, but n0o0o0o0o0o... [Sequel up]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,216 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
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Black blood
Before the Master took his memory with a fob watch he had a one night stand with a young pretty girl from Manchester England.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - 9th Doctor
Their Story reviews
James is being pushed to the edge by the never ending rejections by Lily ... What if he can't take it anymore, what if he wants it all to end... This is James' story...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete