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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Bleach, Highschool of the Dead, and One Piece.

Gender: male.

favorite band: rise against.

favorite game: on PC warcraft reing of chaos. on X-box metal arms glitch in the system.

favorite anime: 1/Naruto. 2/darker than black. 3/Full metal alchemist brotherhood. 4/bleach. 5/elfin lied. 6/fairy tail. 7/soul eater. 8/rosario+vampire.

You know you live in 2010 when

1. You accidentally enter your password on your microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space.

4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the t.v.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think of sending it to all your freinds.

9. And you were to busy to notice # 5

10. And you scrolled back up to see if their was a # 5

11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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My quotes section:

"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"

"Don't take life seriously, no one ever makes out alive anyways"

"I have strong opinions...but I don't have to agree with them" - President Bush

"The customer's always right! If not, look left!"

"Love is like a warm bullet." -

"Whatever tickles your pickle" and "Dude! You owe me a car!" - Gabi

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students." - Louis Hector Berlioz ( I wonder who he is?)

" Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." (I love this one!)

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

" I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." (This one makes me smile a lot!)

" The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." (It's sadly true...)

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." (Poor people!)

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'" (Oh so true!)

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." (That quote would most likely represent me.)

"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." (Yea!)

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." (Heh...funny...)

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants" - A. Whitney Brown

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush (Go Bush!)

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." (Yup!)

"You should never avert your eyes from death, never look away from the lives you have taken. And you should never forget the people that you have killed, because I can assure you they will never forget you." Solf J. Kimblee - Fullmetal Alchemist

The irony in this statement is palpable. In fact, it is so great that if I hit you over the head with a lead pipe and dragged you off, I could mine you. Entire armies could be constructed from your ferrous carcass, a sea of metal stretching out to cover the entire horizon. Nations would clash over the possession of you, thousands of men brought to their ends for the sole purpose of laying claim to your body and the fifty billion tons of pure, highest quality iron it contains.

Murphy's War Law

Friendly fire - isn't.

Recoilless rifles - aren't.

Suppressive fires - won't.

You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-when they're ready.
-when you're not.

No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
The Ol' Ranger's addendum: Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!

The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

The easy way is always mined.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

If the enemy is within range, so are you.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.

Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

Tracers work both ways.

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

Weather ain't neutral.

If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.

Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.'

The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

Napalm is an area support weapon.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The one item you need is always in short supply.

Interchangeable parts aren't.

It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.

Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).

Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else.

When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

Murphy was a grunt.

Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

The crucial round is a dud.

Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him.

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet.

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

Walking point = sniper bait.

Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss.

Don't be conspicuous; in the combat zone it draws fire, out of the combat zone it draws sergeants, if they can see you, so can the enemy... All or any of the above combined.

Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit.

Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

A half filled canteens a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.

When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.

It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.

If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.

If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.

Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.

There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both.
Addendum: When he's not there, when you're not there, or both.

Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case."

You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.

Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.

You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.

You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.

Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

"Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms.

Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy.

Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.

Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.

Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

Being shot hurts.

Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded.

There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

C-4 can make a dull day fun.

There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose.

If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils.

If you lose you don't care.

Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow, what is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem.

Always make sure someone has a can opener.

Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

Flying is better than walking, walking is better than running, running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is, technically, a form of flying.

If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is Not A Good Idea!
-A combat vet will know the sound of an unfamiliar weapon in an instant and will point and shoot.
-Not only that, AKs use green tracers which mean "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out".

As has been noted, "Friendly fire isn't!"

Anti-Abortion: (not mine)

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

fan art section.

Kimblee from fulllmetal alchemist:

Any of you who happen to be anime fans let me put out a word for three series, Elfen Lied, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, and Straight Jacket. (I am also a fan of Naruto, Deathnote, and Neon Genesis Evangelion but those are all well known.)

Elfen Lied is sort of a combination of a tragic love story with a few elements of Frankenstein added in. It is extremely bloody, any of you who don't like blood shed or are turned off by nudity shouldn't even bother with it. The body count reaches fifty or so within the first ten minutes. The story is about, 'Lucy' who is a young girl who is a part of the next evolutionary step and so has lethal powers and 'horns' which make her an outcast. A bit like Frankenstein she seeks acceptance, but when she finds only abuse she uses her abilities with bloody results. The story is about her search for love and forgiveness.

Full Metal Alcehmist; Brotherhood is a story wher magic (Alchemy) is real but where it is not an omnipotent cure all and is bound by its own laws and taboos. The two most imprtant ones being 'equivalent exchange' the idea that to get something something else of equal value must be sacrificed. The other is the taboo that Alchemy must never be used to call back the dead. The story begins with the tragic consequences of two young brothers who break this rule to rya dn summon back their mother. They are punished for their transgression and begin a quest to find some weay to get back what is taken from them. As they do so they learn that certain things come with very high prices.

As of now Straight Jacket is only a three episode OVA. There is no word if it will be made into a series though one can hope. Even by itself the three episode are a powerful stand alone story. The world of Straight Jacket is one where technology and magic are both real and are both used side by side. It is a bit like the setting of Full Metal Alchemist. In this world however there is an inherent danger in using too much magic or using it improperly. The result being the user becomes a demon, an inhuman monster that is usually insane and bent on mindless slaughter. To fight these monsters people turned to, 'tactical scorcerists' magic users speciafially trained and equiped to fight the demons. Of course because they use such powerful magic again and again they are sat high risk of turning into demons themselves. The main character is a sort of anti-hero who prefers to fight with dealing with government regulation. Though short it is artistically beautiful and tells a story of loss and redemption.

challenge section...

right the first one is a soul/eater crossover, naruto finds a underground laboratory of Dr stein, in his journals are the techniques he learned and is experiments, make naruto powerful but not overly so, he should have a weapon granted by black blood and like stein should be able to attack with his soul wavelength.

pairing: well i would like a naru/kin or a naru/tayuya pairing, no hinata or sakura pairing though, annoying as hell and wouldnt work.

naruto should be slightly unhinged, not insane but unhinged, teetering over the edge.

second challenge, naruto ,makes a deal with the kyuubi when they are both dying, kyuubi gets to go home to hell in exchange for keeping naruto alive, the kyuubi doesn't mention the only way of doign this would be to send him to another universe to replace the sealed kyuubi inside of that dimension.

he goes to a female naruto universe and replaces the kyuubi inside the seal.

pairing: naruto/fem naruto. or naruto/ fem shukaku and fem naruto/ garra

third challenge.

naruto is the reincarnation of kiskue urahara, he gets all of the former captains powers minus bankai.

pairings: don't mind.

fourth challenge

naruto is the new rikoudo senin, he travels universes for the hell of it helping out when and where he can, he arrives in the bleach universe just in time to see a certain red headed shinnigami get bisected by byakuya the first time, he then heals ichigo and trains him how to use chakra to an extent.

naruto should be powerful and it should mention that he had already travveled to other dimensions, such as the full metal alchemist one, he should be use yahiko's body as the deva path and be able to walk around while still using the pathways because of the kyuubis yokai.

pairings: tatski, or karin, if karin make naruto look slightly younger, try thirteen or fourteen to make him not seem like a pedo.

fifth challenge.

Naruto and full metal alchemist crossover.

Naruto finds the remains of a dying father sealed away in his ash, or whats left of him after ed punched his arm through his chest, when he finds it he is wounded and the ash and blood mix making father try and take control over naruto, the kyuubi stops this at the cost of its own life and the cost of giving naruto fathers power.

i'd like naruto to have fathers third form.

pairing naruto and shizune would be nice, other than that i don't mind.

it has to have an actual plot that doesn tend within like ten thousand words though.

message me if you want to take any of these

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Snowfall by NeonZangetsu reviews
He always loved the snow. It was so much better than the rain, always so beautiful, so calming, so peaceful. That is why he adored her so. Ever since that night, the rain in his heart always turned to snow whenever she was near. IchigoxSode no Shirayuki
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StarGate: Galactic Imperium by VexMaster reviews
What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 97 - Words: 465,667 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/22/2009
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The Crimson Life by ScarletTemptress reviews
What would happen if Moka didn't get another rosario to replace the sacrificed one?How will InnerMoka and Tsukune go on? But wait,who/what could be waiting for a moment to strike and break their already fragile lives?InMokaXTsu. M for mature content.
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Bleach: Ultimate Alien Volume I by Bigby the Big Bad Wolf reviews
If Ben thought his life was crazy before, now he finds himself in the middle of a war between Soul Society and Hueco Mundo. But maybe, just maybe, Ben is the one who can make all the difference. The Final Chapter is up now. Expect Volume II coming soon. Series may become remade.
Crossover - Bleach & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 272,402 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Ben T. - Complete
The Academy Phantom by Ghost Fang reviews
Danny Fenton has always felt out of place coming from a family of ghost hunters. It only gets worse when a lab accident causes him to become half ghost. Suddenly he has a chance for a fresh start when he's accepted to a school in Japan: Youkai Academy.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,911 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Danny F.
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
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Jumper by Fan of Fanfics reviews
As you can guess, this is a crossover with the movie Jumper. Naruto awakens a power at the age of Five, one that will shake the world. But he's soon to learn he's not the only one with it. Pairings undecided as of yet.
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Going Digital by Fan of Fanfics reviews
A departure from my usual story lines. My first femKyuubi story as well. Kyuubi decides to make Naruto her heir and takes him to the Tamers world. He decides to stick around, and ends up falling for a digital vixen. NarutoxRenamon pairing.NoLikeNoRead
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,261 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Renamon, Naruto U.
Mistakes in Blood by Acolyte of Truth reviews
The last thing Naruto remembered was a feeling of blinding rage, and in a flash of red, he left all he knew behind. Or so he thought. It seems that Naruto's mistakes have followed him to this new world, and will stop at nothing to ruin his life again.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 170,633 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Naruto U., Mizore S.
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
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Inversion by Commander Copyright reviews
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Naruto: The Descendent of Revan by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased at the age of 5 and stumbles upon the Namikaze Estate in the process. In the process, he meets his ancestors holocrons taking the form known as...Namikaze Reven.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,623 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Insane we trust by SpinalWinter reviews
We all know what happens when a shinigami transfers there powers to a human, but what would happen if an arrancar decides to do the same, and to a crazy person at that. This is the story of Agari, an insane asylum patent turned arrancar. HiyoriXOC. Smut.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,502 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Hiyori S.
BLEACH: Alabaster Remix by Lycodrake reviews
Ichigo became a Hollow early on in his life. Now he has an alabaster afterlife... Ichigo/Sun-Sun pairing. On Hiatus.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Sung-Sun
Born Of a Sith Lord by Diaconsecond reviews
What if Sidious escaped death in the Death Star. Running away and lost because of the explosion he ended in a planet highly primitive, with ninjas and knife as weapons, he decided to take a new apprentice. Summary inside Naruto X Star Wars Dark NarutoHare
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,669 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sand in my boxers by X-x-x-Naru-Koi-x-x-X reviews
AU Fic. Gaara's in love with his best friend; Naruto. But can Gaara deal with some new competition? Will he lose Naruto forever? How many hearts will be broken in the process? Highschoolfic. SasuxNaru,GaaxNaru,ShikaXHin DISCONTINUED. See version 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
More than just a Man by Thanathos reviews
"What would you give up for power?" "Anything." "Your existance as a human being?" "Yes." C.C. is not a simple immortal, but a vampire. What will change if Lelouch was no longer human when he rose up against the Empire and his father? Probably a harem
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,053 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Lelouch L.
An Arrancar's Tale by steinerdavion2183 reviews
A newly Hollow is formed in Peru, and in a few years time, becomes an Arrancar. Follow his journey in Hueco Mundo as he finds his place within the ranks of Aizen's army. Chapter 3 Added.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Menoly, Loly
New Rapture by Archangel the lord of death reviews
Harry recieves an inheritance from his Mother and with that comes new responsibilities and a new weapon to fight Voldemort. Set Post HBP, Dark!Harry, Harry/Bellatrix and Susan/Harry. Hints of Non Con in chapter 9
Crossover - Harry Potter & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,827 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P., B. Tenenbaum
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
True heart by gazz uzumaki reviews
Adopted by Shigiya and GameDemonKing.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,894 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Naruto U., Tatsuki A.
Empress in the shadows by voider reviews
The story of a Goa’uld who lacked the insanity of her race, her rise to power and the birth of an empire.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008
The White Lotus Rebellion by Oni Shin reviews
When Naruto discovered news of his parents by accident from over hearing Sandaime one day. His maske had finally cracked to reveal the true Naruto hidden in the shadows. Now how will those around will react to the true Naruto and Sasuke too has a secret.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,951 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Clash of Worlds by Demon hero reviews
Using the last of his chakra Itachi Uchiha sent his brother to another world in order to protect him from the forces within the ninja world. Too bad the new world is at war and Sasuke is a perfect weapon. Taken over by Wilkins75 look for it there.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,448 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Bleach at Youkai Academy! by Romez reviews
Ichigo is sent on a mission to a certain place where Hollows seem to go to, but never come out. That and his old school was destroyed during the war and he still needs to finish his education. Pairings Undecided. Story sticks with the Manga for the most
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 206,141 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Kurumu K. - Complete
Naruto: Corazon De Honor by Egghead reviews
An alternate retelling of my Naruto/Bleach Xover story, Shinigami No Ken. What if Naruto was reborn as a hollow alongside Sasuke instead of being sent to Soul Society? Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of it's characters but I kinda wish I did
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,755 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009
All In Shade by paperazzi reviews
With the wounds of the Winter War still fresh, how will Soul Society handle the murder of Jushiro Ukitake? What unseen threat lurks in the shadows and can Ichigo and Soifon find love in this hell? Rated M for safety. IchixRuki YoruxSoi. On Hold
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
Two Ramen Stands, Two Waitresses, One Naruto by Naw-Roo-Toe reviews
Its a fact that Naruto loves ramen. Especially Ichiraku's ramen, but a rival stand opens up. Its all friendly competition between Teuchi and the owner, but for their daughters its completely different, what does it have to do with Naruto? AyameNarutoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame
Naruto: Bloody War by wei2vile reviews
FemNaruto became a hollow when she died. Full of hatred she searched for her killer, but made allies along the way as they become Los Cuatro Jinetes del Apocalipsis. Rater M for a reason.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel
The Crow Flies Forever by Endogetsu reviews
Death was far different than what Uchiha Itachi thought it would be...but never did he think it was this. Itachi/Sun-Sun.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Itachi U., Sung-Sun
Rise Up by Quintus Victor reviews
Ichigo kurosaki has proven himself a capable leader and a force to be reckoned with after saving his friend Rukia, but after being defeated pitifully easy by the rogue Aizen can he rise up against all that will be thrown against him? Ichi/Momo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ichigo K., M. Hinamori
Genii Attraction by athena0109 reviews
Artemis stays over at the Chateau. Holly gets jealous and tries to stop the relationship between Artemis and Minerva from blooming. It's a battle between Holly and Minerva to win Arty's heart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Two Sides Of The Same Blade by Right Hand Of Jashin reviews
Killed at a young age and then advancing to the highest level of Hollow possible in an instant, Naruto just wants a friend. But what happens when the only friend he gets is a powerful Demon who is somehow linked with him?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel
Ben 10 to Vampire by Kamen Rider Chrome reviews
First Ben 10 fic. Crossover with Rosario to Vampire. Ben ends up on an exchange program to the mysterious Youkai Academy. The catch, it's a school for monsters! Looks like a new adventure for Ben 10. (On Indefinite HAITUS)
Crossover - Ben 10 & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,332 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Ben T., Moka A.
Yokai Sharingan by Akatsuki King reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Redone up to chapter 3. If you read past ch3 it's not rewritten, k? During the break in the chuunin exams, Jiraiya threw Naruto off a cliff to help 'motivate' him into summoning a large toad. The Kyuubi is forced to help out. Will be epic in length. NaruTema.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,783 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Tha Maelstrom and tha Guardian by Froggy-slice reviews
Ichigo and Naruto have died at the age of six. In the afterlife amidst the sands of Huecho Mundo they meet up and form a goal. To create a true Heaven. What heppens when word of untainted hollows begins to spread? Ichi-Harem Naru-Harem. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
The Exiled Shinigami by Metal4lifex reviews
A young shinigami banished from soul society joins Aizen's army. While in Hueco Mundo, a certain blue haired arrancar catches his eye. ApacheXoc Rated M for Language/Violence
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Apacci
Tangled Webs by Warriora reviews
Sasuke wants revenge. Naruto wants his friend back. Dumbledore has the solution. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry while Dumbledore, Akatsuki, and Voldemort conspire in the background. Shippuuden, Half-Blood Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,586 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Fifth Champion by Michael Callistus reviews
Naruto/ Harry Potter Crossover. Squad 7 finds itself at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- just in time for the Triwizard Tournament. When Naruto is chosen as Konoha's Champion, just about anything might happen. NaruHina, H/Hr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,735 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Light Hides in the Dark by MissUzumakiHinata reviews
Tsukune dies before events at Youkai Academy even happen, he is reborn and dumped at the Academy to help weed out the threats to humanity. main Pairing Tsukune x Mizore a little Tsukune x Moka as well, Rated M, has comedy but isnt the genre.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Tsukune A., Mizore S.
Can I be my true self? by Kiragirl17 reviews
FemNaruto returns from a mission to find that Sasuke has returned. A new enemy has plans for Naruto.Revenge on her father.She has to find who it's who wants her dead, but what happens when more then one person competes for her Heart? Better then it sounds
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,303 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For you only by Dante 101 reviews
He wonders if the emotions in his heart would stop raging with one another? ApaGgi with some Apajow. Rated M for certain reasons. All reviews are welcome.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Ggio V., Apacci - Complete
Daily Medicine by Celtia reviews
Isane Kotetsu is the lieutenant of squad 4. She goes about her daily business until, one day a new captain is accepted into the Gotei 13. Passion flares as different couples begin to reveal themselves. A couple of new and old enemies as well. R&R Celtia
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Isane K.
Wet Bee by Okibimaru reviews
A quick clip were Soi Fon reviews her thoughts on the events of Rukia’s execution, Rated M for its sexual content warning lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Suì-Fēng, Ichigo K.
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Plogviehze, Baby by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Polly P. - Complete
Summer Requiem by Author Roy reviews
Karin wants to get stronger to help in the upcomming battles. Unfortunately, there is only one solution that Urahara can come up with that will catch her up to speed...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Karin K.
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
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The Eternal reviews
Takashi, instead of staying in school to brood decided to skip it that fateful day, in doing so he became something far more than human, something far greater
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Takashi K.
The Surrey incident reviews
Harry Potter, for many this is name that brings hope, for others it brings a chilling fear, for the Doctors at the Surrey psychiatric hospital it brings utmost dread.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P.
Sketch book reviews
Just some random ideas that popped up that I may or may not continue with
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011
The throne in the sky reviews
He had won, He was sitting in heaven ruler of all. It was not worth it. Drabble
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - S. Aizen
The real reason Naruto wants to be Hokage reviews
I saw a plot bunny then tried to shoot it, i failed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Harrys life: oneshot reviews
a little oneshot that would not leave my mind, so enjoy really and review Harry/fem ace.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Ace - Complete
Sorry couldnt resist reviews
just a funny little one shot about the obito is tobi theories, which I know are utter crap
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Torune, Kakashi H.
Naruto is in heuco mundo? reviews
NOT discontinued, I am merely taking a short break from this story
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,773 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U.
midget god reviews
naruto obtained the rinnegan at birth and then sealed himself away to train with it, the hokage wakes him up years later with some rather interesting news.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
The new aizen reviews
naruto enters los noches via a garganta ad finds the blade of the deceased god wanna be
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U.