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Joined 05-31-10, id: 2384935, Profile Updated: 05-31-10
Author has written 6 stories for One Piece, Twilight, and Glee.

Hi people who bothered to read my profile!

Short Bio that tells you nothing: Girl. Teenager. United States.

Absolutely insane and proud of it.

Reads manga (shonen more that shoujo, cause shoujo plot lines are always the same. >:I ).

Fav manga: One Piece, Soul Eater.

Fav books: Twilight, but i HATE HATE HATE EDWARD!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE, U FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!! but stephanie meyer is a good author.

Fav TV Shows: Vampire Diaries, and yes, I DO watch Glee. The storyline is really lame, but I like the sining.

Fav band/music: PARAMORE!!! and... Green Day, Adam Lambert, AFI, Disturbed, P!nk, and Jay-Z. Lots more... but...

MOST HATED MUSICIANS EVER: Lady Gaga (Gag-me), Jonas Brothers (do they ever sing when they're NOT constipated?), Miley Cyrus (don't, just don't) and JUSTIN BEIBER (do i even need to tell u why?)

My Favorite Pairings:

One Piece: ZoroxNami

Twilight: Blackwater :3

Vampire Diaries: DAMON AND ELENA 4EVA

Glee: PuckxRachel

I don't like yaoi. I'm NOT a homophobe, it's just not the way I roll.

and nowwww... some sayings i ripped off from other ppl's profile pages :)

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy EVERY DAMN MINUTE OF IT!!

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You wanna find out? >:)

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. I also step on other people's feet and say "OUCH! DAMMIT!!" I love the random people on the subway who actually apologize.

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall. I'm not clumsy, I just have issues with gravity.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. It's usually a train.

Definitions: Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used

against you.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitch slap someone.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

When life gives you lemons, throw it right back at life and tell it to make it's own damn lemonade!

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

SO THAT"S THE END OF THE RIP-OFFS!! Believe it or not, like I care, I actually came up with a few of those. Okay, just two. *sigh* Fine. So it was only one of them. Bet u still can't tell which it is!!!

Message me! I get lonely too, you know!! I don't even bite! Much. and I probably won't even reply!

See ya!

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Always, Forever, and A girl named Star by Zutaraforeverandalways reviews
Nami left and no one knew why. She only said in her note it was something she had to do, and that she would be fine not to come looking for her. Now three years later, the Thousand Sunny crew lands on an island where they run into her again along with surprise.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,483 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Back to You by joker to the thief reviews
"And sometimes, if I blink my eyes enough, I think I'll just wake up and you'd still be there sleeping next to me." /a Puckleberry AU futurefic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,779 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Book 1: Wake Up Call by Kei Jones reviews
Jacob finds himself torn between his desire to find Leah and the need to protect La Push from a gang of vengeful vampires. Slowly things are changing for the La Push wolves as everyone gets a wake up call.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 159,053 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
North by alien09 reviews
I haven't been to this park in a while since we became an us. / EPIC Puckleberry that spins off course from Rhodes Not Taken. Nominated for 3 2011 PR Fanfic Awards. COMPLETED.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 149,213 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Secrets We Keep by Cadalinda reviews
Rachel was a pro at keeping secrets. The girl could have worked for the CIA. But what happens when her biggest secret gets out and it's all her doing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,893 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Moments by I.B. Scribbles reviews
At the bar,Damon gives Elena a rose, making her think. All it takes is one moment to start changing things. One moment leads to another...This started out as just 1 written moment between Damon & Elena, but I couldn't resist writing more.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
It Was Just a Dance by Shatteredsand reviews
A series of one shots from the perspectives of Jenna, Alaric, Bonnie, Caroline, Jeremy,and others as they watch Elena dance with Damon. Everyone sees things a little differently, but some things can't be changed no matter how you try to look at them.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
So Much More by brokencrownsandhearts reviews
Jake gets an unpleasant surprise and finds out Leah was so much more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Jacob, Leah
The Woes and what Nots of Dating by xtapx reviews
Yes boys you heard me, Leah Clearwater is dating. I refuse to be pitied. I'm awesome, and it's time the rest of the world knew it. Now run along and get out of my way. Winner of Best Leah x Jacob; "The Two Sides of Twilight Forum Best of '09". Completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,753 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Raging Battle by mythologyrulz reviews
What's going on in Rachel's brain during 'The Boy is Mine' Puckleberry fluff
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Best Thank you Ever by mythologyrulz reviews
Rachel thanks Puck for sticking up for her in Funk. Puckleberry fluff
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Heart and Soul by Diamondinsanity reviews
Seventeen year old Rachel Berry was on her way to becoming a Broadway star when she died at the exact same time Noah Puckerman was born. And so instead of moving on, she's stuck haunting the boy she died trying to help.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Aviophobia by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
New Directions are flying off to Nationals. Noah Puckerman has been given seat 35A. Rachel Berry is given seat 35B. Mr Schuester has made it clear that there is to be NO rearranging of seats. Well, that's just great...T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
That Wench by Warrioroftheseventhstar reviews
Zoro's thoughts on Nami. His feelings up till about episode 218. Sanji insults. Arlong hatred. More language than usual. Hey, it IS Zoro. Please read and review the story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Zoro, Nami
For Our Sake by PhoenixSong4232 reviews
Zoro has yet to recover from his run in with Bartholomew Kuma and is awakened to this reality when he is unable to protect Nami during an attack. Following this act he pushes himself harder, only to have the sense talked into him by the navigator herself.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Romantically Cliché by The Beached Pirate reviews
Why is it that people always confess their love for someone right before they die? Zoro and Nami on sharing, books, and romantics.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Zoro are you gay? by Comic Freaks United reviews
Robin wonders about Zoro's sexuality and Nami finds once again, a way to make his life hell. Written for the lolz. NamixZoro.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
How to Feel Alive by Tutankhamun reviews
Set after Nami defeats Ms. Doublefinger in the Alabasta arc. Some ZoNa fluff. Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
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The Plan reviews
"Berry, I'm pretty sure your parents aren't supposed to help you run away from home." PUCKLEBERRY ONESHOT!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Sweetheart Island reviews
The Strawhats land at a new island! The catch? It's a couples-only paradise! ZoroxNami Aaaand your wait is over! YES. Chapter 5 is UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Nami, Zoro
Absent reviews
"It is my sad duty to inform the faculty and student body of the death of one of our own students this morning. A car hit this young sophomore as she was walking to school. She died about half an hour ago." Puckleberry Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Carpooling reviews
It all started because of carpooling. PUCKLEBERRY FOREVER!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Breaking Dawn: The Remix reviews
Does anyone else hate how Bella was the only one with a happy ending? Here's my attempt at Breaking Dawn through Leah's eyes. Chapter 1!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Leah
His Sunshine reviews
She was his sunshine, and the clouds had come to steal her away. Based on song by Johnny Cash. ZoroxNami 3 First ficcie ever! :D
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Nami, Zoro - Complete