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Joined 05-31-10, id: 2384937, Profile Updated: 09-15-11
Author has written 3 stories for Charmed, Mistborn Trilogy, and Harry Potter.

Hey everyone,

I have RETURNED... I technically died off for a bit thanks to Role Playing and general life. But I'm back now and both stories have been updated. I'll try to post at least every other week because I have a hella life at home x.x

Anywho, as I stated last time, I will be bringing Harry Potter into the Charmed/Potter Crossover soon. I wasn't going to, but after so many fanfictions of him and Tonks together, I couldn't help myself... (This has nothing to do with the fact that he's going on a french killing spree nor the fact that I hate the french Bwahaha)


And now for the stuff I was told I had to put before I was cursed with loneliness for the rest of my life...

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

~Murphy's 15 Other Laws...
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over (Dedicated to Luci aka Lord Voldemort aka Satan aka Zoe).
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
Write like no one is gonna read your words.
BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.
Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry
Ever remember the quote "If you believe, you can do it!" Gah! Why is it that no matter how I believe I CAN'T FLY!? - IReadNoNonsense

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who likes toast copy & paste this in your profile

Dunderhead means: idiot moron dunce bonehead cretin blockhead dumbass stupid dolt dimwit fathead dummy fool dope nincompoop lunkhead dork imbecile numskull nitwit simpleton ignoramus boob donkey ninny birdbrain twit halfwit ass retard buffoon oaf concrete skull clod turkey schlemiel dumbbell dense chump fuck shit dipshit dullard fubar klutz airhead nerd jerk douchebag trash

My favorite part of a rp site I am on is this statement...

kills you*

I win

Get's up and laughs*

Hey! Lay back down! I killed you!

am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account

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I guard the world by Death7270 reviews
Before he had met her he knew nothing of love or the magical world or much of the muggle world for that matter. Before she had met him she had gone from one unsuccessful, unfulfilling lover to another in a constant search for acceptance and the seemingly impossible notion of true love. Fate brought them together. [V4.7] {Warnings: Lemon/Lime, NonCon, B-Mod, Erotica, AU:Non-Canon}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 199,285 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Harry: The Founder of the Slytherin Family by AnnAisu reviews
Harry is thrown into the past, spelled to call himself Salazar Slytherin. He soon runs into Godric Gryffindor, and Rowan Claw. Can he handle the past and a new prophecy, or will he be lost to the evil as history declares? HP/RR SS/RR GG/HH pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Harry P., Salazar S.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 4,841 - Follows: 4,723 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
The Stone by MajorBookworm94 reviews
Lily Potter JR is in the forbidden forest the evening after her father's death when what should she discover but the dropped resurrection stone. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Luna P., Harry P. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 13,666 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5080 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 4,565 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter & the Never Ending Summer by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! - PostOOTP, noHBP or DH. Harry finally grows up over a long difficult summer with a lot of help. Slow moving & Mature Themes. HPNT honks, maybe some HGRW but don't hold your breath. HarryTonks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,352 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Hardest Riddle by Wheezy1 reviews
Harry acquires the ability to travel dimensions, gathering training and skills so he can eventually defeat Voldemort. Independent Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore, eventual HPGW. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,558 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 8,253 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5392 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Staff of Merlin by Golden-Flute reviews
Complete. Harry is now 16 and is facing more hardships than ever before. His dreams are telling him that he has something Voldemort needs, and he must ask someone he thought he knew to help him... maybe even save his life. Sets after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,978 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Mage by MaxFic reviews
Completed - Harry finally understand the Power the dark lord knows not but now it is too late to use. Taking one final chance to succeed, Harry risks everything to secure a future. HarryGinny RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,939 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Council of ArchMages by Mirengard reviews
The summer after his fifth year, Harry is sinking deeper and deeper into a depression. However, on his Birthday, Harry gets a surprise that could change his life forever... (First Fic ever, PLEASE READ and REVIEW!) Re-posted, changed all 8 previous cha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,101 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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Thrill of the Kill reviews
Was going to start out as a one shot but ehhh i never could do those. So yeah. Rodolphus having issues after failed raid on Ministry. Goes on a torture spree with his wife. OC characters and is AU... get over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L.
Mistborn: The New Dawn of Creation reviews
SO there is spoilers ok. Post book three. If you read the books then you know who is still god and all that good stuff. Vin/Zane and Kelsier/Mare.
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011
A Charmed Story reviews
Ok... Prue survived and Phoebe died. The story doesn't follow the show as much but there are pieces of the show in it. I didn't plan for there to be a major cross over but it happened anyway... i don't own any of this XD
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Piper H., Hermione G.
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