Elf Princess Bloom
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Joined 07-21-02, id: 238525, Profile Updated: 05-17-11
Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, RENT, and Prince of Tennis.

Dear FF.net Profile (or readers),

I have only recently been coming back to this account. It has come to my attention that some of my stories are rather cheesy. I might point out that the good majority of these fics were written several years ago. I was young and naive and new not the rules and etiquette of fan fiction. Forgive me. However I will not remove them. They are my history, my beginnings, and however embarassing they may be, I'm hoping that they might atleast be a learning experience for those just entering the fandom. I am also, against my better judgement, going to continue the sequel to Trials of Life, Love, and Mischief. I know that it is horribly Mary-Sue. But please know that it's mainly written for my own sick amusement. It's my baby, my first LONG story (or second, as it is the sequel). And despite it's tendancy to embarass the hell out of me, I love it. I will continue to post it for the very few of you who read it (and I want to thank you, especially, for putting up with bad grammar, those KILLER LINES (remember those? Still gives me a headache), and the sheer cheesiness of it all.

But I will make you a promise. No more Mary-Sue fic. Ever. EDIT: Except for that time today when I posted the last chapter of the unfinished Mary Sue sequel. ANDthenwroteanentirethirdstorytocomesoon. Sorry.

I hope you all can take me seriously in future endeavors.

Reguards,

Fred, or, if you will, Elf Princess Bloom

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the devil walks the land by Min Daae reviews
and plays a fiddle made of gold. Sam made Lucifer promise not to hurt Dean before saying yes. So Lucifer doesn't. Dean is the only one left alive, and he's not quite human anymore. Just him and Lucifer, and Lucifer always keeps his promises.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Triangles by Shakespeare's Girl reviews
Simon did something stupid again, and now Kaylee's sulking. Jayne just wants Kaylee to stop throwing things at him.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Dangerously Close by Toasted Marshmallow reviews
17 year old Atobe Keigo finds himself targeted in the midst of a big business power struggle. With the unfortunate loss of his last bodyguard, a replacement had to be found quickly. The replacement's name is Sanada Genichiroh...TangoPair, AU, multichapter
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,632 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Atobe K., Sanada G. - Complete
For the Love of Cake by aRAUCANA reviews
Yagami Raito laments as L chooses a slice of nonexistant strawberry shortcake over him. RaitoxL crack fic. FORGET THE ANGST. WE'LL ADD A DOUBLY ANGSTY CHAPTER NEXT TIME in like what, 5 years? Ok, no. UPDATED!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006
100 Percent by Chirella reviews
A three day weekend retreat sparks Inui to collect Love Data on the Regulars, Fuji needs data on Tezuka. FujiTez, Golden Pair, InuiKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,940 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006
1,000 Paper Cranes by Toasted Marshmallow reviews
They say if you make 1,000 paper cranes, you'll get your wish... but what if the wish is impossible? InuKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,456 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
candykiss by Northlight reviews
There are some grownup things Hunny wouldn't mind trying. [HaruhiHunny]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Matchmaking by half-sleeping reviews
or, Sengoku's attempt at such. AkutsuDan, some swearing
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Less Than Friends, More Than Enemies by Lotus Aia reviews
Momo walks in on Fuji and Ryoma in the locker room, then wanders off in a daze to reevalute his thoughts on archenemy friendships. He wanders of course, directly into Kaidoh.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Roommates by DeannaJean reviews
A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nobody Knows Which Exit is Yours by Silver Despair reviews
Snape finds a baby at his door and decides to raise her. What will happen when she is in the same year as Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter? FINISHED! OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,977 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fortune Cookies by JestaAriadne reviews
See the sensitive side of George Weasley... and the stupid side of Ron. Learn the deeper meaning of a biscuit!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2003 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
A Place Under the Sky by the.last.of.the.crazy.people reviews
'I've been so unbreakable for so long. And now I'm frail. Refusing to believe, pain-stricken with all the times I never cried and I can't bring myself to feel nothing anymore.' [slash, twincest, self-injury. D/H, Fr/Ge]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter- Broadway Style by E.M.C reviews
EPISODE SEVEN NOW UP! After Snape drinks the wrong potion he turns into super-scary-singing-Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
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Growing Up reviews
The sequel to The Trials of Life, Love, and Mischief. Enough drama to make your head spin, with the occasional hint of funny. Later chapters involve drugs, you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2003 - George W., Draco M.
Death By Tennis reviews
Eiji muses on the downside of teaming up with Fuji on a school project and Momo loses at Mortal Kombat. No pairings because I couldn't make love and decapitation play nice together.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Kikumaru E., Momoshiro T. - Complete
Destroy Everything You Touch reviews
AkutsuDan drabble sort of thing. Akutsu's point of view. Just a small, undeveloped musing.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Akutsu J., Dan T. - Complete
It started with Tears reviews
Roger and Mark come to terms with their past and try their hardest not to look toward a future they might not have. slash
RENT - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
That Warm, Fuzzy Feeling reviews
In which Roger is high on... something, and Mark uses the word cock. Warnings for drugs, alcohol, and RogerMark.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Like An Animal reviews
Draco's present to Harry on his 25th birthday. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blood, Lust, and Bubbles reviews
When Draco becomes severely depressed, he discovers that the one he thought he hated most might be the only one who can save him. WARNING rated R for HD slash and cutting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Yet Another Fic in Which MarySue is Destroyed reviews
Bubbles, world domination, and the tiniest bit of slash. And no, I don't take this one seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Maybe reviews
Maybe isn't always an affirmitive. Harry will learn that the hard way. HD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Miss You reviews
This is set a year after Sirius was sent to Azkaban. Remus discovers and almost loses an unusual way of coping.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Continuously Interrupted Orgy reviews
Will the four seemingly random strapping young lads ever get to finish what they randomly started? (AUslash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Light and Dark reviews
Slashy goodness with just the slightest hint of repetition. hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stop Looking At Me Like That! reviews
A very slashyfluffy one-shot set in the MWPP era. Includes sensitive!Moony, confusedandangry!Padfoot, stupid!Wormtail, and a conversation about James' manhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Road Not Taken reviews
A Hogwarts romance of the unusual kind, and no, it isn't slash, my apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Neville L.
Saving Harry reviews
Everyone's favorite Dark Lord has to save Harry Potter in order to vanquish him. That's right, he has to work for his kill. mwahahaha...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Place for Pain reviews
A Weasley and a Malfoy find out they share a very dark secret. Will it bring them closer together, or will their bloodlines and past keep them both from the only person who might understand? Draco/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Rules For Being Your Everyday Magical Creature reviews
The rules to abide by if one should decide to live their life as a magical creature.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003
Harry Potter and the Tooth Fiend reviews
There's a new evil in town and he's determined to find and destroy the one who 'hath bestowed upon him a most heinous and utterly bewildering crime'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Daughter of Evil reviews
*LAST CH.*In a world where the good and the bad are not always clearly defined, one girl must make a decision that could change the course of life as we know it. Does blood run thicker than water? Will evil prevail in the end? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Draco M., Voldemort
Rules for Being Severus Snape reviews
Cute litte sequel of sorts to 'Rules for Being Draco Malfoy'. Both titles are pretty much self explanitory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Dude reviews
Our loveable stars for some reason find themselves doing played out t.v. commercials. Includes Confusing!Harry, Angry!Ron Baywatch!Hermione, and some others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Trials of Life, Love, and Mischief reviews
Fred Weasley has finally found the one...the light of his life, the only girl who understands him. Draco Malfoy feels the same way...about the same girl. One is true love, the other is lust...but will Devian be able to distinguish between the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,312 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - George W., Draco M.
Attack of the MarySues reviews
Fred and George take a trip to Fan Fiction land, where they are forced to deal with my mary-sues from previous stories. strangeness and orange soda involved. this story is living proof that mary-sues are a force not to be reckoned with. will be future cha
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2002 - George W., Harry P.
Oops, We Did it Again reviews
The charming sequel to Harry Potter, Blue's Clues style, in which our two heroins team up with the well loved mischief makers to well...uh, save Snape (among other things) . rated pg13 for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2002 - George W., Harry P.
Harry Potter, Blue's Clues Style reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if you took characters from different walks of life and put them together? Add cheesy songs, cameos by certain sexy actors, and a pair of teenage girls who call themselves Bob and Fred, and you've got this story.Please RandR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Harry P., George W.
Rules for Being Draco Malfoy reviews
I'm sure I'll apologize profusely for this when I'm awake. But for now, read on and enjoy (and hopefully review!) The title is pretty much self explanitory. (very short)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Draco M.
Behind the computer Screen reviews
This is just something stupid that kept stabbing me in the brain, so i had to get it out. Fred and George take us on a little adventure that explains how the writer (me) and her friend (bob) come up with these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2002 - George W., Draco M.