Poll: I'm planning a Fairy Tail/Harry Potter fanfiction. Vote for the pairing. The pairing that wins may not be the pairing I choose but this gives me a general idea of what I'm working with and I'm sort of stuck on who to choose. Vote Now!
Author has written 8 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.
Currently my favorite fandoms are Harry Potter and Fairy Tail. Every now and then I read Naruto and Inuyasha fanfiction. I have a OTP for every fandom but I suppose if I had to pick an ultimate OTP it would be Lucius/Harry with Harry always being the uke/bottom. Isn't he adorable? But I'm not even fathoming crossovers because Loki/Harry would be neck and neck with Lucius/Harry. Then again I'm a sucker for rare pairings so I would be torn if it was a choice between Lucius/Harry and a pairing like Barty/Harry or Regulus/Harry.
I also have a tumblr where I plan to post up things that aren't really fit to be a story yet like excerpts of planned stories. Come on over so I can tell how much interest there is.
Rose Hathaway/Dimitri Belikov
Rose Hathaway/Christian Ozera - I watched Vampire Academy and fell in love with this pairing. Rose and Dimitri are the perfect pairing in the book but Christian and Rose have all the chemistry in the movie ;)
The Hollows Series
Rachel Morgan/Trent Kalamack
Rachel Morgan/Kisten Felps
Itachi Uchiha/Naruto Uzumaki - My OTP for Naruto
Sasori of the Red Sand/Naruto Uzumaki
Deidara/Naruto Uzumaki - My mind went straight to the gutter when Deidara in Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Heroes 3 said, "An artist must seek ever-greater stimulation, lest his senses go dull on him." Who wants to see Deidara tame Naruto? I do! Oh, and I just about got a nose bleed when he said "Well done. You're quite nimble, aren't you?"
Sasori/Deidara/Naruto - I think that this may be the one pairing I would prefer over ItaNaru in a story because it's so dang interesting. Wouldn't it be interesting to see Naruto call them master. -nosebleed-
Kimimaro Kaguya/Naruto Uzumaki
Haku Yuki(who is male god dang it!)/Naruto Uzumaki
Sasuke Uchiha/Naruto Uzumaki - Though this pairing is a bit overdone :P
Kakashi/Naruto - same as SasuNaru, a tad bit overdone.
I just like Naruto with any guy as long as he's the uke. The only exception to that rule is Harry but let's not even get into HP crossovers yet.
Voldemort(Tom Riddle)/Harry Potter
Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter
Cedric Diggory/Harry Potter
Remus Lupin/Harry Potter - sometimes
Sirius Black/Harry Potter- depends on how good the story is
Freed Justine/Lucy Heartfilia
Rogue Cheney/Lucy Heartfilia
Sting Eucliffe/Lucy Heartfilia/Rogue Cheney
Gajeel Redfox/Lucy Heartfilia
Lyon Vastia/Lucy Heartfilia
Kagome Higurashi/Kurama(Yu Yu Hakusho)
Naruto Uzumaki/Harry Potter - such a cute pairing
Itachi Uchiha/Harry Potter - kawaii!
Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter
Antonin Dolohov/Harry Potter
Really I like any male death eater except Crabbe or Goyle (yuk) w/ Harry. Though I think Draco/Harry and Severus/Harry is over done. And I love Harry with a bad guy period.
Least favorite pairings and Hated Pairings(or downright stupid in my opinion)
Adrian Ivashkov/Rose Hathaway
The Hollows Series
Rachel Morgan/Marshall - Do you really think I would waste time remembering this cookie cutter's last name?
Rachel Morgan/Ivy Tamwood
Naruto Uzumaki/Sakura Haruno
Naruto Uzumaki/Hinata Hyuuga
Pairings I want to see more of
A lot of these are HP crossovers. With all the HP crossovers out there, you'd think there'd be a little more variety. I hate when I see that there are about 100 stories in a crossover section but only 10 of them stand out. Though the amount that I'm willing to read is drastically cut because I only read slash or gen
Orochimaru/Harry Potter - If Voldy and Harry can work out then I think that this pairing has potential
Gellert Grindelwald/Harry Potter
Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood/Harry Potter
Regulus Black/Harry Potter
Abraxas Malfoy/Harry Potter
Hidan/Harry Potter - I've read at least 2 or 3 stories with this pairing and it's amazing
Kabuto Yakushi/Harry Potter - They both wear those round glasses. I dub this glasses shipping
Alec Lightwood/Harry Potter - I have a romantic vision in my head of Alec saving Harry from a demon. Not that Harry would be defenseless but he would be caught by surprise. I wonder if wizards would count as a Downworlder or a mundane. They're human, unless they have creature blood, but they don't get their power from demons. It's food for thought if anyone decides to write a MI/HP story.
Jace Lightwood/Harry Potter - I've read one and it just made me crave more
Magnus Bane/Harry Potter - Anyone curious about what would happen if a warlock and a wizard meet?
Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood/Harry Potter - I can't stand to break up Alec and Magnus so Harry should get both, lol. His personality would make a nice middle ground.
Luke Garroway/Harry Potter - I read one story with this pairing and I wish the author had made it a multi-chapter story because it was interesting.
Hodge Starkweather/Harry Potter - I read one story with this pairing and it just got the wheels in my head spinning. So much potential...
Valentine Morgenstern/Harry Potter - Shrugs. I'm a sucker for the bad guys. For some reason I have a plot bunny where Harry babysits Sebastian while Valentine is with Jace. And Harry, because he loves Valentine, brings Valentine back from the dead when Raziel kills him.
Sebastian Verlac(Jonathan Morgenstern)/Harry Potter - It has the same appeal that Valentine/Harry does. I would love to see Harry's "love" redeem Sebastian and make it so that he has enough good in him that he lives when Clary stabs him with Heosphorus.
Simon Lewis/Harry Potter - This pairing could be so sweet. I think if it was set right after Clary and Simon broke up, it would be adorable if Harry mended Simon's broken heart. Excuse me while I fan girl.
Freed Justine/Harry Potter - I WANT more slash Fairy Tail/HP.
Basically, as long as it's slash with Harry as the uke and doesn't bash Lucy, I want more Harry Potter/Fairy Tail fanfiction with Harry as the main character. (grins dreamily)
Yeah Harry Potter is definitely my OTF(One True Fandom) right now. If anyone writes a story with these pairings please, please, please tell me.
On Pottermore I'm a Ravenclaw and my name is SpiritErised31356 so if you want to friend me, go ahead.
Some random stuff!.! that i found amusing on my mates profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Yup, it's happened WAY too much)
If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (I visit all the time on weekday's and sometimes on Saturday's)
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (Coffee?)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile Makes them harder to kill...(shifty eyes)
'You're burned into my mind forever. There is nothing, nothing in this world that will ever change that.' Dimitri Belikov
'No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.' Rose Hathaway
'Wild and disrespectful? Who the hell are you anyway? Outsourced help?' Rose Hathaway
'I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.' Rose Hathaway
'My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.' Adrian Ivashkov
'Oh look at that! Rose gets rendered speechless. Ashford 1, Hathaway 0.' Mason Ashford
'I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack.' Rose Hathaway
'Aw, you’d never hurt me. My face is too pretty.' Adrian Ivashkov
'People who are crazy rarely question whether they’re crazy.' Adrian Ivashkov
'I heard you both say you’d rather die than become a monster like that.' Lissa Dragomir
'I realized how much you meant to me. It changed everything… And it became useless to try to act like I could ever put any Moroi life above yours.' Dimitri Belikov
'I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus."
'You put on a good face, and most of the time you do stay in control. But sometimes you cant. And sometimes… Sometimes you dont want to.' Rose Hathaway
Rose- "I need to get off the resort's property. They got Mia to use compulsion on the guards. I need you to do the same thing. I know you've
Rose- "Does my house arrest mean i can't go to church?"
'Not into older guys, huh?" asked Adrian once we were alone.
"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." Christian Ozera
"I'm not jealous I'm just-"
"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other."
"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." Christian Ozera
Im am sorry to the people who love Robert Patttinson...
97 of people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3
who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" (The Copy&Paste this on your profile)
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Setsuki Angel Princess, KatiechanXoxoXSesshoukun, DarkGoddessKagome, Ryu Pendragon
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste
"We'll talk first, kill later."
"You little men annoy me. Go."
"Well, Toutousai...don't you think it's a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength...it's the same whether it's a famous sword or a log."
"Mind your own business. I don't like human food."
"What's she so happy about. I just asked about her appearance." (Regarding Rin)
"Inuyasha...that you were not able to kill I, Sesshoumaru, is...something you will come to regret."
"Why protect them? Why miss them? Why love them?" (Regarding Humans)
"Dokkasou!" (equivalent to "Toxic Flower Claw!")
"This blunt sword is not in any way suitable for I, Sesshoumaru." (Regarding the untransformed Tessaiga)
"Are you a fool, worm? Wake up."
"Just because you have Tessaiga, it doesn't mean a low-life like you can master it."
"You made me think about that disgusting half-youkai thing."
"Compared to me, you were never any good."
"It's in such an incredible place that even I, Sesshoumaru, failed to perceive it." (Regarding his father's tomb)
"She intends...to rescue me...huh." (Regarding Rin)
"Our father's great power...but I did not inherit his merciful heart for human kind."
"Inuyasha...be like your half-youkai self and...CRAWL ON THE GROUND!!"
"How dull. That was just an ordinary girl." (Regarding Kagome)
"We will discuss your intentions later. If you're still alive that is."
"To fend off that kid's weapon...Inuyasha, I didn't know you thought so well of me."
"You now are not a perfect Youkai. In the end, you're nothing but a Half-Youkai."
"I'll kill him eventually...but at the moment...for someone who doesn't realize anything at all, killing him has no value."
"A hanyou should act like a hanyou...AND LICK THE GROUND!!!"
"Neither I, nor you could pull out the Tessaiga. But she has easily gotten past the barrier. You want me to ignore this?"
"Don't you understand...YOU'RE A NUISANCE!!!"
"What a cunning bastard." (Regarding Naraku)
"You're nothing but a pitiful halfbreed, Inuyasha."
"So we meet again little brother."
"Die, worthless half-breed!"
"All that for a memory and a dead mortal girl? If I'd have known that's what it would have taken for you to fight, I would have killed her sooner."
"Pathetic, hiding behind a woman."
"You haven't even released the full power of the Tessaiga. Watch as I destroy 100 demons with one blow."
"This is the end...DIE."
"You're truly stupid, aren't you? You know, you could just hide and run away...For you, the image of that wouldn't be disgraceful. Because, after all, your living soul in itself is already the pinnacle of disgrace."
"Everything you say is TEDIOUS!!!"
"If you have any last words, say them now..."
If you think that Sesshomaru is a sexy bastard, copy and paste this on your profile then add your name: Ryu Pendragon
You Know You're Obssessed With Naruto When...
1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
(\ _ /)
This is Bunny.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Zenerific1, narutoyaoifan(everyday for the last 3 months), Ryu Pendragon
Repost this if you laughed...
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (I LOVE RAMEN! XD)
-Call your semester exam a chunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. (
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Sakura in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Dettebayo!)
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
I think I'm a SasuNaru fan in denial because most of this list applies to me. But I will ALWAYS like Ita/Naru more.
The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget
Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.
Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:
1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.
2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)
3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!
4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)
5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!
6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.
There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.
I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...
(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.
If you hate the fact Itachi is gone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile.
If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.
If you think Itachi dying was the worst thing to happen to Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!
0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley! Copy and paste if you love Itachi.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
Oposites attract and artists belong together. Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in SasoXDei.
At random moments, I tack "un" on the end of my sentences
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!
( narutoitachi=itanaru baby)
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (... )
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Guilty as charged)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.