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Joined 05-31-10, id: 2385530, Profile Updated: 10-17-10
Author has written 6 stories for Angelique, Fruits Basket, Gundam Wing/AC, D.Gray-Man, Mortal Instruments, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Well hi there people. My name is Haley, I'm 16, I love anime/manga and music is my life(literally, I would die without it). Some of the animes/manga I've watched/read are:

Fullmetal Alchemist- The original, not Brotherhood, I can't stand Brotherhood. I've also read the manga

Neo Angelique Abyss

Inuyasha

Fruits Basket

Pokemon- the orignal

Yu Gi Oh- the original

Every season of Gundam

Bleach

Pandora Hearts

Ouran High School Host Club

Yu Yu Hakusho

Sailor Moon

Peach Girl

Eureka 7

Death Note

Full Metal Panic!

Tsubasa

Black Cat

Vampire Knight & Vampire Knight Guilty

The Wallflower

This Ugly Yet Beautiful World

Bayblade

D.N Angel

D.Gray Man

Kuroshitsuji

Air Gear

Digimon

Hamtaro

Dragon Ball Z

Cutie Boy

Absolute Boyfriend

Hana Kimi

and Trinity Blood

at least those are all the ones I can think of right now.

I write fanfictions for Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Yu Yu Hakusho D.Gray Man, Ouran High, and Angelique. If there is a specific story you may want to write PM me and we'll talk about it :) Oh, and I don't do Yaoi, Yuri, or hentai. I will do shonen-ai if there is a gay character you would like to have.

My favorite pairings are:

EdwardXOC

KyoXTohru

KyoXOC

MomijiXOC

HiroXKisa

RayneXOC

RayneXAngelique

ShikiXOC

ShikiXRima

TamakiXHaruhi

HikaruXOC

KaoruXOC

HieiXOC

KuramaXOC

LaviXOC

and

AllenXLenalee

AllenXOC

My Ten favorite Anime characters.

1. Lavi

2. Rayne

3. Momiji

4. Allen Walker

5. Kyo

6. Hatori

7. Roy Mustang

8. Hiei

9. Bak

10. Edward Elric

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me- *mumbles* Lavi-kun~, let me sleep~, I'm tired~... Lavi- But I'm bored Bou-chan~ Me- I don't care. I'm tired...*pulls cover over head* Lavi-*pouts* Fine, be that way Haley-chan. I bet Tegan will entertain me Me-NO! I'm up, I'm up! What do you want to do? Lavi-*smirks* I don't know, what do you think?

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
YES! YES YES!!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
MOMIJI-KUN! GET OUT OF HERE! *throws body wash bottle at him*

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
No! Bak is mine Allen!

5 cooked you dinner?
Awwww, how sweet Kyon Kyon ^^ *hugs* Kyo-*becomes cat* Me-Gah! So kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Uhm... Hatori-san... Aren't you a little too old for me? Hatori- O-oh, right... *looks away nervously*

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Roy Mustang, uhm... idk how to feel about that...

8 got into the hospital somehow?
Jesus Hiei, don't tell me Kuwabara finally beat you... Hiei- I resent that baka onna. Me-*smirks* Love you too Hiei ^^

9 made fun of your friends?
*smacks* Be nice Bak-chan!

10 ignored you all the time?
*sniffs* W-why don't you like me Edward... I-I thought we were freinds...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Smash them with a hammer and save the day :D

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He would take me to the hospital so I could get better

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
*opens present* Ah!! So kawaii!!!! *hugs stuff bunny rabbit close to chest* It's prefect Momiji-kun! *kisses Momiji's cheek*

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Uhm... Save me I would hope O.o

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He'd probably just sit back and watch... But if he was feeling nice that day he might tell me not to do it

You're about to marry number 1. What's 6's reaction?
LAVI’S MARRYING ME?! YES!! MY WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE! IN YOUR FACE TEGAN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He’ll let me watch as he burns the jerk face to a crisp. :D

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
He'd let me spar with him to get my anger out :)

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
He'd cheer me on I suppose

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Smack me because I'd probably be laughing at him for getting angry about someone calling him short Ed- WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CANT EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'D SINK RIGHT THROUGH THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESNT EVEN BREATHE OR SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HES SMALL ENOUGH TO ABSORB OXYGEN MOLECULES THROUGH THE WATER!!!! Me-*doubles over with laughter*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
WHO DOESN'T DREAM ABOUT A REDHEADED HOTTIE WITH A GIANT HAMMER AND PIERCING GREEN EYES?!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
B-But Rayne-chan... I though you loved me?! *runs to Tamaki emo corner of woe* Rayne- I'm sorry Bou, but it just can't be helped *pats Bou's back* Me-*sniff sniff* I-I guess I can't get in the way of true love...

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Of course! Why wouldn't they? He's so sweet and caring :) My parents would love him :D

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
ALLEN?! NOT YOU TOO?! *cries*

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No... Not gonna happen.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Hatori? A heart breaker? I don't think so. He's the one getting his heart broken...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
W-what are you thinking Roy-san? You're stare is starting to make me kinda nervous -.-; Roy-*smirks* Me-*hides behind Ed* Edward! Same me! Ed- No! You called me short! I'll never forgive you!*runs away* Me-Nooooo! Come back*tries to chase but fails* *hides behind Lavi instead* Lavi- Don't worry Bou-chan! I'll protect you from that pervert! Me- Thank you Lavi-kun ^^ *hugs him tightly*

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
I'll be your girlfriend Hiei-kun ^^ Hiei- *backs away slowly* uhm... That's alright Haey... I'll manage on my own... Me-What? Am I not good enough for you?! Hiei- No, that's not it... It's just... I don't think I'm good enough for you *blushes* Me-Awwww, it's ok Hiei-kun! I love you! *golomps*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
*sigh* Are you sure this wasn't meant for Lenalee? Bak-*nodds* Me-Awww, then I love you too Bak-chan!

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?
EDWARD! Is this what I get for calling you short?! And Lavi, how could you betray me like this?! I thought you love me! Edward-You brought this upon yourself! Lavi-No! It's not like that Bou-chan! Me- Forget it! I hate you both! *runs away crying*

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Soooooo not gonna happen!

Would number 2 trust number 5?
I don't know... Maybe *shrugs*

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?
Yeah... That perv probably just wants to see me in a miniskirt though =/

Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?
Edward would probably attack him... Poor Allen-kun... You were so young, I'm sorry you had to die so early :(

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Well... Lavi could surpass in what ever they tried to do since he's so smart, so it would probably be up to Kyo... And since Kyo enjoys martial arts so much he would probably find something that has to do with that

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Hmmm... I didn't know either of them cooked...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
I don't really know... Roy wants to be Fuhrer so he'd probably apply for that though

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No! Hiei! Don't you dare touch Kyo's perfect hair!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
Uhm... Probably not...

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Since when does Hiei blush O.o

What would happen if...

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Uhm... Lavi... Lavi-Yes Bou-chan? Me-I suggest you run... Lavi-Oh! Right, thank you Bou-chan! *runs for his life* Ed-GET BACK HERE YOU! *runs after Lavi*

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?
Poor Rayne-kun... He's probably scarred for life... Rayne-*nods slowly* Me-I'm sorry Rayne-kun *hugs*

4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?
O.o R-Roy... And Allen?! WHAT KIND OF SICK WORLD IS THIS?!?!?!?!

5 and 6 did a work-out together?
*drools*

6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?
Oh no! I'm so sorry Hatori-san! Here's an invitation right now!

5 won the lottery?
He would probably use the money to build his own dojo Kyo-*nods*

8 had quite a big secret?
He already does... He's got a few actually...

9 became a singer?
O.o Bak-chan... You're only embarrassing yourself so please stop... Bak-O-oh... Ok... Me-Yeah... I'm sorry... *comforts Bak-chan with a hug*

10 got a daughter?
WHAT?! SHE BETTER BE ADOPTED EDWARD!!!

What would 1 think of 2?
Hm...I think they could get along. They're both really smart after all so they'd have plenty of stuff to talk about.

What would 2 find weird about 3?
That he used to dress in girls clothes...

How would 1 greet 4?
Lavi- Hey Shortstack! *grins* Allen-*fumes*I TOLD YOU MY NAME IS ALLEN!!!

What would 4 envy about 5?
That he's so much taller Allen-*glares* I resent that.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Er... I don't think Kyo would dream about Hatori O.o

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both have black hair...

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Him making fun of Hiei's shortness...

Where would 8 meet 9?
No where...

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That he's really short.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
If Lavi forced Edward to drink a gallon of milk xD

25 Random Facts About Me

1. I want to be a forensic psychologist when I grow up
2. I really want to dance when I listen to Just Dance by Lady Gaga >.

3. I used to be obsessed with Aaron Carter (Now I'm obsessed with Aaron Dismuke >>)

4. I love the smell of freshly cut grass

5. I have way to many inside jokes
6. I love the smell of clean laundry
7. I like The Beastieboys
8. I my favorite bands are The Beatles and Rise Against
9. I love going people watching
10. I will spend my day trying to memorize random crap 'cause I can
11. I love to write
12. I am a vegetarian. NOT A VEGAN!!!
13. I switch between English, Japanese, Spanish, and German when I talk, oh and my own made-up words
14. I love to color
15. I'm a chain reader when I really get into a series
16. I'm an anime/manga addict
17. Julia makes random songs about how much she loves and I love it because it makes me feel special :)
18. I am NOT a pedophile/hebophile no matter what my weirdo friends say (They called me pedo for liking Momiji even though he's technically older than I am -.-)
19. I support gay marriage 100%
20. I will never eat a shoe unless I'm stuck on a desert island and I have no other options
21. I can't stand it when people I hate assume we're friends
22. I've read the sixth Harry Potter 8 times in counting
23. I should be working on the 9th chapter in my fanfic right now but I'm not
24. When I'm home alone I dance around and sing to music one would never expect me to
25. If you ask me pirates or ninjas the answer will be "I AM a ninja, why even bother asking me that question?"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible and needy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue..
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay/lesbian/bisexual friends, please repost this into your profile

The Soundtrack To My Life

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: Lost in Hollywood - System of a Down

Waking Up: Schrei- Tokio Hotel

First day of school: Year 3000- Jonas Brothers *hides under a rock* (Now everyone knows I listen to that song T.T)

Falling in love: The Carple Tunnel of Love- Fall Out Boy

Fighting: Wishing Well- The Airborne Toxic Event

Breaking up: Video Killed the Radio Star- The Buggles

Driving: If I Had You- Adam Lambert

Flashback: Durch Den Monsun- Tokio Hotel

Mental Breakdown: Crazy Train- Ozzy Ozbourne (epicly perfect)

Getting back together: Jesse's Girl- Rick Springfield

Prom Night: Lost in Stereo- All Time Low

Wedding: Jund Und Nicht Mehr Jundenfrei- Tokio Hotel

Birth of a child: The Take Over- Honor Society

Final battle: Hey Ya- Outkast

Death scene: In One Ear- Cage the Elephant

Funeral: Hold My Hand- New Found Glory

End credits: Praise Chorus- Jimmy Eat World (Fave song by them EVER!!!)

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If you do a small, festive dance inside your head every time you read or hear the name Edward Elric, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you know Revenge is a Bitch copy to profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything? Isn't it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

Keep on laughing
If you didn't laugh at this then put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard a police sirin and yell "AAAAGGGHHH! THEY FOUND ME!" or something on the lines of that and hide in a random place put this in ur profile

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you shake you head as if your at a rock consert while at the mall/school/etc, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have stood infront of a door waiting for it to open, then realise it's not an automatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."'

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, YokotheLovelessWarrior, Bailkatanas, Midnight Hikari, XxWitheredRosexX

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you are one of the people who will repeatedly hit the 'GO' button when trying to make something load and scream at your computer in frustration when it doesn't work copy and paste this into your profile!

If your 11th birthday was the worst because you didnt get a letter to Hogwarts, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

copy this if u know its true(put it on yo page)-"Manga and Anime are my life"

If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TurotTrainer,kpizkool, BubblesBoo, SukiraOfTheLight, Ryoko, ichi-pichi-pyon-chana-chan, Booboo-nyaa, animegirl10102, XxWitherdRosexX

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.

Talk to yourself everyday copy onto your porfile

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