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Joined 06-01-10, id: 2385937, Profile Updated: 12-27-14
Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Arrow, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.

Everyone has sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.

Romans 3:23

But God loved the people of the world so much, that He gave his only Son to die for our sins so we didn't have to. And whoever believes in Him, will not perish; but have eternal life with Him.

More or Less John 3:16.

There is my life moto. PM if you want to know more. No flamers though. Thanks.

About my Fanfictions:

I write parody one-shots, mostly. But I've written two full-length stories. And I am in practically every fandom with a major following.

About me:

I am a shameless square.

I love tea.

And cats.

And books.

And pretty dresses.

And classical music.

And pretty much all music, except rap and country.

Fleetwood Mac is my jam.

Musicals are my life-blood.

I love oatmeal cookies.

The Muppets soundtracks are the bomb-diggity.

I will rarely use modern slang in it's correct form because I am far from trendy.

But I have nothing against trendy people.

I guess swag is okay.

I've seen almost every Marvel movie in existance, and several DC movies, too.

I like Marvel, better though.

I watch documenteries.

I can't spell.

I watched a documentery on the evolution of superheros, and it gave away they ending of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, so I knew that was going to happen before the movie was even released.

It broke my heart.

I collect antique/ vintage technology. Like old cameras and radios.

Harry Potter is my love.

Isn't Matt Lewis such a hunk these days?

But so is Tom Felton.

And every other actor from those films, sans Dudley. I will never view him as anything but the little pig from the first book.

Beyonce is pretty good.

Tina Fey is my role model.

I like reading comedians' books on their life.

I also love classical lit.

Taylor Swift's new song "Shake it Off" is real good.

But Dvorak's New World Symphony is better.

And anything by Claude Debussy beats all.

Pemberly Digital is the best thing on Youtube.

Other than Piano Cat.

And Jimmy Fallon's Oscar-winners make movies out of popular Youtube videos.

Ameowadeus. Yes.

I've lived a life relatively free of change. It was really nice for a while, but then my senior year of high-school hit and I realised life hurts. A lot. The summer before a friend I'd known since childhood died, I realised I should have been preparing for college the year before, and learned that I was stunningly mediocre.

But life's not all gloom and doom. I realised that at least, while my friends had been stressing over tests and admissions deadlines, I had been enjoying my life and taking advantage of my high school years to actually live my life. I spent my free time serving my community and hanging out with friends in their dwindling amounts of free time. I am now stressing about tests and admissions deadlines, but still continuing to use my time in a way that makes me happy and actually enjoy what I am presently doing. So, at least I have that.

Viva la internet

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From Darkness: a Grant Ward Story by skyewardfitzsimmonsphilinda reviews
When you come from hell, it's hard to believe you deserve anything better. And when you've carried secrets alone for so long, it's damn near impossible to believe that there's anyone out there who could share your burden. The team's journey, from Ward's perspective. I believe in Grant Ward, and I believe there is hope at the end of the story.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 92,735 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - P. Coulson, G. Ward, L. Fitz, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Songs of Ice and Snow by thefireplanet reviews
There are burdens to being queen that have nothing to do with a curse. There are duties expected of the princess that have nothing to do with being a sister. And the course of true love never did run smooth.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,041 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa, Hans - Complete
Their Seventh Year by Enlightened Piglet reviews
Lily Evans reckons she has it all sorted; perfect grades, two best friends, and a cute new love interest to boot. Oh, but she forgot to mention, her sister's getting married to a walrus, there are Death Eaters on the loose, and James I'm-a-living-god Potter is Head Boy. This is the story of their seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 106,699 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., OC
Gilbert of Blythe Farm by ArtNScience reviews
The other side of Anne of Green Gables, Gilbert's side. Following the same chronology as AOGG, but told from the perspective of Gilbert and his family. Some characters you know and love, plus a few others I took the liberty to expand considerably. The characters belong to L.M. Montgomery, and I thank her family for allowing my imagination to soar in Avonlea.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,375 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012
Love and Other Four Letter Words by Lexaa reviews
A series of oneshots, drabbles, and fluffy randomness about everyone's favorite couple, Percy and Annabeth. All chapter names will be four letters long.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,515 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Kingsport Kin by MusicWriterGirl reviews
A story of Anne's final month of teaching in Kingsport. When a teacher at Kingsport Ladies College falls ill, Gilbert Blythe takes the temporary teaching position to be near Anne.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,851 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012
Giving Up and Changing Mind by Paradise-san786 reviews
Lily Evans never liked James Potter. James finds out how much that is true and he finally gives up. But could a Quidditch accident change that? Being forced to look after James, could Lily finally look past the prankster and see thats she's wrong? J/L R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,169 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fellowship Game Night by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Oneshot. The Fellowship all gather in Rivendell for their monthly game night, but there's a reason no one wanted to invite Gandalf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Lily and the HalfBlood Prince by greeneyes117 reviews
This story starts from when Severus first met Lily, and the way their friendship evolved during their school years. It is mostly canon, continuing seamlessly from Ch.33 in JKR's book the latter marked in italics .COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 137 - Words: 619,061 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna and the Sunrise by BlueMoonsAndTooSoons reviews
Luna goes out to meet Neville early in the morning to see something he announced as "riveting." She is pleasently suprised at what he has to show. Completely innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
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Synonyms of Getting Here reviews
1987 was an exciting year for the United Kingdom. Their Prime Minister, one Margaret Thatcher, had been re-elected, making her the longest, continuously serving Prime Minister since Lord Liverpool himself; and it was the year Rick Astley was "Never Gonna Give You Up". But 1987 was especially exciting for the freshly started Fitz family. Fitz: From birth to Season 1. FitzSimmons
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,726 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons
We Are Never Getting Back Together reviews
Can Laurel ever forgive Oliver for what he has done to her? And what about his raging ego? Can she look past his imperfections, self-obsession, and love for scratch-and-sniff stickers? No. She really can't.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Oliver Q., Laurel L. - Complete
Love and Other Magic reviews
The bond that Ron and Hermione share is not one to be triffled with. But Viktor Krum thinks he can mess with the delicate balance that is their relationship. Post-war. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Viktor K. - Complete
Voldemort's Lament II reviews
Sequal to "Voldemort's Lament", Voldemort seeks help elsewhere in this thrilling five-year-old humor-esque tale of two shop clerks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Glutton Games reviews
The parrallel world of Panem has raving reviews: "Wow, this was so good, it makes me wish I wasn't dead!" - Voldemort* "I wish I had been more like Katnip! Maybe I would have lived." -Braveheart* "Can't wait until my printer finishes printing this so I can hang it on my refrige." - Obama* *May or may not be exact quotes.** Translations vary. **Not exact quotes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Voldemort's Lament reviews
Everyone's favorite villain in counciling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
The Wheezing Wizard Retirement Home reviews
What happens to all of our heroes when they're old?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Brotherhood of Man reviews
Harry teaches Voldemort about the great, big Brotherhood of man!
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Epic Crossover Event: Max Ride and Percy Jackson reviews
Insert really good summary that makes you want to read this fanfiction here. Written before The Lost Hero and Angel.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,910 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Fang, Percy J.