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Joined 07-21-02, id: 238611, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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Name: Kalitra Dracona

Age: You got the eyes to see this?

Height/Weight: As if any woman in her right mind would disclose this

Likes: Anime, Sweets, Ramen, Dango, Chocolate, Shounen-Ai, Humor, Parody, Candy, Things that are shiny or go KABOOM, Chibis, Cosplay, Anything with sugar in it

Dislikes: Flamers (unless the story -really- deserves it, otherwise if the content was pre-warned in the summary THEN DON'T READ IT IF YOU'RE GOING TO HATE IT!), stupidity

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Favorite Animes: (listed from love to like) Hetalia, Death Note, Junjou Romantica, Comic Party, Durarara!!, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Cosplay Complex, Shaman King, Yuu-Gi-Oh, Rurouni Kenshin, .hack//sign, Ouran Highschool Host Club

Favorite Movies of All Time: Spirited Away, Coraline

Favorite Shounen-Ai Pairings:PortugalxSpain, PrussiaxGermany, SpainxRomano, AmericaxRussia, RussiaxPrussia, AmericaxEngland, EnglandxHong Kong, AmericaxJapan, RussiaxLithuania, MelloxMatt, NearxMello, ShizuoxIzaya, LxRaito, RaitoxMikami, ItachixSasuke, SasukexNaruto, ItachixKisame, DeidaraxSasori, DeidaraxItachi, HidanxKakuzu, DeidaraxGaara (as far as a relationship one could have with a couch)

Favorite Pairings: HungaryxAustria, HungaryxPrussia, RayexNaomi, HalxGevanni, GaaraxHinata, NejixTenTen

Favorite Bishounen: Alfred F. Jones (America), Ivan Braginski (Russia), Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia), Scotland, Portugal, Mello, Matt, Near, L, Uchiha Itachi, Hidan, Hyuuga Neji, Sasori, Sai, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Reiji Namikura, Tamaki Suou, Miles Edgeworth, Faust VIII, Malik Ishtar, Seto Kaiba, Sesshoumaru

Favorite Questionable Bishounen: 2P England, Gilbird, Deidara, Envy, Jakotsu

Favorite Absolute Sweeties: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo (Spain), Raye Penber, Haku, Kimimaro, Umino Iruka, Fletcher Tringum, Alphonse Elric, Wrath, Himura Kenshin, Lyserg Diethyl, Bakura Ryou, Kurama

Current Total Obsession: HETALIA!, Mello, Akatsuki-related


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The Joker Queen by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
Queen Elizaveta has been forced into an arranged marriage with King Roderich after her fiance goes missing the night before they are to elope. One day, he turns up again - but he just happens to be the most wanted man in the world, the Joker. PruHun; side pairings of Spamano, GerIta, LietPol; implied USUK, France x Jeanne, and SuFin. Cardverse AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,549 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
A Betrayed History by FreidrichKaiser reviews
Cold War, revealing look into the true "fall of Prussia" and all that he endured and still endures. Historically-based, truth of Prussia's past and present, and the many ways in which he and his country's history were betrayed. M for Graphic Violence,Gore
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Prussia, Germany
Hetalia Carols for the Christmas Season by iTorchic reviews
Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
CAMERA by kRieZt reviews
One day, Gilbert bought a new camera. But suddenly, he disappear right in front of Ludwig's eyes...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Ich erinnere by Lady Locke reviews
I remember. I remember all the times I've seen those blue eyes. But now they've changed, and not for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Grown Empires Don't Climb Trees by Zalia Chimera reviews
England returns to one of his colonies after a time spent abroad, and enters into negotiations with them over the most serious of matters. Gen. England, Hong Kong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - England/Britain, Hong Kong - Complete
Run, My Dear by Esbeth reviews
AU. What if Belarus did not chase Russia, but ran instead? Ivan ruthlessly pursues Natalia with a single-minded intensity to join her under his house. Oh my! RussiaxBelarus. Mature rating in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Kiba's Trouble by Topaz Talyn reviews
In order to save himself, Naruto tells the Akatsuki that there is dog demon sealed inside Kiba. Now the Akatsuki is after Kiba and he has to find a way to avoid them while planning his revenge on Naruto [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Kiba I., Itachi U.
Happy Birthday ItachiKun! by Demoneyes 14 reviews
[Winner of the AN fanfic contest]It’s the ninth of June… and Uchiha Itachi is turning eighteen. What horrors shall ensue when Deidara, Sasori and Kisame try to make this day special? Will this be Itachi’s best birthday ever or his last?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Hyuuga Obsession by Dyeh reviews
Sequel to Uchiha Confusion. Alex is back, and... serving Neji? Woah... this has to mean trouble. Meanwhile, Sasuke's determined to get her back... R&R [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Younger Brother, Older Brother by Yuugi-chan reviews
A series of small oneshots focusing around the young Sasuke's and Itachi's life and all the messes they get into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Confusion by Dyeh reviews
Itachi's formulating a plan to kill two birds with one stone. Although, he didn't plan for one of the birds to mistake the word Brother for Lover. Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 434 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
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Lovino's Lamentations reviews
A continuation from A Knight's Night, except told from Lovino's point-of-view. Loosely based on the Cardtalia universe. Antonio is the Knight of Hearts while Lovino is a gardener. Antonio feels he is protecting Lovino by keeping his secret, but he doesn't know that Lovino knows a lot more than he would like.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Knight's Night reviews
Loosely based on the Cardtalia universe. Antonio is the Knight of Hearts while Lovino is a gardener. They are happy together, but Antonio has a secret that is threatening to come out-a terrible secret he feels he cannot hold back much longer. Told from Antonio's point-of-view.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Summer Dream reviews
Abel (Holland) is busy with trade as usual in Dejima, the artificial island off the coast of Nagasaki. However, he encounters a strange box among the cargo. To make matters worse, when he opens it, out pops out Antonio! Anyone who isn't Dutch isn't allowed in Dejima. What a nightmare! What is he going to do? And is his situation really as bad as he previously thought?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Spain, Netherlands - Complete
My Brother reviews
Written from 2P Portugal's point-of-view, he indulges in how he really feels about his dear brother Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Spain, Portugal - Complete
5 Times Alfred Tried to be Romantic reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Alfred wants to make it special for Ivan. But will all his preparations bring about the desired result?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/14/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
His 0ne and 0n1y reviews
It happened on a night that wasn't significantly different from any other night. It happened so fast he scarcely believed it did. But when he was aware, the damage had already been done. . .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Happy Birthday Russia! reviews
After being with the American for this long, Ivan should have come to expect his inane behavior. But at times his patience really was tested. What could Alfred be planning sending him on a wild goose chase for his scarf?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy reviews
A small tribute in remembrance of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Hawaii-centered with brief mentions of Japan and America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Japan, America - Complete
Unquestionable reviews
You never question the leader of the Soviet Union. That was something Toris learned right away. Ivan did as he pleased and Toris' job was to carry his orders out to the best of his ability. Yaoi with mild kinks. IvanxToris with hints of TorisxNatalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Kung Hei Faat Choi! reviews
England gains guardianship over Hong Kong after the first Opium War, but finds that life with the boy isn't as he expected. When New Years arrives and he sees that not even the holidays cheers him up, he heads over to Asia for some help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - England/Britain, Hong Kong - Complete
Of What Do We Pursue? reviews
Near finds himself living with his parents back at his old home again and everything is perfect. But is this utopia enough for him? Some shounen-ai implied.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
The TongueCut Sparrow reviews
A parody of a children's story mixed in with Hidan's and Kakuzu's first meeting. Will this end happily ever after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Heat of Summer reviews
It's a scorcher out there so what does one do? Get ice cream of course! An innocent act turns very uninnocent when a mother misunderstands. Set back in Sasuke's and Itachi's past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Aniki! reviews
Set back when Itachi was 9 and Sasuke was 4. Sasuke wants to do something special for Itachi's birthday! But does it come out as he planned?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.