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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello.

My name is Sarah, 19 and a sophmore in college.

I have been apart of fanfiction.net for many years now and have changed interests so much that I honestly don't use this account that often anymore.

While I have not updated my fics lately, I plan to do so. However, I make no promises.

Have a nice day.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

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Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 205,854 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lone Child by Firepanther2000 reviews
AU. James and Lily Potter never died and Harry was sent to an orphange at birth. 5 years later James (Harry) defeats Voldemort with some extraordinary powers. Now James is off to Hogwarts with his best friend Triss Summers. COMPLETE! Lone Child: Second Edition is now up with SIGNIFICANT changes! And be sure to check out my new novel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 181,349 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just the truth by pokari reviews
(H/D) Malfoys are nice?! Harry got pregnant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,953 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Deadly Deception by Delylah reviews
He could not stand being Harry anymore.... He had...never wished so intensely that he could be somebody...anybody...else... Order of the Phoenix, U.S. edition, page 822. Sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight. An AU year 6 fic, started preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,962 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3851 - Favs: 6,081 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Great Confession by Shadowpawn reviews
Dumbledore tells Harry of his true inheritance. Voldemort grows more powerfull each day, how much will Harry give up to save the Wizarding world? How close should you let your friends get when, to defeat the Dark Lord, you have to fight like one. HDslas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,046 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5157 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Harry is swept away from Hogwarts and finds himself falling into a seductive darkness, yet all he really wants is to go home... SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,004 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fallen by Yih reviews
[COMPLETE Slash: HPxLV, HPxLM, HPxSS] Taken as a child, Harry grows up knowing Nagini as his caretaker and Voldemort as a person that he'd like nothing more than to impress...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,791 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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Harry Potter No More reviews
AU. There is no Harry Potter. Than who is he and what will happen when he finds out that it is all a lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P.
Can You Hear It Sing? reviews
Slight AU, set in the 6th year. A time traveler has arrived at Hogwarts, but it's not who you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P.
Because Of You reviews
Harry went to go live with the Dursleys, but a tragic accident sent him elsewhere, being adopted by a rather bizarre yet remarkable couple. Rated PG-13 for future Language and Slash. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P.
Never Be The Same reviews
A relationship destroyed, a secret kept. One of the Weasley's is not who you think they are. Twenty-something years later, a secret will be released that will change The Weasley family's lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lucius M., Molly W.
It Takes Time to Heal reviews
A tragedy strikes Harry after Hogwarts. How does he heal? CWHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Harry P.
Mi Amor reviews
On shot implied (well, according to me) slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Learning to Cope reviews
Slash story. Pairings are DM/HP, LM/JP, SS/RL, LM/CW, SB/OC and RW/HG. A bit of Drama, but mostly romance. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bullying reviews
Written after reading OoTP, but doesnt spoil the book, i promise. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Severus S., James P.
A Life Not Worth Wanting reviews
An AU fic, taking on a different approach to that fateful night. Last chapter up! Warning...no more!!! *sobs*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,088 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
Evilness Inside of Us reviews
Sequal to the Perfect Fan, but you dont have to read that to understand this. Percy angst. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Percy W.
The Unknown reviews
Have you ever kept a huge secret from someone? One that could change their lives, could maybe even kill them? This secret is discovered, but should it be? Or is it too deadly....Ch.2 is now UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 12/25/2001
I'm Just Me reviews
I'm attempting poetry, please dont laugh. now i have to go, to take a bath
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/10/2001
Only I can make it all right. reviews
Harry/Ginny. It's short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/27/2001
Secrets part 1 reviews
This is a new series im working on. It's gonna be really good. Read it, ok? And REVIEW!Oh yeah and there's no disclaimer until the end of the whole series. It's about 5 chapters long, not too long. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2001 - Published: 2/20/2001
Souls reviews
You dont own your soul, or do you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/25/2001
Hermione's Story reviews
what the title says. Why Herm's a know-it-all R/R please! it's very short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12/29/2000
Fame Would Never Bring Her Family Back reviews
this is a little different. Around HP time, but about a girl named Rachel... Harry is talked about but not alot.PG for one tiny word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/15/2000
Charm Of Defeat parts 1,2 and 3. REVISED reviews
One bad word. parts 1,2 and 3. please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/23/2000