Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
HOLA MI AMIGOS!!!!!! i...am semi new here on fanfiction and i might like to start writing stories.but im scared so please when a post a story please give me your most truth filled review. also if you despise a weak loser bella that stephanie meyer wrote then im more than sure that you might like my stories,because i believe that stephanie meyer just made it seem like the human girl is weak and only needs a man plus who dosent like a badass chick heehee...yes.
p.s(wait can someone tell me what p.s stand for?)does my screen name rule or what?
HEY EVERYONE WELL I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT IM TAKING A BREAK FROM MY OLDER STORIE AND WORKING ON MY NEW STORIES A NEW LIFE WITH MANY TWISTS...THATS WHAT ITS CALLED RIGHT...RIGHTTT LOL ANYWAYS SO YEAH AND ILL PROBOLLY (ARG CANT SPELL) AND ILL PROBOLLY BE UPDATING ON THAT STORY LIKE EVERYDAY YAYYY EVERY DAAY!!!! SO...YEAH OH HEY PEOPLE I FOUND OUT WHAT THE TITLE OF MA STORY IS...A NEW BEGINNING WITH MANY TWISTS...YEAH I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED :) and my other story constipated vampires and manly men...you know that one actually made me laugh like so hard when i went back anc read it?...hilarious thats all i gotta say oh and you should read those...right now theyre like sorta like the polar opposites of each other like north and sout...east wedt k im done :)
...S...Obsession over vampires
1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally.
2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs.
3. He fought in the civil war.
4. He didn't kill Bella.
5. He sparkles.
6. He never left anyone
.7. He showed everyone how to fight.
8. Blonds have more fun.
9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie.
10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AMEN
FUNNY CONVERSATIONS!!!!! (some...most of these convos are from my story constipated vampires and manly men...yessss so check it out because...im doing it again!!! whoo!!
"Darlin' what the hell did you do? Jasper said with worry. "Did you accidentally kill someone?"
"Oh...well then...did you do it on purpose?"
Oh and Carlisle…Esme ill keep in contact with you guys. You want to know why?" they just looked at me questionably "Because you're the bomb diggity farealgitty giigity goo alright" I started laughing as I walked over to Carlisle and Esme…
And with that I rode into the sunset on my trusty steed Pheobe. "Neigh Pheobe neigh!"
"I said neigh!"
"I should whoop your ass" he said
"I should whoop your ass I could hit you right now and I'd be whooping your ass… because you're an ass!" "yeah understand that…you're my bitch now so neigh you bitchy ass neigh!"
"Good boy Pheobe Good boy! Geuss what you get now!"
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