Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Fav. PJO quote: "With great power, comes great need to take nap." -Nico di Angelo
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If you have had a guy break your heart put this on your profile!
If that same guy came back and said sorry put this on your profile!
In Greek~ Romans 8:38-39~ If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile
πεπεισμαι γαρ οτι ουτε θανατος ουτε ζωη ουτε αγγελοι ουτε αρχαι ουτε δυναμεις ουτε ενεστωτα ουτε μελλοντα
ουτε υψωμα ουτε βαθος ουτε τις κτισις ετερα δυνησεται ημας χωρισαι απο της αγαπης του θεου της εν χριστω ιησου τω κυριω ημων
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Funny Phobias~ If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile!
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words~ Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
Androphobia- Fear of males~ A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"
Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people~ You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman~ A guy looks at his fiance
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting~ Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."
Sophophobia- Fear of learning~ Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public~ A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school~ Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking~ Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"
Love life, Love happiness, Love God
There is 1 true God, pass it on!
If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.
If you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.
If you are a dog lover, copy and paste this into your profile!!!
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored
Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
This is kitty! Copy and Paste him into your profile to stob animal abuse!