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Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Fav. PJO quote: "With great power, comes great need to take nap." -Nico di Angelo

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗ If you like to laugh!

If you have had a guy break your heart put this on your profile!

If that same guy came back and said sorry put this on your profile!

In Greek~ Romans 8:38-39~ If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile

πεπεισμαι γαρ οτι ουτε θανατος ουτε ζωη ουτε αγγελοι ουτε αρχαι ουτε δυναμεις ουτε ενεστωτα ουτε μελλοντα

ουτε υψωμα ουτε βαθος ουτε τις κτισις ετερα δυνησεται ημας χωρισαι απο της αγαπης του θεου της εν χριστω ιησου τω κυριω ημων

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

Funny Phobias~ If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words~ Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Androphobia- Fear of males~ A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people~ You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman~ A guy looks at his fiance

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting~ Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."

Sophophobia- Fear of learning~ Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"

Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public~ A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.

Scolionophobia- Fear of school~ Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking~ Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

Love life, Love happiness, Love God

There is 1 true God, pass it on!

If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.

If you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.

If you are a dog lover, copy and paste this into your profile!!!

Ever Wonder:

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ

This is kitty! Copy and Paste him into your profile to stob animal abuse!

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Unbelievable by Justtypicalwriter reviews
A daughter of Hades likes Percy. She hates Annabeth. Percy has never spoken to her until something happens. She becomes friends with the least person expected and someone gets in the way of her crush on Percy. Will she find herself?WARNING: NOT PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,976 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Thalia's Great Prophecy by screamattheskyx3 reviews
AU. The time for Thalia's prophecy has come. And this time, it involves her idiotic, dense best friend and a new girl from sunny California.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,522 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Love's Immortal by n.again reviews
Percy Jackson has accepted Zeus’s offer to become a God. He is his fathers second in command. He will live forever with a family and a kingdom, a cabin in Camp-Half blood has even been built in his honor, but it remains empty, as he supposes it will...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
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Don't You Dare Speak Now reviews
Taylor Swift speaks now at her ex's wedding, and she gets him back. But when Annabeth does she must let Percy choose who he wants to marry: Annabeth, or another girl.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
This Isn't a Romance Novel reviews
Relationships aren't perfect, no matter what Aphrodite says.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
What if reviews
This story plot is good but I'm going to rewrite it, wait for a later version of this thnx
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
You Belong With Me reviews
This songfic is really weird and dont read its stupid. thnx. if you flame, i will roast marshmallows :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Love Story reviews
A random percy x annabeth story written by urs truly XD most of my percabeth stories are now discontinued due to my new obsession of thalia x nico and thalia x percy lol :P
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
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