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Hi, my name is Arti. That was a crappy introduction.

Well, I'm 14. I know. I know. You're too young to be on here, blah, blah, blah.

But I'm also a freshman in high school, so I'm used to being around older people and, to let you in on a little secret, I'm more mature than all of them. *GASP* But in reality I'm a little like all the other mindless teenagers surrounding you. One more thing you should know. I REALLY WANT TO BE A PSYCHIATRIST WHEN I GROW UP. Just thought I'd put that out there. (: Now, I must enthuse you with my life mottoes because I feel like torturing you.

No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, please do so now.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extereme violence.

Assassins do it from behind.

- What I live by.

Right, so stereotypes are bulls@#$. Don't believe me? Here's proof.

The one's regarding me are in bold.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke grass.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. (Techinaly, I am Asian, but not in a sense people usually think of.. you'll see)


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.


I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b&*$h.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.


I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store and smell bad. (Personally, I find that very offensive. I smell pretty good.)

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a ho...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a ho.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a tart.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking ho.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible tart.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the Mob.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.


I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small willy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm STRAIGHT, WHITE, AND MALE, so I MUST be closed minded.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm BRITISH so I MUST be a snobb and love tea ( I wish I was British!)

I like HARRY POTTER so I MUST be a dork with no life

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Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 8,090 - Follows: 8,403 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,648 - Follows: 9,216 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Dumbledore's Secret by Angel Dust Fury reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a big secret. One that will shock Harry Potter and not for the better. Evil Dumbledore! Dark Harry! AU! HPSS DMBZ KSRL HGBL in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,819 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Balancing Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 3,094 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3537 - Favs: 5,873 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete