Hi, my name is Arti. That was a crappy introduction.
Well, I'm 14. I know. I know. You're too young to be on here, blah, blah, blah.
But I'm also a freshman in high school, so I'm used to being around older people and, to let you in on a little secret, I'm more mature than all of them. *GASP* But in reality I'm a little like all the other mindless teenagers surrounding you. One more thing you should know. I REALLY WANT TO BE A PSYCHIATRIST WHEN I GROW UP. Just thought I'd put that out there. (: Now, I must enthuse you with my life mottoes because I feel like torturing you.
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, please do so now.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extereme violence.
Assassins do it from behind.
- What I live by.
Right, so stereotypes are bulls@#$. Don't believe me? Here's proof.
The one's regarding me are in bold.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke grass.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. (Techinaly, I am Asian, but not in a sense people usually think of.. you'll see)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a GAY RIGHT SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b&*$h.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store and smell bad. (Personally, I find that very offensive. I smell pretty good.)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a ho...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a ho.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a tart.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking ho.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible tart.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the Mob.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small willy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY
I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm STRAIGHT, WHITE, AND MALE, so I MUST be closed minded.
I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm BRITISH so I MUST be a snobb and love tea ( I wish I was British!)
I like HARRY POTTER so I MUST be a dork with no life