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Sirius Black's Sordid Affair by WhyWhatShutup reviews
In which James is a git, Sirius and Lily hook up, and general angst and chaos ensue. Also "I think your hair is ruddy brilliant!" because "ruddy" is a word that should be used much more frequently. Sirius citrus involved in the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,635 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
Fifteen Months by Dr. Sheep reviews
We follow James Potter and the Marauders as they strive to survive in the fifteen months between Harry's birth and Halloween 1981. The innate laughter of life with the Marauders is tainted by the ever present threat of war and suspicion between friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Believe in a miracle, and it'll find you by Smile 83 reviews
60 years POST BD: Edward and Bella are in high school once again. A new student is very interested in Edward. And if having someone after your husband isn't enough, Bella has been having weird feelings lately, feelings that resemble certain human ones...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,747 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
J's new Client by Oujdagirl reviews
Jasper needs to make a visit to J.Jenks, but maybe it's time he handed the family connection to someone else. Ten years post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,769 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jenks, Bella - Complete
Pushups and Daisy chains by Oujdagirl reviews
Everything from push-ups to daisy chains can invoke a kiss. And how strong is Edward? Post-Twilight. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wow by Oujdagirl reviews
Nessie has to tell Edward that she's getting married. How does Edward react? Set after J's new clients and post BD. Father/Daughter Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Things To Do In Walmart, with Emmett! by emilylovee reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in Walmart and decides to do them all! Along with the other Cullens of course! Sure to be crazy.. Hilarious story here people!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Emmett
Fathers' Day in Forks by Oujdagirl reviews
Bella wants to do one more nice thing for her father before she drifts away into the world of vampires. She just needs some help from the Cullens. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Twilight Saga Instant Messaging by Oujdagirl reviews
The Twilight Characters get their hands on IM.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
A Cullen Education by kas90 reviews
30 years after BD, the Cullens move to New York. They begin school where their teacher is Mrs. Bella Cullen. What will happen when Em, Rose, Jasper, Alice, Nessie, Jake, and Edward are all in the room with one of their own instructing them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
The Cullen's Back at Forks High by AnNaLeE m O'bRiEn reviews
After being away for 75 years the Cullen’s plus Jake have decided to move back to Forks. But what happens when they meet the grandkids of their former classmates? Kids who have heard stories about the Cullen’s since they were little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once upon a Twilight IM story by CharmdMone reviews
IM story. Funny beyond belief. Hylarious My story squared . I suck at summarys. it really good and my first story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Strip! by Donghae Oppa reviews
The Mauraders and their friends decide to play an extreme version of truth or dare... Strip version! rated T for implied content. Review! and tell me whether to continue or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Truth or dare with the pack by lildevil76 reviews
Edward is out hunting for the day and Bella is left with nothing to do. Jacob comes, him and the pack apologize and want to catch up and end up playing truth or dare & R&R PWEASE :D [COMPLETE] WOOOOOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Missing Moments by TheSingingGirl reviews
So much happened from the moment Rosalie picked up the phone to when Jacob came to visit. A series of missing moments to tell you the story between books 1 and 2 of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,262 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
New Crescent by isabellsah cullen reviews
First Day back at school after Edward returns in New Moon. From Bella's point of view...something i've had for months and forgot to publish...ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5699 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Can Hear The Bells by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
[Post Eclipse] Bella gets into a conversation with Alice that makes her mind change for the better on being Edward's fiancé. When he gets back, how will he react to Bella's new found joy? Based on I Can Hear The Bells from Hairspray. EdwardBella oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
All Hallows Eve by WindMadeSolid reviews
In their last hour together, James, Lily, and Harry share touching family moments. Sadly, time is running out for the paretns of The Boy Who Lived...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Of Different Ranks and Countries by Lady Luckless reviews
The Marauders and their worst Gryffindor enemies play a game of Truth or Dare. Will hell break loose? [Completed!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,092 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Complete
High School Again reviews
100 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens and Jacob go back to high school. Again. What will happen when the Cullen kids and friends have a game night, including a game of... Truth or Dare: Cullen Style. CURRANTLY ON HOLD! Did I spell that right? X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
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