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Joined 06-02-10, id: 2387512, Profile Updated: 11-29-10
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

To the many people who have been begging me to write my own stories:

I already have, this is my account for criticizing the idiots I was talking about in my list of Dramione Pointers (note: I have had several people call me a rip-off because apparently there is another author named Musical Catharsis who also made a list, and a couple of her points are close to mine. Please know and understand that I am not stupid enough to take someone's work and try to pass it off as my own.) In fact, a couple of the people who messaged me asking for me to try writing had even commented on one of my stories on my writing account.

To the people who's stories I have reviewed, or will in the future:

I go back and forth from being a fun person to talk to to and being a bitch faster than Edward Cullen has his mood swings. Basically, if you have a good story then I will probably be nice, but if I don't like your story then you'd better hope that I'm in a good mood.

To those who have received a bitchy review from me, or will eventually:

I am generally not gentle. I know that I'm a heartless bitch at times (especially when dealing with idiots), but you know what? I don't particularly care if I hurt your feelings. I'm not arrogant enough to expect for you to be appreciative of my bitchy review, either. I don't expect a 'thank you.' If you message me to thank me for a review, then I will probably give you the phone number to the local asylum. I don't expect anyone to remember me, either, unless remembering the short list of pointers below or a memory of, again, what a bitch I am.

Don't bother sending me messages complaining about my reviews, because because I will rip you down. I will make you look and feel like an idiot. If you decide to ignore me and send me an angry message anyway, at least stay away from the 'heartless bitch' and 'hypocrite' (still not sure where that one came from) insults; use something colorful and original. I've heard both of those insults so many times that really, it's getting boring.

Peace ;)

Dramione pointers reviews
10 do's and dont's for those writing those wonderful Dramione's... Rated M just to be sure, seeing as I don't feel like being suspended today :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete