The Lonely Padawan
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Joined 06-03-10, id: 2388531, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
Author has written 14 stories for Legion, Phantom of the Opera, Dracula 2000, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Resident Evil, and X-overs.

This is Onyxx Rayne's account--changed my username for... reasons unknown to even me. XD Sorry for any confusion.

I'm going to try and write a Heath Ledger/Dark Knight fic that is much in the format of my Gerry series. Message me and tell me what you think!

I'm on Youtube now! 8O Tell me what you think?

My good friend Donnie Elmore's Youtube channel: His version of "Hey There Delilah" made me storm out of the room feeling inferior.

I absolutely love Gerard Butler and every movie he's played in. My favorite is definitely Phantom of the Opera, but I love 300 too just because it shows him shirtless through the entire movie. XD

I'm a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE fan of the Resident Evil games and the Resident Evil: Afterlife movie. I loved Richard Waugh and DC Douglas almost equally, Douglas having the slightest little bit that tipped the scale in his favor. Only because Waugh's evil laugh was kind of funny and Douglas's scared the living hell out of me. XD Shawn Roberts was a pretty good Wesker, and he sold the movie for me. -shrug-

Also, it took me two years to finally finish RE4. Just thought I'd throw that in there. XD

I love the Phantom of the Opera. Gerry Butler made me cry my eyeballs out.

I am a yaoi fangirl and I have several favorite pairings. To name a few:

Resident Evil:





(Apparently, anyone's great with Leon. XD)

Phantom of the Opera

ErikxRaoul (I've been converted XD)


Batman Begins/Dark Knight



Lord of the Rings:


Vampire Knight:



That's generally about it. I don't read much other fanfiction than RE and Phantom, mainly RE because there just isn't enough ExR out there...

I would really love to see a Resident Evil/Devil May Cry crossover with a WeskerxVergil lemon. :3 If someone was willing to do that, I'd be eternally grateful :D

21 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" with different sized funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?”

17. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

18. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

19. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

20. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

21. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

A white man said ''coloured people are not allowed here''
a black man turned around and stood up.
then he said: ''listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
when I grew up I was BLACK.
when I'm sick I'm BLACK.
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
when I'm cold I'm BLACK.
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But, you sir.
when you are born you are PINK.
when you grow up you're WHITE.
when you're sick, you're GREEN.
when you go in the sun you turn RED.
when you're cold you turn BLUE.
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me colored?''
the black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
put this on your page if you HATE racism


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Humorous DMC Tales by Shinigami117 reviews
A collection of funny DMC short stories. Inspired by Agent HUNK's Random Hellsing Tales.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Dante, Vergil, Nero - Complete
Chase the Dark by BundyShoes reviews
She wanted to believe that this was just some nightmare, some weird daydream of hers and she's just half-asleep in the car, waiting to reach their new home, but then Michael walked into the room and reality smacked her in the face. This was real. Michael/Audrey AU (REVISED AND EDITED- 1/18/2015)
Legion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Michael, Audrey A.]
UnKnown Worlds by The Weaver of Words reviews
Annabel wakes up to everyone's favorite vampire in bat form on her bed, what ensues WILL NOT BE TOLD IN THE DESCRIPTION, DON'T BE LAZY, READ IT! NOW CONTINUING! :D Needs to be rewritten, will continue once I have my next major projects done.
Dracula 2000 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010
Louder Than Thunder by Sfortuna reviews
Charlie and Jeep leave a broken Audrey at Red Ridge to fend for herself among other survivors. Her healing has only just begun; there's a long road ahead, and she's destined to walk it with another. Completed ? .
Legion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Audrey A., Gabriel - Complete
I Do Believe That You Don't Exist Here by New Game Plus reviews
This person only existed in a video game. He isn't real. He's imaginary, but somehow he is here. He is here in flesh and blood. It's Dante! Dante from DMC is my freaking teacher and yet... not even the biggest DMC fans seems to realize. Now Rated M because of crude language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,917 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Dante, Vergil, OC
State of Flux by lemon-sprinkles reviews
Everyone's life is continually changing- melding and reforming again and again throughout the days, months, and years. For Chris, his life was always in a constant state of flux, giving him little time for reflection. WeskerxChris
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 226,338 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Roses of Life by La Femme Victorienne reviews
She never thought it would come to this. Yet here Christine stood, before her Angel, faced with a choice. Though she knows he is dangerous as he has proven time and time again, something still explicitly draws her to him. She descends further with him, her only hope that her decision will not burn her alive.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,338 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Erik, Christine
DESTROYA! by screamersilent reviews
My chemical Romance Frerard. Gerard needs some inspiration for Destroya, and Frank is happy to help. Rated for sexual content.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
The Official Phan Guide by lovephantomperson reviews
This is your guide to find out what phangirls/phanguys are really like. Chapters explain the different types, levels, and description of the phans.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
Living With the Phantom by The Weaver of Words reviews
It was called The Truth, but as I got on into the story, it isn't really relivant Living with the Phantom of the Opera isn't as easy as you thought, even if you're a Phangirl. Re-editing it, same chapters, but I'm just going through, making punctual corrections and such. Adding and taking out stuff, enjoy if you read!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,025 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010
Forget Me, Forget Me Not by The Pearl Maiden reviews
Major AU. Erik and Christine have grown up together in the Opera Populaire until one fateful night Christine is forced to leave. 10 years later, Christine comes back to Paris to find things have changed. Erik is not the boy she once knew. YoungAdult! Erik/Christine. Complete. [Re-edited 1/13]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,352 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Demon of the Opera by hono'o neko reviews
Alexa Martin stumbles into the world of Phantom of the Opera, without any knowledge of either the movie or the book. I can't decide if Erik is more Leroux's phantom or Webber's phantom... -shrug- R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010
Phantom of the Opera: My version by PhanforLife reviews
Everyone knows Phantom of the Opera didn't end the right way, so here is my version of the classic story. Based on the 2004 movie. Blatantly E/C, Raoul fans should run.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,480 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Stranger Than I Dreamt It by Queen Madisyn of Narnia reviews
Christine Daae works at her aunt's cafe, where she meets a man named Erik Destler, and is caught up in a series of strange meetings with him. Is he who she thinks he is, or is there more than what meets the eye? E/C. Rated T to be safe.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,998 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Another Chance for the Phantom by rocker-chic-101 reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to the Phantom after Christine ditched him for Raoul? Well, this story tells all, and from his point of view. Based after the 2004 movie version of Phantom.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Thoughts by Fiore Di Fenice reviews
A short moment in the Hatter's mind. This can be taken as either romance or friendship, depending on your tastes.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Fairfarren, Alice by Kioasakka reviews
The Hat was a reminder of Alice. He wanted nothing to do with it. He sank to the floor and choked back a sob as he began to rock, murmuring aloud over and over again the words that could have made her stay. AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Taste and Scent by tikki-tock reviews
To Alice, there is something almost erotic about the way a pear smells. The Hatter watches.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Of Hats and Tea by darkswanqueenredybeautysw reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland only to discover that Hatter doesnt remember her. Or does he? Last chapter is up!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,715 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Broken And Torn by Dusk LockHeart reviews
Audrey's point-of-view from where she, Jeep, and Charlie are in the car escaping Gabriel.
Legion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Audrey A. - Complete
Strange Meetings At A Magnificent Garden Party by Ryo Nightray reviews
Ever wondered where Cpt. Jack Sparrow got the idea for a Magnificent Garden Party? Perhaps after an encounter with an odd fellow in a top hat who looks a little familiar... One-shot. Enjoy!
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Raoul's Story by Maidenhair reviews
Raoul tells his story. (Huge Raoul bashing!) Fops ensue. Can Raoul get stupider?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
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The Ghost of You reviews
AU short fic inspired by/based on My Chemical Romance's "The Ghost of You" video. Former soldier Gerard gives a speech at a ceremony dedicated to his brother who died in Iraq.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
He Never Had to Ask reviews
WeskerxChris oneshot: Now that Chris had stepped over to the dark side, there would be no one there to prevent this new world from happening. Their hands and souls intertwined again, embracing like old friends as their hearts beat in sync.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
For His Entertainment reviews
Birfdai present for my friend Sakkie and also a peace offering/way of saying "I HAVE RETURNED." 8D Erikxsomeone else's OC. He'd been patient for far too long. It didn't help that Sakuma had unwittingly teased him many, many times. Yaoi, based on a rp.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Erik - Complete
Face Without a Name reviews
Batman couldn't save him. The doctors couldn't help him. Guess that leaves only me, Jack's daughter, to be able to avenge him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011
When Gerry gets the news that he's got cancer, how will he spend his final days with the best friend he's ever had? Thirty years after the events of "The Twin Brother I Never Had." T for Gerry's potty mouth.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Erik
The Man She Used To Know reviews
Annabel is kidnapped by the Joker, and discovers he's her father's best friend. Will she help him find himself amid all his darkness, or can he ever go back to being Jack? :Note: Joker VERY OOC. Dun like, dun read. NO FLAMES.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,459 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Joker - Complete
New Blood reviews
Dracula has escaped Mary and Simon, and now searches for another soul belonging to him. Meanwhile, as Anna nears her sixteenth birthday, strange things are happening to her... She's extremely photosensitive and hates garlic. What's going on? EG's title
Dracula 2000 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Dracula - Complete
A Very Gerry Christmas reviews
Just Christmas day in the Butler household... Okay, I lied about "Here We Go Again" being the last of the Gerry stories. MORE TO COME... Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, that kind of thing... MUAHAHAHA. Oneshot. 3
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Erik - Complete
The Song I Sing At Funerals reviews
Okay, sort of a sequel to my story "Here We Go Again." Dracula is stuck in our world, and Gerry sends him to live-temporarily-with a trusted friend and huge fan of Dracula. Can she handle Dracula, though? Changed the title again. Allusion to BVB in tile.
Dracula 2000 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,273 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Dracula - Complete
Here We Go Again reviews
Gerry, Em, and the kids are visiting his family back home in Paisley when they find out that a new hole has Glasgow! Not only that, but Raoul has kidnapped Erik and Christine's children. Can Gerry stop him before he lures Erik into his trap?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Erik - Complete
Phantom of London reviews
Five years after the Chandelier Crash. Erik flees to London to escape the police, then saves the life of a Civil War refugee. Rated T for now, may go up for violence. E/OC, not related to "The Twin Brother I Never Had" or "Not Again" in any way.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Erik - Complete
Not Again reviews
Gerry is standing in Time Square, remembering what happened a year ago, when Erik returns . . . with company. And they're NOT friendly. One has a spear, another has a club, and the last has fangs, and they're all looking for answers. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Erik - Complete
The Twin Brother I Never Had reviews
On a perfectly normal day, Gerard Butler is met by a Phantom from his past . . . I know, my summaries usually fail. XP
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Erik - Complete
Redemption reviews
With the Messiah now an adult, Michael must take him from Jeep and he must go on his own. Michael has worries of his own, such as Ariel, a Fallen and his former companion, and Lucifer himself, who wants Ariel for his own. A/N: I don't own any lyrics.
Legion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Michael - Complete