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Joined 06-03-10, id: 2388716, Profile Updated: 05-26-11
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Name: Bethany

Age: 15

Country of Residence: United Kingdom

Fandoms I write for: Harry Potter, Glee

Couples I 'ship': Hermione/Slytherin, Harry/Hermione, NOT Hermione/Ron or Harry/Ginny (I believe JK Rowling made a mistake whilst writing the epilogue in HP7. Hermione and Ron clash. Ginny is an attention seeking whore. I don't like her.)

If you believe that Harry Potter truly is better than Twi-shite *cough* I mean Twilight ;) copy and paste this onto your Profile.

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him.

3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini.

6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.

7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.

8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.

9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."

10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

I do not appreciate getting anonymous reviews, however, if they offer me constructive criticism, or encouragement, I'll turn a blind eye.

If you are going to be courteous enough to review my fiction, then please use proper grammar and spelling. Please, for the love of God, do not submit a review like this;

"omgggggggggggg!! i totally luvvvvvv ur story!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! hermiony is my favvv xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo"

I die a little every time I see a review like this.

I'm not a grammar Nazi, but I am not against reviewing someone, and giving them frank advice of their story is terrible.

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Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 5,044 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Promise: Lost Souls by slytherinangel01 reviews
I saw red with that thought. No other man would touch her except me & if someone has touched her, no one ever will again. I smirked silently as a plan started to form in my mind. I am going to seduce Ms. Hermione Evans-Dumbledore. "MA"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Charming the Snake by x Dark Lady x reviews
Harry Potter never met Draco Malfoy at Madam Malkin's, but instead, the pompous Percy Weasley. Follow a much darker Harry through all seven of his years in Slytherin, as he forms both allies and friends, and makes the impossible...possible. Re-writing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,042 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hogwarts School for SEX Witchcraft and Wizardry by DennWings reviews
Harry has found a book in the black libary, Sexual Inhibitions, this year harry is going to have some fun, will he make slaves or just more friends, with a challange on the way. (UPDATE, story is on hold for now)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,182 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010
Music Videos by The Golden Anchor reviews
The Glee Club explores another part of music or rather another way of Exploring music. Couples that you'll just have to wait and see to find out starts out with puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Music Makes Magic! reviews
After a time of misfortune, 4 lonely kids from Hogwarts travel to Lima, Ohio - where they seek protection and anonymity. What they find there gives them no chance. Hr/MC HP/KH BZ/QF DM/SL - Anything can change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010