Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Eon: Dragoneye Reborn, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Hunger Games.
I LOVE TALE OF TWO CITIES.
Name: WELLLL just call me 07 or Reflect. OR Paulina. Hey, its your choice.
Appearance: Brown-grey eyes. Olive skin. Brown hair (that I PLAN to grow up to my waist, so far its a few inches below shoulder)
Other Facts: ~Youtube account is DawnVibe6 ~HATE FRUITS ~LOVE SWEETS! ~Allergic to changes in temperature (lame, i know) ~have 12 yr-old twin brothers (ITS FREQUENT MURDERR) ~Orange and Blue ARE fav colors. I cant STAND pink. LOVE BLACK AND RED. Green and Purple are kewl too. Yellows fine I guess, it goes with ORANGE
WHO THE HELL I AM AND WHY WOULD YOU CARE: I actually don't know if you would care, and could care less. But hello, nice to meet you :) Im actually nicer than I appear. I am also strange. I love helping out and talking to people. Just your typical online social butterfly. I'm in a collage International Program called IB and plan to major in the Visual arts sector. I'm still in high school though. I am in Theatre, Japanese Club, and will be in Debate as well as Mock-Trial. I play the piano and violin. I sing like a fool but am not afraid:} I'm a beast at hockey (That is NOT on ice HARR HARR) and volleyball. I am pretty much skilled all around lmao. I AM SO WEIRD THOUGH :D EVERYONE AGREES. I have a thing for putting on my hand Chris Martin's equal sign so people are like 0.0 and I am pretty ranndom in general. I'm not afraid to show it though :'D So um, yeah. Thats me:D
~The Mortal Instruments
~The Hunger Games
~The Infernal Devices
~Heroes of Olympus
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY." There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Top 20 Reasons to be a Pirate!!
2.)You don't have to bathe
3.)You could as wierd and crazy as you want
4.)Treasure- do I have to say more?
5.)Everybody wants you
6.)Defy human acrobatics
7.)You know all the best swear words
12.)You can grow tentacles!
13.)Either everyone is sane enough to be after you are crazy enough to be with you.
15.)Weekly Black Out Sail
16.)You know fancy phrases like 'Arg'
17.)Everybody is shouting your name so you must be loved!
18.)Pretend to be a high power of the Church of England
19.)Your life is pure Awesomeness
20.)Sea Turtles Mate!
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
25 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS:
1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
3. He is NOT Gollum either.
4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.
5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.
8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.
9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.
11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.
12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.
13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.
14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.
15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.
16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.
17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.
18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."
21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.
22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.
23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.
24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.
25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.
Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.
1. Tris [Divergent]
2. Katniss [TheHungerGames]
3. Eona [Eon/Eona]
4. Percy [Percy Jackson and the Olympians]
5. Tessa [Infernal Devices]
6. Max [MaximumRide]
7. Peeta [THG]
8. Clary [The Mortal Instruments]
9. Annabeth [PJO]
10. Jace [TMI]
11. Four [D]
12. Fang [MR]
13. Will [ID]
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Max and Four. . .um no. . .I should look for one x)
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Lmao i thought the question asked for the guyr Four but never miinddd) And fuck YES! I LOVE PERCY!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Jace would beat the living crap out of Fang for knocking up Clary xD
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah. LOTS. . .I really hate Annabeth ~.~
5. Would Two and Thirteen make a good couple?
Katniss and Will? Um, why not? :D
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Well TessXAnnbeth wouldnt look good, at least TessaXJace looks better.
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
TrisXClary. I like to hope not ;_;
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I cant recall. . .Poor poor Tessa
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (13) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
Tris and Peeta are in a happy relationship until Will runs off with Peeta. Tris, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Four and a brief unhappy affair with Max, then follows the wise advice of Tessa and finds true love with Fang.
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
I don't know if Clary would hkick Peeta's butt or vice versa. . .
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
AWWWWWWWWW I LOVE TESSA!! :D
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Id smack Clary and get in there with Four;) I like mah Four. Rawr.
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Umm. . .I don't know. . .I wouldnt see it past Katniss though
22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
SHOCKKKKK. Annabeth and Eona???
23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
I wouldnt put it past Fang;)
24. If you happened to be sleeping with (9) and (13) came home to find out you cheated on them, how would you react?
I would NEVER cheat on Will with ANNABETH out of all people >.
The Real RULES:
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Romantic Type by the Pigneon Dectectives (Yu cud say dat...)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? My Last Breath by Evanescence (...why!?! ima dance ajoyful song! full of gay sparkles!!)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Already Over by Red (Well its fine for a funeral.)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Snow White Queen by Evanescence (LOL I HATE SNOW WHITE WITH ALL MY MIGHT!!)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
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