Ariem
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Joined 06-03-10, id: 2388935, Profile Updated: 11-07-15
Author has written 3 stories for Warhammer, Avengers, Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I'm a guy from the UK, tangled up in Uni.

I hope you enjoy what I've ended up posting.

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The Victors Project by Oisin55 reviews
Before Katniss and Peeta, seventy-three children won the Hunger Games. Some were brutal. Some were clever. Some were lucky. A few were almost decent. These are their stories. This is the Victors Project.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 77 - Words: 311,626 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Johanna M., Finnick O., Enobaria, OC - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 6,561 - Follows: 8,322 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Bastard Effect by Ridley the Violator reviews
Bastard Shepard is the only kind of person who CAN protect the galaxy. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully not. No. No, definitely not. Seriously, screw this guy. If you love to hate Mass Effect then you'll love to hate this! NOW CONCLUDING WITH THE LENGTHY CITADEL DLC ARC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,441 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Shepard (M)
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,225 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Intemperance by Oleander's One reviews
The Architect fled north and so must the Warden. AU, humor, angst, multiple origins, M for language and other adult activities. Posting suspended.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,959 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - [Tabris, Fenris]
Close Enough by OrbitalWings reviews
A brief glimpse into Samantha Traynor's thoughts after she and EDI spend their first night together. Short one-shot. EDI/Traynor femslash.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Samantha T., EDI - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Cain & Abel: The Hounds of Erebus by Mike Stormm reviews
Commissars Cain and Abel and the rest of the Valhallan 597th venture to the Forge World of Erebus to aid the Adeptus Mechanicus. But nothing is quite what it seems and Erebus turns out to be a world full of secrets and danger...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,983 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
The Hangover by JaceWaylandYouBadass reviews
I thought, wouldn't it be just awesome if the Mortal Instruments characters were in the Movie, The Hangover? Based on the movie! Rated T, but I'm not sure if it may have sexual themes or not as it continues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,454 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010
Masses to Masses by UrdnotShaw reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Cain & Abel: Isolated by Mike Stormm reviews
A Cain and Abel short - Injury, boredom, and isolation wreak havoc on Commissar Abel's mind. Can she rediscover her strength when a rescue mission goes horribly awry? The choice between duty and one's feelings is never an easy one.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Cain & Abel: Service in His Shadow by Mike Stormm reviews
Commissar Ariel Abel didn't want much in life, just to do her job and be noticed for her hard labour. Too bad her career is about to be overshadowed by the enormous, and fraudulent, reputation of Hero of the Imperium, Commissar Ciaphas Cain.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,304 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
the most awesome crossover ever by nemiah reviews
ok, the full title's 'the most awesome anti-twilight south park crossover ever' but that was too long. and that title pretty much says it all.
Crossover - South Park & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
The God of Death Offshoot Story I by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres have engaged in numerous conflicts over their long service to the Imperium and to the Emperor. This is one such conflict.
Crossover - Warhammer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
Cain & Abel: On Emperor's Day by Mike Stormm reviews
Holiday cheer is in full effect as Commissars Cain and Abel and the Valhallan 597th celebrate Emperor's Day. But in the 41st millennium, the big red man coming down the chimney isn't your friend! Merry Christmas to all my readers
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
The Twitrix by Caffeine High reviews
Twilight meets Matrix. The Agents are sent to Forks, to get rid of some suspected exiles under the alias "Cullen".
Crossover - Matrix & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Smith, A., Edward - Complete
Lost Time by Amerision reviews
After his last battle with Voldemort, eighteen year old Harry wakes up in the future. He’s older, next to a wife he never married and working as the Ministry of Magic’s finest expert in solving murders. They tell him that he won, but Harry knows better...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,094 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A.
Amy's Adventure 2 by Kissus reviews
She's back. Amy is craving to watch Dead Man's Chest when she gets a familiar visitor
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Static Shock reviews
Every effort will be needed to win this war, every opportunity taken and exploited. Nick Fury knows it. That's why when the Avengers Initiative is restarted, he decides to contact a man he has history with. My attempt at writing an OC into the film.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Nick F.
Eradicate all life reviews
Just after the Cullens' alliance defeats the Volturi, a new threat reaches Forks. Hive Fleet Leviathan.
Crossover - Warhammer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010
Percy Jackson and the Space Marine? reviews
A Space Marine turns up and rescues a young girl. But how will he react when Percy tells his about Mount Olympus? Just for fun. Rated T for graphic violence. Hehehe.
Crossover - Warhammer & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2010