Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Inheritance Cycle.
I am Saskia. I am the head driver of the Vaizard Mobile. (if you read Bleach, yes this was named after the Vaizards and I, having never read Bleach myself, don't know if I'm spelling it right. My friends came up with the name, and they do read Bleach. *please note- the Vaizard Mobile is a fictional bus that can travel through dimensions and has a box that can produce anything, creating a wide variety of refreshments and informational videos for people in other worlds.* I might write a story about it because it just might be able to be a Bleach Fan Fic but... only just...).
Warning: Mild Spoiler* Okay. The end of Inheritance. I don't get it. Eragon and Arya... do they have a thing, or do they not? why can't Eragon come back? Why did Eragon and Arya randomly get drunk for 300% no reason?
My profile picture is now an actual picture of me, Saskia, except for the fact that I do not actually have two heads. yeah... that would be wierd.
I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A CHALLENGE TO YOU ALL!! IF YOU ARE A WRITER AND WANT SOMETHING TO WRITE, OR EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A WRITER AND WANT SOMETHING TO WRITE, THIS IS A CHALLENGE FOR YOU!!! IT IS CALLED... FILL IN THE BLANKS: A CANON WRITING CHALLENGE. There are only two rules: 1- you are not allowed to change the canon, just write what happened in between. and 2- ... hmm... i guess there really isn't a second rule. It can be any length, any genre, any book, any anything! If you would like to accept the challenge, PM me. If you cannot PM me because you do not have a fanfiction account, get one. They do not steal your money, or your identity, and you get an awesome secret prize. Right current members? Right? you do remember the secret prize, right? Wai- i know there isn't really a secret prize I am pretending!! Why do people ruin all my random endeavors!! So anyways.
Yes… I'm a girl.
that up there? story of my life.
books/movies/plays/anime/manga I love:
Inheritance Cycle (books)
Phantom of the Opera (book, play, movie)
xXx Holic (manga, haven't watched the anime)
Little Shop of Horrors (I hope there is only a play)
Harry Potter (books, movies are okay)
Things that need to go die in a hole:
Love Never dies (the terrible sequel to Phantom that shows the author cannot stand up to the fan base)
Pairings I ship:
Arya x Faolin (Inheritance)
Nasuada x Murtag (Inheritance)
Bobby x Loor (Pendragon)
Bobby x Courtney (Pendragon)
Katniss x Peeta (Hunger Games)
Katniss x Gale (Hunger Games)
Raoul x Christine (Phantom)
Harry x Ginny (Harry Potter)
Ron x Hermione (Harry Potter)
Radames x Amneris (Aida)
Aida x Radames (Aida)
Yuuko x Clow (xXx Holic)
Watanuki x Himiwari (xXx Holic)
Syaoran x Sakura, the real ones (Tsubasa)
Phoebe x Fai (Tsubasa and a real human)
Shinigami-san x Shinigami-kun (Seriously, don't ask)
Mrs. Lovett x her pie oven (Sweeney Todd) *explanation- I don't think *Mrs. Lovett is mentally healthy enough to be in a romantic relationship with anyone*
Sweeney Todd x his barber knives (Sweeney Tod) *explanation- see above*
N.B.- If you see the same person paired with two others, just know I do not support polygamy, they are love triangles that I personally think could work out either way.
On my stories:
Morning Glory ( formerly Fate, Beautiful and Cruel) - I finally got a new name!! The old one was killing me. Thanks to the three or four people who voted!! I'm working on the next chapters don't worry, and also some for in between chapters one and two, to show how their relationship developed and such.
Apparition:Alegesia- was on temporary hiatus due to other stories banging about in my head. I just added a new chapter though and will be writing more soon because I left a cliffie!!! How exciting!! Hey, don't get mad about chapter three (i think it is chapter three) it is spaztic and random because i forgot that this story was not a humor story and i am too lazy to re-write it so I came up with a brilliant scheme to fix it!!! New chapter at last!!!!!!
Vaizard Mobile- will be sporadic, is random, don't quite know what will happen next. This is completely spontaneous, so i will write a new chapter whenever one strikes my fancy. Feel free to suggest characters!!! All you need to do is submit a name and a description for each character. WARNING: DRUNKEN GERMAN TOURISTS WILL BE PRESENT. IF YOUR CHARACTER IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH DRUNKEN WITH DRUNKEN GERMAN TOURISTS, THEY ARE EVEN MORE WELCOME, BUT TAKE CAUTION!!! I am now co-writing Vaizard Mobile with my couisn Arianna (applause for Ari!)
-Saskia, Head V.M.D. =^-.-^=
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."
I saw this on someone's profile, and i just had to put it on my profile. I don't actually have any guy friends, but if you do, think about this.
Most Girls Don't Realize This:
From a Guy to a Girl-
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Things to do in a city you've never been to before:
1. Stand in the middle of the sidewalk, and point to random people while singing the words, "I don't know you..." over and over in an opera- like manner. (this is funny to me because I have seen the musical Aida. If you have seen it, this is pertaining to the song, 'How I know you")
2. Find someone who looks to be the right age to be your mother, go up to them, and say, "Mom! It's you!" then tell your pre-prepared story about how she lost you when you were five. See what happens.
3. Go into a Prada shoe store with a friend and have a gunfight with the stilletos (is that how you spell stilletos?)
4. Go onto the balcony of a tall building, yell, "i'm gonna jump!" wait a few seconds, and jump a few inches into the air.
5. Go into a hotel lobby, and wait until someone of the opposite gender, walks out, then dash out after them, yelling, "Wait! Don't go!" if they stop, kneel down and ask them to marry you.
6. But a bunch of bouncy balls, stand in the middle of the sidewalk dressed as a clown/in brightly colored and/or odd clothing, and give a bouncy ball to everyone who stares at you for over five seconds.
Stuff to copy and paste into your profile:
If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile
If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
To Be a genius you have to be at least a bit Crazy... if you are a crazy genius (in your own little way) and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Eragon movie was horrible, that the book was WAY better, and that the person who wrote the script should be tortured in some horrid manner (use your imagination), copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to the list; Akira'kitana, kalyn19, plungers-rock-my-socks bookworm 2011, LadyReaderofBooks, Lady Arianne Of Ambers Valley, Morzan's Elvish Daughter, Saskia the head V.M.D.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’re single then paste this in your profile
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't ...if you understood this then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a sliding glass door because you didn't see it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does a real wooden door count?)
Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesme Carlie should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.
If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I AM WIERD... and even wierder for admitting that i am wierd ! Go Wierdness!!
If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever started sobbing for no reason copy this to your profile.
if you are one of the few teenagers (or otherwise) who won't go into total meltdown if (when) myspace and facebook collapse copy and paste this onto your profile... and add your name, so i can invite you to the party :) Lady Arianne Of Ambers Valley, Morzan's Elvish Daughter, Saskia the Head V.M.D.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have read The Vaizard Mobile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't go read it. NOW.
If you have ever seen dynamite being microwaved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It was on a youtube video.)
If you think school buses should be light blue with spots instead of yellow, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think fanfiction is not just for losers who can't get published, copy and paste this onto you profile and add your name to the list: Bookworm45, Saskia the Head V.M.D.
When life gives you lemons...
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons use them to squirt in the eyes of your enemies.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the whole world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, forget to add sugar and then offer a glass to a friend.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and demand grapefruit.
When life gives you lemons, boil them until they shrivel up and die.
When life gives you lemons, plant them and give other people lemons from your lemon tree.
When life gives you lemons, put their names in for tesserae. Lots and lots of tesserae. then maybe they will be killed in the Hunger Games.
When life gives you lemons, use them to make a lemon-powered clock
Only in America...
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink.
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
What the... (totally pointless stuff!!!)
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought??...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)
On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)
Unsafe External Link