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Author has written 5 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

The Invader Zim fanbase, if they want any more episodes, needs to listen.

We are currently in the process of a massive operation called Operation Head Pigeons. The purpose of this operation; to mass-call Nickelodeon in order to bring back Invader Zim. Nick already stated that they are willing to bring it back if they receive enough demand, as did Jhonen (Google "mindspill" for his blog). We shall be the demand.

We must work as a team - bring the Invader Zim fanbase together. We all wanted to do this, and now we have a chance to. 5000 people is no small feat, but that doesn't mean that it is impossible. The Invader Zim fanbase is huge, and, dare I say this, absolutely insane - we've kept the interest in this cartoon at maximum for a decade now. We can't just keep quiet and hope for other people to do our work for us. We MUST work for this if we want anything to happen. Spread he word, get people out there. This is our time to shine.
We must link this on fansites, in guestbooks, on DeviantArt groups and imageboards. The 5000 people ARE out there, we just need to reach them.
Work together, and this is more than just possible - it's a promise.

If you wish to help, if you wish to bring back he one show we've been writing about, agonizing over pairings, storylines, character motivations for God knows how long, then Google "Operation Head Pigeons facebook". Join. Bring back the show.

We need your help. Be the demand. Bring it back.

Operation Head Pigeons has successfully accomplished two all-day mass-callings to Nickelodeon. More than four hundred people called each time. Nickelodeon has noticed us -- and by notice us, I mean that they have contacted both our leader and Jhonen. They informed us that we must have 5000 people calling for them to bring Zim back completely -- these numbers are entirely possible. There are far more than 5000 fans in the Zim fanbase -- Invader Zim is, after all, second only to Avatar in Nickelodeons' ratings roster. There are millions of us out there. All we have to do is reach out to a fraction of that.

They are out there, my friends. All we have to do is tell them.

That is what I am doing now -- telling you -- the reader, the millions, the fans -- about this. About how Nickelodeon have given us a number. About how Jhonen knows about us.

About how we can do this.!/pages/Operation-Head-Pigeons/155917927759865?v=wall

GREETINGS HUMANS AND IRKENS ALIKE!!! I AM NAV! I'm human, I just put the "invader" to screw with people! I am 14 years old, live in Florida, and am currently writing my own I.Z. stories, involving my own character, NAV. not sure when I'll post it, my computer is mean! I also plan on writing my own The Nightmare Before Christmas fanfics involving my character, Janey Skellington, Jack and Sally's daughter. You can also expect to see a lot of "Johnny the homicidal maniac" stories from me.

my character has purple hair *always covers my left eye, green eyes, black shirt with a ;P on it, purple/lavender striped long sleeve shirt under it, black skirt, lavender leggings, purple JTHM boots ( My profile picture is of Nny as a teenager.)

Some things everyone should know about me: I am never, never. never, I mean NEVER without a notebook in my hand, a pencil, and a pencil sharpener! If you see me without these things, contact the police immediately because you are looking at an impostor.

I will not hesitate to shout out random things just to freak you out.

I will, most likely, write all my fanfics by hand before I type them.

I made a sculptor of robot GIR's head in art class! I would have made the entire body, but I didn't have enough time. The sculptor is on my desk.

Speaking of my desk, I have many Invader Zim and JTHM pictures taped to it. Also, at any given time, there are multiple notebooks (a few of them being "Invader Zim fanbook 1", "Invader Zim fanbook 2", "Invader Zim oneshot ideas", "The nightmare before Christmas notebook", "Tuesday means Invader Zim story") and printed out pictures of Invader Zim (including "Human Zim picture", "Irken alphabet translated into English", "profile of Dib", "Invader Zim bookmarks", ) and my folders, which contain the following: "MANY Invader Zim drawings", drawings of Nav, drawing of Janey Skellington, printouts of Dib fangirl stuff, drawings of Nav and Dib together).

I plan on making a little comic strip called "Getting to know Nav", which would explain the life of my character before she met Dib and Zim. It is to be hilarious. To give you a taste of what it's about, here is a scene:

Nav: *walks into a convenience store* "FEAR NOT, MORTAL! I MEAN YOU NO HARM! PISS ME OFF, HOWEVER, AND I WILL KICK YOU IN THE SHIN WITH MY MIGHTY BOOTS OF DOOM! I REQUIRE A SLUSHY!" (weird things happen a lot to me in this comic!)

Current Obsession: Invader Zim, ZIM fanfiction, Nny (JtHM!), The Nightmare Before Christmas

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favorite movies: 1)The nightmare before Christmas, 2) Coraline, 3) corpse bride *OH MY GOD, they're all stop motion! what the hell!* Alice in Wonderland *new, Inkheart, Eagle eye, Night at the museum *1 and 2, Ice age *all 3* Zathura, Jamanji, (i plan on watching 9 by Tim Burton!)

favorite shows: 1)INVADER ZIM *DUH, 2) America's funniest home videos, 3) world's dumbest *especially the criminal ones!* Danny phantom, avatar last air bender , lost tapes *basically, it's our version of Mysterious mysteries, untamed and uncut, ghost hunters, celebrity ghost stories, a haunting,

hobbies: reading, writing *i want to be an author when i grow up, singing *i think I'm good, watching INVADER ZIM, reading JTHM, drawing *mostly invader zim and JTHM, that's what i draw best!, listening to music

favorite comic: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac *WHOOO*SQUEE!, (i plan on reading "I feel sick")

top three favorite guys: Jhonen Vasquez, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman *WHOO*

top three favorite girls: Lady Gaga, Dakota Fanning, idk *.*

favorite songs: *my favorite song changes weekly!* animal i have become, tik tok, aliens exist, disturbia, telephone, thanks for the memories, evacuate the dance floor, numa numa,Breaking the habit, Pet, AND SO MANY MORE!

likes: being called 'weird', the color purple, INVADER ZIM, JTHM, shouting out random things, jumping out from behind corners and scaring people, being left alone, night time, rain, quiet, watching youtube, playing video games, people who like invader zim

dislikes: being called 'normal' *not that it ever happens!, the color pink, cheerleaders, spongebob, Hannah Montana, Justin beiber, chores, being bothered, when it's REALLY hot, when people say 'mama Mia', being called 'Becca', McDonalds, onions, any and all forms of yard work (damn weeds)

favorite fanfictions: 'rise of the stupid', 'who i am', 'doomy sports', 'torture session', *basically any torture fic on here!* AND SO MANY MORE!

favorite video games: Oogies Revenge *my favorite!* kingdom hearts (1 and 2. the "regarding chain of mmrs" is annoying cause of the cards), sly cooper, crash bandicoot *any, jak and daxter, Nickelodeon:globs of doom *ONLY cause you can play as ZIM and DIB!*

JTHM: not a monster, not a bogeyman. understand that it's just a person- not worth devoting any nightmares to.

ZIM: no you lie!, YOU LIIIEE!

favorite books: May Bird *series, Inkspell *series, The Midnight Library *series, Fear Street *series*


least favorite invader zim pairing: ZADR, GOD DAMMIT! WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF IT!?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

if i had to say which character I'm most like, I'd have to say DIB. we both love the paranormal, both are made fun of by peers, both won't give up no matter what, and we both won't go down without a fight. i am like all the characters, actually! random like GIR, stubborn like ZIM, sarcastic like Gaz, and i laugh like Tak!

oh yeah, I'm not gonna tell you my real name! i mentioned my first AND middle name in here, lets see if you can find it! *hint: likes/dislikes

and if you hadn't guessed, I'm a girl!


evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

(read this. it's funny. XD jump to your doom, filthy humans!!!!!): 93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Invader NAV

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Not sure if anyone cares, but I also like Sonic the Hedgehog. My favorite pairing in that is SonAmy~ Sonic and Amy Rose. Also, I like Nny and Devi I being together. That's JTHM.

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV

If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile. (ATTACK!!!!!!>:D)

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Dib's room. I think it looks cool, and wouldn't mind having a room like it!

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: DIB! He's so cute and smart!!! We have so much in common!

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: DIB! We have so much in common, we could talk about the paranormal for hours!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: I don't really hate any character, although I don't really like Dr. Membrane. But I don't hate him! He is a jerk, though.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: I love them all! I do like "Mortos Der Soulstealer' a lot, despite it being one of the less popular episodes.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Dib, GIR, Zim, Gaz! (they all rule!)

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple, I like his personality!

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: "OH MY TALLEST, ZIM! *quick hug* Quit being mean to Dib! You're short!"

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: DIB, DUH!

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: GIR, he's the reason why we're stranded, and Dib, cause I'd always be hanging out with him.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! *tazes* YOU SICK MIND! ... Oh wait, Irken smeets aren't born, they're cloned in a tube. You want me to help you clone Irkens? WHOO HOOO, IMMA GET IN PEOPLE'S PERSONAL SPACE!

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: I don't like ANY pairing! The aren't real! ZIM LOVES NO ONE, NO ONE BUT ZIM DOES HE LOVE! It really annoys me how people delude themselves into believing these pairings actually do exist. Jhonen does not do romance! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT!

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
My Answer:
I would taze Red for no reason, give PURPLE a doughnut, salute to them both, THEN I'D FLY THE MASSIVE!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hanging out with Dib, maybe watching the stars with him, or helping him prove Zim's and alien.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: WOW, you expect me to choose! Hmm, lets see...

GIR: YAY, I'M GONNA BE SICK! *throws up on Zim* XD

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: Dib: ZIM!

Zim: (on other side of street, looks over) WHAT?

Dib: ZIM!

Zim: WHAT?

Dib: ZIM!


Dib: ZIM!





17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: I have many!

DIB: Laugh now, space monster! But my weapon's so powerful it... it... buys rubber pants...

ZIM: HA, you're NOTHING! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

DIB:... Okay, there are all kinds of things wrong with what you just said!


Prof. Membrane: There'd better not be any walking dead up there!


18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My answer:

ZIM: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Taaaalleeest! My Tallest! Hey, hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Taaaaallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest my Tallest, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest!

RED: I was curious as to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours ZIM...THREE HOURS! So, what is it?

ZIM: Well I've noticed that your flying closer to Earth then EVER before and-

PURPLE: Hey, how did you know that?

ZIM: Oh I know all kinds of things about you! Pretty creepy, huh! Anywho I-

PURPLE: HEY, that is creepy... Your creepy, ZIM!

ZIM: Heh heh, I sure am. Anywho!

19. Favorite GIR moment?


GIR: Aw, somebody needs a hug!

ZIM: NO GIR, stay away!

GIR: *walking towards ZIM* Hug, hug, hug...

ZIM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs out of house* *sees all the germs* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The enemy, regrouping! Must, prepare! *goes back in house*

GIR: I still gotta hug in me!

ZIM: AHHHHHHHH! (that's not word for word)

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: I have a few...

GIR: I'm floating.

GIR: Gobble gobble gobble gobble!

ZIM: I sure do like t.v.! And wearing pants!

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!


Becca (CRAP, there goes my vow not to reveal my real name! I don't even go by that name, I go by my middle!)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Becizzle (... o-kaaaay...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Purple Panther (COOL!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Mia "GIR girl" ( hmm, that's different)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Schbecxon (WTF)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Dr. Pepper (I'm so gonna get my ass kicked by the villains...)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Ehmiajn (that actually looks cool!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):


9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Annabelle (eh, I'd prefer Black Bell, cause we call her that too)

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Apple Hyper (that sounds like I'm hyper off of apples!)

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Purple Dagger (SWEET!)

12. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Ccrahamxapr (WTF???!!! o.O *.* T.l (those are emotes, the last one is eyelid half down, other eye wide open, like ZIM does)

This is the summary of Invader DIB, whether it's right or not, it's all I've got

This was the 3-part episode that was to wrap the series up. Dib, under the control of the evil Meekrob, attempts to kill all living Irkens. In a rush to stop him, ZIM makes a tactical blunder [aka Dib saying "Hey, look over there!"] and is sent into an asteroid. He dreams that all Irken life dies, but awakens in front of a hooded figure who tells him to fight. ZIM defeats Dib, and Dib is put into an Irken facility to save his mind. The hooded figure, who is really Gaz, blows up a detonation device, and ZIM becomes tallest. GIR? He watches it on the local news with Minimoose. Although it cannot be verified, it is said that Dib, horribly scarred, became ZIM's tool of experimentation for warship weapon systems.

There is another version too, here it is:

Meekrob discover Invader Tenn, and hold her hostage. The Tallest must rescue her. All the Invaders must help, actually. Except Zim. But Skoodge is invited. But the Tallest don't know Skoodge is on Earth with Zim, and Skoodge would get in trouble. So Zim goes, and causes a war to begin.
"Untitled Season Finale Part 2" Unknown 40
The war has begun. Other races of aliens begin to fight against the Irkens, including the Resisty from Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars. Dib wonders about Zim being gone, and begins to explore his base and finds out about the war. Skoodge frees Tenn. They escape, and Zim is left. Dib arrives (probably by using the Dib Ship), and begins to fight against the Irkens as well. Dib is named ambassador for Meekrob. Dib, under the control of the evil Meekrob, attempts to kill all living Irkens. In a rush to stop him, ZIM makes a tactical blunder [aka Dib saying "Hey, look over there!"] and is sent into an asteroid. He dreams that all Irken life dies, but awakens in front of a hooded figure who tells him to fight. ZIM defeats Dib, and Dib is put into an Irken facility to save his mind. The hooded figure, who is really Gaz, blows up a detonation device, and ZIM becomes tallest. GIR? He watches it on the local news with Minimoose. Although it cannot be verified, it is said that Dib, horribly scarred, became ZIM's tool of experimentation for warship weapon systems.
"Invader Dib (Series Finale)" Unknown Unknown
In an IGN interview, when asked that "had the series continued, would Zim have been able to conquer Earth?", Jhonen Vasquez jokingly responded "Ultimately, my idea was to take his sights off world domination, as ZIM begins to understand that there is a beauty in human life, an understanding that sets him on his path to becoming a public legal defender. I was very inspired by Ben Affleck's powerful courtroom scenes in Daredevil, and I wanted to move people to tears like those scenes moved me. But the show was canceled before any of that, thus leaving our audience of ten unfulfilled.", leaving possibilities of Zim's fate towards the end of the series open.


Stupid laws

In New York-

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...)

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)

In Florida-

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (CRAP, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled)

In Georgia-

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it)

in South Dakota-

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable)

In Tennessee-

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say)

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

In Missouri-

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!)

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Dancing is strictly prohibited. (sorry mom)

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?)

A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!)

In Idaho-

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!)

You may not fish on a camel’s back. (wtf- A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (...)

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)

In Indiana-

The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!)

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. ( sorry Chip *you'll only get this if you've read "Rise of the Stupid"*)

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?)

In Alaska-

Clowns beware! (WHAT THE HECK?!?)

In Kansas-

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of ZIM's temper)

No one may wear a bee in their hat. ( why would you want to?!)

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. ( aww man...)

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

More About Me

Your Weakness:

My eyesight is bad

Your Fears:

Being kidnapped, getting clawed by a cat, chores (shudders)

Your Perfect Pizza:

Pepperoni, cheesy crust, sausage

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

Write most of my fanfic ideas down, or mail a letter to Jhonen Vasquez (THE KING OF ALL THAT IS AWESOME!)

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

o_O ^_^ -_-

Thoughts First Waking Up:

I don't want to leave my blanket...

Your Best Physical Feature:

My eyes, they're a very interesting shade of brown, they're almost purple!

Your Bedtime:

10:00, but I don't fall asleep until some time around 4:00, I have insomnia. And that's if I fall asleep! I stay awake for weeks on end!

McDonalds or Burger King:


Chocolate or Vanilla:

Chocolate! IT IS YUMMY!

Do you Smoke:


Will you Smoke:


Do you Swear:

Maybe... ;)

Do you Sing:

A lot, especially at my lunch table, which my friends never fail to point out. Sometimes I don't even realize I'm singing!

Do you Shower Daily:

Yes! (duh!)

Do you behave yourself:

When I feel like it!

Do you get Motion Sickness:

Not really, I don't even get dizzy while reading in the car! (this baffles my mother to no end!)

Do you think you are Attractive:

I think I'm pretty.

Are you a Health Freak

No, although I hate getting sick. Takes forever for my nose to clear back up.

Do you get along with your Parents:

My mom and my dad, not my step dad though.

Do you like Thunderstorms:

YES! I love the rain, and lighting is AWESOME!

Do you play an Instrument:

I can't play an instrument for CRAP! I can sing pretty good though.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:

NO! And I never shall!

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

Yes! I got me a GIR shirt from Hot Topic, my favorite store!

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

I've had scallops. Does that count? I have had sushi before, just not this past month.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:

I want to be an author. There are SO MANY stories swirling around in my head, and I want people to read them.

What country would you most like to Visit:

Hmmm, ATLANTIS! lol, I'd like to visit anywhere, I'm not picky. England, Greece, Rome! I love historical places!

Number of CDs I own:

around 15

Fave Food:

Seafood, even though my sister hates it.

Fave Music:


What do your feet smell like?

Why do you want to know?

What does your hair smell like?


Can you clap with your feet?

YES! I have monkey feet!

Have you seen purple cows?

No, but I want to.

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?


When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

I'm not sure... o_O

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Be serious or be funny?

FUNNY, I AM RANDOM, HEAR ME ROAR! MEOW! But most of the time I am very serious, so serious I frighten people... -_-

2. Drink whole or skim milk?:

Whole, I don't think I'd like skim.

3. Die in a fire or drown?

What the heck kinda question is that?! ... Drown cause fire has smoke, and I don't like the idea of smelling my burning flesh.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Enemies. Anytime I hang out with my family, I have to make sure not to go "Nny" on them. Plus my enemies are scared of me! :D

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:

Moon. I love nighttime...

2. Winter or Fall?

Fall, I love Halloween. And the colors are beautiful.

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:

5 best friends. My best friends are all Invader Zim crazy! @_@

5. Sunny or rain:

Rain, it's nice and calming. I love the sound of it and would rather have my blinds open on a rainy day than a sunny day. I love to watch the rain...

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?


A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:

10:43, in Florida.

2. What is your name?

To you, it's Nav.

3. What do you want to do?

To read "I feel sick", but I don't have it. Or pester my mom to get me the Invader Zim action figures.

4. Where do you wanna live?

In a place that has a mild winter, not-too-hot a summer, and it rains a lot.

5. How many kids do you want?

I want one kid. Maybe two.

6. Do you want to get married?

Eventually, though I don't know who would want to marry me... -_-

7. Have you ever done drugs?


8. What do you like on your pizza?

I think I answered that already, but pepperoni.

9. Can you cross your eyes?

Yes, but my eyesight is bad, so I try no to.

10. Do you make your bed daily?

No. ;) Well, if I can help it, then no.

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?

The one I can find first.

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?

Yeah, at my sister. It was a sneaker, but I wish it had been Nny's steel toed boots! They're awesome!

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

Twirl! It's so much fun!

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?

o_O ... um, how do you eat spam?

5. Favorite ice cream?


6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?

One, I don't eat cereal, I eat toast. Blah, toast...

7. Do you cook?

I can make an omelet, cookies, and a P.B. and J! XD

8. Current mood?

Calm. Which is weird... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Calmness over!


1. Kissed some one?

No, I've never had a first kiss...

2. Sang?


3. Been hugged:

Yesss! :D

4. Felt stupid:

Yes, it's a daily thing!

5. Missed someone:

I missed my mom when my sister was pissing me off.

6. Danced Crazy?

Sort of, I was moving to my C.D. *does a little dance* my sister did!

7. Gotten your hair cut?


8. Cried:


9. Been kissed:

I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT! Never been kissed... -_- (unless you count Dib :DDDDDD

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?

WTF, NO! ... Well, actually, yeah. But it was because a girl in gym class took someone's phone, and no one confessed.

2. Do you have a Dog?

Yeah, a rottweiler named Annabelle, she's a big dork and a goober!

3. Do you have a cat?

No, but I like cats.

4. The last time you've been sledding?

A few years ago in Eustis, they had crushed ice and I sled on a trash can lid. I've never seen real snow... -_-

5. Do you consider yourself creative?

HELL YEAH! I have so many stories my head could explode! *head explodes*

6. Do you have any friends on

Yes, Micah the Homicidal Maniac, The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim, Penonymous, Mia the blind, Joy2theworlddannyphantom, Homicidal Miz

7. Do you know anybody in real life from

No, unfortunately.

8. Where are you?

In my house, at the computer (obviously! *facepalm*)

9. Look up, then look back, what do you see?

A china cabinet with a whole bunch of weird dolls and... they're all staring at me... o_O

10. What are you listening to right now?

The hum of my computer, the typing of my keyboard keys, my step-grandfathers t.v., and if i keep waiting, my sister telling me to get off the computer so she can sleep! :D

11. Last thing you ate?

Lasagna and garlic bread.

12. Last thing you thought?

How do I spell "lasagna"?

13. You have a million dollars what do you do?


14. What are you eating/drinking right now?

My saliva...

Here are some quotes for you to read/live by:

"I'm not crazy, I'm just a little insane. (my own)

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Funny sayings, Funny Words of Wisdom

1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

4. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

5. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

6. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

7. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

8. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

9. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

10. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

11. My Reality Check bounced.

12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

13. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

14. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

15. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

16. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

17. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

18. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Don't look at me in that tone!

It amazes me that we thought of putting a man on the moon before we thought of putting wheels on luggage.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever repeated what you had just said within the same conversation, without having someone to ask you to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. ( and never gonna!)

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, Invader Zonia, Invader Misty, Invader NAV

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile. (...Dib... )

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you dislike Edward the sparkly vampire, copy and paste this to your profile. (wait, he sparkles in the sunshine, he lives in the forest, and he spends time in trees. Isn't it obvious, he's a fairy!)

If you hate the voices in your head because they talk too much, copy and paste this to your profile. ( DANG IT, ONIKAY, SHUT UP!)

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (stupid psychiatrist...)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Profile your into this paste and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards.

I'm someone people like to talk to. I'm not popular nor unpopular. I have some friends. Reading is what i do best. It is my passion. When i come home i read, during school i read and walking down the street i read.When i read a book i am caught up on it for a long period of time. I have to read it again. I wish am in the book. I'm different and I like it. I like who i am and don't judge myself to harshly. I am the kind of girl who doesn't need a guy to complete her. I am the kind of girl who talks to herself when there is no one else to talk to. I am the kind of girl who would rather read than do athletics.

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.(SO TRUE) (Adrian, Hannah, Jak, YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS!)

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you:

love to read and act crazy,

laugh and have fun,

ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,

are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,

run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles you feet,

spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,

are a night owl who hardly sleeps,

act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,

then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.^

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random quotes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

You know you read too much JTHM and watch too much Invader Zim when:

1) You've gotten into several 'Lasers vs. Smoke Machines' debates with your friends (SMOKE MACHINES!!)

2) Every time you hear a teacher say "Children today have it so easy", you're tempted to scream "YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIIEEEESSSS!" while clawing at the air like Zim (I'm surprised i didn't get detention!)

3) If someone says the words 'Red and Purple', the first thing you think about is the Almighty Tallest, not the colors. (definitely!)

4) You learn someone in your class is named 'Johnny', and emit a fangirl squeal (*SQUEE!)

5) You now think all Chihuahuas are EVIL! (THE MADNESS! GODDAMMIT, IT KNEW!)

6) You've taped your fingers together to see what it would be like to have only three fingers (I LIKE TAPE!)

7) The thought of Dib being Johnny makes more sense than it actually should (i am going to write a oneshot where Dib becomes Nny)

8) You now order 'Brainfreezies' at movie theaters and drug stores ( one cherry doom, please!)

9) Your friends aren't even surprised anymore when you spout a random JTHM or Invader Zim quote ( i do this 24/7, and it annoys the hell out of my sister!)

10) The name 'Jimmy' makes you shudder with revulsion (*shudders* reminds me of Keef!)

11) Speaking in third person doesn't seem odd at all (nope!)

12) At least ONCE, you've tried to imitate one of the character's voices (every one of them! Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Nny, you name em, I've imitated em! I do GIR really well!)

13) You want a T-shirt that magically changes logos without your notice (like Johnny's) (i want one that regularly says "I is the moose")

14) You're genuinely shocked whenever someone wonders aloud 'Who is Jhonen Vasquez?' (HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW OF HIS AWESOMENESS?!?!)

15) Height has become very important to you, and you now look up (both physically and figuratively) to those who are taller than you ( I'm actually pretty tall, well, 5/4)

If at least one of the above is true, copy and paste this to your profile! (ALL OF THEM ARE TRUE!)

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"- Jack Sparrow (i just felt random!)

If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.


You say potato, I say patoto. You say tomato, I say tamoto. You say insane, I say fuck you.


"This is all your fault, Dib-filth! YOUR FAULT!", Zim screamed, sprouting 4-spider legs from his PAK, towering over a terrified Dib.

"Hey! This is just as much my fault as it is yours! You're the one who sent that missile in the first place, not me!", Dib said, pointing at the furious Invader.

"But you are the one who grabbed the control stick!"

Dib barely had time to roll out of the way as a spider leg was thrusted at him, just missing piercing his heart. "Watch it!" Looking up into Zim's hate-filled magenta eyes, Dib realized Zim was far beyond listening to reason. His face had twisted into an unimaginable shape, contorted with more anger that the young paranormal investigator thought possible.

"Thanks to you, my Tallest have been blown up!", Zim yelled.

Dodging another attack, Dib tried to look for a way out of the enraged Irken's lab. "Look, I'm sorry that happened, but this is also your fault. If you'd just-" He didn't get to finish his sentence, because at that moment, a loud beeping sound rang out.

"Incoming transmission from the Massive.", the computer called out.

Zim and Dib couldn't believe what they heard. "...Transmission... from the Massive...", Zim said dumbfounded. But... he'd just destroyed the Massive, thanks to the Dib-worm. It's impossible...

Dib took Zim's temporary shock to attempt to sneak out. Unfortunately, he happened to knock over one of Zim's many piles of scrap metal.

"Oh no you don't!", Zim cried, tackling Dib to the ground. "The Tallest are calling to see why I attacked them, and you're going to take the blame, NOT me!"

"Get off!", Dib cried, but to no avail.

Taking a pair of Irken handcuffs out of his PAK, Zim locked Dib's hands together, a blue electricity-like chain linking them together.

"Accept call.", Zim told his computer, nervously tapping his gloved claws together. His Tallest were going to be very upset with him. But at least they were alive.

As instructed, the computer pulled up the Tallest's transmission. And just as Zim had feared, the Tallests looked thoroughly ticked off.

"Hello, Zim." Red said the Irken's name with more than a hint of distaste. Purple, who was standing next to him, was literally shaking with rage.

"Eh, greetings my Tallest.", Zim said as he nervously twisted his uniform.

"We just got targeted with a missile. Did you know that?", Red asked, red eyes narrowing to slits. When Zim opened his mouth to respond, he was cut off. "Wait, that's right, you must have known about it. Because, you see, we traced the coordinates. And, now here's the funny thing, the coordinates were traced back to Earth."

Zim's antennae flattened against his head in shame. "I, I know, my Tallest. And I can explain. You see, I-"

"We don't want to hear your explanation, Zim.", Purple said, pointing a slender finger at the screen.

"But it wasn't my fault! It was the Dib's!", Zim cried, grabbing Dib's arm and yanking him into the Tallest's line of vision. "I had another ingenious plan to destroy the pitiful hyoomans, but Dib and his big head got in the way!" "My head's not big!", Dib shot back.

"So you admit to firing that missile.", Red said, putting his hands on his unusually thin hips. Purple folded his arms, glaring daggers at Zim.

Zim's voice faltered. "NO! Well, I mean, yes. I did. But I didn't mean to-"

"Do you realize that if the Massive hadn't detected the missile in time, that you would be responsible for the death of four Tallests!?", Red cried.

"But it was meant for Earth! I meant to fire it at Earth, not you, my Tallests! I would never purposely put you in danger! I just wanted to destroy Earth!", Zim said, waving his arms around. Dib was surprised at how panicked the Invader was. He'd never seen Zim like this before. Then again, you'd be nervous too if you'd just nearly killed your leaders.

"Oh, so you meant to destroy Earth.", Purple said, his voice unnervingly calm. "Y, yes.", Zim said. Did they believe him now?

"Well then, let us help you with that. We'll help you destroy Earth, Zim.", Purple said. "In fact, we'll destroy it for you."

Zim's magenta eyes widened in surprise. "Really? But why? I mean, I realize that you probably would like to help your favorite Invader, but-"

"Okay, one, you are definitely NOT our favorite Invader. You aren't even an Invader! We've refrained from telling you for the sole purpose of watching you fail time after time!", Red said, his voice devoid of any emotion.

Zim's mouth fell open. 'They... they're lying...', he thought. 'They have to be.'

Dib, who was still in the lab, felt like a bomb had just gone off. 'Zim's mission... is a lie? But... he always told me that this was a secret mission, given to him directly by his leaders. If they were lying then that means... Zim's not a threat.'

"And two", Purple added, deciding to finish Red's statement for him," we're not doing this to help you. We're doing it to destroy you."

Zim felt like the entire world had just caved in on him. No. No, no, NO! This couldn't be happening!

"You have 3 days to get off the planet, Zim.", Red said as a few Irkens behind him began to set the Massive's course to Earth. "When we arrive, we are going to destroy it and everyone on it."

Dib felt his heart practically stop. The Armada was coming for Earth...

Zim sank to his knees, not wanting to hear what he was being told. 'LIES! Filthy, putrid LIES!'

"So, you see Zim, if you're not off the planet by the time we get there, you're going to be killed. But, even if you do get off, we won't stop hunting you down until we find you, and destroy you.", Purple said. Purple, who was usually the less serious of the two Tallest, was flat out telling him they were going to kill him, no matter what.

"So do us a favor, and stay on Earth. You're not worth our time to go search for.", Red said.

This was the last thing Zim and Dib heard before the transmission was cut.


Some of my favorite JTHM quotes


Nny-"Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMMIT, IT KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! But it KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!!"

Nny-"I'm going over the stars."

Nny-"Why are people so... unpleasant? Honestly, it's so difficult to truly care about so many things without, first, knowing the answers to some of the most fundamental, mind ravaging questions! How can one possibly respect the existence of something, people in this case, when that something seems to defy respect? They do such trivial things, and find amusement, even up to "so-called" maturity, in the incessant mistreatment of their own kind." (I absolutely LOVE that line! It's so TRUE!)

Nny-"Mom! Cherry Freezy!! I smile!!!"

Nny-"I was just going to pass this place by, in favor of the dance club up the street. I'll do the club tomorrow."

Nny-"Smiles, everybody! SMILES!!"

Nny-*pant pant pant* guy-"LOOK, he's stopping!!" lady-"Maybe he's realizing the horrors he's just committed!!!" Nny-"No... No, the CD's skipping... Wait... Wait... Okay, there it goes."

Nny-"Todd? I like "Squee" better."

Nny-"Um, well, you better get going. It's Tuesday, and you know what that means- UFO's!! RUUUN!" (this line inspired my very first ever fanfiction, so it's special!)

Nny-"Does the light even exist anymore when the refrigerator door is shut?!"

guy-"Oh God!" Nny-"Shut up! You're here for a reason!! Serve your purpose!!" guy-"But I didn't do anyth..." Nny-"SHUT UP!! I've some questions for you. You will answer truthfully!! You lie... and I cut your filthy throat. Is this milk still good?" guy-"Huh?! *ssip, sip* Uh... yeah." Nny-"This lettuce! How crisp is it? How crisp, GODDAMMIT?!" guy-"It's fine!" Nny-"These fudge-pops! Freezer burn?! FREEZER BURN?! guy-"Umm..." Nny-"EAT THE FUCKIN' WEENIE!!! guy-"Mmph... It tastes okay." Nny-"Whew! Thanks. I haven't cleaned out my fridge in a while, and, well... you know."

Nny-"Just like I detest that fucking cream filling in a twinkie!"

Nny-"Well, g'night! Don't let the flesh eating demon bed babies bite!!"

Nny-"Hey, it didn't fire the gun! I am SO lucky!! I..." P-boy-*IRK!* "It wasn't on to begin with, you idiot!" Mr. Eff- "Hee! Hee!!

Nny-"Hey... your head looks like a potato."

Nny-"Oh my God... it's GOD!"

Nny-"Do you have any idea what's going on down there?!! Hideous things! People are suffering, and people like... well... ME, -heh- are running around!! Suicide, genocide!! People are killing MOOSE!! You buy a video game system, and a better one comes out in a month!!! POWDERED EGGS?!!! Self esteem is so low, girls are buyin WONDER BRAS!!! Do you see!? DO YOU?"


Nny-"MY GOD!! Are you kidding!? I've always dreamed of having SUPER POWERS!!! This is just too much to resist. I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!"

Nny-"It's okay! I'm alright! I think my spine has exploded, but I'm fine."

Nny-"I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... But I can't help but look forward to where it's going. -that's my favorite line. :)

Nny-'Damn! Hell makes a yummy bagel.'

Nny-'That was memorable...'

Nny-"A cheerleader! PURE EVIL!!" (i could not agree more!)

Nny-"I reeeally like frooty pops..."

Nny-"Wouldn't it be funny if I shoved a knife up through the mattress. Hee."

If you think Nny is like an older, protective brotherly figure to Squee, copy and paste this on your profile.(I MADE THIS ONE MY SELF! Cause it's true!)

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.


"Revenge of the exiled, return of the doomed" is about how Zim nearly blows up the Massive, as well as the Tallest. And now, the Armada is coming for Earth to destroy it and Zim. Now, Zim, Dib, Gaz, and GIR have to work together one more time to stop the incoming invasion. It's basically; Do you fight for your home, or for your friends? Do you fight for your planet, or for your life? What can you do... when the universe is doomed? With no one believing the gang about the threat, it's up to the four of them to stop it. Sides will be crossed, foes become friends, enemies return, and betrayal becomes obvious. The Armada is coming, and there's nothing they can do about it. (IS IT EXCITING?!)

Stories I'm working on


Something is wrong. No one can remember Nav. Not her class mates, not her friends, not even her own family. It's like she never existed. There's just one problem with that. Dib remembers her. And so does Zim. Now, they have to search for the answer to not only her being missing, but why everyone's memory of her has gone blank. But its a race against time as her existence begins to fade from Dib's memory as well. Will they find her in time? Or will Nav just disappear forever?

A rip in reality-

Thanks to a prize won by acing an "unusual" test the characters from Invader ZIM and JTHM are thrown into the most insane reality ever, my reality. Now, together we have to go to New York to talk to Jhonen Vasquez himself! Full summary inside

Greatest Show Unearthed-

Greatest show unearthed- There's a carnival in town, and Dib and Nav decide to check it out. Everything is great! Until they're almost killed. Until the two find themselves unable to leave, being held against their will by an evil ringmaster known as Nightmare Nny. They have until midnight to escape, or be trapped inside the carnival of horrors for all eternity. Will they survive? Or will they be the newest freak shows? (inspired by the song by Creature Feature)

Whispers in the dark-

"Let go of me!" Nav cried, struggling against the men in over coats who restrained her. "You don't understand! These aren't just voices in my head! They need our help! If we don't do something, we'll all die! I'M NOT CRAZY!" The men grabbed the back of her straight jacket and tossed her inside the padded cell. "And I thought the Membrane kid was bad.", one said. Then they slammed the door shut, locking Nav in darkness.

Such a good little Squee-

Squee is kidnapped, and Nny's mad as hell. Now he has to go look for him. But what both Nny and Squee find out will change their views on each other's lives forever.

Nny's new assistant-

This is all Zim's fault! If he hadn't thrown that rock at house 777, none of this would have happened! I wouldn't have gotten trapped in the house with a homicidal maniac! I wouldn't have to be running for my life after hitting him with a stick! And I wouldn't have to be paying my debt by becoming his assistant...

Bloody Mary-

Nav should have never taken up that dare. The dare to look in the mirror and say 'Bloody Mary' 3 times, provoking the evil witch. But she did, and now she can't escape the monster's wrath. She can't run. She can't hide. She can't look in the mirror.

Chain Letter-

(based off of an actual picture I saw) Zim has just made a huge mistake. When Dib sent him a chain letter, he decided to ignore it. And now he's gonna pay the price. The ghost wants revenge, and is going to make Zim's life a living hell on Earth.

When in Venice-

(this is not part of the plot, but it has come to my attention that my idea is similar to that of a movie called 'When in Rome'. I have not seen this movie, and know nothing about it, so do not flame me if it is similar. My apologies, but this story is strictly my own. Do not expect 'disclaimer' for the movie 'When in Rome') Ms. Bitter's class takes a field trip to Venice, Italy. Before everything starts, Zim, Dib, and Nav make a wish in a fountain. Zim wants world domination. Dib wants proof Zim's and alien. Nav wants... What does she want? All we know is she looked at Dib before she made the wish. Now Dib is going to find out what Nav's wish was, and faces a whole lot of funny obstacles in his way.

Scene from Blank-

"Will you quit it!", Dib yelled, glaring angrily at Zim as he threw yet another paper ball at him. It bounced off the side of his head, and he was quite tempted to throw it back.

"It is not Zim's fault! Your gargantuan head has its own orbit!", Zim replied with a smug smile.

Dib threw a ball back before Ms. Bitters could see. Usually, Nav would help when Zim did something like this. But she wasn't at skool today.'She said she would be.' Dib thought.

"Dib", Ms. Bitters barked," I saw that."

"How, you were turned around!"

"I have eyes in the back of my head, that's how.", the teacher replied.

Dib was willing to bet that was true.

"Okay, class. Time to start today's horrible lesson.", Ms. Bitters said, eyes scanning the class like a vulture scanning a desert for prey."Darn, no one's absent. Whenever one of you is absent, I'm hoping its because you've died or something."

'That's pleasant.' Dib thought, raising his hand.

"What?", Ms. Bitters asked, hissing slightly.

Dib pointed to the seat next to him, Nav's seat."Nav isn't here."

A few of his fellow class mates gave Dib a strange look. Ms. Bitters raised an eyebrow."Who?"

"Nav.", Dib repeated.

Ms. Bitters shook her head."We don't have a student by that name."

Dib frowned a little bit."She's been going here for weeks, she sits next to me! What do you mean we don't have her as a student?!"

Ms. Bitters scowled."Look, Dib, I'm in no mood to hear you ramble on about your head voices, so be quiet." And with that, she turned back to the board.

Scene from Greatest Show Unearthed-

Night Nny leaned against the edge of circus tent in a bored manor. What was taking so long?

"Your Wickedness," a voice called out from the shadows. Night looked over to see Madam Black Widow standing there.

"What is it?", he asked, annoyed. Black Widow was use to his harsh tone by now. She crawled forward, her eight spider legs moving her strange spider/woman hybrid like body with ease.

"It's the girl. She refuses to wear her costume. She's being quite stubborn about it. May I suggest you allow me to hypnotized her now?"

Night Nny shook his head, his black and pink striped horns catching the light if the flickering torches."No. If she's hypnotized, she won't be bothered by anything. I also want the last thing for her and her big-headed boyfriend to feel is 'at ease'. Besides, she needs to be screaming. That way, the other one will come running."

Madam Black Widow rolled her solid-red eyes."He is, no doubt, already here looking for her. Also, I-" she was cut off by a loud yell, followed by shrill screaming. Night Nny and Black Widow turned to see Miss Hiss slithering out of the dressing room as fast as she could, closely followed by Nav, who was chasing her with a big stick. She was now wearing a black dress laced with purple spider-web like lining that spread out from the hem of her outfit upwards.

"Come back here, you over grown worm!", she screamed."Come back here so I can kill you!"

"Save me!", Hiss cried, hiding behind Night," she's gone she-demon!"

"What the- get away!", Night yelled, shoving Hiss away," protect yourself!" He turned to look at Nav, who was still seething."What's her problem?"

Madam Black Widow placed a hand on Nav's head, which was quickly smacked away."Apparently, she's got a thing about 'dresses'."

Nav glared at Night."I despise these stupid things!" Nightmare Nny smirked."Good, your pain is my pleasure." Nav scowled deeply."Just wait, Dib will come for me! Then you'll be sorry!"

Night Nny chuckled."One, I'm not afraid of your little boyfriend. And two," he leaned down do he was eye level with the girl," I hope he comes." And with those words, Night waved his hand, and Nav was dragged off once again.

Another scene from Greatest Show Unearthed-

"Where do you think you're going?", Nightmare Nny asked.

"I'm leaving!", Nav said, quickly marching over to the gates. Dib followed closely behind.

"Oh, but you can't leave! The fun hasn't even started yet!", Nightmare Nny said.

Nav spun around, green eyes flaring."Fun? You call almost getting killed on a roller coaster FUN?! Are you insane?!"

Nightmare Nny smiled."A little bit."

Dib stepped in front of Nav, who looked ready to dislocate the ring master's jaw."Look, we don't want to stay here. Your rides are dangerous, and we're leaving, and you can't stop us!" Taking Nav's hand, he led the rest of the way to the carnival's gates. Grasping the cold, metal bars, he tugged. They didn't open. He tugged harder, but still the gate didn't budge.

"Why aren't the gates opening?", Nav asked in a panicked voice, turning back to face Nightmare Nny. She was startled to see a group of performers standing behind him, most with a nasty smile on their face.

"I told you," Nightmare Nny said calmly," that you can't leave. Not only will you never want to leave, but you can't ever leave."

Dib's mouth fell open in shock. He was lying, he had to be.

"Let us out, this isn't funny!", Nav shrieked.

In a surge of movement, two strong performers stepped forward and grabbed both of Nav's arms.

"On the contrary, I find it very funny.", Nightmare Nny said with an evil smile.

"Leave her alone!", Dib yelled, running forward to help only to have the back of his trench coat grabbed and his arms be forced behind his back."You can't keep us here forever!"

"I don't need to keep you here forever, just until midnight.", Nightmare Nny said.

"Why midnight?", Nav asked.

"Because after that, you're trapped here forever.", the evil ring master

Dib swallowed thickly. He new he was telling the truth.

"Our parents will come looking for us!", Nav said, struggling against her captors," They won't wait for morning."

Nightmare Nny smirked."Why do you think I chose you two? Two teenagers without parental guidance. I knew they wouldn't come looking for you. You said it yourself, they don't care what you do." He smiled, sharp teeth glistening in the pale moonlight. His black and purple, antennae-like horns hung over his face."You two will make a wonderful edition to our family."

"Is like to see you try and keep us here.", Nav said. And with that, she wrenched herself out of the performer's grasps, and reached forward to yank in the ring master's horns.

He reared back in both pain and surprise."YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

Spinning around, before anyone else could react, Nav kicked the legs out from underneath Dib's captors, causing pain to shoot through their bodies thanks to her steel toed boots."Come on!", she yelled, grabbing Dib's hand before running away from the group of stunned performers and their leaders.

"Don't let them get away!", Nightmare Nny yelled," After them!"

Dib ran as fast as he could, not daring to look back for fear of what he'd see.

"We need to hide!", Nav yelled.

Dib frantically scanned the area.'Where?'

"Over here, I see some buildings!", Nav called back.

Following Nav into the rundown looking town-like area, he caught s glimpse of a sign. It read 'Vampire village'.

'That doesn't sound good.'

Another scene from A rip in reality-

'Everything is going great!' I thought. 'Jhonen's going to help us get the characters back into their worlds, we've lost the paparazzi, and Nickelodeon doesn't have a clue what's going on! Things couldn't be going better!' Looking at everyone on the other side of the street, I knew everything was going to be okay.

Then I saw the truck coming.

The driver was talking on his cell phone, not concentrating on the road. I frowned at this. I hate it when people talk while driving. Don't they realize it only takes a split second of now paying attention to cause an accident? I shook my head at this.

It took me a moment t realize that Dib was still in the road. Why isn't he on the other side of the street by now? Looking up, i saw why. Noodle Boy was flailing his arms around, managing to smack everyone in the face. Normal Noodle Boy behavior, although Nny and Jhonen looked pissed!

Dib had stopped to wait out Noodle Boy's weird hyper active outburst. He didn't see the truck. No one else did.

I felt my hear start to race. No, no, NO! Dib was going to be... The closer the truck got, the more panicked i became.

I wanted to scream at him to run, but my throat was too dry. 'RUN!' I yelled in my mind. But he couldn't hear me.

The truck was barreling towards Dib now, and i couldn't even do anything!

At the last moment, i found my voice, and my the will to move.


I sprinted forward and shoved Dib forward, surprising him. My yell caught everyone elses attention.

By the time Dib was out of harms way, i had no time to react...

I can't really say i know what happened next. All i remember is the sound of shattering glass, the screeching of breaks, and pain. And someone was screaming. Man, were they loud. i wish they'd shut up- oh, wait ... i was screaming...

the next thing i knew, i was on the ground. my head hit the road with a sickening 'thud', and everything went blurry.

I heard Devi scream, Zim yell, Jhonen and Nny both cusses really loudly. Squee, well, he squeed. GIR called out to me, and Gaz mumbled something along the lines of "Oh no..."

Dib was over at my side in an instant. he was crying. i didn't want to see him cry. he was saying my name, over and over again, telling me to get up. I heard Nny yell at him not to touch me, i guess cause i was hurt pretty badly.

Everyone was by my side. Jhonen had his phone out and was calling 911, i think. i couldn't be sure. Noodle Boy was yelling gibberish at the driver, who looked horrified that he'd just hit a 14 year old girl.

I felt so tired. i didn't feel all the pain like i thought i would. i just wanted to close my eyes and sleep, something i hadn't done in weeks.

As if he read my mind, Jhonen said "Don't you dare close your eyes!" He sounded really frantic.

But... i was too tired to listen. i thought i could hear sirens in the distance, but i didn't really care. Just a little rest wouldn't hurt.

Glancing at Dib's scared face, i thought 'At least... at least it wasn't him.'

Then i went unconscious.

"A is for Amber, who drowned in a pool
B is for Billy, who was eaten by ghouls
C is for Curt, with desease of the brain
D is for Daniel, derailed by a train
E is for Erik, who was buried alive
F is for Frank, who was stabbed through the eye
G is for Greg, who died in the womb
H is for Heather, sealed in a tomb

One by one we bite the dust, kick the bucket and begin to rust, give up the ghost when you're numbers up, we all fall down!
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste, you'll wither away in your resting place. Eternity, in a wooden case, we all fall down..

I is for Issac, who lost his front brakes
J is for Johnny, who was bitten by snakes
K is for Katie, who was shot in the head
L is for Larry, who bled and bled
M is for Marie, who was burned to a crisp
N is for Nick, who was pummeled by fists
O is for Olive, who lived life to fast
P is for Pat, who swallowed some glass


One by one we bite the dust, kick the bucket and begin to rust, give up the ghost when you're numbers up, we all fall down!
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste, you'll wither away in your resting place. Eternity, in a wooden case, we all fall down..

Q is for Quentin, who took the wrong trail
R is for Renya, who rotted in Jail
S is for Steve, who was shot with a bow
T is for Tori, who froze in the snow
U is for Urich, who was trampled by hooves
V is for Vanessa, who fell from a roof
W is for Will, who was hit by a car
X is for Xavier, who sunk in the tar
Y is for Yessie, who fell from a plane
Z is for Zach, who simp-ly went...INSANE!"

"There is something strange, down by the cemetery,
Emptying the graves, left and right.
Ghastly schemes and ghoulish undertakings,
Underneath the pale moonlight...

Curse the day they invented the crematory,
What a foolish waste of potential sales.
It's a damn shame, to dis-card inventory,
Think outside the box, when all else fails

Death is my business, and business is good!

There's a grave robber at large,
ripping bodies from hallowed ground,
Desecrate those who rest in peace,
There's profit to be made from the recent deceased!

Skeletal remains are safe in the ossuary
They're quite stale and not worth a dime
Don't think me a fiend, this is strictly monetary
Fortune calls and I'll answer this time.

In this occupation timing is instrumental
A matter of hours can plummet the price
The fact it's a crime is simply incidental
Freshness is key, nothing else will suffice

Death is my business, and business is good!

There's a grave robber at large,
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground,
Desecrate those who rest in peace,
There's profit to be made from the recent deceased.

Midnight meetings, inside the graveyard,
Crunching numbers, breaking the earth
I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty,
Even if things seem a bit perverse.

Though these deeds weigh heavy on my soul,
I will no doubt sleep perfectly sound.
While you struggle, to keep your conscience,
A garden of riches rots in the ground.

Death is my business, and business is good!

There's a grave robber at large,
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground,
Desecrate those who rest in peace,
There's profit to be made from the recent deceased!

Death is my business, and business is good!!"

If it confuses you how people will favorite your story, but won't review it, copy and paste this onto your profile.( WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS? If you can take the time to favorite it, why not tell me WHY you favorited it?!)

If you've ever thought up a scene to a story without first even coming up with a plot, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( cough cough 'When in Venice' cough cough)

If you write yourr stories out before typing them, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I try to write the entire story before typing it, but i think that takes way too long, so i am going to try and type a chappy after i write it.)

The ones I like and apply to me in bold!!

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?!"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. (That sounds like my step dad. o_O)

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. (or the mongoose, i say curiosity killed the mongoose!)

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!"

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me

Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it.

When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Drive like you stole it!

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me

That does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed

Normal people worry me

Blondes do it better

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it

Anyone: Go to hell!

You: I did. But Hell was full, so I came back

And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Green Day. (OR CREATURE FEATURE!)

It's not's you

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

You think me calm on the inside, but I've already imagined killing you three different times.

If Creature Feature is your favorite band, copy/paste to your profile. ( DEAR LORD, MISTY NEEDS TO SEE THIS ONE!)

If your family worries about you because of your 'homicidal tendencies', then copy and paste this to your profile and come and meet up with Nny, Micah and I!

"I know people say 'I wouldn't change a thing about my life', and I get that. But what if the thing you want to change is what's going to make it so you, too, have no desire to change anything else in your life?" ( My own. There's one thing I don't like. And i could change it, maybe i'd be happier.)

If you've ever been yelled at for something you didn't do, and the person yelling knew you didn't do it, copy/paste to your profile.

If you've ever sang a song that you knew annoyed the person next to you JUST to annoy them, copy/paste to your profile! (NUMA NUMA WITH MY SISTER! Mai ya hi, mai ya who, mai ya ha, mai ya ha ha! SHE GETS SO MAD!)

I talk to strangers!


If you've ever wanted to just SMACK someone, copy/paste this.

Yes, I'm pretty sure my house is haunted. I'm the one haunting it!

I'm not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of me! (my friend Invader Misty's quote!)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If you've ever danced in the rain, copy and paste this to your profile. (yup, then my step dad got mad at me cause i was wet.)

If you've ever stared at someone until they finally got fed up and yelled 'What?!' then screamed 'DON'T LOOK AT ME!", copy/paste this to your profile. (it is funny!)

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true (sigh* Why must Dib be a cartoon...)

A day without sunshine is like...Night.

When asked why you are drinking in the early hours of the morning, reply "I wise man once said it's five'o'clock somehwere"

Music is like candy, throw away the rappers.

Invade the Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If once you do not succeed, quit and go see what's on TV.

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what a-hole came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'?

If Spongebob is such a big success, then why does he still work as a frycook? And why were his first words "May I take your order?" ( I HATE HIM! KICK HIS ASS, ZIM!)

42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.

A sane mind is a boring one.

There are three different kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't. (HA, I GET THIS ONE!)

Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality.

I love pie, pie is good, pie is your friend. Pudding is also good, so when you combine get THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING!

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ( i actually usually beat my computer at chess)

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. ( so true. EVIL FLOOR!)

Have you ever just felt... empty? Like you had no emotion at all. As though you didn't have a heart, but were only a body walking around without purpose or meaning. Where you could stare at that same crack in the ceiling for hours and not even care that your life is passing you by. I have...

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Room and Board by sillynekorobs reviews
In the chaos of life at Haven University, Jak and Daxter meet for the first time. Will the new roommates come out as best friends, or something a little more?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,554 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jak M., Daxter
Coping with live Fanfiction 101 by crazychick16 reviews
You know, playing old games bring up good memories. make you wish you could meet the characters in person, interact with them, even go to their world. Playing my old Jak II game I notice some problems with it, words and new actions. Something had to be wrong, I knew that. I never asked, however, to have characters thrown at me through my TV screen at two in the god damn morning!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Daxter
A Warm Blizzard by Kitty.M.Smith reviews
Hans is sent back to the Southern Isles, but soon returns when Elsa and Anna accept his father's request that they take Hans on as an unpaid staff member as his punishment. They, especially Anna, had planned to make Hans's life a nightmare, but when mysterious accidents start happening, the prince that longs to redeem himself might be the one of the only people who can stop them.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,007 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Elsa, Hans] [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
How To Be Brave by Time.To.Vaporize.A.Maths.Teach reviews
The Vikings are at war with Dragons AND the Scottish! But the dragons become too much, so the Scots and Vikings decide to make a truce, which needs to be agreed by the Royals of Scotland and the tribes chief. Upon meeting, Merida and Hiccup befriend each other fast and both help to train Toothless and go on the journey to protect dragons, themselves and allow their feelings to grow
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,464 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Hiccup, Merida
Arranged by Ravenclaw Writer reviews
Stoick the Vast and Fergus of DunBroch have decided to encourage the marriage of Hiccup and Merida. But will the pair grow together, or is the truce out of luck?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,283 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
All That Remains by DbKiT reviews
What if Ben didn't fall? Would he be able to keep his promise to Lee and protect Clementine?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012
Make Your Move by peripheralnoise reviews
Daxter is a pickpocket in Haven City; this time, he chooses Jak as his target. Will he get away with it? Jaxter yaoi, set during Jak II. Spoilers, future smut, some violence, etc.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,773 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Daxter, Jak M.
A Little Fun by Wicked.Intentions reviews
One-Shot! [The Warden/The Mistress] The Warden has a private moment with a captured Mistress.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [The Warden, The Mistress] Jared, Cherice - Complete
To Pay A Debt by Penonymous reviews
A metaphorical story/poem that attempts to explain Johnny's descent into insanity from his own distorted view of events.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Johnny C. - Complete
That's All It Takes by Penonymous reviews
"You see, I never get caught!" That statement has always been true for the infamous Johnny C. Until now, that is.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Johnny C.
Obsessed by Christy C reviews
Lokane prompt: Obsession. Jane is obsessed with Loki. Oneshot. Drabble.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Autumn and Spring by palomino333 reviews
"You call me absurd. Look in the mirror, Mistress." An argument between the Warden and the Mistress leads each to examine the other's character.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
Interview with Invader Zim by Invader Elze reviews
Hello, This is just an interview that I am hosting. NOT A Q&A! The old one was breaking a rule, so this is the new, legal one!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spleenk, Zim
The 7 Deadly Sues by crazychic111 reviews
Just like the title says, there will be 7 sues. Zim, Gir, Nny, Dib, Mmy, and The Tallest will each get the perfect, mind controlling Mary Sue, with a special twist at the end, of course.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011
Book 1 Dream Job by crazychic111 reviews
Ash's life is about to change when she gets offered the most insane job ever...helping Zim. Rated T for bad language and some other stuff I didn't think of. This is my first story so be nice!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
Collaborate by Drer'Ahv reviews
Zim fans, we need your help. Nickelodeon has offered to bring Zim back, as has Jhonen - however, you must work for this future. Read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010
Why me? by Invader Gilly reviews
While vacationing in Paris, a Goth named Annie gets hit by a car, killed, and sent to Halloween Town. To her dismay, she has to chose sides in a inter-holiday war started by Oogie that... Jack is getting blamed for?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Jack S.
Oh So Tall Yet So Unwise by Red Witch reviews
Red and Purple have a conversation while looking over Zim's latest gift.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
To The Microwave And Beyond! by OtterFrog reviews
One doesn't always need spaceships or electronic equipment to make contact with extraterrestrials. Sometimes all one needs is a simple kitchen appliance!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Red, Purple
Best Laid Plans by OtterFrog reviews
Even though he can come up with the most advanced weaponry they don't always do what he expect them to. Having an incompetent robot doesn't exactly help, either! Finished! Now to get started on my next lil Zim tale:D
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
The Final Mistake by FLASOK reviews
Zim has come up with another plan to eradicate human life, one that might actually work until it backfires disasterously and the entire Irken race wants him dead. He has no choice but to do the unthinkable. And worse, he needs help from...Dib. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Zim, Dib
Zim Membrane by freakishly reviews
after zim and dib got into yet another fight, membrane invites zim to dinner... talk things over, but what happens if membrane becomes really fond of zim and starts replacing dib as a son?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
Down the Rabbit Hole by Schiff Thomas reviews
The Mad Hatter has taken over Arkham and has decided to turn it into his own Wonderland! What mayhem ensues and who gets what rolls in his little twisted world? Mad Hatter, Joker, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Clay Face, Harley, Riddler, Penguin, Vant
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Mad Hatter, Bruce W.
Savory Sadism by Saiyajin Princess Chichi reviews
A year after Johnny tried to kill Devi, both find that they cannot get the other out of their head. Both find themselves gravitating toward one another. Will Johnny sway Devi's ways or the other way around? Warning: VERY GRAPHIC. RR
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Hearts Asunder by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
Tinker Bell is torn between two men who both love her, but is at an utter loss of what to do about it. Revised.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Tinker Bell, Bobble - Complete
Never Fear by Filaments reviews
After hearing of Devi's ordeal with Sickness, Nny seeks her out to affirm she survived intact. But by the end of their conversation, he finally finds the tables turned in their relationship. DeviNny. One Shot. R and R. Rated M for language.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
You Remind Me by Bellaluna1 reviews
After a Xiaolin Showdown, Kimiko is left without any memories of who she is. She has only one clue to her past: Jack Spicer. So what will the evil boy genius do when the Xiaolin monk appears at his door? KimikoJack
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,008 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Kimiko, Jack
Bad Moon Rising by SpamWarrior reviews
Nny and Devi have some issues to work out...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Devi D., Johnny C.
True Love by fairyMei33 reviews
A rewrite of The Corpse Bride. Victor and Emily.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,651 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Unexpected by altairity reviews
Jack Spicer and Kimiko Tohomiko. Two very different people. So what happens when Jack saves Kimiko's life? Oneshot Jackkim obviously
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Obedience by DixieMame reviews
When Kimiko accidentally uses a new Shen Gong Wu on Jack Spicer,she gains a servant! But what happens when your former enemy starts winning you over? Finished
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
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Hunger reviews
Something terrifying has happened to Zim. And now he has cravings- powerful cravings. Cravings to drink blood. He's been turned into a neophyte and he and Dib have until next full moon to find a cure. They're being watched. And the Hunger is hard to fight
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Zim, Dib
A Rip in Reality reviews
Thanks to a prize won by acing an 'unusual' test, the characters from Invader Zim and JTHM are thrown into my crazy, fan girl, paparazzi filled reality. Now, we have to go to New York to talk to Jhonen Vasquez himself! And Nickelodeon is suspicious.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,885 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Zim, Johnny C.
Memories of a past life reviews
Dib blacks out one day during skool, and has memories of a past life as an Irken named Bid. He's remembering the day his Tallest Miyuki helped him become the first Irken resurrected in a human body. He's also remembering how Zim screwed it all up. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Dib, Almighty Tallest Miyuki - Complete
Breaking the Habit reviews
Nny's finally decided enough is enough. So tonight he's breaking the habit. And little Todd sees the whole thing. I do not own the song "Breaking the Habit." Warning: character death.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Tuesday means Invader Zim reviews
Late one Tuesday night, Nny gets abducted by Zim. But what happens when the tables turn and both Zim AND Dib end up at Nny's house for some "intense fun"? My first fanfic, so be nice. Rated for Nny's language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zim - Complete
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