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HI THERE!!

You are now on MayaStorms profile!

Please enjoy your trip through my page and don't forget to take a souvenir.


-If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - unknown :D

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 5,211 - Follows: 4,158 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Whipped Cream and Melted Chocolate by Rushi-Sama reviews
Shizuo and Izaya are stuck together for home economics, and their chocolate mousse isn't exactly a success. However, Shizuo's decided to show Izaya just how nice chocolate really is. Set during high school. Shizaya. Foodkink/foodplay. Twoshot. Yaoi. Bit fluffy.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
This isn't Forever by Rushi-Sama reviews
Neji Hyuga has always been fascinated by Itachi Uchiha, and vice versa. But Neji's slightly less than thrilled when he finds out that Itachi's long term plans don't exactly involve him. ItaNeji. Hints of onesided NejiTen. Switches between Neji and Itachi's POVs. Shounen-ai. Yaoi. Pretty fluffy, but sad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Neji H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Hungover by Rushi-Sama reviews
Izaya should know never too drink too much, but sometimes he does and the consequences are dire. Who will he wake up with? And since when does Shizuo help him out? Shizaya. Set during high school. Fluff and smut. Language warning! For Mayastorm.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
That's Not how the Game Works by Rushi-Sama reviews
What happens when Shizuo starts breaking the rules? Worse - what happens when Izaya starts breaking his own rules? Shizaya. Fluffy Fluff. Oneshot. Izaya's POV.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2013 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Confession by Rushi-Sama reviews
L finds a new way to make Light confess to being Kira. Light isn't fond of the way things turn out. Light's POV. Yaoi. Lime. L x Light. Rated M for mature themes. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Light Y., L] - Complete
SlackerxHacker by VioletWylde reviews
What should have been an easy hack job has turned their lives upside down. Sasuke learns his past isn't as he believed and Naruto learns his relationship with Sasuke isn't exactly what he thought. M for language and lemons. AU. Narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,133 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Constant Shadow by Nica13 reviews
Something goes wrong on a mission, Itachi is injured badly, and he ends up in a coma. His only living relative Sasuke, who's only 8-years old is left alone, grieving. But what happens if Itachi wakes up after five years? Read if you want to know!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
My Obsession by homesweethomicide13 reviews
You're my obsession, my fetish, my religion. KakuHida AU Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Midnight Memories by Daydreamer79 reviews
SasuNaru Itachi is left to care for a child whose existence has taunted his brother through the ages, driving him to the brink of insanity. Love becomes obsession and Sasuke's final hope is Naruto. Vampire, Yaoi, Romance, Angst, Drama, Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,126 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
ReiSenzai Inc by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is part of a group that specialises in the supernatural. When they are called to investigate an orphanage that has experienced some strange events, things might just get a bit deadly! Full summary inside. SasuNaru/yaoi/ghosts/O.C's/ AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,501 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mother's Love: The Life of Kushina by lord of the land of fire reviews
Prequel to A Mother's Love. Long before she ever met the man she would fall in love with she knew both the sweeteness of triumph and the bitterness of defeat. Kushina X Minato
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,063 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Itachi: The early years by knightchaser reviews
He was a dream come true for a stagnated clan. But what kind of a future does a savior born with cursed blood have? Especially with Madara, Fugaku, Sarutobi and Danzou pulling the strings. Itachi Uchiha's early life from 4 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 437,601 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Road to Sasuke reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto's relationship goes sour, Naruto wishes that he lived in different world and by some sort of magic when he wakes up the next morning he finds himself in an alternate universe where Sasuke is a playboy and everything is not what it should be...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.