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Joined 06-04-10, id: 2389783, Profile Updated: 07-10-11
Author has written 7 stories for Bones, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Glee.

Hi, I'm heartorbrain.

So I'm really kinda boring. I love to write fanfiction. Favortie fandoms include but are not limited to...Bones, Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Glee. Some Hellcats, but I'm not a fan of reading femmeslash stories.

I am in love with David Boreanaz, he's gorgeous and an amazing actor. I'm also obsessed with Mark Salling. What I have a thing for dark hair and eyes?

Fave pairings:

Bones/Booth
Booth/Hodgins
Booth/Zack

Puck/Finn
Puck/D. Karofsky
Puck/Kurt
Puck/Rachel

Angel/Spike
Angel/Cordelia
Angel/Xander
Angel/Gunn

(In those orders)

And for HellCats cannon pairings.

I love reviews, because I love to hear people's thoughts. Constructive Criticizm welcome!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA” You’ll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

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He Never Cries by SouthernHemmy reviews
This is a first for me! Finn and Puck. I dont know where the relationship is going yet, but I had to write it after the pics of them in NYC. The chemistry is there. So please read, review if you want. The rating will go up later. And I love Puck angst!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,518 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Puck, Finn H.
While My Heart Gently Weeps by SouthernHemmy reviews
Kurt breaks Puck's heart. Dave is there to pick up the pieces. Give it a shot..Hemmy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,554 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Puck, D. Karofsky
Road Trip by nubianamy reviews
It's summer, and Kurt convinces Finn and Puck to come with him to the gay dance club in Dayton. A romantic one-shot, not part of the Donutverse. Puck/Finn, brotherly Kurt. Spoilers through end of season 2; last chapter has spoilers for season 4.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,248 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
the planets bend between us by the joker and the queen reviews
In the world of WMHS, there are two things you can count on: Rachel Berry is always on top, and losers like Noah Puckerman are always on the bottom. But when McKinley's badass queen collides with the king of the gleeks...it's a whole new universe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,532 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Waking Dreams by nubianamy reviews
Donutverse #6: Puck, Kurt and Finn each feel the pressures of school and family while keeping their secret. Finn/Kurt/Puck. Dom/sub, polyamory, discipline. Takes place during episode 1.11 Hairography.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 129,004 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Arms wide open by Without.The.Rain reviews
Sometimes we have to keep secrets to protect the ones we love. Sometimes it's to protect ourselves and sometimes it's just because you want to share a special moment with that one other person. Slash, Mpregs.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,304 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Finn H., Puck
Librarians and Pools by RavenHeart101 reviews
Puck never should have taken that summer job out in Westerville. Making out with your best friend's stepbrother's ex-boyfriend was never a good thing. But damn did he always have a thing for librarians... "I came for the boy-kisses, I stay for the plot."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,351 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Blaine A., Puck - Complete
Breakfast for Dads by olndina reviews
Finn realizes it's the first Father's Day since Beth's been born. This is so AU. Plus, also, it's fluffy. Like, WHOA. I'm ashamed there's no smut in it. Pre-slash. Chapter 2 posted and pseudo-edited.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Finn H., Puck
Thank God It's Fatal by Jack E. Peace reviews
"There's something really wrong with Quinn." "You have no idea how true that is." Based on "Jennifer's Body
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,748 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Borrowed Reality by Without.The.Rain reviews
AU I didn't know the full story, but my dad had done terrible things. Things that I didn't want my new friends knowing, my first in ten years. Ohio is the first place where nobody knew the truth, but you can't run from your past forever though. Read AN!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Puck, D. Karofsky
I love you, man by heysavy reviews
Pairing: Finn/Puck This was my first attempt at a fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Finn H., Puck
The Final Goodbye by SouthernHemmy reviews
In life the unexpected can happen and you are lost for a time. This is mainly Noah, Finn and Dave. Please give it a shot and review. Thanks Hemmy
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Puck, D. Karofsky - Complete
You're My Heart by SouthernHemmy reviews
Dave and Noah one shot...Please give it a try and review thanks Hemmy
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Puck, D. Karofsky - Complete
Can't be Normal by PteraWaters reviews
Puck always knew he was a boy, despite the body he'd been born into. No one outside his family minus his absentee father and his best friend Finn knew he used to be a girl. Not even his boyfriend. FTM!Puck. Puck/Kurt slash. AU. Rating changed to M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Donut Test by nubianamy reviews
Donutverse #1: Finn can't sleep. Puck feeds him and helps him relax. Kurt teaches him the secret of donuts. Takes place during episode 1.06 Vitamin D.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Always and Forever by SouthernHemmy reviews
Finn's POV somewhat...The bunnies would not let me work on anything until I finished this one...Please review! Thanks Hemmy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Bring Me to Life by IcePrinceX reviews
How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb. Without a soul, my spirit sleeping somewhere cold. Until you find it there and lead it back home. Wake me up, I can't wake up, save me.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,494 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Right Decision by SouthernHemmy reviews
This wrote itself...After watching the hug between Will and Puck on the finale. To me there was unwritten story behind it. THIS IS NOT SLASH. I would love to have feed back on this one..Hemmy
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Puck, Will S.
Out of Tragedy Comes Love by SouthernHemmy reviews
I have seen so many images of the Joplin and Tucscaloosa disasters that I wrote about it. Sometimes when tragedy strikes something good comes out of it. Please give it a chance. Hemmy
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Just One Minute by Without.The.Rain reviews
This wasn't like Puck. Puck was meant to be strong, was meant to be tough. He wasn't meant to cry...but he wasn't meant to fall in love with his straight best friend ether. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
3 kisses before perfection by Without.The.Rain reviews
The first time Puck had been drunk. It couldn't have possible meant anything, he knew that. The second time they kissed was at Christmas, under the mistletoe, a dare. The third time. There was no running now. They had both wanted that one. Adult themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Finn H., Puck
Me and clichés by Without.The.Rain reviews
My name is Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, I am the star runner back for the football teem, a baseball phenomenon and basketball extraordinaire and I am the epitome of the word jock. I absolutely hate it. Rated for mentions of dark themes and curse words. TBC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Knockdown by nubianamy reviews
Donutverse #4: Puck realizes what a jerk he's been to Finn, and some other things. Kurt helps him see the truth. Takes place during episode 1.09 Wheels. Dom/sub, discipline.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
36 Slushies and One Double Nonfat Latte, No Whip by nubianamy reviews
Donutverse #2: Finn and Quinn get slushied. Puck gets slushied. Kurt gets slushied. Finn, Puck and Kurt get wiser. Takes place during episode 1.08 Mash-Up.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
I'm not a Badass by Darknight7893 reviews
Puck is being abused by his mom's boyfriend and no one takes notice to the changes in the jock's demeanor but Finn. Finn is eager to help but Puck doesn't want to let him in. Rated M for themes of abuse and rape. Oh, and Puck doesn't have a sister.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Puck, Finn H.
The Act Of Needing by lettersinthesky reviews
Booth just needed to hear it. Slash. One-Shot turned into ficlettes. Booth/Sweets.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete
Save Him by lettersinthesky reviews
He just needed someone to tell him that, yeah, he was worth it. And he wanted to prove to him that, yeah, he was. Slash.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - L. Sweets, S. Booth
Lost in the moment by Without.The.Rain reviews
That moment was one I replayed over and over again into my last breath, usually in slow motion. At the centre of it was his face, he looked aghast, frightened and shocked at what had happened.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Immobilized By My Fears by Anime Girl23 reviews
Kurt just wanted to try something new. He didn't know Puck would react like this. Puck/Kurt slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Not Alone by PteraWaters reviews
Set in season one. Amidst a tragedy unfolding, Puck calls on the guy that used to be his best friend, and Finn shows up. A story of getting through things together, oddly-placed affection, and friendship. T for language. Puck/Finn slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
A Quiet Type Of Hate by Anime Girl23 reviews
Sometimes, silence isn't golden. Sometimes, it cuts deeper than words ever could. Puck/Kurt slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
What You Need, I've Got by lettersinthesky reviews
Booth/Sweets. SLASH. First dates are always just so amazing. Parts 2/2 complete.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete
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Why Don't You Stay? reviews
All Puck wants is for Finn to choose him. Song-fic 2 shot. Pinn slash. Mpreg. From the song Stay by Sugarland.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Ten Things reviews
Ten Things we don't know about Noah Eli Puckerman. Chapter 3 NOW UP!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Puck, Finn H.
Who Knew? reviews
AU Based in the song "Who Knew" by P!nk. "If someone said count your blessings now, fore they're long gone...I guess I just didn't know how, I was all wrong..." Finn/Puck slash Chap 3 now up!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Finn H., Puck
Tangled Web reviews
"Oh What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to decieve." Further summary inside. Slash/het and a human AU... Come hither lol
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Spike, Angel
The Final Letter reviews
This is a tag for Aliens in a Spaceship. I have alway wondered just what Bones wrote, and this is the product. I'm more than sure a story like this has been a hundred times over, but whatever. lol Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2010 - T. Brennan - Complete
Say When reviews
You knew it was wrong from the beginning. You knew you had to end it before it began. But being the closet masochist you are, you let it all unfold anyway. Each disconected step crossin the threshold. m/m slash Rated MA Based on the song "Say When"
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - S. Booth, J. Hodgins
The House That Built Me reviews
Inspired by the songs, "The House That Built Me," by Miranda Lambert; and "Breakeven," by The Script. Further Summary inside. Please read.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan