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Author has written 28 stories for Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, and Supernatural.

"I've been thinking of everything
I used to want to be
I've been thinking of everything
Of me, of you and me

This is the story of my life
(These are the lies I have created)
This is the story of my life
(These are the lies I have created)

I'm in the middle of nothing
And it's where I want to be
I'm at the bottom of everything
And I finally start to leave

This is the story of my life
(These are the lies I have created)
This is the story of my life
(These are the lies I have created)
(I've created...)

And I swear to god
I'll find myself
In the end

And I swear to god
I'll find myself
In the end

And I swear to god
I'll find myself
In the end
In the end

And I swear to god
I'll find myself
In the end

In the end [x4]

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created
This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created
(I've created)
This is the story of my life
(whispers)
These are the lies I have created...

30 Seconds To Mars, 'The Story'

It just seemed right to start out with this song. This is me and my stories, and this is my life...

To begin with...

Name: Brittany

Age at the moment: 17

Favorite shows:

(Bolded are the ones I read FF for while italicised are ones I have written for)(Also they aren't in any certain order)

Criminal Minds

Supernatural

Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior

Doctor Who

Tourchwood

Friends

Impractical Jokers

Sherlock

Robin Hood

Grey's Anatomy

Perception

Avatar The Last Airbender

And there's probably a few more that I can't think of right now.

Favorite Movies

(In no certain order)

Harry Potter 1-7 part II

Finding Nemo

All of the Pirates of The Caribbean movies

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Alvin and The Chipmunks 1,2, and 3

A Knight's Tale

The Hunger Games

And I'm sure there's more here too

favorite Books

(Again, in no order)

Harry Potter 1-7/ any thing by JK

The Host

The Hunger Game Trilogy

Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened

Thirteen Reasons Why

The Criminal Minds books

And now I'm drawing a blank to my others

Well, I was going to put an awesome quote here but I couldn't find an appropriate one...

Impractical Jokers:

This show is the bomb. Sal, Joe, Murr, and Q are these best friends that have the time of their lives making fools of themselves and each other. If you haven't seen it I very highly suggest you do... New episodes TruTV 10:00 and as a warning, you may pee your pants from intense laughing. Or at the very least go look it up on youtube. seriously, this shit is funny!

These are some of my favorite quotable:

"Squeeze it!" Murr

"LARRY!!!!" Joe and everyone else too at one point or another

"Oh my God, y'all, my favorite." Sal

"Don't call me mustache" random guy next in line

"..." frozen staring at a twenty for like five minutes; unmoving. Q

"Ba Do da dat dow" Joe skating as he takes food off a strange plate

"BOOM! I'm eating your grapes bro!" Q

"This is really good; both my therapist and parole officer say I'm ready for a roommate again."
"Oh, what happened?"
"Eh, not much" Sal with a random person who's looking for an apartment

"LET'S GET SEXY!" Sal

"MY WIFE LEFT ME!" Q

"They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder... in this case; yikes" Sal

"Pinch that nip, pinch that nip" Sal, Q, Joe trying to get Murr to pinch some dudes nipple

"I sleepwalk naked so if I walk into your room, don't wake me, it could be dangerous" Joe

"Wazoo" Joe

"Gerkin" Sal

"My friends call me a douche and I don't know what that is."
"Come here... It's what women use to clean out their v*."
"So their calling me a clean v*?"
"No, their calling you a dirty one."
"Why would my friends call me that?"
"I don't know as a term of indearment." Murr talking with a really creep guy

These quotes do nothing for the show... watch it to know what I'm talking about!

Criminal Minds

My one true love over everything else.I love Dr. Spencer Reid and the geneius behind him, Mister Matthew Gray Gubler of Gublerland. I am seriously obsessed with him it is scary. I love reading fictions that involve him especially any thing funny and anything that involves him and whump. I can't help the fact that he seems most adorable when he has a pleading look in his eyes and his sad puppy-dog eyes. I love reading things that are heart wrenchingly sad and I love to write it too. I love that when I do, I get a review saying that they had tears welling up in your eyes or pouring down your face because that is what I want to happen. But I also am madly in love with writing funny stuff because hey, who doesn't love a good laugh.

I have hundreds of ideas and no time to use them all. I want to write some more case-centric fics and I have them planned out to; meaning I know what I want to happen I just have to get it done. This is my last year of highschool and when it's done, hopefully I'll have more time to work on them.

"This Ain't Goodbye"
You and I were friends from outer space
Afraid to let go
The only two who understood this place
And as far as we know
We were way before our time
As bold as we were blind
Just another perfect mistake
Another bridge to take
On the way of letting go,

This ain't goodbye
This is just where love goes
When words aren't warm enough to keep away the cold
This ain't goodbye
It's not where our story ends
But I know you can't be mine, not the way you've always been
As long as we've got time
Then this ain't goodbye
Oh no, this ain't goodbye

We were stars up in the sunlit sky
No one else could see
Neither of us ever thought to ask why
It wasn't meant to be
Maybe we were way too high
To ever understand
Maybe we were victims of all the foolish plans
We began to devise

But this ain't goodbye
This is just the way love goes
When words aren't warm enough to keep away the cold.
This ain't goodbye
It's not where our story ends
But I know you can't be mine
Just like the way you've always been
As long as we've got time,
This ain't goodbye,
Oh no, this ain't good bye,
oh oh, oh no this ain't goodbye
This ain't goodbye

You and I were friends from outer space
Afraid to let go
The only two who understood this place
And as far as we know
This ain't goodbye
Oh no this ain't goodbye
This ain't goodbye
oh no this ain't goodbye
This ain't goodbye
It's just the way love goes

But where's that woman now, to keep away the cold, oh no?
This ain't goodbye
This isn't where the story ends
But I know you can't be mine
Like the way you've always been
This ain't goodbye

Train "This Ain't Goodbye"

And so I leave you with this quote; "I draw my inspiration from the desert sunset, from a flower in bloom, from things, a cable cord wrapped around a chair. These sorts of things inspire me." Matthew Gray Gubler

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Armageddon by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sequel to "Beauty the Beast" Ever wondered what Martha did during the Year that Never Was? What Torchwood was up to? What the BAU, CBI, Sam and Dean and Santa Barbara's famed psychic detective were doing? What about NCIS and Sherlock? Time didn't just stop for that year after all. Multiple fandoms band together to fight the Master's control over earth. Violence and implied torture.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 62 - Words: 284,915 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4h - Published: 6/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, S. Reid
Stairway to Paradise by RainFlame reviews
Ed has been MIA for months, and when Roy finally finds him, he is blind and more than just physically injured. With the State honorably discharging him, and no father to speak of, Roy has no choice but to care for the boy and try to put the pieces back together. Parental!Roy. Rating for injury and violence, just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,980 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
Numb by BlueIsTheColourOfOurPlanet reviews
Al was dead. That was the last thing Edward Elric registered before he went numb. He didn't faint, he just went numb. Stopped feeling, stopped realising, stopped responding to the world. Just Numb.- One of these storys were Al is dead and Ed tries to cope and Mustang tries to light up a new fire in Edward's eyes. Parental/friendship. Not to be read when you're depressive already ;)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,671 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Edward E., Roy M.
What Makes a Hero by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
TP. Perpetual twilight; clandestine malevolence. Realms linked by an encroaching darkness. The fate of two worlds hangs in the balance and only a hero can save them. A retelling of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 68 - Words: 424,586 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Link x Reader: When Worlds Collide by Rosiepuffs reviews
A boring life turned exciting with the arrival of one heroic hylian.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Link
Animal by Scyllia reviews
Natsu charges off to fight a Dark Guild, only to be captured and brutally tortured for five months. When his friends from Fairy Tail break in to save him, they realize he may be broken beyond repair.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,930 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
How Long It Takes by RainFlame reviews
After being held captive for weeks, Riza is finally rescued. Now she just wants things to go back to normal. Royai. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Reconciliation by Rose Zemlya reviews
Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 416,296 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Link, Zelda
Redux 3: There Goes My Hero by Someone072 reviews
The Watchman has come home to Jump City after the Bloody Sunday bombing and the city's "Vagrant Vigilante" is far from pleased. Embarking on a war of attrition, Gar takes the offensive against an enemy that's growing steadily by the day. Rated M for heavy violence, foul language, sexual themes, alcohol references, and adult themes. NOT for young readers.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,684 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Beast Boy - Complete
The Hunter's Guide by MrSpockify reviews
A guide to everything about hunting, by Sam, Dean, and Castiel. Requests welcomed.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Pet and Owner by Thisisentertaining reviews
A green boy sat curled upon a cage, collar weighing upon his neck. He was Beast, awaiting for his Master would call upon his shape shifting powers. When his Master commands him to fight four intruding teenagers, Beast finds he's facing foes he is unable to beat and when he loses he is taken like a prisoner of war. But was he stolen or saved? BB-centric AU. Cover Art by: KHchick101
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,930 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Beast Boy, Cyborg - Complete
Escape or Abandonment by Giroshane reviews
Gabriel is leaving heaven for good. But one little fledgling is determined to make him stay. A sad little one-shot on why I think Castiel and Gabriel's relationship is as tense and stiff as it is in Changing Channels.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Intoxication by paggle14 reviews
"I'm really glad I have speed dial on this mushroom, my fingers are paralysed so I had to use some peanuts to call you." An adorable drunken Reid with JJ to help him? What could happen? Please r&r
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blonde Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,842 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
I See A Darkness by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,070 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., S. Reid
A Battle of Minds by NCISthemedname reviews
Two of the brightest minds in the world meet. How will it all turn out? Does Sherlock best Dr. Spencer Reid or can the doctor outwit the consulting detective?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/17/2012 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
Reid's New Friend by TheCompositionNotebook reviews
Reid sets out to make himself some spaghetti for dinner, but finds that things go horribly wrong. What's a genius to do? Slight crackfic. xD
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Not A Bad Word by PlatinumPizzaKiller reviews
Katniss accidentally walks in on Peeta naked. Embarassment ensues for the "pure" Katniss. No lemons, just fluff! Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Mockingjay's Mischief: Song Spoofs by popgum99 reviews
OH NOEZ! The Mockingjay messed up 2012's music and made it all Panem-styled! Enjoy all these hopefully funny song spoofs! T cuz I'm paranoid.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
In Drag by TimelessTears reviews
Reid going undercover as a woman? What could possibly go wrong? Somewhat crackish.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Failure by Idoloni reviews
Oneshot. He was ashamed to admit it, but all he felt was relief. And pain, of course, but he could ignore that, albeit with difficulty.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Link, Midna - Complete
hey, thats me! by etpenusee reviews
The team goes to a club after a long case and they meet some people who look strangely familiar. Rated T for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Mistaken Identity by United Profilers reviews
Reid gets kidnapped by "fangirls", but was he really their intended target? Slight crackfic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Broken Wings by Lavender and Jade reviews
Beast Boy is kidnapped and the culprits escape without a single trace. But when the Titans finally rescue him, he's not the same Beast Boy anymore. BBxRae, RobxStar. Rated M for violence, alcohol use, horror, language, and suggestive themes/innuendo.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
Taking Their Place by MaryBeth Church reviews
This is a collection of 'what if' stories, mostly including what I would do if I was in the place of a victim or UnSub. Read more to find out what a retard like me would do if kidnapped or hacked to death.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Ten Weeks of Grief by ICanSeeYourFace reviews
For ten straight weeks he kept going back, kept crying, kept clinging to the notion that it would get better. And then Emily came back. Reid thinks back to his ten weeks of grief. Oneshot. Spoilers for "Lauren" and "Proof".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
HOME RUN! by LoveHGSS reviews
This is something I came up with after watching one too many Orbit commercials. It's ridiculous, stupid, and makes no sense at all.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/9/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Careful Fearless by Cassadee Willows reviews
Reid is guarded, emotionally battle scarred with years of insecurities that plague him. Taylor is left battered and broken after an unspoken tragic event. Both find themselves staying with Emily, where finding peace means finding all the pieces.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,831 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss
The Failures of the BAU team! by Longbourn22 reviews
Jack and Hotch 'baby-sat' Emily's pet. Something happened. Then, later, Hotch learned that he was not the only one 'baby-sat' Zhuzhu. Whole team involvement.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/18/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Movie Night by soccergal6 reviews
we don't own How To Be a Serial Killer or Criminal Minds! It's movie night at Reid's house, and they watch How to be a serial killer, which raises questions for Reid! co-authored bylianodemon * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Sassy Spencer by AkiAkiChan reviews
The team spends time in Vegas. Spencer sees someone from high school and shuts them DOWN. Rated T to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Redux 2 and a Half: The Bloody Sunday by Someone072 reviews
With the Watchman gone, a new threat gatheres in Jump City. Shattering both city and people alike with the announcement that will forever scar Jump City and her Titan protectors, the "Illuminati" now rise. Rated M for violence and language.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Starfire, Dr. Light - Complete
Reid and the Spinny Chair by Angel Sun reviews
Reid, Morgan, and a Spinny Chair... nuff said XDDD
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Reid Effect by dinosaurxrawrxo reviews
Morgan asks Reid to do him a favor and watch Clooney for him. It's the Reid-effect all over again.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Duct Tape by Maia Willow reviews
"Hey Garcia, thats a cool bracelet. How did you make it?" Oh Dr. Reid, you just had to ask. First Fic, Re-posted.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Meet The Real BAU Team by SSAFunbar reviews
I interviewed the past and present members of the BAU team of the FBI not real interviews sadly
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,191 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Taking Care of Daddy by blackandblueangel reviews
Jack takes care of his daddy while he's sick. H/P friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
BoyLove at the BAU or Why Reid really cut his hair by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
The team finds a seemingly incriminating photo of Morgan and Reid, one thing leads to another and they are faced with tons of fanfiction written about CM. Emily finds it hilarious, Reid and Morgan not so much. Not actually slash, just shameless shipping
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Redux 2: The City of Blinding Lights by Someone072 reviews
After months of self-imposed exiles, Gar Logan finds himself under a blood red sky in Gotham City. His pursuit of the men who've stolen away two of his closest friends, the Watchman plunges his hand into the filth of Gotham for answers... but at what cost? Rated M for heavy language, violence, alcohol references, and depression.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,678 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Beast Boy - Complete
Photo Shoot by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The FBI is putting out a calendar- and the BAU is going to be a part of it. Getting the photos is half the fun. Slightly ridiculous oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2011 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Jingle Bells with Jack and Henry by HermioneMaggieJareau reviews
Morgan teaches Jack and Henry his version of Jingle Bells. And Strauss isn't too happy about it. I know it's late for the holidays, but please read still. Thank you.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
12 Days by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The 12 Days of Criminal Minds. A oneshot every day until Christmas. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Moving On by Karama9 reviews
Sequel to Hero. Three years ago, Ganon was defeated; it's a well known fact, however, that the Demon will always come back. On hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,629 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Link, Zelda
Dear Fanfiction Writers by Jada Ryl reviews
Someone's finally had enough of all that he goes through in fanfic. His reaction in his words.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
False Secrets by HermioneMaggieJareau reviews
Erin Strauss gets bored one day and decides to have each team member reveal a secret about their team mates. But what she hears from each member will shock her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Humor Thy Name is the BAU by lazywriter123 reviews
This is a collection of humor and sillness in the BAU office. Warning: Reading this may cause a gut to burst from laughter or just holding in the giggles. I plain to update this at least once a week.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010
Family by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
What if Reid wasn't an only child? How would things have been though the series if Reid had siblings? JJ/Reid tossed in there as well, as long as I'm messing with the canon.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,230 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Halloween Treat by Rayne McKenna reviews
Derek really hates Halloween and the team's antics are making it worse. When something finally happens to make the day worthwhile, will they ruin that too? Rated T for shameless cock blocking. Poor Derek.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2010 - D. Morgan - Complete
Redux 1: The Watchman by Someone072 reviews
After a brush with the new street drug "White Rabbit", Gar Logan sets out on a journey of self-discovery and vengeance, facing the dark underworld of Jump City. From the ashes of the "Beast Boy" arises Jump City's newest hero: The Watchman. Rated M for drug use, sexual content, violence, and alcohol references. NOT for younger readers. (Chapters 1 through 13 revised 8/2/14)
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 174,132 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Beast Boy - Complete
Elevator Revelations by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU team gets stuck in an elevator overnight, so Morgan decides to play a little game of Truth or Dare! This will be fun... Slightly Reid centric if you squint
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Moms and Dads by the-vampire-act reviews
Drabble. Jack has a question about Spencer that catches him off-guard.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Repurcussions of Bad Decisions by ImaSupernaturalCSI reviews
When Spencer Reid almost breaks down your door, it's never a good sign. SPOILER ALERT for 6x02. Two new chapters added 9/30. Because sometimes bad decisions can be good...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
Attack of the Fangirl by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
A short little story about an obsessed fangirl who breaks into the BAU... Sort of a crack-fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Don't Know Much About History by TheSecretCity reviews
For the July TV prompt challenge. Reid decides to use his physics magic to get back at Strauss. Rated for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
You know your obsessed with Criminal Minds if by MrsShemarMoore reviews
Just a little funny spoof. Lets see how many you agree with. Now thirty of them! I'll keep adding if you keep reviewing!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009
Worst Case Scenario by Chloe Winchester reviews
Something horrible has happened to Hotch, he just has no idea what it is. With the team just as baffled and trying to find a missing Reid, it becomes a nightmare they all feared, an unsub targeting them. Hurt!Hotch Hurt!Reid NO SLASH! M for sexual abuse
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Chaos Theory by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,662 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Frozen Reliance by the-vampire-act reviews
The case gets personal once more when the UnSub forces the team to play a game of life and death in the woods. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Vengeance Is Sweet by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
When Reid and Morgan are kidnapped by an angry UnSub who demands that the team choose one of them to die, the team scrambles to find them before it's too late. Rate T for graphic violence and some language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,965 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Que Sera Sera: Whatever Will Be, Will Be by Holly Sophia reviews
All Spencer Reid can remember is being attacked at home. When he wakes, he is trapped in a small room, at the mercy of an unseen madman. What will he do to save his life before the clock runs out?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,890 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Hankel Spankle by Lemon Cookies reviews
A craptastic work of literature featuring Reid and the fiend.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Tobias H., S. Reid - Complete
Lusty Link's Valentine's Poem by Fictional Architect reviews
A poem directed at the reader as if they were female. Contains rude language and sexual themes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Link
At the Riverside of Neverland by Kaori-chan2 reviews
NxL: Her years pass and Natsu is just an occasional visitor watching from afar.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 156 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Desert Desert by Amiable Loner reviews
Morgan finds one of the few ways to completely irritate Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Hero by UnluckyAmulet reviews
Some children visit Link and learn the consequences of wanting to be a hero. Link x Zelda. Graphic Content.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Hero by Karama9 reviews
1500 years ago, Ganon won. Unbeknownst to most of the population of Hyrule, the Demon still rules. Update: there is a sequel in progress to this story, called Moving On. Please check it out if you liked Hero!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,642 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Save Me by Sevlow reviews
Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Arrgh! Me Maties! by Goddess Of Heather reviews
It's short, it's silly and while I wrote it I laughed so hard I cried.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Ganondorf and Nabooru by Rose Zemlya reviews
A series of short stories depicting the relationship between Nabooru and Ganondorf, as well as detailing bits and pieces of Ganondorf’s “fall.” Apologies for the title. It's temporary until I think of something better.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Lilith Has BO reviews
After MM, Link is considering what life he has left. He's waiting for fate to step in, and when it doesn't, he chooses his own end. Angst, drama. Drama, angst. Very disturbed. (AN: Not to be continued. -_-;)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2003
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SuperMinds reviews
"For the past four years, the world has come to know me as Spencer Reid. However, that life is a lie." The journey of three brothers. Follow them as they encounter demons, murders, and whatever else life throws their way.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,245 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., S. Reid
Age is But a Number reviews
Amy has a question for the Doctor in regards of his age. Just a short conversation between the two. My first attempt at anything DW. Please Read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Chancellor Thalia, Dream Lord - Complete
Dead Zone
It's Halloween and someone finds their life in danger. Who is it and will they make it out alive? Summary sucks but reads better. Rated T to be safe. Written for the CCOAC challange.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Anderson, S. Reid - Complete
Worst Vacation EVER reviews
What better way to spend your vacaion than being sick... Prentiss decided to take the job and move to Paris so Hotch, Reid, and Garcia decide to help her move in then take some much needed vacation time. Please note as a warning, this is bad!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
LMFAO reviews
Spencer Reid has a secret life away from the BAU, but the team start seeing some changes in him and become worried. What they find is nothing they would have ever expected. Warning: very ooc and there are a few swear words, but nothing too bad.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Transfered reviews
Written for the CCOAC challenge. "The director believes that it is now needed for all acting unit chiefs to have a better understanding of the different departments we have in the FBI. So you will all be switching to work with another team."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Scared to Death reviews
Reid has always been fearful of getting schizophrenia but he doesen't have to be anymore. Warning: Self-harm/ suicide... dark.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Roommates reviews
It's been ten years and a lot has changed since 2012, Reid now lives in New York and has just gotten a new roommate that may have connections to his old boss. Written for the CCOAC Future Fic Challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2012 - S. Reid, Sean H.
Hotdog reviews
This is what happens when you cross overtirdness, too much LMFAO, and a lot of typing already in the same day... Inspired by LMFAO's 'hotdog' and drunken bowling. OOC and semi-crackiness. I own nothing. And Prentiss would be added as a third character.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Known Unsub
My fic for the OC chalenge. Spencer Reid had known Annamaria Cellon from Caltech but they haven't seen each other for years now. When they meet up again it isn't in the way either would have liked.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
The One reviews
Reid had found a love but wasn't able to keep her. Dedicated to anyone who knows someone who died of cancer.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Awkward reviews
"Make him uncomfortable" Hotch. Reid does just that. Majorly AU, OOC, Crackyness. Spoliers for 1x08. kind of. Enjoy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Meeting Matthew reviews
607 days ago Garcia sent Morgan videos of Matthew Gray Gubler, she also contacted him and now she's hearing from him. Rated T to be safe language wise. Can be read alone, but I suggest reading Gublerland first to have a better idea of whats going on now.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
No Touchy reviews
Fun one-shot involving Reid, Garcia, and brownies.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Venting reviews
Reid vents to Prentiss his feelings about her death and return.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Crazy Love reviews
Reid finally finds the girl of his dreams, but is it too good to be true?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Happy New Year reviews
Morgan throws his anual New Year's party and as usual, Reid drinks a little too much. Warning: talk of drinking. Rated T to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Meeting Anderson
Bubbles decides to talk with Anderson. Semi-sequal to Meeting the Real BAU Team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Anderson, S. Reid - Complete
The Date reviews
Bubbles is back for her date with none other than Spencer Reid. Related to Meet The Real BAU Team Makes more sense if read first , but could be read on its own.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Remember When reviews
It's Reid's 35th Birthday and the team tells him what their first thoughts of him were.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Reid's letters: season one reviews
"I tell her pretty much everything... Do you know that I write her every day?" "That's nice." "Depends on why I write her." - Reid and Garcia. Here are what some might have been like.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
Do You Believe In Ghosts? reviews
Reid is dead and he tells the team how. Warning charecter's death. T to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
In The Face reviews
Just a short one-shot about why Reid doesn't kick down doors.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Meet The Real BAU Team reviews
I interviewed the past and present members of the BAU team of the FBI not real interviews sadly
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,191 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Speaking Up reviews
Giving credit where credit is do... Short fic about crediting Anderson.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Anderson - Complete
Christmas With Spencer Reid: 2010 reviews
Heres how Spencer Reids Christmas season 2010 went down... pretty bad summary, but I think the story its-self is a lot better Please R and R
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
REVENGE reviews
Reid has been kidnapped again nothing new but is it Morgans fault?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Gublerland reviews
Garcia sends Morgan an e-mail with a link to MGG's website.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete