Scrotie McBoogerBalls
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Joined 06-04-10, id: 2390010, Profile Updated: 11-03-13
Author has written 7 stories for Mortal Instruments.

*About Me*


I am SCROTIE MCBOOGERBALLS!!! Lol. No not really.

Just to make one thing clear, I am a girl. lol Not a guy. I just have a guy's sense of humor.

I got my username from an episode of South Park, one of my FAVORITE shows EVER!!!! lol. The episode was called 'The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerBalls. lol It was one of my favorite episodes too!


*Writing Style*

I like to write ALOT of Dark themed stories, very angst ridden and I try to be very expressive. I'm not much of a romance person, I do like it depending on the the story as a whole, but not something like Twilight. Sorry I just can't bring myself to get into it. I like love stories like what goes on in the Dollanganger Saga. I know the whole damn book is full of incest, but I just can't help but love Chris and Cathy. I must admit that was what probably drew me into the Mortal Instruments- Jace and Clary being siblings was definitely a mean trick to play on the readers. lol. But also a very fun one. I'm pretty sure that Cassie Clare had loads of fun screwing around with Jace and Clary's complicated relationship. But just because I love to write and read Dark, Angst ridden stories does not mean I only enjoy those kinds of stories. I do enjoy many different kinds of stories, those ones just happen to be my favorites.

Dark Themes: Explicit gore, and violence. Strong Sexual Content and Language. Images from a Fantasy, dark images.
Angst: Tortured souls, such as rape, physical and emotional abuse. Abandonment, suicide, grief.
Short Stories: Stuff that most of the time is short, sweet and to the point. It doesn't take much thought or effort to figure out the story, just a cute little drabble on a character. Good example "Awake" by Tobias Wolf.
Romance: A couple who struggles to the extreme to stay together. Example a white/black couple living in the 50's. OR; a couple who must survive a war that might not only mean the end of their lives, but the end of the world. I like unique romance stories. Cliche things just bore me. i.e., The Notebook, The Lucky One etc etc.


*My Stories*

Works In Progress


Angels In The Attic: A Mortal Instruments adaptation of Flowers In The Attic.
Summary: Jace and Clary are truly siblings in this story. They face a recent tragedy in their family that forces them to move into a large home owned by their grand parents. Here they are forced to live in one room with their younger twin siblings. During this time dark events begin to unroll as the weeks in the attic go from that to months and then years.
Status: This has proven to me to be very difficult to write, so I must admit it is taking me forever to write it. It is very hard adapting another person's book, let me assure you! So this will probably be the ONLY book that I will be adapting to this much detail. I have barely made it past the first five chapters of Flowers In The Attic.

Paths and Roads of a Single Parent
Summary: Celine is a hard working young woman, trying her best to raise her only son, Jace. She bears the best relationship with her him. Like two best friends. They even call themselves Bonnie and Clyde. But as they both struggle both financially and emotionally, Celine must make a decision. Is she her son's friend? Or is she his mother? AU/AH/OOC
Status: NEW

Bless The Child
Summary: Continuing from City of Lost Souls, Simon and Rebecca try and make their mother come to terms with Simon being a vampire. However Simon is having second thoughts. Alec is struggling to rekindle his relationship with Magnus, while spiraling down into a depression. Jace becomes increasingly worried about his Parabatai, while watching him destroy himself. Clary continues to have dark nightmares about Jonathan wreaking havoc on the world. He has a new plan, and it involves both Clary and Jace to be complete. It might be too once they find out exactly what it is Jonathan is planning to do. God has made a plan, what is it, and will Jace and Clary even like this plan...?
Status: New

Nearly Complete

Slut Year
Summary: Clary is tired of being safe, and has decided to have a little fun once she goes to college, but this game soon comes to an end for her when she plays the game with a handsome bad boy in the name of Jace. Rated M for Language and Sexual Content. Some OOC
Status: In Rewrite Development

BeneVolence: A spin off ofthe film Bereavment.
Summary: Clary discovers a young mundane boy who had been stolen away from his family and forced to participate in the brutal killings of young girls. Clary rescues the boy from the homicidal maniac to discover that the child may or may not be mentally done for.
Status: In Rewrite Development

Post Partum:
Summary:
Jace and Clary are now young new parents, but Jace is experiencing negative thoughts towards his infant son. Unable to cope with the new life of being a father, he lashes out at the child. Can Jace overcome this? Or will he fail miserably as a father? M for strong language, and sexual themes.
Status: Nearly Finished

Completed

I Wish You Were Dead
Summary:
Just a Three-Shot about what would happen if Clary were more like me and mean whenever someone hurt her. Jace learns the hard way that things happen for a reason...

Coming Soon

Alpha: Inspired by Ruby Sparks

Summary: They say that magic left our world when human beings stopped believing in it. But whose to say it ever left in the first place? Magic exists all around us, magic is within our hearts. And if we believe in something hard enough, maybe it can come to life. JacexOC. AU. Somewhat AH.


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Slut Year

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Chaos by purrina57 reviews
"The ghost of a grin flashes over the boy's face. Then he leans down, and his breath is hot and heaven against her lips. 'Hold it like this. Aim. Shoot. Kill.' 'I can't.' 'Sure you can. Just pull the trigger. It'll be easy. He's asleep. He'll just never wake up again, never hurt you again.' She takes a deep breath, closes her eyes. Aims." Bonnie/Clyde-esque JxC futuristic, dark
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,072 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Where the heart broken go by bellachristiana reviews
Jace is a mechanic that has just returned from war all he wants is to get back to his shop and back into his routine of fixing and forgetting. He has been alone almost his whole life but when he walks into his loft he realizes he may no longer be alone.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,238 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Brooklyn by the Water at Night by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Clary is a twenty year-old single mother with a bad past and no visible future. Jace is an arrogant college athlete with a trail of broken hearts behind him, assigned community service to repair past indiscretions. Sparks will fly, tears will fall, secrets will be revealed, things will change; their lives will never be the same. AH/AU/OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,612 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
All's Well That Ends Well by In The Fray reviews
Clarissa Fray is a woman not to be messed with. But what happens when a new employee joins the company, in the form of ex-boyfriend Jace Wayland? Can he break the Ice Queen persona? Rated T.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,694 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
My City of Glass by Seducing Phoenix reviews
She stepped forward-and with a last swift leap, he was at her side, catching her wrist, just as the portal seemed to explode around them, his hand lost its grip on her wrist. Like a tornado snatching a tree up by the roots, the force yanked her off her feet. -My view on if Luke didn't follow Clary to Idris-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Real Me by Eashi Chand reviews
What if Clary wasn't actually Clarissa Fray but another person entirely. What if she was actually Katerina Elizabeth Rose, the very beautiful shadowhunter who was thought to have died in a fire that killed her family. Katerina is now a very powerful vice president in one of the biggest companies in the world Diamond Corp. Set in City of Glass when Clary sees Jace kissing Aline.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 52,795 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
His Agony by jemsrwe reviews
After the battle in City of Heavenly Fire, the damage is enormous, bodies cover the streets, not a centimeter left unmarred by either ichor or human blood. New York City is left looking more like a war zone than its once beautiful city. But, which of our favorite characters are left? Who lived, who survived, who is left in agony that no one can fix? *Rated T for Gore*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Climbing Across Monkey Bars by KissingFire reviews
After Jace and his mother move into a house down the street from a playground, he begins seeing a little girl visit the park alone, every night. After befriending her, Jace realizes she doesn't spend the night at the park for fun. It's her escape. AU/OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Keep the Next Breath by Majesta Moniet reviews
Jace and Clary return from the battle in Idris victorious...and as brother and sister. They must confront their forbidden feelings while living in the shadow slowly descending upon New York. Jace/Clary. Post-CoG AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,398 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
City of Secrets by KittyThomas reviews
Post-series. Jace and Clary are married and living in Idris, in the old Herondale Manor. Jace discovers things about his past, while Clary discovers things about their future, including something that could destroy their family forever...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,197 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Cheater by JaceLUV'SMe reviews
Clary is with simon, but she meets jace a man she can't resist. what does she do. the title says it all. rated m for future lemons.x suck at summeries please read and review.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
City of Glass Hearts by everyrosehasitsthornxx reviews
Set after City of Glass n before CoFA one year later. What would happen if something happens in Jace's and Clary's that changes them forever? Would it tear them apart, or bring them closer? With new twists in their lives, will they make it out together?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,252 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2573 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
One Hot Night Together by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Taken the delicious smutty scene featuring Jace/Clary from City of Fallen Angels and continued it : Enjoy! The first 544 words belong to Cassandra Clare but the rest is mine! M for sexual activity.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Night Errand by butterburfieldfairy reviews
It is amazing how one night can change your life. And for Clary, what started out as a simple errand for the King turns into a fight for survival. Because someone is out to kill her, and he's hired the best assassins the magical world could offer! AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,925 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Inconvenience by AttyAriAki reviews
This is what my Friend Josh would say to Jace, Simon, and Clary. Set in City of Ashes: right before they go to the Seelie Court. Rated T for language. ***Warning*** DO NOT READ if you are a huge Simon fan! Also rating will go up after 3rd chapter!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
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Post Partum reviews
Jace and Clary are now young new parents, but Jace is experiencing negative thoughts towards the baby. Unable to cope with the new life of being a father, he lashes out at the child. It isn't long before Jace and Clary's relationship falls apart. Can Jace overcome this? Or will he fail miserably as a father? M for strong language, and sexual themes. Now a full-length story OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Bless The Child reviews
After Jonathan's threats Clary is seeing malavolent visions of something darker than they could ever imagine. Jonathan has a new plan, and it's far more sinister than any he's had before. Jace's new ability makes him one of Jonathan's new Guine Pigs, he wants something from BOTH Jace and Clary, and they have to figure out what that is... before it's too late. AU/a little bit OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Simon L.
Slut Year reviews
Let's play a game: It involved sleeping with the most men possible, whomever has the highest number of sex partners by the end of the year wins. Unless, of course, you end up losing because you end up falling in love with a Bad Boy Tattoo Artist. AH/OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Benevolence reviews
Clary is kidnapped by a Mundane Serial Killer. In her struggles, she discovers the man had stolen a child five years prior. He planned to raise the boy to be a killer. Clary makes it her personal mission to save herself and the boy. But once she's free she must teach the boy to choose. To be normal, caring, and good, or a cold blooded killer? AU OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,441 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Clary F., Jace W., OC
Paths and Roads of a Single Parent reviews
Celine is a hard working young woman, trying her best to raise her only son, Jace. She bears the best relationship with him. Like two best friends. They even call themselves Bonnie and Clyde. But as they both struggle both financially and emotionally, Celine must make a decision. Is she her son's friend? Or is she his mother? AU/AH/OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Clary F., Jace W., Stephen H., Celine H.
I Wish You Were Dead reviews
Just a Two-Shot about what would happen if Clary were more like me and mean whenever someone hurt her. Jace learns the hard way that things happen for a reason... AU/OOC T for language
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Angels In The Attic reviews
Jace, and Clary try and cope with drastic changes in their lives when the father becomes suddenly violent. Their mother flees with them to their rich grandparents' in which they are forced to live in only one room, with only an attic to play in. Years pass while they live in the attic, and they eventually must find a way to escape. Based off Flowers In The Attic. AU, OOC, Incest
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.