Author has written 7 stories for Mortal Instruments.
I am SCROTIE MCBOOGERBALLS!!! Lol. No not really.
Just to make one thing clear, I am a girl. lol Not a guy. I just have a guy's sense of humor.
I got my username from an episode of South Park, one of my FAVORITE shows EVER!!!! lol. The episode was called 'The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerBalls. lol It was one of my favorite episodes too!
I like to write ALOT of Dark themed stories, very angst ridden and I try to be very expressive. I'm not much of a romance person, I do like it depending on the the story as a whole, but not something like Twilight. Sorry I just can't bring myself to get into it. I like love stories like what goes on in the Dollanganger Saga. I know the whole damn book is full of incest, but I just can't help but love Chris and Cathy. I must admit that was what probably drew me into the Mortal Instruments- Jace and Clary being siblings was definitely a mean trick to play on the readers. lol. But also a very fun one. I'm pretty sure that Cassie Clare had loads of fun screwing around with Jace and Clary's complicated relationship. But just because I love to write and read Dark, Angst ridden stories does not mean I only enjoy those kinds of stories. I do enjoy many different kinds of stories, those ones just happen to be my favorites.
Dark Themes: Explicit gore, and violence. Strong Sexual Content and Language. Images from a Fantasy, dark images.
Angst: Tortured souls, such as rape, physical and emotional abuse. Abandonment, suicide, grief.
Short Stories: Stuff that most of the time is short, sweet and to the point. It doesn't take much thought or effort to figure out the story, just a cute little drabble on a character. Good example "Awake" by Tobias Wolf.
Romance: A couple who struggles to the extreme to stay together. Example a white/black couple living in the 50's. OR; a couple who must survive a war that might not only mean the end of their lives, but the end of the world. I like unique romance stories. Cliche things just bore me. i.e., The Notebook, The Lucky One etc etc.
Works In Progress
Angels In The Attic: A Mortal Instruments adaptation of Flowers In The Attic.
Summary: Jace and Clary are truly siblings in this story. They face a recent tragedy in their family that forces them to move into a large home owned by their grand parents. Here they are forced to live in one room with their younger twin siblings. During this time dark events begin to unroll as the weeks in the attic go from that to months and then years.
Status: This has proven to me to be very difficult to write, so I must admit it is taking me forever to write it. It is very hard adapting another person's book, let me assure you! So this will probably be the ONLY book that I will be adapting to this much detail. I have barely made it past the first five chapters of Flowers In The Attic.
Paths and Roads of a Single Parent
Summary: Celine is a hard working young woman, trying her best to raise her only son, Jace. She bears the best relationship with her him. Like two best friends. They even call themselves Bonnie and Clyde. But as they both struggle both financially and emotionally, Celine must make a decision. Is she her son's friend? Or is she his mother? AU/AH/OOC
Bless The Child
Summary: Continuing from City of Lost Souls, Simon and Rebecca try and make their mother come to terms with Simon being a vampire. However Simon is having second thoughts. Alec is struggling to rekindle his relationship with Magnus, while spiraling down into a depression. Jace becomes increasingly worried about his Parabatai, while watching him destroy himself. Clary continues to have dark nightmares about Jonathan wreaking havoc on the world. He has a new plan, and it involves both Clary and Jace to be complete. It might be too once they find out exactly what it is Jonathan is planning to do. God has made a plan, what is it, and will Jace and Clary even like this plan...?
Summary: Clary is tired of being safe, and has decided to have a little fun once she goes to college, but this game soon comes to an end for her when she plays the game with a handsome bad boy in the name of Jace. Rated M for Language and Sexual Content. Some OOC
Status: In Rewrite Development
BeneVolence: A spin off ofthe film Bereavment.
Summary: Clary discovers a young mundane boy who had been stolen away from his family and forced to participate in the brutal killings of young girls. Clary rescues the boy from the homicidal maniac to discover that the child may or may not be mentally done for.
Status: In Rewrite Development
Summary: Jace and Clary are now young new parents, but Jace is experiencing negative thoughts towards his infant son. Unable to cope with the new life of being a father, he lashes out at the child. Can Jace overcome this? Or will he fail miserably as a father? M for strong language, and sexual themes.
Status: Nearly Finished
I Wish You Were Dead
Summary: Just a Three-Shot about what would happen if Clary were more like me and mean whenever someone hurt her. Jace learns the hard way that things happen for a reason...
Alpha: Inspired by Ruby Sparks
Summary: They say that magic left our world when human beings stopped believing in it. But whose to say it ever left in the first place? Magic exists all around us, magic is within our hearts. And if we believe in something hard enough, maybe it can come to life. JacexOC. AU. Somewhat AH.
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