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The Figurehead of Queer Justice by Perdue reviews
A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 7/12/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Monstrous Shenanigans by Bucketswag reviews
You are Dave Strider and moving to a new town gives you more than you bargained for. Monstrous shenanigans ensue.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Dave S., John E.
A Russian's Gift by Gebrelle reviews
Ivan only gives one gift a year on Christmas, and who he gives it to changes each time. This year it is for Germany. He doesn't have much time but if anyone can pull it off, he can. *** YAOI WARNING! *** GermanyXItaly and RussiaXLithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Russia, N. Italy
When the Clock Strikes Midnight by I.Write.Love reviews
Prom's soon, and John's evil step-siblings are making sure he can't go. Thankfully, he's got a Fairy God-Bro for that... But what about Dave? Dave/John fluffy Cinderella-esque one-shot. Review?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Red Envy by xxCloudEnvyxx reviews
Tavros has felt hollow all his life, and that has only become worse in the veil, with no one to warm him. He will realize that there has always been someone there for him, waiting to be needed. Tavros needs Gamzee now. Short but hopefully sweet
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
The Great Curl Debacle by Triangular Prism reviews
What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Prussia, France
La Isla Bonita by Susa J reviews
Bright green eyes twinkled in the light of the fire. Before he even thought twice, he had already lifted his camera from his lap and positioned it in front of his face. Spamano, Oneshot, T for some swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Damn Tomato Bastard! by Tooka Chan reviews
Lovino has a hard time sleeping. Spain wakes up easily, especially when he hears his name being shouted from a certain redhead's mouth. Spamano, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Proposal by I.Write.Love reviews
Nick's been looking for something, and Ro and Coach finally noticed. What is he up to? Nellis one-shot. Fluffy.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
You Worry Too Much by MrsOmnomnomers reviews
After and unhappy meeting with a certain Russian, Toris hopes to keep future meeting with him limited. Too bad for him, he gets paired with that Russian for a project. A very important project. Great. Highschool AU RussLiet Discontinued
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Lithuania, Russia
Hope by I.Write.Love reviews
"Well, I think it's kinda like that thing you've always got, even if everythin' seems to be crashin' down, ya know?" Ellis asks Nick what hope is one night in the safe house. Fluff. Nick/Ellis. Rated T for boy lurv and minor language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Dirty Faith by Icestorm51 reviews
Homeless Bella runs into Edward on New York's city streets. Liking her a lot more than he should, he takes her home to offer her what she always needed. Will more come out of the arrangement then originally intended? AU, AH, Lemons, OOC, MA, CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,367 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Talk of Tomatoes by crackberries reviews
Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Accent Girl by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Ally works at McDonalds, entertaining customers by imitating accents. Arthur is an art student with a flair for the supernatural. When their paths cross, who knows what'll happen! fem!Alfred/Arthur, UsUk, Joker
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
Confession by Icestorm51 reviews
When Sve and Tino leave Denmark's house, they spend the night in the great outdoors with only sleeping bags and each other to keep warm. One-shot. MA, Slash, lemons. Other one-shots inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Sweet Treats by Thanatos God of the Dead reviews
Italy decides he want to make Germany happy by giving him the one thing he loves most: Italy's cooking. Germany enjoys the delicious food, realizing the true meaning of the Sweet Treats from Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by xPaperWingsx reviews
Tino is sick. Totally and desperately lovesick. Only he didn't know it. And neither did Berwald. SuFin Fluff. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Eight is a Good Number by Nook'n'Cranny reviews
Toris makes a visit to Alfred's house and finds himself in an awkward conversation with an uninvited guest. :characters not mine:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
The Kolkhoz Kitty by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Due to one of England's magical mishaps, Russia is transformed into a harmless little cat. He's dumped on Toris to take care of, who doesn't realize who his new friend is. What no one knows is that there's a time limit on this change. When time is up...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Second Shelf all the Way in the Back by Jane Speare reviews
Hyde tries to outsmart the good doctor.
Jekyll & Hyde - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Up a Tree by MonochromeOsity reviews
Dreams keep trying to tell Switzerland something. But what? AustriaxSwitzerland Minor Adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
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